That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRM2k5RYul
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu9dBbpu0s
Someone said as we shook hands.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl72iVA9Jee
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4JbYK8ixR
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIMJrCUMZP
You're a gentleman who understands,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwxqErc53z
I'm a gal who must be hot."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzuLBCKKDI
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEANjK3bCuv
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK6y21mz6r
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BIKE0JXyj
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7Mknx9I5X
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HLTH78Gl3
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I practiced every day,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL2IxslXlf
To find some clever lines to say,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVORr6giKQ
To make the meaning come through...405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykZLoL4EuS
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4AfyCuZSt
"Gorbinschnozzel."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BxDUHis8a
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg6w8USRli
Like the day before.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6M5o4DHHeN
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He loves dirt,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoo4YRJHcm
He hates peanut butter,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdha597oOIV
He loves berries.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P3aEjOxbl
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That's why Lord Franchesco,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnabpnYMzc
That's why Lord Franchesco,405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs2PRFZxzF
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXigbZSEpm
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Gorbinschnozzel.405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmibILJwEL
Gorbinschnozzel...
