9528:“人不变态枉中年。”
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他们来了!97Please respect copyright.PENANAwF0NcBCPNM
无限恐布空间,“欧打妇女”战队,进入S军防御阵地。97Please respect copyright.PENANA84c2BGgKEQ
《洛奇》主题曲响起,“昂昂——昂,小叮当帮我实现——”97Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7fp7Rv5vb
脖子以下跟巨石强森一个模子的光头大汉急躁道:“魂蛋!放错歌啦!”97Please respect copyright.PENANAFCaM7ReSaZ
《洛奇》主题曲响起,“昂昂——昂,昂昂——昂……”97Please respect copyright.PENANAgNt2AcmK38
如果说“57师”是集权型战队,人类搏击天地,精英管理人类。欲望之道,永不止境。军法严明,对下不对上。97Please respect copyright.PENANAg0F5Ph0rsM
那“欧打妇女”就是民主型战队,万物有灵,众生平等。百家论坛,畅所欲言,时对时错,神神叨叨。虽有领袖,实则山头林立。97Please respect copyright.PENANA5CNfIEZg96
八人清一色墨镜,黑色风衣黑皮裤,双手握拳微张,挺胸而立闪电环绕。97Please respect copyright.PENANAlxCPrwZi8p
见几个手提阿卡47,见几个年龄在花季。见几个猛似彪,见几个笑嘻嘻眼儿微闭。见几个伯牙钟子期,见几个衣裤不整齐。97Please respect copyright.PENANAXoSUWKTeiQ
淡幕:“啊啊啊啊啊,我儿子是我儿子,那个一脸绷带最帅的就是。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAMBz7w2mjbz
淡幕:“巧了,我女儿也在,那个衣服最少的就是。”97Please respect copyright.PENANA8qGHCghFfD
淡幕:“确定吗?”97Please respect copyright.PENANAVSd7khzslZ
淡幕:“老王,我那口子夜班。”97Please respect copyright.PENANATnrD2iCbDj
淡幕:“小周,虚掩后门,鞭炮两声。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAK4sPirVVLb
淡幕:“三分之二的离婚,是丈夫嫌妻子拿不出手。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAIWgxwkziGZ
淡幕:“还有三分之一,大哥咯。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAZgkaPQ9QFC
淡幕:“说话说一半,头把你敲断。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAIahqYenxOp
淡幕:“太拿得出手。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAIDgEQGI4I3
淡幕:“押了10万,一定要赢。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAX5UAQdrWQ7
淡幕:“老婆都押了,千万不要赢啊混蛋!”97Please respect copyright.PENANA3PQ1sju7qS
9528:“春风送爽人含笑,正是踏青好时节。”97Please respect copyright.PENANA1EafNRapkw
战友无力吐槽,大概习惯了。另外人形黄蚂蚁的模样有点渗人。天赐智慧之花,学成文武推拿。齿白唇红,一袭袈裟。举手投足,略见潇洒。97Please respect copyright.PENANAKf7FpOj9PH
河童族队长暴躁道:“把你那个破装置关掉,电我好几回!”97Please respect copyright.PENANApzLQ8bShnb
队长蒙比,美国人,绰号“变形金刚”。初看像孔怕泥,仔细看像突额隆头鱼。97Please respect copyright.PENANAbUKjPsyyrr
1米9的个,身披兽皮,围着一圈西瓜大的腰鼓,套马汉子威武雄壮。肌肉红里透亮结实厚重,跟火星蟑螂一模一样。只是口红太辣眼,曾有夜尿新人吓得要退队。职业纽约战警,信仰虔诚,正直,必须管理太平洋。97Please respect copyright.PENANAEW5kAuKZIR
“姐,我史太浓啊,说来你不信,上上签,进剧组了。姐夫夜班是吗?好的,晚点去。乖,牙膏挤好,洗澡水放好,么么哒。一般不会提前回来吧——尽人事听天命了。恩。别老麻烦老王来烧菜。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAmPD9E7MmD9
银河战区挣扎电影院全服通告——欧打妇女战队,史太浓,花为手机联细外界,抹除。97Please respect copyright.PENANABClis9e5AS
不了解规则的史太浓一脸愕然,那你抹除花为呀。97Please respect copyright.PENANAzq5gijVN2P
整个人被黑板擦抹掉了,史太浓退幕。97Please respect copyright.PENANAPcA8jKuXAa
