在等待菠蘿包出爐的時間，蕭鵝返回自家住所，打算跟自己的兒子一同享用朱古力扭紋包。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXBLJIUk80
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGP0DDeEBb
「樂，我買了朱古力扭紋包，出來一起吃吧！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw36ZgVwNBQ
蕭鵝在客廳裡對著兒子的房間方向大叫。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXBBlpsmRV
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「你等一等！我正在從里斯本運送葡萄酒到雅典的途中呀！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WWfqF9gWn
蕭樂著自己的父親蕭鵝稍等一下。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oBD4jNodg
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夢想是擔任船長的蕭樂正在玩著自己最喜愛的模擬遊戲，大航海時代四。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY3RqQ4GnT
天生條件不遜，一上船便會暈船浪且連番嘔吐的他，只能寄託在電腦遊戲的虛擬世界中，享受一下飾演船長的快感，止一止癮。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54hXTWIWbC
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「你在突尼斯的碼頭停泊一下吧！不然的話，麵包便會放涼不好吃的！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSZCLXQFs8
為了避免與自己的兒子產生隔膜，蕭鵝早就已把遊戲中的地圖記在腦海裡，以備不時之需。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia2ven0J0P
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「也好，這主意不錯！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogKwwj9OUq
蕭樂安然順從父親的提議，緊急改變航海的路線；632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F0sjuQDqU
突尼斯是里斯本駛往雅典的其中一個中途站，停泊在那裡大可順道補給一下船上的糧食和飲用水。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Eu7nhpSjg
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在等待著兒子從房間出來的時候，蕭鵝從雪櫃裡拿取了一瓶預先調製好的百花蛇舌草涼茶，全數倒進在一個藥用瓦煲裡。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ0R9TT5Fx
確認自己的兒子並不在身邊的附近後，他靜俏俏地把褲袋裡的烏鴉白鴿丸放進藥煲裡頭，並以文火把藥丸煮融在涼茶之中。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENNjm7mHlm
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag9AuuiEXh
烏鴉白鴿丸性質偏涼，生怕自己的兒子虛不受補的關係，蕭鳳特意利用具清熱解毒之效的白花蛇舌草涼茶作為藥引送藥，意圖盡量減低白鴿丸有可能會帶來的副作用。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEuhGEzL3u
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「吓..又是白花蛇舌草涼茶？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmwJR6iUON
從客廳裡嗅到熟悉的氣味後，蕭樂顯得了無生氣起來。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgCDbvajTr
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogf8I8KLKK
「有益的涼茶，多喝絕對無妨呢！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36BkGllflM
翻熱涼茶需時，蕭鵝臉露笑容的走出廚房，示意蕭樂一同坐到客廳的梳化上享用麵包。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Ubskg3yp
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「樂，你的右腳膝頭為何多了數處瘀傷的？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgmJ68Nd2s
吃著扭紋包的時候，蕭鵝指著蕭樂的右腿道。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRNwUJIdY1
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23h6k6a7ta
「今天放學後練習滑板時候弄傷的，塗了跌打酒後已經好好多了！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gDFuW67iu
蕭樂漫不經心的作出解釋，並不把它當成一回事。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaiRv7WAnS
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJuF9aLC3P
為了減輕暈船浪的徵狀，他盡量會抽時間進行滑板練習，從而增強神經系統的平衡感協調。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk5MCcrej0
這些從滑板跌下來所造成的瘀傷，正正就是他曾辛苦努力過的最佳證明 。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptxrBDd4bU
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoVUg3WBPU
「唉....過了今天，你再也不用受這些皮肉之苦了！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDNwZ9eo5C
蕭鵝深情凝視著兒子大腿上的各道傷痕，輕聲道。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurH6XLaJTz
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「爸，你剛才在說甚麼？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUddgarGAJy
我聽得不太清楚！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8cwlGA0tP
蕭樂沒能聽清楚自己父親的喃喃自語。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1rU8V633c
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「哦，沒甚麼，我只是說這扭紋包很好吃而已！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO9igUdpkW
蕭鵝沒有說出真話，裝出了一副驚訝的模樣。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv2lYwu1uE
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「咦，老豆剛剛發現，原來我們兩父子的扭紋包也是以左旋方式扭動的呢，不知道麵包店裡會不會有右旋扭紋麵包呢！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmdkb3Ilqo
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「這方面，恐怕就不會了....632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDd9X7zrez
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJxxa7hXih
畢竟右旋扭紋包可是有著一道悲傷的背景故事呢！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZvCH5Ns7V
蕭樂黯然道。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBR6d1UIJ5
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起初蕭鵝只是打算利用扭紋包的扭紋歪開話題，殊不知道蕭樂竟然能夠在扭紋話題上大肆發揮起來。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2wDXXqdHj
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「扭紋麵包...也有自己的故事？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsh8FMovwe
蕭鵝停下咀嚼手中的麵包，一臉疑惑的看著蕭樂。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNHFvuAujz
