护士长:“我想如果人们看到这段录像,他们只会说:‘哦,上帝,这真是太恐怖了’,然后继续他们的晚餐。”
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副连不知道脚下废墟是什么街道,左边什么街道,右边什么街道。看着地图,额头显示了一个“三”字,又变成“川”。70Please respect copyright.PENANAAYlG1pedV2
踩雷犬:我理解你,但是我们需要尊重彼此,并找到一个让双方满意又合乎理性的解决途径,而不是用一些幼稚的方法。70Please respect copyright.PENANANIJ7YQAt8F
他看着踩雷犬:“你不是曾给小胡导演当过导盲犬吗?”70Please respect copyright.PENANAsI9DLRkpXm
黑背眼神坚定整理了一下发型:因为我是门外汉!(本大小姐是导盲犬不是导航犬啊)70Please respect copyright.PENANAfwki7Iugeq
副连郁闷:“那你这么兴奋地带路!”(蹦蹦跳跳,还哼哼“我从山中来,带着兰花草”……)70Please respect copyright.PENANATVjLBvI8Mx
黑背眼眶泪珠打转:你——欺负人家,不理你了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmSdSVBXObf
“……”70Please respect copyright.PENANAti2EEFC8qf
这里原该有一座图书馆,老毛子在此议论辩论争论拳论。任务目标火车站大致在前方偏左400米,200米?不难辨认,因为枪炮太密集,就像50个家庭同时办红白喜事放鞭炮。而他恰似门前大树下多情鸭妈妈,领着1234567,不同肤色一个爸。70Please respect copyright.PENANADCSCd3FWFk
“让你们尝尝20年纯——半阳之体的厉害!”活宝熟练地在单点和三连发之间来回切换。70Please respect copyright.PENANAbASJnTbg2W
副连:“射击节奏不错。”很适应战场。70Please respect copyright.PENANA2DUKvFgsna
“那是。我从小到大天天早上都玩过山车,晚上呢就玩海盗船。也会早上玩海盗船,晚上玩过山车,黄昏再玩多次海盗船都试过呀我告诉你。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAaRFszBjYuI
“……听着,保卫别人才能保卫自己,只顾自己,活不长!”打仗就是如此,“以前有个新人不听话被妖怪抓走,割掉六根手指只剩拇指和小指,问天天不知叫地地不应,太惨了。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAoNW5BYxLHh
“后来怎样?”70Please respect copyright.PENANA9DQSYRsjVS
“怎样?只能666了啊。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAAlvj9y80wK
活宝不舒服:“我又不是孩子,当然不会做孤胆英雄。只是午夜梦回,难免想凭一己之力挽狂澜于即倒。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAwiJGH2iLna
“……”70Please respect copyright.PENANAhL2XXfZLL7
拐角重伤S菌悲壮地与活宝对射,“九头蛇万岁!”突然卡壳了,泥妈。70Please respect copyright.PENANAwgo5tIiqck
活宝笑,你不响了,我这还响着呢。“燃烧我的卡路里!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAUN5aSvlNnl
干掉,两盒了,开。70Please respect copyright.PENANAwRqGD7njYG
天赋技能——透视。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmqV1Gy7l32
我滴乖乖!70Please respect copyright.PENANA5HS9oxcYoq
“是不是近视!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAiG018KUI5l
“200度。”节奏被打断,有点不开心。70Please respect copyright.PENANA6iftOoqrIW
“200度?200度你能毫不犹豫一呛干在战友背上!动动脑袋!”副连指着空荡荡的前方说。70Please respect copyright.PENANAEZvV4mkhUF
活宝猛一低头,开了一块砖!“那人打牌出老千——你敢说你没打错人吗!”君子报仇,十年不晚。老紫报仇,从早到晚。70Please respect copyright.PENANAeuiTvyYHMD
“那倒是,我是出了名的狙击基本靠甩——我在问你!”70Please respect copyright.PENANA02KwTegyAs
“我是硕士伦200度,没说近视200度啊!”70Please respect copyright.PENANA2A7WLvTx9B
“那要不要我说对不起啊!!”70Please respect copyright.PENANAmvk1mQO9vy
看不起老紫。活宝以单身已久的手速将MP四0拆成一堆废铁,尔后他龙王一笑生死难料,更快地完成枪械组装,完了还多出两个零件……70Please respect copyright.PENANA9fMRAqy9CA
“梦想是什么?”看到潜力种子盯着云朵一副半自闭的样子,副连摇头,还是换了种语气。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmxOl17sgcq
活宝像德内罗般邪魅哂笑,梦想是凡人的,自己都透视了,我这是芯长的野望。70Please respect copyright.PENANA13wYsrLtvR
他矜持道:“曾有战神回家,看到5岁女儿仅穿白上衣睡在犬窝。牙齿咬碎,一声令下。”70Please respect copyright.PENANAJPlEIRzGkB
“十万大军,报仇雪恨?”70Please respect copyright.PENANA5v5kPugtTZ
“十万白衣5岁少女缓缓爬出犬窝,”活宝张开双臂深呼吸,“号令天下,莫敢不从!”70Please respect copyright.PENANANk0mrm7rki
副连瞪着活宝,心说这忒喵不是战神,这是无情哈拉少!