That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra204Please respect copyright.PENANAoN0QE8Tml7
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"204Please respect copyright.PENANA6Uh5kW4RzD
Someone said as we shook hands.204Please respect copyright.PENANAsPFHr1kYbj
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.204Please respect copyright.PENANABhlv8RPXHD
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,204Please respect copyright.PENANAoRjO0yxPe9
You're a gentleman who understands,204Please respect copyright.PENANAn5uBwoJK3i
I'm a gal who must be hot."204Please respect copyright.PENANAPYMAazTbgX
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,204Please respect copyright.PENANAaW75rqnECn
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,204Please respect copyright.PENANAfzfivDu6mU
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!204Please respect copyright.PENANAdYlgyYrrgU
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!204Please respect copyright.PENANAkgeBtxHwFl
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."204Please respect copyright.PENANAy3ueRtfMuM
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I practiced every day,204Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ0EtuEgWl
To find some clever lines to say,204Please respect copyright.PENANAt1ToIcW0w9
To make the meaning come through...204Please respect copyright.PENANAkCOixiX3nO
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:204Please respect copyright.PENANASW4Sx0jkpu
"Gorbinschnozzel."204Please respect copyright.PENANAnwkR81lL92
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,204Please respect copyright.PENANAb7jUXWyUK2
Like the day before.204Please respect copyright.PENANAWtmYjJNkfi
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He loves dirt,204Please respect copyright.PENANAV24uo4TZiJ
He hates peanut butter,204Please respect copyright.PENANAWyQb407LUP
He loves berries.204Please respect copyright.PENANAy1HBN0mmiJ
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That's why Lord Franchesco,204Please respect copyright.PENANAcEUYISgq4J
That's why Lord Franchesco,204Please respect copyright.PENANAdperqUiQSb
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.204Please respect copyright.PENANAGBWoN14JFZ
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Gorbinschnozzel.204Please respect copyright.PENANAODxvHWqy9M
Gorbinschnozzel...