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十二歲的我,誠心想向皮陛下表現「我有長大、會做飯了」的一面。158Please respect copyright.PENANAfLC6v1zWE2
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這次不再是偷吃,而是正經料理——8964 copyright protection154PENANAheKRPA9LOc 維尼
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我還特地查了食譜、抓了分量、畫了陣法(這是必要的,我堅信美食靠風水)。8964 copyright protection154PENANASv2GGbyTAH 維尼
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問題出在,我為了讓紫薯更快軟化,加了一點火藥引燃劑……158Please respect copyright.PENANAmrr8dcKfFx
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結果你也知道了——158Please respect copyright.PENANA1F6HXm5PV5
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一聲「轟」響後,半個御膳房升起粉紅色煙霧。158Please respect copyright.PENANAXxorrPFqzM
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御廚們尖叫,宮女們瘋狂奔逃,隔壁太醫院都被震出一地的藥罐。8964 copyright protection154PENANAPTGE23dfY9 維尼
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而我,滿臉紫色湯汁,從灶台底下爬出來,一臉懵。8964 copyright protection154PENANAyXYq1PTHDW 維尼
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下一秒,三道熟悉的氣場降臨。8964 copyright protection154PENANAoPgPNaUhef 維尼
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——皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人。8964 copyright protection154PENANArifev1Gl7B 維尼
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南末捂著臉:「你是天雷灶神下凡?」8964 copyright protection154PENANAL9gXN4SYEn 維尼
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布丁一臉認真:「我建議命名這次事件為『紫薯大爆炸』,很有藝術感。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAm7gvxbCMzZ 維尼
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「你們到底是來救我的,還是來寫墓誌銘的——!」我悲憤地叫。8964 copyright protection154PENANAakh9xodGX5 維尼
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接下來的懲罰程序非常標準:8964 copyright protection154PENANAMEgnhJYkd5 維尼
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皮陛下:拖去御前三掌,並限我「此後兩月不得靠近任何炊具三尺內」。8964 copyright protection154PENANAJ7fEYZVWfa 維尼
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南末大人:罰我抄寫《太上炊道·火候篇》一百遍,並附心得。8964 copyright protection154PENANAMKGGDpNrLG 維尼
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布丁大人:給我畫了一張「貓貓煮爆廚房」的漫畫,還簽了名。8964 copyright protection154PENANAOROKxcxWdu 維尼
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但最可怕的是,我當晚還得端著一碗沒炸的紫薯湯,親手送給皮陛下。8964 copyright protection154PENANAl6vbqIoqMe 維尼
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他喝了一口,沉默良久,說:8964 copyright protection154PENANA4qRnBrQdIz 維尼
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「味道還不錯……但你知道你剛炸沒了五隻雞、三條魚,還有——一個廚房嗎?」8964 copyright protection154PENANAShMmJV1EM8 維尼
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