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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVmKThhLHG
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahroOeJT9i
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06Pa6dBT9U
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這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsC5qQOfZR
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X73iUFYnN
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURnw0P454r
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCj32kJIYT
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南冥者，天池也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWmVYCFBgl
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkoV0mMJwP
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxPZEqbUnm
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAoK3InZNi
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcq7mLETBS
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yoHvhrxwg
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9xfTybjgr
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DWfQCnKak
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi66mYs3Zi7
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHYAjkV7Jc
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TQXpkGGRf
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hh5Ipzk3M
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2Zim7yLqx
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF1XvSNa90
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo5LNiwGhW
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可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEh05P4dZg
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXXGGunT5C
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS1eKdJWUN
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCmVhMe5h2
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但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UpgGfEYJd
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5rKBwR5RC
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL4hApz75d
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc17nQ9rUr
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYAYZH6zqv
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8qAu4XCFp
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gueI3xMIF
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6STWMUmHQ
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7gGK4FQ4S
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt5OojbjEw
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湯之問棘也是已：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr2rCitOQ3
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYlMS8Teqp
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOkxAkn2gH
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67Cj3zuYHP
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4N7229Pxt
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6IswpbrBd
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxKJS8iGsr
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPwpgupCwY
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXv7qQZ0gd
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorrqt7SaPq
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbudjkB7Ik
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCASkmDZDIr
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTyEUrIutn
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwonZtxfcw0
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnnxsoy8Qv
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8YMLssWWD
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsiPRCUrHj
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此大小之辯也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gTgOqrmNb
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOH5UXtcII
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvi6P8J0rC
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QJn7Iuw8L
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqB0w0qapi
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrysQZn8zE
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJhzoEMzGq
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEykbJe9vL
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbRpALoAzx
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn3SPcJxoy
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFneDzW369
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYDtwvCONb
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1tiGpakFk
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx3Dwe7kpl
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gHK1LyaJr
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHgPMtr60N
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUy5EVkptk8
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnxOSRslNi
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtYh3Lsjq7
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV9KNBPsY8
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Hj0WyFVN
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3ocVXdcxn
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLotqANp0n
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm50W0WnHH4
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpaxdxraed
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpHAErbAOR
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImCNDLeNDD
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJcJshX2Co
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJNrB5fCMa
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48bQpS6Jnn
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOm8X6MCsp
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU27Q22mRz
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIIJdmBe3t
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikCj9xtXfi
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHtX9GOrHf
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYP1baVQyS
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXXFXMhWxW
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9voq5nyWPm
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhMqQkjB7d
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNhsgDHBb2
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KAHSyWYHn
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV7vJOovfY
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4orF0Cncqb
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHZSNhQ0BK
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcA90EY8uz
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgROPK9eAT
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb2BvrupZk
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpD0JKGWcP
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TAEBToqVk
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR9xVc7orL
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q5q1gzOpy
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROvm3oyqcg
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4N8bA2lQY
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYuGagEUFc
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVCAEOtHRj
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErGVJMiALw
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadAuJ4KIyU
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo75s3q1KeF
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ8JPNyagt
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNVJgsFYmo
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRQSLGDXpk
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzcnAh3fFE
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLqTef17gn
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mhT53PVf3
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QNXtYGqfP
不食五谷，吸風飲露；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmrCQMQ4EE
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPam4RHAXc
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNN98VsLHR
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41rdeHCqYC
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMyIPP81ug
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmsK0M1bmn
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrgX1eNDr6
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCNHHwywHX
吾以是狂而不信也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemzjfub7Zk
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWMaylXJMf
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPzsZV3mtN
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bZwIZcb7J
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7dmRGNdyJ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclEBcVnCjP
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFkt7Z76z8
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWWm0s1htZ
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj59w49Dkmy
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAIJNUGczb
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhqVZfyJuG
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqUxvs4AY9
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhKKT0GDiK
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF07fuocgYu
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RhrP8gSFi
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ7Bt047z7
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF3OjpC6PZ
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiTuq8Kv7I
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7gVQtUjvr
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2g3j7tVGi
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqPPCmw292
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LelrQvUYE
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXKglDrNRa
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEd7j3jaRP
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvFhMrnhIG
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vq8q0cF1d
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vhrhdubGT
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujuax902rm
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWnuhEe2U0
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0wPgF722H
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHbFEZPfM0
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811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGZhkdfNFX
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rdr5rnhts
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWi6RS0fco
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DvQAXvE3L
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bpAe2sKnY
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iZs3yFpra
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNmkLYmjVL
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKDB2x6Zsj
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyLovSoKVx
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWtMjG1HFJ
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7k2QiJ4dF
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9kJZpphfa
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4Ry3arnqo
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuWRivfMBv
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZU5YlovJx
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPVpExlria
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpUYFMsl2l
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4XF4liwd8
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYoRT29TCk
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcuW6Use9R
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwjWDIrnUy
客聞之，請買其方百金。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCuwACVdfu
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWyJLTz1y0
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8ZKTCqCmd
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIEPTAqvlS
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqgfbHTAcM
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY1yKUpVdG
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBbfnvPQoi
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzRyRQ6Zz1
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER3UUwgvqZ
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIw6xoD9CQ
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xr69JusK1
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT4iwADB1G
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykLKW3IOis
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwH5p0qpSQ
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FJUkoosnv
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIvgyDRyuh
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHup2aF8onI
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHlSZyGQxd
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gXHN0cBNg
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N8bUOMEBI
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYYe1X8QGH
而憂其瓠落無所容？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocTqDq1BHG
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyBBXU7J6k
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNwKX3714s
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCXYl8T0hp
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91kACnrFse
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSmhs5Yx0F
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYG27JbteG
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXRwFYg0JM
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz6MkEPCAr
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtrdLd8CGk
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnP7AVi4GK
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0nLxpLESc
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQvD5qftnM
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5lDna22Uf
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9tQWuCkIv
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUgUiMa4bV
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkiO4f1ssL
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyIJvKfbXx
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwfvVkd0UI
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgqIdGh9Jt
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAL4rUxBJw
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvJeu14EgY
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExY9B95JFb
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMCEU3REiG
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHRHZ6zKJL
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O3kdMeaJ5
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6hhtRCsK1
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFfuxyvTru
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtGSdcc6Oi
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY1uUNGDkt
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf78jpUlZAK
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL5NV1tsTM
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBJuIIam12
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukagRKb7tF
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt64NnUfJl0
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycrvcOq1Hl
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxZMBDpY6j
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedWpvEwLt3
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
