希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAI1nmG4frvR
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAigwPQM870M
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAIg0H2yU7Rv
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAL6OGdjyApz
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAnHobA1Srne
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」310Please respect copyright.PENANA5x5EcJuhWY
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA2aChfKfrZj
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAYFxpS2Ml52
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAVF5izHwDxz
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAON5bjA27D9
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAgE7cOBM1pS
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」310Please respect copyright.PENANApb5x1sv57T
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAzcFfZzn9Hv
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAy3FTRfvZxY
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAm14I0OZrt8
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAEkM3tsIoJ9
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希逸:「唔知吖!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAOw3EbkvxLL
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA6674TJCmoe
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」310Please respect copyright.PENANA7W6souGkLJ
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAAwpMD7QHHT
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAvL0mwSe8Sp
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」310Please respect copyright.PENANARJVvyAOJBg
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」310Please respect copyright.PENANALZPtrSpKfr
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」310Please respect copyright.PENANACS6uKjGvsp
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAEDwyEF2EWm
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAmrYhCitMif
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAXWlJXSkka9
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」310Please respect copyright.PENANASMe8OmslzN
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA568lLPqxD5
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAzh4FOmVBCF
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAs3j8GYHwu0
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAT3VNInOd61
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAoiWM3lAJlC
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAKw9USqnnwn
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希逸:「重犯一號。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAAEPo1wfiJ5
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA5CiymsUFE9
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」310Please respect copyright.PENANA5FvSlTcasY
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAgmrDMuowgG
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAvfYysFKsXX
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAhaJtYTHLk6
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」310Please respect copyright.PENANA0bCNQGRzg0
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAUKOgnE0bi2
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」310Please respect copyright.PENANASBSt8Xtjfa
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」310Please respect copyright.PENANAFow4rnnicM
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」310Please respect copyright.PENANA99P0sBE896
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAJlgWynQriZ
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAGFZPE3iqEA
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我:「咁而家呢?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAGJxy2zhJD9
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。310Please respect copyright.PENANAtIn2nJZoE4
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAYAmavFOfpU
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAs01lRdsN4x
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希逸:「好閃吖!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAUaYx1ZJcPJ
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」310Please respect copyright.PENANApE2dzw68S8
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAVPxeF4RO4S
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA5tl6Qrupaq
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAA4sSTjo1Ra
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANArwYZdg8R3S
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAct9ZoYS5im
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAk82aC7V2N0
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAxosKElqKc0
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」310Please respect copyright.PENANALayT4vcG0g
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAzmutQEQR4x
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」310Please respect copyright.PENANABzKp0BY331
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAkvpsOdla4u
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA7nETl6ZErS
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAd8m2wMMQaX
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAwlrcM9UqRs
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANABewsAgtxE5
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAM7PtZ9odgJ
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAkhZkUaBulw
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAJzyh4uxEkK
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAMBXjFE0ZNR
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAUGvBdFC9J0
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」310Please respect copyright.PENANA5MjswJgK02
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAOtd4pOydDs
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」310Please respect copyright.PENANAjUp6bmdypR
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAfbEshSFSkC
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAE4mhsA6q9L
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAfm0hzBTibA
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」310Please respect copyright.PENANAogzgI6N8im
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAiFvV0QDMlA
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAs438A7ph0Z
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAjI96XEdTnr
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」310Please respect copyright.PENANA1G83zPKboN
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAZBww9GifG9
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」310Please respect copyright.PENANAJPWgI6YOrP
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]310Please respect copyright.PENANAP0xeQzoKTq
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(待續 To be continued)