作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHES5PuImAy先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCwjA95aaA
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t2KDE4FOH
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W3uNUOJj7
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizChdUgl29
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzKne8WfJP
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08wH3EdxAC
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好讀書，不求甚解；1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLUk293GU7
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj39Si6T7T
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNM0AHiw0L
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRKtHIhau2
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VIkvvK87V
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJatofAZU9j
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n1kOa0eXd
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJHFT8ONOZ
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiGYpCDk2z
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBdJ5EtF3m
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tRGFVhMp4
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zhFfgz0vt
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DVqhe9Dl1
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jzbu7VYfc
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYluojnFRr
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR7UQnZqk9
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi8kCPIf2G
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPJhjlaLWJ
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVbsaefmS1
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62k0T3QfIN
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTn6fVI4S6
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpWbFMuVzj
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJqY8BAeeO
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUwbTmk7xN
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEViAhL5Rh
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqVS1LoP3g
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi4wyPlIDB
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwqDtiPcVR
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2r688MEk3
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
