Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhYyepK7Hj
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU7dsoWgK0
Invading my mind day and through the night,575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKFxpzrimy
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4avT4tsYR
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAv2lNBtMu
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcNKQcbVzW
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3NjSUBvGQ
And the springtime has the sad graduate.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrZmzk9sI0
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1JXSta5um
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaDXSHLSYW
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cxYH8qeOC
My hate for you is the fine compromise.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbJ91mcSXm
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScXdoKDL0w
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r5ThqRROH
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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