我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAh1hrByOP15
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAph2WIwGv2Z
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAR6o1YReX1o
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAnMI83vDy6p
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAi603CYFWL1
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANA7m6HBmbkIT
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAM0P9syrnqs
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」164Please respect copyright.PENANA4BNk5ST26t
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAfzrxcqiepN
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAKn23xMOSxV
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANA90JpcRca7L
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老闆:「我會喎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAcAHZpLXjVR
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAI2z9RPZQ0q
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」164Please respect copyright.PENANA84dnxhpwRJ
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAvvKtkZx5gP
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAHwv6Q2Z64O
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAztcqf3IOeo
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAo8PMAkJ9MC
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAY72luGGByH
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAWWqw4hip9z
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAYoxILF2dZH
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAsGG8CkadMu
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAN2HX3ma7FH
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAYEnUcTItfo
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」164Please respect copyright.PENANABB1X4tOmZQ
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAnoAoM9tm33
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAxkqFoC1lAP
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAwhU1oSvkjm
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」164Please respect copyright.PENANA6sOkBO2V7A
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAVkgQ9A1g9W
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAAv37kuvcFo
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAPl2ua7j7Ge
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAFzRgtlFyb6
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAUys2IG6U7z
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAX7k9wRz5Pp
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9FVMfHHCu
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAoLHTvDCaf4
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAMYkNVvnf0Y
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAteNdP4YxZ8
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAhQw3duk2R0
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」164Please respect copyright.PENANADmrLloaZ5F
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANANfD7TNQGLD
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANA5iMVZGQB77
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAL7Ikaf5enr
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAGUqm50owfj
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAg1usYdpWpp
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」164Please respect copyright.PENANA7NO5tFtkBI
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」164Please respect copyright.PENANALbRWzTZhR1
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我:「係靈活。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAEDBUXxgEAA
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAOKyKefWxZV
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANA70C9aSWG7V
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAIGp6EDkYZ9
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAobge32JLQm
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAaDbo0EoJkZ
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAY7B4aVxae2
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANACzkkMb1V3S
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAyYiL9prSTV
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAP2h21XlN71
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」164Please respect copyright.PENANA3h1U6ZhEX4
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAjTOJRGDfgs
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3WRWrMhAk
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAdUuHlygMuA
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAvhNPSxnV7f
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAM2r5wr1Tf1
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAAjRjDWKrLi
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」164Please respect copyright.PENANArFaU3iMPCN
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAvIqq38bpZa
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAz4mLQi3AV4
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAKudUTq6Xhy
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAFcra7TW92c
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楚翹:「流~德華。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAoXghJuCGt0
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAtcgukfJLTI
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」164Please respect copyright.PENANA77kC8OzPuP
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAPIdvG7pYYY
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAqtngwejBvK
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAEzgCiu6OYn
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」164Please respect copyright.PENANASr5JeTYvyb
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAXf8XfXhUSw
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」164Please respect copyright.PENANASzZgkDqC0r
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」164Please respect copyright.PENANAhDGohqgJyf
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我:「牛津囉!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAwTbMCaYthT
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAErF4SsvTYQ
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAepdsgbzE55
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAz39aER37AB
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAQwWW2FeJUW
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」164Please respect copyright.PENANATFKxvwo4Je
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAO211lW0OY5
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAAbaz1IfZ9E
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」164Please respect copyright.PENANANgIzAKvUkw
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(待續 To be continued)