老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9YfEvBfsa
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrElDz3Lfli
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCyJBKMfjt
死战，死战，死战。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aXFUIasWG
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRBJNmWE2f
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqD9BJ1bcd
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmix0mxkC0i
妻子走来。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQkGi6AyuZ
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczotq5iRkb
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpSJmxRgNb
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHrC4QquJC
恐惧在De军中蔓延。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSaH2OjNSQ
副连：“战歌！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkrCoosHMp
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzoryrNpbH
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71EIAuOqcl
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSE3hgOHw9o
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBznXzfiGaV
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP0KH93uoK
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx8T1mgdPc
黑勋爵：“……”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFw1naDKra
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eIQPrTjnn
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh6Nmg9us3
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl3WusRyT5
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPpHYXn68m
持续10分钟的天摇地动。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYclsJ2Eagr
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqygmh0wOD
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW2G5yB8fg
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQwdJs1Vzj
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiPaVJJCka
S军一拥而上。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYm4Og7oNF
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05f1rrWPQB
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66UXsAZrMu
这一钳，奔雷惊马！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk7hk4R4K4
咦？技能进阶了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF79DBGH3GB
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ8uRoM3Lf
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvRuCBxrCj
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qlbPWMCNu
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdvPxxHz2O
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODI8aVSu8J
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4miyd35wA
……98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWozkHQ1st
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz2l5TZeOn
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3BzlPy2gx
“挪开，让我看到钱！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nReYaO2Ff
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskOkS1diMN
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfTTEYrldz
“我想安乐死。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdi1hEDgYP
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9bh6HYljZ
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJWi9jno7i
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvElwwZo6Sn
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyDFXMMubG
“……是我的！！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uNZQ6AuR4
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AVHMjJPlU
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