Write the weirdest Romance Story, with the funniest ending.

Word count: 3000 words

The task is simple: write the worst possible metaphor for a hypothetical novel.

Example 1: "My man has a voice like a lion eating dark chocolate."

Example 2: "She was fair and young, like a ball of fresh mozzarella cheese."

Write a story on my first friend tips your first friend's name,how you met him or her