我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaloZ6QR9G
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFXlpjhe2T
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLCaZcBAQS
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk1WidWsZV
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpAKDKv0GE
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtrIMdl121
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1inDxaHqdl
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx74jk9NLBD
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiNsajX6mh
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvm84o8qpe
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgoPmdYNfG
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老闆：「我會喎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VnYsF7WdX
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquO3Eq0nra
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQMThQlAjy
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Md5DvCDF5
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xScz7nmeb
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI2Ac9XTk2
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFpHKpR0rI
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB74z0ujCBS
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bRgXqDFVz
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKeW9qHtfa
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLJNzhzfed
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC9bJr9dqg
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsARr8THvQZ
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nrXUa5aLn
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oZLcJH1GU
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMRRuyhyZg
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLufFzyEGO
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwWSYoF77z
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF1VO4xbcx
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfn3AbbcoI
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7FXmGhnba
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbeuUo8rUR
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41yHFO2vKj
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisJza6e2ea
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhoIZRo6rQ
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1x5zwJWWa
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX3FxzdYni
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SkygJT297
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY1Fzb7Bl7
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU7JKWyQXB
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG28YfnHbCw
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AXPyHNH1I
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRMqTWICNq
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N9F98LqFw
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ogUUGBpu
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRu44hYV08
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRMVG53BBq
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我：「係靈活。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPNCYtSivb
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYsFLToqOv
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBjieLlq1f
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVM1Qp2e8Y
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eVyvt4rsL
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJjYNaiFpu
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhFSC31aSQ
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolarQKzRS7
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1gTrWv8gG
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz6VjQ6pTh
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWM4T5dYWG
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EetpjKthu
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AIqIlkLwl
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5f1sVL0Ed
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsZrFMDrls
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWEZRG4QMZ
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6fYgRYXtW
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG5PhbahvX
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgOP0jJC4H
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc9tEVSmUC
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyF8P48Hm4
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJUScv7P26
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楚翹：「流~德華。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GVj9GU7R9
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfOi3XVrva
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAnxmtd3Hz
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ISzMO5k47
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAfeKMImER
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvlPSKSd79
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL31qnteiqr
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gJxr1AfI8
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEStjieCzx
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKFzF15sHe
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我：「牛津囉！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGTIC300hq
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9zpD2u21q
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k06uQUJSb
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVswzGJJBg7
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZDn74yM9T
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDPllJFfih
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOPOlVlhY2
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboYujwY8q9
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIxc4Z6NUq
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（待續 To be continued）
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