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiZhUwjZhN
老婆餅、夫妻肺片、大馬站煲等等美食的典故他倒是聽過，但扭紋麵包的背景故事他完全並沒有聽聞過。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLGV05GjcA
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aLO3xKgO8
應該不會是有一名廚師某天遇上不如意的事，把心一橫將麵糰一扭再扭作洩憤之用，間接造就了扭紋麵包的誕生此般低級無聊的故事吧？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqerry8vcPr
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「當然有啦！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrau6SNiC8R
阿爸你知不知道甚麼是pain bescuit？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6GwGF2xGw
得悉父親竟然也會有不曉得的事情後，蕭樂說話的語氣變得異常的雀躍及振奮。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjsAYZN7W1
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「你...剛才在說...法文？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yFguELVfk
蕭鵝聽得側起頭來。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6aBon4ecG
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「沒錯。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQHk3lWglF
在法文的語法中，bes等同於英文的bi，有著雙重的意思。cuit是烘焙，所以bescuit合起上來就是烘焙兩次的意思。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P6BHyyT74
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17J13DB2iP
之於pain，法文裡頭並不是代表痛楚，而是麵包。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjDsnijHsO
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrQGdCfGGw
所以，pain bescuit就即是指烘焙過兩次的麵包。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGCTg3qy9P
蕭樂津津樂道的作出解釋。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP040WLonn
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NNFsVe4jm
「烘焙過兩次的麵包？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyKYHIb2dV
扭紋包是需要烘焙兩次的嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7hucGUAJC
蕭鵝對此抱有極大的疑問。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHHVwKUVR6
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「當然不用啦！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrotuO4Yn1
在十四世紀的航海時代，雪櫃還沒有出現，所以廚師們會多次烘焙麵包，把麵糰的水份通通蒸發掉，製造乾燥堅硬、不易變壞的pain bescuit供航海人士在船上食用！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyi3iZpVVf
夢想是在船上生活的蕭樂，這些基本的航海歷史他自當然是滾瓜爛熟、一清二楚。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqnzkoczoG
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「當年西班牙海軍艦隊的水手，每天均會獲發一磅海員餅乾和一加侖的啤酒呢！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyucnk2XX6r
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「唔，那麼pain bes…那麼海員麵包究竟與扭紋包又有甚麼關係呢？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEGD19ReQN
眼見自己兒子遲遲未入正題，蕭鵝略然感到有點不耐煩。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRf2MqBv2O
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「關係可就大了！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzypB6IkQJ
海員麵包經過多次脫水後，味道變得淡而無味，水手們往往只能依靠泡浸牛奶、熱湯甚至是海水來吊味。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVkGYQvuM6
蕭樂示意父親不用著急，好戲正在後頭。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0UlKXQlRJ
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHmMq22uzy
「集航海與麵包事業於一身的丹麥國土裡，有一名叫哥本蝦巾的皇家水手實在是沒法忍受海員麵包的煎熬，偷偷攜帶著名的丹麥條、亦即是扭紋麵包上船作為自己的乾糧。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFB6DqbJ6a
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4yqsrZzFB
每一名皇家水手在上船前，均會受到嚴格的搜身檢查，確保他們沒法攜帶違禁品到軍艦之上。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzVYqF0Rsn
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeVMIxHbiJ
聰明的哥布蝦巾特此囑咐廚師以右旋的方式製作扭紋包，並在表面鋪上一層微細的白米顆粒，把扭紋包裝扮成船上常用的右旋粗麻繩，成功掩人耳目把鬆軟可口的牛油扭紋包帶到船上去。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0BZNX8oTy
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「哈，真虧他能夠想出這道計謀出來！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BDAux50Lb
到底他是多麼的嘴饞才能想出用扭紋包扮粗麻繩這道鬼主意？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfNzG0KSTq
蕭鵝搖頭苦笑，不知道應該是佩服還是鄙視那名哥布蝦巾的水手才好。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6oBuNtr30
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkruxtzbtj
「又或者是海員麵包實在真的是太難吃，所以才迫使有水手想出這種投機取巧的方式吧！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ007WdY2dsW
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3T3vdhKty
有時候廚師們為了確保麵糰裡不含有任何的水份，更會特意作三次甚至是四次的烘焙處理，再也不是pain bescuit，而是好比石頭般硬的 pain quarcrit，強行咽下去真的是會很pain呢！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBVxojwP1j
蕭樂咬下手中的鬆軟朱古力扭紋包一口，靈感驟現的想出了一個很爛的中法英三合一笑話。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYQTCR7ycz
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「唔...但你之前不是說右旋扭紋包的背後是一個非常悲慘的故事嗎？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo8f9k7sYB
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgQVoUH5Dw
那個哥本蝦巾成功把扭紋麵包上船，成功把pain強行扭掉，這不是很好嗎？何來甚麼的悲慘呢？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6XOAC4HEq
蕭鵝順著兒子的幽默感節奏，運用談笑風生的方式作出回應。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3YYG5RapI
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