作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkLZ1rEeCF先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTCRNybsZe
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaATsKwPBin
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA0cuaSaBE
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs61AoU5p0l
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YBWXlNItu
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgxIBic4BF
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTdsrL0sQe
好讀書，不求甚解；1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQYQ06Xens
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBNepZdQ9h
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlSSXrbGQ4
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw5gCx1cw0
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluhq8LEX76
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs11Fj3dKOI
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5jb8q710q
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p3wPbvKfv
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgA4Z68t9e
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmTPAM4LfB
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtZe6XhM64
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCBtOWLVjy
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVdnKrRO1S
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyYssW7Vkl
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5dYbcGtY3
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRisl3yhyR
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjjXo0MaFz
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBTPnC8W9A
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBl1btxpdU
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuJK4mvxZl
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSWqtC4T90
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7GwUc9Stf
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj4l5src5e
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlyFTs7kjE
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOJHjMMQmM
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSam0tFX7kX
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8mTRme1WW
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdgqyKw0EJ
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVZschTPLu
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjNrz2qAfs
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsSuSayCiU
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnYwF50qZ5
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRluxVnXcxv
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxmk3SR0iK
1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpPb3u1UR5
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Pi4CGiWa9
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxc7PtMJWX
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1072Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG152udaNZ
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
