Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEqnP2D0d4
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlerHknqbq
Invading my mind day and through the night,563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9tNI0ZZPd
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStSyDbUStA
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5kfmogja
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfqxCBpoFq
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkFc2Pyj0K
And the springtime has the sad graduate.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUzLu9amw7
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLwqrRfBFC
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkjbzy0gYA
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9kB5z1GWt
My hate for you is the fine compromise.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRF29PFLTg
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPIYu5lMUh
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KrJgTitHP
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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