老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD5l1yCCHC
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lnHjrtoeP
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hfWPCzllS
死战，死战，死战。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk9fEMWCuS
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxVEesIsdm
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdpm7BKUrH
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9oWDhn3j8
妻子走来。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH834ZBNwZc
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CRRjiGPLo
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUGer4GQ6s
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgU9G954jZ
恐惧在De军中蔓延。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFphdeHz3ac
副连：“战歌！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnqnv4SEQD
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKd9h2tHax
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjSODiCG1x
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V1rgsiE2Z
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXApm3Re20g
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNJL7458LH
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB4jXQjvKS
黑勋爵：“……”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprO2WncT5Q
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcPWmP6wje
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs1BPHkyLX
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNI3lZzdhz
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rxOjFf0Dt
持续10分钟的天摇地动。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A86HvWBjj
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLzyyKDWeH
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnbsNr5CuT
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqQY6OXLgp
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XwpalLlFj
S军一拥而上。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7O9IkszOp
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMeqCdJdct
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk4SyH2E3f
这一钳，奔雷惊马！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp5fJSiiWv
咦？技能进阶了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZJvfNpfR9
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpmdtaXq31
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaCvgBCLY0
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2GNrZQQcZ
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJbHYODdGv
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q0dT3sN6W
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzrEYTtJHI
……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU090ecFNXO
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIvXo6Wopo
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ul6CuPX6O
“挪开，让我看到钱！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLjgALW6vw
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZiI5TqDNN
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAUaKsWBgi
“我想安乐死。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGbVoeie9g
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2SM4MThZE
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwN2sq0QTU
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvlOpQjqNi
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNp5POzkVB
“……是我的！！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10f70Mpvz1
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDia3M4IUc4
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