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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuw9pwoq4r書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBhc4ALTJs
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…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS9B2i631L
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvb8bSmTT4
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但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2l8lsUhma
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愚人之所能，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnkMNRHnUT
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理無專在，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6uoYpUa7j
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是故貴可以問賤，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7AbX4WzD9
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賢可以問不肖，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HXkt1qOjL
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnNqV5NAoR
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而老可以問幼，735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZYgNtOUiI
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就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcBmsVFSTd
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyG2IMaydD
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq2CHaovYD
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
