Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43mTfWy2X3
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtByPh8aq6
Invading my mind day and through the night,517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYXOWjWqXh
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6ePBjMALY
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7urN787FpW
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLZ2oXjuCf
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKF6d7cJBZ
And the springtime has the sad graduate.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPmBgz69XV
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro0TGgBUJj
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMuQYsaGG9
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOgnTqCLkL
My hate for you is the fine compromise.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iBRdNfpaY
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPoJMl1nWf
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtR2Ak4vh4
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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