Dumb things I hear said!

Warning: mentions of sex, cursing, (very rare) killing

I hope you find a laugh!! Feel free to check out the 2022 version!

Stories and things I write for Language Arts.

Ned Ferdanaud and Chris Manosa have been friends for six years. One night when Ned is trying to figure out a way to get a girlfriend, he accidently involves himself with a huge corporation that is now out to kill him. With the help of his friend Chris and former employee of the company, Vanesa. They now have to find a way to bring the corporation down.

"May there be a member of the family attend the Arison academy with each passing generation." ... "I can go to Arison. I can keep the tradition."

Opuntia Arison is a part of the family that founded the infamous Arison Academy, A mysterious but illuminating boarding school above the town of New Versine. Despite being an all-boy school, Opuntia gets to attend the school due to a tricky loophole in her great-grandfather's will. It's now her final year, but things of course have to go out with a bang as she wakes up to find a bloody message seemingly hinting at her own demise. Opuntia and her group of friends set out to find out what is behind this mystery, while at the same time, Opuntia may also uncover the mystery of who she sees as more than just a friend.

This is my first time attempting to write a full-length novel so any feedback or just reading it would be super helpful!! I hope you enjoy:)

things I write during school and about school :)

Just a short story I wrote to practice and ease myself back into writing again after not doing it for a long while. I can always add more if people are interested. Otherwise, it's just a one off/short story.

Story with pictures!The teenage daughter is going to High School. Her dad is raising her alone, and so far she has been asking him everything.​​​​​​​Will she manage? She decides to shock with her clothes and go straight to the top of the school elite!

There is someone who cares for Olivia, protects her from her so-called mother who abused her and students who bullied her in the school, and loves her as a friend. Both of them were always happy together. Years passed and they both graduated. He becomes a top model in New York and Japan. Olivia was always with him and supported him. Olivia was a valuable person to him, the friend he loved the most, until Olivia fell in love with him. He gets engaged to someone chosen by his parents. Because of it, Olivia hides her feelings from her. Only her friend knows about it. One day after the concert they both get drunk, and something happens between them. After that night Olivia confesses her feelings for him, but he refuses her. The next day he leaves for New York with his fiancée and leaves her heartbroken. Her heart was broken but her friend Sandy was always with her. Two months later Olivia found out Olivia was pregnant while he was enjoying his successful life. Olivia suffered and almost died and after one year of suffering, Olivia changes everything. Olivia becomes the Goddess of the Night, a dancer on the biggest and most classic club in Japan and he comes back to Japan. What will happen when they face each other again?

Will he be able to seek her forgiveness and win her back? Or will he lose her and his son forever?

I like a man who always comes in my dreams every night with a rose, and a warm smile that is so comfortable to see. Our hands always dangled holding each other through a strange forest shrouded in thick fog. My feelings are not at all afraid of the darkness that roams around me, as if its existence makes me brave to face the fear that has been eating away at me.I secretly started to like him, the mysterious man who has appeared in my dreams for the past six years. I, Diana Rebecca, this woman who is often called poor, finally feels happiness that maybe I never imagined before.My heart is determined to protect him, the feelings I have subconsciously towards a figure that may never exist in my life in the real world. However, I always look forward to it, that mysterious man to appear in front of me directly with a rose like he usually does in my dreams.

``Boring routine'' is how Harper Evans, a cynical student at Coquitlam High School in Canada, would describe her daily life. For three whole years, nothing has appeared in her life that would disturb her regular routine, which she hates so much... And maybe that's why such a Jeremy Fraser could be considered a gift from fate, but he shouldn't be a member of an organization working for a drug cartel.

It was he who was able to disrupt her daily routine and not only that. He turned her life upside down and back again, showed her that she could have everything and then nothing. From almost the bottom of the ocean itself, he got it almost to the top of Mount Everest and knocked it back down. He destroyed everything she had built over the years. He made her believe and when she did, he betrayed…

I countered and turned sharply so that we were face to face. “Harper, calm down, okay?” The rusty creature chimed in and I laughed. ,,I? Should I calm down? You're the one oxidizing here in my barracks because your mom kicked you out of the basement and you're still dragging the Chinese mafia here.'' I snapped.

Alexander, or Allie as everyone calls him has a new diary. You now have the chance to enter the confusing and exciting times and tribulations of being a teenager. Being a teenager is something we must all try, and it is not easy.This is the modern version of the Adrian Mole diaries.

The story is about the encounter of Pathn and Inn, the highschool boys in a peaceful beach town in Thailand. Pathn, a last year high school boy who is a captain of Judo team, with massive muscular body and a personality of a bit reserved and closed-off. Vs

Inn a playful boy with gorgeous looks and lean  athletic build, with messy dark hair and a bright smile that always lights up his face.

As they met at the school orientation day, they found themself thinking about each other and couldn't deny the feeling of excitement that bubbled up inside.  Little did they both know, this was just the beginning of a relationship that would change their lives forever.