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No Plagiarism!0MPmYtNroMNTLzz8rCzxposted on PENANA 我被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍,這種精神酷刑,不是凡人所能承受。8964 copyright protection83PENANA2S7oNdeVoG 維尼
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下一秒,另一個身影輕巧落在窗台上,是布丁大人。他嘴裡還叼著剛偷來的果乾,笑得很欠扁。8964 copyright protection83PENANAMqtYAYUNNi 維尼
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「三百遍是吧?來,分工合作,我一百,你一百,南末一百,半個時辰寫完,然後去偷吃御膳房新出的桂花栗糕,怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection83PENANANDngRETFFq 維尼
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而我,認真對照他們倆寫的內容,把字疊在紙上重複描線,企圖營造「本人真誠悔過」的假象。8964 copyright protection83PENANAqfkcHWsJdg 維尼
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當夜,我們三人被列為皇城作弊史上的首例集體連坐罰者。8964 copyright protection83PENANABVOVK9gCfP 維尼
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和他們一起罰抄,比一個人痛快多了。8964 copyright protection83PENANA13fXIlxvbg 維尼
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