Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMMO3FDJuw
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkiT5sqsQM
Invading my mind day and through the night,509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrSiKCKgve
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUN5Mg8wFy
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9v413QL15
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8izWLmIIit
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5dvZeJaxh
And the springtime has the sad graduate.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OKL5q57Wn
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGzLpE2tbt
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJQepjDWBt
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v0wbCuiIn
My hate for you is the fine compromise.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxq15TB3F8
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b8kho6wZR
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QgW3K8y0w
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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