Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ8BgqB9Zi
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSTU1cHKix
Invading my mind day and through the night,516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ibeh43l2L
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGucTrXkVcb
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnEV0hBXIh
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM5k8mdnvS
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL5sCjq1fi
And the springtime has the sad graduate.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkdpBHWrtZ
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBDNd89KAC
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpw8dcC576
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVqyG9M41M
My hate for you is the fine compromise.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FMvUixYks
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4puovZb33
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnJgU4IU3z
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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