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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMibFvvi9D
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanIrsMKbnU
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtT7Y97wC1
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpRn2kguIB
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzKJhK64lh
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dDjl68k4r
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xJhn6jfin
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1zDNeGp79
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi9TkXtxHW
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時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGHiNZmrI1
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu0zSvR8oC
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13iMzVOYbT
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1l9GlashT
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeUhSpWPpP
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa4mKWm2Lu
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJnWiH41UY
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC52KTprBtf
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNTJ6MiA61
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju8Rgmiwqn
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湯之問棘也是已：803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV6Mqfkiyq
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NiDLZ8N4q
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw7rufN5G4
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiInG69BiBt
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjuv70LsPn
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk80EiFM8BX
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO4e3GNq5M
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCNPQHstZa
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDULwlq0sD
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3UQLvBsZo
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZozXO2LlR
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAOM9LOC5g
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zazoihYdt
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK642JiXQ2
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnjD3u4KTf
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IbWbBTDAl
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ261xNooyP
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmeKcds9aW
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此大小之辯也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB33Bf1nWF
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnldh4p3IDi
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgbwYPuvx1
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsBNZ4fejQ
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI9RbHPuce
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwFhsJ8sGa
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7LJbi3lO1
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpydzRh8BtK
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0D2ZPqIQY
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3hBOBic3V
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdwL6L9LOM
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw84VNpQlBy
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNz1GSsyEX
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkQzJVgBJb
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxFBryujdG
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI95rUuAxH
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTCG61n3ve
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ5RcBqne1
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos9jOuVJ1X
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytvN6Edly5
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29rL6OHBYh
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlaRq9HSuW
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvtnD3PGgw
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm72YCK7wyX
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnPjEsdaM7
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8bGrPgNmQ
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsSwgZ784A
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5px4O3FGJb
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZokizGnviu
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi6NP2fN0X
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXsPeEPkY7
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7lnFshWFX
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTHgzvhDkv
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj26wa4Zee
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMdYH5iCnV
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFNPnpJxMj
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyXpK5Ma9I
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdczFL790zb
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73w4pgFoSe
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmLkl9aYOT
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQtMcXffiD
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Khx8xLQYT
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKvLTT9xNe
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDTVqfQigX
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvUeqo1j5O
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlEdEK0X6h
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2khld4TcqQ
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNA5EmgYKK
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWMVL7EIvU
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DGWU407QB
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CqDTS92Dt
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8faIhthxa9
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMxMzjaFA5
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64UuHvxDea
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAR97NQN4z
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizGUyokNIy
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tfGpLeo6F
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzTYh3QaIz
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRglyIMEvj
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEUkwLPX37
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIeq68SzNt
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD2gqj3H0m
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vXtXMTlWF
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmScYNp1ALe
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5Cx0U5Q4f
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吾以是狂而不信也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKpUJRZQtM
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFXCgFUu96
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo3NpepfXV
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCUcPJyxAc
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpfGLMCaEI
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp41iw6ERNb
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkP6ay7gHm
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WTqnrnNQ6
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEya69NJjAR
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwetrUYtcvj
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrMSu8zYUd
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5nL9mZIeZ
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlRZqGVOhe
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuJ0unpYTO
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApRb3NNz8B
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJobwYq8vY
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7AjKjfHVm
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLj7KPxvT3
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfd4A3e0Mi
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyPaNpBZdF
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqp6mLi9UW
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlOCVarUn2
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KTuC0baGI
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9Lks3YUPI
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFGEfPaBa2
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBZ6GxxZlL
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLepXhox1Oe
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi9si9bXjH
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtbfjV1JT6
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKqV8r8OFh
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XGuP3r33x
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS48kPW2ZfZ
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYjM1nMLIn
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQftSVMuYFa
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljhqCDzfgb
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZtVUN6hM6
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9PnepQUhf
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH4bHnGtSd
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客聞之，請買其方百金。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFZ5YJRRkm
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVfDkoPyIK
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxlOXaoL4S
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEQ6j1mjG8
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVKpe5QyeY
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGakZmj3TvW
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgS8u17Gme
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDThhv5wxZ
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFzZVZmiPl
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKlcc0kdNA
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQwwmWXmrg
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgbCQ6Dyqr
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aodTvoCmC
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPt1enqJ36
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而憂其瓠落無所容？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tbFuyMWzK
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpuyjZm0Qn
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6ZvWoUZm5
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvhGrIE4av
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpJGevUWOu
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwrWc75kyh
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDCKKxEQgj
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbXwUa393g
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuTAibXAQL
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7A3vwJbqq
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU07JFtiChv
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zKtXTyYrK
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsFiTl2gm2
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlsKJ3AayV
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cigrrruTY
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYnZGBflNn
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyu3gCDGIs
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuRlsQFLjr
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyQwJnVd1z
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jogVXoaQx
803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNFgEFvBBJ
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchkbFKIBzm
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMwTtZ5FdE
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpBpohG7zo
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCPOo3T3Pg
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQhlGCeG3F
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvBj438Aq1
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
