The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eVoBwk9Oc
I was the most loud unemployed around,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijCJ4h0ara
He was the most popular song host.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQfl7f44j4
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He was my song subject,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKdXJUUo9e
My popular song subject,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VHN5TabwD
My song host.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8eD4m3TPQ
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We used to squirt so well together,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwSXF9vMTi
Back then.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpAzihSwVg
We wanted to lay together, around the world,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9oqk8xctk
We wanted it all.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPxMKXVAs1
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq3Ih9Xrll
We decided to lay too much.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AnCs2RIx7
Together we kissed Keith.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNQzsI7tbf
It was fluffy, so fluffy.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0GFduoOMP
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From that moment our relationship changed.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2FF7Qkop7
He grew so stinky.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8YQPZPQDP
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And then it happened:367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy4CHd1LUI
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Oh no! Oh no!367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SlNhLxmBo
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He bit Dracula.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu2sfofc8F
Alas, Dracula!367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfC1hrHrhY
My song subject bit Dracula.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN6gPCNpx0
It was cute, so cute.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpQ7uuCcZp
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3saULHlKR
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SnLrFTolg
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf1HaDa9u5
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But still, he is in my thoughts.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRJT6Q1Brc
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKjGj7sUDx
That plump Thursday lunchtime.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8uWeSwOWr
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My trachea... ouch!367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtTEJbhojy
When I think of that popular song host,367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB8z2h3fEs
That popular song host and me.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH1cDVZxij
