先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,749Please respect copyright.PENANAM9Q5MtG3qd
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,749Please respect copyright.PENANAukWmlLqqBr
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。749Please respect copyright.PENANAK0QrZrjyFQ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。749Please respect copyright.PENANAhfF9ayjEcW
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。749Please respect copyright.PENANADiqAzeDDKn
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,749Please respect copyright.PENANATz6N7LCLla
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好讀書,不求甚解;749Please respect copyright.PENANAaytxNcFnJn
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,749Please respect copyright.PENANAmV0P1G0vCh
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。749Please respect copyright.PENANAGRBTy2n8UA
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。749Please respect copyright.PENANAC1AlqvBHkB
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。749Please respect copyright.PENANAcLqCN8Kcwc
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。749Please respect copyright.PENANAYOBDGlooD2
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,749Please respect copyright.PENANAvK7JUw1n9m
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,749Please respect copyright.PENANAMaglpQvmHa
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;749Please respect copyright.PENANA3o6P8IUwVB
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;749Please respect copyright.PENANAJL3EnXhZMS
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。749Please respect copyright.PENANAYw8L2fRiuM
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。749Please respect copyright.PENANA2a0NCIK6Ow
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;749Please respect copyright.PENANACAt1GiWSkV
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,749Please respect copyright.PENANA5jPPR8OgFT
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。749Please respect copyright.PENANAkI36nFhJ9t
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。749Please respect copyright.PENANAhlUE81oHaJ
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。749Please respect copyright.PENANAruh0pBJYfo
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。749Please respect copyright.PENANAMCkMvp1zWV
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 749Please respect copyright.PENANA8y8jwHFErd
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。749Please respect copyright.PENANABjiHYvuRmw
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」749Please respect copyright.PENANAzQvSL7PDOh
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」749Please respect copyright.PENANAOF8TBjXf9c
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,749Please respect copyright.PENANAmqaNAE7ujT
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,749Please respect copyright.PENANAyvH9XIQSrZ
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!749Please respect copyright.PENANAU3p7K8OoRO
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?749Please respect copyright.PENANAsPuPuRUdk6
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!749Please respect copyright.PENANAMaOTl7YCeX
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!