老妈说的对:“世上本无路,走多便有。世上本无脏话,数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍,左手军旗,目视前方:“神州子弟今安在!”68Please respect copyright.PENANA2l21614HBI
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久,怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。68Please respect copyright.PENANA6e49xhUBvm
自此便吃豆腐脑,此恨无关风与月!68Please respect copyright.PENANASP2ju7b5HX
死战,死战,死战。68Please respect copyright.PENANAZTvte5y2tr
第一个突进De军最后一道防线,一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。68Please respect copyright.PENANA8c2WbnFYbu
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,言语不堪,咱们回去了吧。”68Please respect copyright.PENANApOxUbupgqm
妻子匆匆走来:“夫啊,他们上手了……还来得及。”68Please respect copyright.PENANAMAAP4RPTNV
妻子走来。68Please respect copyright.PENANAbzMpCZEBH2
S菌漫山遍野,喊着:“缴枪不杀,武运长久。”68Please respect copyright.PENANAJPDUQLEUgn
还好不是国产片,打着打着,日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了,“咦——呀”!68Please respect copyright.PENANAPE91ndmCqp
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼,比野狼疯狂,比精神病人嗜血。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQfpMK8q1ph
恐惧在De军中蔓延。68Please respect copyright.PENANAWtnkoaH70H
副连:“战歌!”68Please respect copyright.PENANAs7fXJunq0q
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。68Please respect copyright.PENANAWk8LByRzR1
“我来!”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里,日星歌他擅长。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQwes8JBTFb
“洗衣洗呀!星矢比奇点早开外挂——68Please respect copyright.PENANAxqoi15SJVR
紫龙啊,动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿68Please respect copyright.PENANAQX8DtctZC3
冰河啊,你不要再想嘛妈——68Please respect copyright.PENANAnZWqZS3bof
阿瞬啊!一辉啊!是亲哥倆——!!”68Please respect copyright.PENANAipDfXIUehM
黑勋爵:“……”68Please respect copyright.PENANACdMi1cueye
副连托着下巴:“撕裂倒是撕裂,谜啊……”68Please respect copyright.PENANAhel1zaN4DL
MP四0和波波莎同时开火,像火和火药的碰撞,像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下,像一纸时代的和平,铠甲轰然声声。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYw7OSwd2PG
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转,画风不对,转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁,坐标K10。向我开炮,向我开炮!”其实——我是一个演员!68Please respect copyright.PENANAVv1CeHdDr4
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼,森然:“坐标K10,命令炮团,全部弹药打光!”68Please respect copyright.PENANAHRjdwZBYwW
持续10分钟的天摇地动。68Please respect copyright.PENANAUfVhuT1tJJ
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜:“漫天箭雨,无所遁形。”68Please respect copyright.PENANACf0dNbCLXA
血逼萝莉:“阵地怎么样?炸回石器时代了?”68Please respect copyright.PENANAUNE6hC3j1B
“报告,坐标有误,没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”68Please respect copyright.PENANACoeTP2U520
命硬:“!……向元首报喜,K10炮火覆盖位置,没有一个敌人。”68Please respect copyright.PENANAeGN1EsMIda
S军一拥而上。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8FBOmIH86
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中,扣动扳机。68Please respect copyright.PENANA69uutr1uGC
这一刻终于来了吗?病跃出雪坑:“人间不空,凤翅天翔!”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAa5H1vuWsGs
这一钳,奔雷惊马!68Please respect copyright.PENANAlpBmHRjGWZ
咦?技能进阶了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYU1OTjwGs2
天赋技能:中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。68Please respect copyright.PENANAihdCOusUfV
效果:拔牙过程中,50%几率拔出患牙,疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿,3%拔出一颗健康牙齿,3%断根残留持续疼痛,3%半边面部肿胀疼痛,3%麻醉失效,3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常,3%造成持续性流血,3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透,3%单侧眼球摘除,3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断,3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高,3%出现仇医心理,拳力上升,自制力大幅降低,冷却时间5分钟。68Please respect copyright.PENANABuvO9bN3K4
施法方式:主动碰触,无冷却。需特殊装备,白大衣,拔牙钳。68Please respect copyright.PENANADCE0X27tQA
职业要求:具备专业知识,5年以上拔牙经验,和医者仁心。68Please respect copyright.PENANAESCvgGvG52
注明:人不癫狂枉少年,我若癫狂牙乱飞。68Please respect copyright.PENANA6Zw1RbSieO
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道:“卧倒!”68Please respect copyright.PENANASczJivLQrt
……68Please respect copyright.PENANABeLUNMzgrg
大家面面相觑,咋啦?二战来了圣逗士?68Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ5whjmDSK
老兵约翰:“有人受伤吗?”68Please respect copyright.PENANAE8ghAVQAoQ
“挪开,让我看到钱!”68Please respect copyright.PENANAhXDvSvLyD4
“门牙有点松,可能是刚刚磕了一下。”68Please respect copyright.PENANAM4mEXIjbse
“说吧,小瘪三,想怎么死?”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXYN2ynVcAp
“我想安乐死。”68Please respect copyright.PENANAJ42aQwLDXf
“……砍掉五肢,滴腊。”68Please respect copyright.PENANA84pI97pksF
在面对人生最大危机,在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静,病猛然想到方林,一个非常有名的救命绝招!68Please respect copyright.PENANAVDR87RZ0TJ
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的!”68Please respect copyright.PENANAiSh963ySxx
“何时才有钱”:“哈?我小女儿刚初中,大女儿去年生了啊……”68Please respect copyright.PENANA5TWhiZn9aU
“……是我的!!”68Please respect copyright.PENANACzDUb0hRnJ
“是——你忒喵逗我,谁的我能不知道?砍他!”68Please respect copyright.PENANAsVqMDFjpLs
68Please respect copyright.PENANAxrTQQcWIGb