Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.293Please respect copyright.PENANACYAFtVNRE1
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,293Please respect copyright.PENANAnqIYgsdbDt
Invading my mind day and through the night,293Please respect copyright.PENANAHyI1q1tkGf
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.293Please respect copyright.PENANAGoc8ROZBzY
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?293Please respect copyright.PENANAUgxJjDVp2X
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.293Please respect copyright.PENANAG1YvuW8cdW
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,293Please respect copyright.PENANAzA00sly5dy
And the springtime has the sad graduate.293Please respect copyright.PENANAfTALwsXxgG
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.293Please respect copyright.PENANA1HpGvaajND
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.293Please respect copyright.PENANAAikWEO7q47
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.293Please respect copyright.PENANARjgPVyo2SC
My hate for you is the fine compromise.293Please respect copyright.PENANAcuzXnhoI7L
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,293Please respect copyright.PENANAkteRfiSkJe
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.293Please respect copyright.PENANA0xemfFQQCh
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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