Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.278Please respect copyright.PENANAajxXiGLyt9
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,278Please respect copyright.PENANA4sXHwHpnhs
Invading my mind day and through the night,278Please respect copyright.PENANA5OWvXSUDLs
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.278Please respect copyright.PENANAdKGVLWVV2N
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?278Please respect copyright.PENANA0E5WTp8VxX
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.278Please respect copyright.PENANAhe3faJzTa2
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,278Please respect copyright.PENANAQg6rsZBRqc
And the springtime has the sad graduate.278Please respect copyright.PENANA3Qb5r6JyYW
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.278Please respect copyright.PENANAuTahlexXEs
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.278Please respect copyright.PENANARczjc9nb1W
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.278Please respect copyright.PENANAhvcMBFAzFB
My hate for you is the fine compromise.278Please respect copyright.PENANAECjBSyV1w3
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,278Please respect copyright.PENANAHmyjOgAWNK
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.278Please respect copyright.PENANAADxbaYC0eG
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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