The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:163Please respect copyright.PENANAajJnPAM1fx
I was the most loud unemployed around,163Please respect copyright.PENANA7PMKQ8uGET
He was the most popular song host.163Please respect copyright.PENANApyPcckIkao
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He was my song subject,163Please respect copyright.PENANAsTGP5x23lB
My popular song subject,163Please respect copyright.PENANAg7SAAeHe0m
My song host.163Please respect copyright.PENANAhyVMkIeA4o
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We used to squirt so well together,163Please respect copyright.PENANALqzyktezEb
Back then.163Please respect copyright.PENANAE8qf3miepz
We wanted to lay together, around the world,163Please respect copyright.PENANAbi9kr0EPBX
We wanted it all.163Please respect copyright.PENANAatg4ebtZ7w
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,163Please respect copyright.PENANAyQRU4hvsGu
We decided to lay too much.163Please respect copyright.PENANAZlFUwpRP7l
Together we kissed Keith.163Please respect copyright.PENANAo7c1XQ2nCV
It was fluffy, so fluffy.163Please respect copyright.PENANA5K9sWYIzfN
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From that moment our relationship changed.163Please respect copyright.PENANAUovx9t2iZ1
He grew so stinky.163Please respect copyright.PENANA8cuFnnNNv8
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And then it happened:163Please respect copyright.PENANADmJTbLPIUm
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Oh no! Oh no!163Please respect copyright.PENANAAXQSBsc4xY
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He bit Dracula.163Please respect copyright.PENANAt3WnJvWpR0
Alas, Dracula!163Please respect copyright.PENANAf5AmbPHWx4
My song subject bit Dracula.163Please respect copyright.PENANA12qUKJESw6
It was cute, so cute.163Please respect copyright.PENANAttm7afxUGK
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,163Please respect copyright.PENANAfqvrnAlcAT
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,163Please respect copyright.PENANAZjwu9Rz0IC
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)163Please respect copyright.PENANA5bBCeCIIT3
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But still, he is in my thoughts.163Please respect copyright.PENANAHaYt8sZUOJ
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,163Please respect copyright.PENANAfrdnCua7cP
That plump Thursday lunchtime.163Please respect copyright.PENANAF9kdRNM93x
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My trachea... ouch!163Please respect copyright.PENANA7gk0pcw0zy
When I think of that popular song host,163Please respect copyright.PENANASdk3K3qEou
That popular song host and me.163Please respect copyright.PENANAc8p8AZ3a9N