水兵R腋下夹着一只排球。97Please respect copyright.PENANAl50do7Rtpu
如花美眷,似水流年。97Please respect copyright.PENANAYMMcK2ezK4
轻云蔽月,流风回雪。她就是这个姑娘!97Please respect copyright.PENANApaludh3Oqb
记得多年前手牵手,越越的害羞不敢抬头。97Please respect copyright.PENANAhz9KNvgNmx
穿着洁白衣裳,岁月无忧愁。97Please respect copyright.PENANA5nJKGZlH9l
手里拿着一瓶水,红着脸嗲声:“塞——塞——,我要喝开水。”97Please respect copyright.PENANApsmaM5xAMo
粉丝淡幕:“排球关Z琳。”97Please respect copyright.PENANA8LuguN6Izp
粉丝淡幕:“两脚细细,身怀绝技。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAChK8FB6ooI
黑粉淡幕:“两脚(删一字)天,红透半边。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAAq1XxvsJgF
淡幕屏蔽。97Please respect copyright.PENANAwUnbSvQBr6
忘者望月发呆,自言自语:“法盲面前,人人平等。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAEyRQdtwvzy
他着装跟队友略异。黑色夜礼服,白色假面,髯长一尺,面如重枣,人身犬脸,触手张扬,背后白字“卦”。97Please respect copyright.PENANAaYC29Mt1EC
这件夜礼服来历不凡,被他低价果断拿下。这也是平生得意操作之一,别人恐惧他贪婪!97Please respect copyright.PENANANzMRgYMi9L
听说前3任主人兼队友都死了。97Please respect copyright.PENANAxD5eVtglWJ
队友死,没放心上。苍茫在,月亮之上。97Please respect copyright.PENANAuzGjvGBQLo
触手族,职业心理医生。经他治愈的女性性抑郁患者,无一例外都成了杏躁狂,还喜欢拍逗音。97Please respect copyright.PENANAY0HaHkhqRp
银河各地大屏幕适时放出一张忘者大学时期的照片,拿着刷子蹲在犬堆里。照片左下角有一行小字——左起第七犬旁为忘者。97Please respect copyright.PENANAfQvpZD4N5Q
一个两脚族黑人,烧伤绷带层层包裹全身,叼着奶嘴,口水直淌。脚踩风火轮。时而手提撬棍炯炯有神,时而喃喃低语“嘬嘬嘬嘬克总发糖啾啾啾啾”。如果让他和病活宝抱胸而立站一排,活脱脱唐伯虎《雪橇三傻图》。97Please respect copyright.PENANAOyAzNXldSd
山无棱,天地合,乃敢与君绝。水兵R眼神:耳康。97Please respect copyright.PENANAzAFGS7X6EY
吸过眼神:紫微。97Please respect copyright.PENANAqsZKhJx7Rk
水兵R:是谁?97Please respect copyright.PENANAksLMH8tgT9
吸过:是我。97Please respect copyright.PENANASMdcaYec9Y
水兵R:是你。97Please respect copyright.PENANAtu5IIQXYEG
吸过:是我。97Please respect copyright.PENANAcHLVerHcsk
水兵R:爱你。97Please respect copyright.PENANATxip3KCdsY
吸过:念你。97Please respect copyright.PENANADK9Nz9PrZm
水兵R:就像一颗小树需要雨水爱~~~97Please respect copyright.PENANAB2QpyiD7u7
吸过:就像一座山脉坚强永不变~!97Please respect copyright.PENANAOVSJGldJ8e
昆虫族,职业是物理老师的9528。洋装虽然穿在身,我饮依然是金龙油~~~57师何所惧?弟兄们上去开团战温侯。97Please respect copyright.PENANAZifsanjrbM
“适才听得司令讲,队名不尊重女性,要改‘七剑下东广’。”97Please respect copyright.PENANA2CSIG7Cal9
和无数奇点秀才一样,他潜修日星文化,心想正经人哪里需要杀毒软件哪。忘了哪只手贱点了下,紧接着整个人就被拽到屏幕里,显像管还炸了。97Please respect copyright.PENANAxtK86GZZJI
他是真尿了,以为碰到弗来迪!97Please respect copyright.PENANAFyYLBARUsR
水兵R嗲声:“塞——塞——,我有种感觉—— 我们已经不在冬广了。”97Please respect copyright.PENANABqzr15LjhK
“见了徒儿,我便清爽。我需要你的衣服,靴子袜子……”敲门还是不敲门,这是一个问题。遇见她如可乐映薄荷花,他知道这样不对!他有他的道德观,但是爱情来了真的……97Please respect copyright.PENANAGXSTOCjb0O
她偷偷看了眼吸过,心里难受。原谅我,这是最后一次了。