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會說很多大道理，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdoTmcvtzS
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而或不達於事，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe71iYJdEdV
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識其大矣，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzyUlIm6V6
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問焉以破其疑，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoJLvPCTH7
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所謂就有道而正也。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dvE5IYZqE
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPg67JMXfq
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所謂以能問於不能，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYYCNQcEmd
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aLshCCz4f
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以多問於寡也。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGEKUmxJ2g
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等於己者，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0njr36q97o
財產和自己差不多的，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaAAZ13BRl
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問焉以資切磋，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlam3LBPlt
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所謂交相問難，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqntNLA1AW
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh06XZBATT
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審問而明辨之也。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96kkOvn3wH
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w2rUIAbq7書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEsIj8DL8H
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNMcfDUmBF
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6HB8vbm3v
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智者千慮，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6jq2lLZic
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaaxCSFVpN
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必有一失。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlYtvvCIzG
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lxZPNan8q
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聖人之所不知，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zt61Eyqux
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsW5ffXY3o
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未必不為愚人之所知也；683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54ojWgeMzx
未必平常人家的就不願意；683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNqFIuu11f
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愚人之所能，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwODXJEbrv
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理無專在，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsH6HglK3R
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yA84kCvO3
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而學無止境也。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVknDD8Yn2
就像修行的道路沒有終點。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6IJvusSMw
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是故貴可以問賤，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqSDo6RHpx
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8YoyFapJ5
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賢可以問不肖，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu05NPMZRWC
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkKQ0QoWUk
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而老可以問幼，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32EA68XIN7
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSoauTqZun
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唯道之所成而已矣。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvoLaQdMDS
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKNaCYJctF
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwcd9duSJN
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？683Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXBPEztX8k
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
