作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tqi6LSk43北冥有魚，其名為鯤。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRwEooL9Qk
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKOtsE2jBF
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHgJmGrg9l
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTemA06vrSS
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY8byP2Jk0
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxwJd9myqi
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D4EthwQwW
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEhlKm1Wck
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbxOErA7WX
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlaRD2lEBv
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpALoke7opU
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Khbqo3M3x
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWkUWEIbLJ
南冥者，天池也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGjXGrcVnp
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cKfGz1g2U
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYWCPqC7FX
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIB2aYD2Tz
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhSPSpxUMA
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJg6WzFkiy
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwJb9KgUi7
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA2Mhz0z3A
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj6QKc0NkF
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaet7w467U
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oAtzKC9WZ
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW975WB9ise
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AmTGu6QNO
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjovSOHiWw
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWSAEV0PSk
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCVUpgq8i9
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI1KtLVHPv
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXnHG7Qq7N
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdoF1pDPhS
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXhXZXJdri
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5TGUSbaDf
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvweqoezAkj
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JMwkHO9Sb
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtshqURi8d
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGLD9zqqSn
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WOage4nmn
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yQJjOWyOj
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ200zlEnHTO
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7omhNobXYd
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeexabOlOX
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適百里者，宿舂糧，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C4POMD5Lv
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0ij4dRcgo
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCggcmTONm3
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ792xyhmuZe
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G3zEH0zDD
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2ZGwijriU
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCs6lfnYss
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu3B9VcyHQ
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzIdRUbVED
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuDAjgZRuv
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLzbXeR2hg
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxrx82F6a3
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsu1dIzeUV
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxYES7wtYY
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湯之問棘也是已：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJxoHU3o43
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U1OAsZNPb
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNHJKw6sRn
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHpXum9Z7G
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEeEBxBtnf
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wQgOLZRkJ
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49RusjXphl
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozxVDY9TJt
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWyuj9iYx3
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p3j1y62BA
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf14EmaRpO
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5WvcKaUOt
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReLteiHnWA
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9gXdXEaqv
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpYXXtHfcS
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztKGFK5LJ5
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpPUlmTKXh
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4wqXtwD28
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCfnxCIWDL
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4iUEHGKBi
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此大小之辯也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVXyGV7oBf
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKJo0ijjBw
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfLhmYme4H
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCo9oCbHyQ
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ6xeuDzUL
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhoyCRTxeF
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEluhroqqD
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxeRVUrlZM
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb2p8Ck4r6
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkogs4c0Vk
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesnm33koFS
定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF8i45FLNR
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIhVhHN1mO
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViDL7KWpKP
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOvCueidoi
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQtuWbjgET
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4LAEgWJLe
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHthDts5pSz
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVaMnWAEAf
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHKqR9cWU1
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WfFBGlOKw
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdWJvksVVB
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHqRrFwqth
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmIsVM8XPA
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPRox9mGOe
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbds2f6qmAm
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo0bOmbRHb
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1c4foElDZ
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrsfqLMPa3
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7RlzTS6jx
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZaCNbEC0z
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzMbi8THXI
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb2CF4452g
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHJ2h2HOwf
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoq115DSRK
吾自視缺然。請致天下。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLxv15L7Yd
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j5soiVSg4
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb9MwRahnr
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUNHeJjfdc
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDszl3G8jT
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIabLGh9IXL
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fOGoemztu
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8oYXoAfNZ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjHi4oQoJp
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCHxO9zY8w
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3bcU5kD3e
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZF8jwt3aS
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WZgQltfQG
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7213mh25vF
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwK8OxONJB
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14YzxuJ1tC
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB1IcdSsji
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOvcYUHgQ9
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkil38j7GSY
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK7CwKrFqI
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6trjTceq0
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrcBueJPCp
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZC3NaDROE
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrK8tWnPPR
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsmpDbKCuq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlLHlQuTr3
