Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH3N0xLtoi
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJMKDMm2JD
Invading my mind day and through the night,583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOLA81BpFU
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8RdtF0QMW
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWechNvWhIT
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlnrFGcigy
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zc0anFHHj
And the springtime has the sad graduate.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJeDWQnEcs
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnworZf8xEw
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0sspZyxAl
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK11UPWu1ww
My hate for you is the fine compromise.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6BskXChv7
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29PJbe0va0
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIOdAncEeI
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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