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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TGlYyZqsv
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYl9X3UPUt
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMpZVKWlmJ
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl55hLD7p2z
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQgTI6GfSX
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MV5NlKObJ
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這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1f0EnVWgo
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4OKsmEikU
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUyOXsQ4zx
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO4NDLSwuu
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNVg4eIwDF
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcjrL7QIib
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTmDCyuQoz
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4r3DW0Sr3
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrwzEgrRF6
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVewtWMCkD4
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6CGOImJPk
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCN0psMRFt
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTLzSa1uvx
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx35uMCzNcO
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWdLgp8lv8
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCQH36VM3R
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiUopJiU5N
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp0JjDr2k1
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時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHUnY7N9IG
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnWxqrZsXK
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM0dvagUob
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmgUiH88Kt
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3tLEwf01Y
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BFgaesAQb
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9fQriJTKL
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdAOwUT9td
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNWhDStnLE
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimDhIRQDiy
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYstzXgm0wg
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2QP1zw2zK
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湯之問棘也是已：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4oE9O18uj
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv7ta6RXy1
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45NmVvV7r8
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4ammnNrYD
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5Tx2SYFwO
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrvVuayJXd
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FhuMxLqEm
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBXK96WnQk
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLodA6uvIsK
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4CZeRhfRc
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyMbQWJ0pO
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJWA0D1NP4
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5fZzWa9ya
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuzEG9oq6u
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Go9yp9Wbp
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J6o6RtDjM
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9oNS0qr8X
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiukCOColsl
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此大小之辯也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KdKDj3IsC
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi54qovKVjn
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV6qN6EoRz
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBDN629XWW
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2O9FmL62R
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGeJ54Zp7U
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWXPpFzhKn
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKc96Qu1wL
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGEUhOeSTZ
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P65KY8h2g
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhexXFxk024
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF061JIpD3
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi5jQR0sRd
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSMVYJ7IWz
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07W3X1lzzl
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI4RkDXRaq
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS7i3VNKdk
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLRCP6h3NI
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWtG7tfuNu
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNzugcMW8Q
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg4fQHeE0G
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT5RWp5XB0
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED3fdRJ3jO
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcQoo13k8x
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuDlqLBnSI
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05EtVQFQbZ
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Oq8C88c8A
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cYUcB2PMi
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9J3RRTRB8
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvId7e01nSb
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyRKB0tc6S
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRKdC4J0Cz
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZnUiUvBo1
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66atAikb8F
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtSGcRUNPN
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡualo2AJmyi
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCpXn4ggJJ
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWUqcFyYNW
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCZlVfTK08
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzP7ghpCpw
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwL3x2DnG7
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZgyhctTjS
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbglifWGwrA
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4JaMUMCro
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskwiR8PXyB
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6Aex2Muvt
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq8BCYrMI2
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbwRqweRbE
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd4XVFJ8k9
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh1Q0VwKwO
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfTSQQhTrC
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzp4dv5I0K
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr914uKNiy
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE7S0Ah23G
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9BHeSFBdT
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXZt9yjgEm
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkhkA2S2AO
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMopPDEFmx
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiedLzXRYwx
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwhWXDj0OJ
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9ieZnNrRw
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9Pf91PpVm
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5cC2TWNQI
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPegLJRzuE9
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz1QqLJW4T
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGn56E9Mr7
不食五谷，吸風飲露；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgo4TIXyA8
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCU0yhulYq
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gYgDy4Qhk
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DT7UYHhB9
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDiDJ2pIui
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc3xEvnEP3
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV7W6Lr2uK
吾以是狂而不信也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMGjQdUjZd
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzPDvNywJA
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJjw3PtHup
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKwmGhn8np
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawZEsnjqKG
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirJGO8YI1j
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2zZD81NrW
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQSlPdbAOU
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacdJdCyaL3
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnldAVtZJ5
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolXhCspF0Y
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTIh3ceTNN
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIe8H9GTvY
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkevEdBOEFh
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj79cyCe8E
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPhoOwAsoi
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IxT92fXX5
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXbfugdaw8
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN873fxaCAq
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6QysoomnD
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyxD7WyJkG
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4bnsQdYu0
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXVEH2EL5t
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwcS5VTKPy
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUopTAVi40Q
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMKBz0rIOm
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rDC1p7r72
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsH8oBjjst
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHYvaGmz84
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeef3E9per
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IymFMdQIJ
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNeHyVvbpx
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOm9Xya8fa
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6ja5IayXw
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhx22uRG15
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzbtIgtyp9
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiFd65FQkY
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ235ZaXfhze
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oPseXS4ip
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQkyrlInd1
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX4LG32vlh
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXhsJG4mWJ
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPdcLXlgvq
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4Me6csi6T
客聞之，請買其方百金。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4RLf3YxxO
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9KSnA7ZWL
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfiuxXHx0T
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdCyXQeDCe
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaTrwmUv8P
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvHrqUM3zS
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtg1IYQ8FJ
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2nx5UEeJ9
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U3WfUqids
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUCjBuq5D4
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx87jnumWSj
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB520T67poS
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SkzGDpP8f
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u3nVhwfE6
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdW80FaFRj
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIdnpLdygf
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0RsohMJVD
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWeFWv1rGI
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0TWnLYqFu
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUuAxHxERY
而憂其瓠落無所容？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdr8iZrAP6
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOyPWyg7tQ
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnNBGJSJHw
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zma2ArEgM
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOoH7Rn7Qm
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJemrYTpuN
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigUm8lUgMI
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqmesOd7zm
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXii8CZkBW
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0uA78Ga7G
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dlsLgAw4l
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhq7gzmwRe
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgCjm9xBDS
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nKCbLPp8A
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y6tUcU3Lf
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyxYDcs4EU
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz5oYtQy5q
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodoVUJSmAq
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe9dFcUZ6N
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6gSAGx6Kz
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc65nU9bsQe
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15w1OdYPl6
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR38qxLOILa
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFv377yPQP
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd99CwWuAnq
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAI6B9AX3Q
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXPRKtCIXN
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPi2UvqgES
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXhEaOvRQv
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw6nsQlTRN
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMoMhIOGQZ
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRAC67EHO4
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFwmImupqB
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwC0hi1wJ1
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHqKyWp2Wo
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6A2eP6Idk
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JPFjZrZzk
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuPtkEMrQG
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