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNx3EsgPk8
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T3ctuJrpd
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJrlvSJnZU
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8x1fwLw43
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmCZ3XB7nX
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2DfhoUM3l
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zRvkQaGCL
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmj7MajM0F
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TnJ4ayxOd
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC56OTEeHRg
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPsFkDpWBZ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx7hbUAfj9
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxmWVKAnKm
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa4Az6uagq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxXcDvkzm1
不食五谷，吸風飲露；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9r8kIL2jz
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLTzuB6Gni
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gt4s91k0M
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KGEByBIjy
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeWQNZAfIR
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFvXqu63jP
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsGaKwMLMw
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIrdtJL6Ir
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CwqLOBgtd
吾以是狂而不信也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiMK1ktEiP
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUy7YM9wmkk
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoh991GJI7
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGlwzR8iM6
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Pf83yPHl
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS194uFq0UC
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWAztUVLcf
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApYc9H9mi7
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y5zNOdoE2
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8SdV66A9R
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HuFNWlwnB
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvwnRL3Cwf
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGUugz15zU
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1KzDXfHZH
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs7bcwWw8t
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAuXxeMiGP
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bwAAXZ0Iw
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdaWaq6Y44
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPkYyEmSoA
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt0krOmWp4
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadrHOS5G9B
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIEMdzG84n
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveO3AQnred
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSacPg2Hcw
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjJ9RkiIk2
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3gYtb5NeY
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGa51gbDXC
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRcnmXgKrH
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpkbPAIPeL
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfH9geyH9P
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Squ7UX9DV
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYY9k7iCwD
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2vuCA4Seq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8UR0UiTMM
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllH8igh1YR
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pVmuvqlep
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOIMiJMvfL
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0glRckvcJ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AMMgJLRKr
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mnrw9SExW
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAi1cGITTxg
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3clL4tkgW
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1RfAJLP46
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gb1VJRKno
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnYupjshuR
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3idfx6i33
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlbeENxpb5
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGYdERg3RH
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvB9ybWgO8
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNUm1ZjdVq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwMkPXBLX1
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9NW1aWr6d
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiwjctxQ9z
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8XTHq8WDH
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HR4WxnUFV
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjU3z9rc6p
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2zbwOVExD
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2AK6yhMmw
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2rJo2IJpE
客聞之，請買其方百金。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWDJNa2oTg
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu30iedVWWL
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR4YUwWH70
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYoNfvqw4N
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3Ad9hhPcW
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK9PRKQ4g0
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMCF8Giah4
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU2yFOfWti
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSIekVNB6f
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblqJvQ3GUD
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzym3Nfk4b
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YlPO4ssfQ
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamy5AAuVOE
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUYljcYJAX
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvlxvaeEDO
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDP8vSUaC5
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdjaMGNA9i
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtR1meIVvC
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG8nEyho6h
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8qmBkY0zm
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUssR6Q1fWL
而憂其瓠落無所容？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtMT9luCxA
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqDS35aRQD
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSiHUao7X1
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrlmYfIeeL
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQnPZK9MT4
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD7vnyiztw
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrwIax8ZRH
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbRn0Htjj2
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcH1GuKVNn
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQo3w0hvs0
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn0jcL5CKm
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWl0RWcpjV
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzwwvdDitI
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74941lbzDY
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSz6RSmGed
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIxCBsLeSY
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrthQagHd7G
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jVPIVmUBx
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgOMtDG5BE
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES2CMU6msr
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3pvegNVJs
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdntcKBTbk3
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoFNxx8l9U
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNM2vkGt7I
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZKaJwAmpH
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb1OV0ZuWZ
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrXGQHUDGN
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFFuq54Kj8
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVWu3xRq5U
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9F6a8ymoM
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41j5gvqqUV
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVgyuzhR57
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlcgA2qqHw
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSTRd9cv83
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb2rUIjr5n
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8iJCj8X1d
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
