作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuwBcTX5M8先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpSgIWl78e
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW4ZKkpiOf
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VHJLIE7hY
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好讀書，不求甚解；1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPsPPwmZdK
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKOPD0jVgK
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtglJ96ynQP
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnCwXCOa58
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLa9keaHk6
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeso5oa5sCn
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSb6ZMdHgw
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ySgiXHWaz
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa2TTkZCCB
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdGZ1xdX91
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhVQV5Vf9L
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaibRgRAbrv
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死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngtz5A0IQm
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rmXZMWVv8
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4niVAbezcB
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecOQqia3Ej
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4rLXHg3MM
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7WMIjvUuD
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C72VabtfG
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDEyMmw0Ga
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi15Rm1dEn
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsxaZkNyrZ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzD58rPRQj
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4FCN1TMb9
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6mqYP2TMT
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1016Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfDS5TkEN2
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
