作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjN6LpX0IA先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmgJsgl5Ay
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSC7Zp5nif
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NBL24HhGQ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCruhhnIqs
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFytJGoi3Id
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYUp2KVce7
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好讀書，不求甚解；1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d4EKqEFkw
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8Q4wiy2J5
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dexcynG2N
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWtoVdkraW
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7A5EhbBSr
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiSeGdgvrW
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh91ejV82ru
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBeuqCnsjT
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYcqnQ8Zb4
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPH4B7lN0Z
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRnLoX0EhW
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBaTF5HBWv
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBp1vzGt3k
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv0VXiAc7c
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj2bg8TmwS
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7k4n2sbJW
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3ejGoaije
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TPTkKD8Mt
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKigZsF7g1
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYODdYliT9
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwqIc6p3Pi
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB2zcyTLVY
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcDO410hfU
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabYkdU14yu
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC5IfOUZty
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrrGkPtifU
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSG1flVTNYX
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
