我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOjr7aPU6e
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b4q0hIdHz
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw4Kjx9xa8
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDZwkJertV
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14j8LYet4j
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7s1ZByj2g
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWTWNtJuKQ
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4ipUdSdYP
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EvAOIZOpz
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7uQAkhCII
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqPNHgQNGW
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1y0NLeyAH
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN4KxGJ8yI
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLow2ugLUZ
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0zJby539y
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwNDNJ4hXd
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUVuJhMhRM
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWafB1e4fe3
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUhDOt2nmO
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs797H5vksy
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RMRftMC1W
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVN7Rg8OYZ
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcHFkYNBye
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwyew9vEGh
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c922YofTm
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCx8DwFUc5
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K2mj2DaA4
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh2dHTDj0E
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8dn67iQWZ
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoQqRr7YCU
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAJqPzemWj
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希逸：「唔係。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIxF7kswH9
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3tuO7seAy
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUy8mxrckk
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阿妹：「無聊。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2rgJzNj5x
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1kTiwZgSj
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDxiJ0NeAh
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXmxZVaCxy
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkRuMgbDYR
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BG0CAKE1B
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OWgBo7q0Z
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURcXuLF2RZ
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3RL5XhSmc
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4qRN0mImW
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIwDA6z2sJ
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBV5mIstHk
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJjmvFZXud
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFnB0qmG65
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY84xKJKYeF
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR1D8wWKfR
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKCW2iHbyk
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidOJOka80u
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA7D3fw4jU
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF0Mfmjg1s
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23ScZrBBh1
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我：「何以見得？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46CV0A31qC
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uToow5Lvo
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYEhQLiX98
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Abx1jQzun
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我：「咁好啦！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3Lk9BflGD
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我：「我返嚟喇！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbl6n3q2Gr
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrQQaiAusX
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgtNlqk1bu
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIzMYEl29m
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4eh9TM85r
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeU1sFZ5g2
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZCI0I5TLP
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」396Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqcraWib60
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