我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qmwXghDsP
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sJEkNOlXM
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCSl8GjxIa
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviEf8mroZ1
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdyywKr3hM
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6oEAkoh1C
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuho6MtZzi4
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1S20WlxuQ
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtMjT7Qjyq
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNrjMfRDlC
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBsBSAax9Z
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipzcJJgJgl
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwExmnDx0P
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2VMZQIPjW
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe8Rt0sq2n
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB5vh9QKoy
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNjYjkazXn
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVZ8ARJ77I
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmbmnygO2m
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTg8G2L1pe
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp4RhHbYAU
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAFcSapb9U
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21tdD3MSjW
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreLqJ10THM
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzwIMxyqjb
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZUl9W4jDc
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdhe7CymPn
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQXeSbKxFx
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhwVaqiaeZ
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABECem8AFo
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxi9Ikce21
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希逸：「唔係。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubFedoHbtd
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RjI3EK2AN
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncJlFNWApm
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阿妹：「無聊。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08qjWKaWI2
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8LBJnrHmv
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz4nrcTShT
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJcBvlGFZL
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmzJN3MSe8
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsNfSpGI0x
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76PAGzsbSj
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GLs02LNI4
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd02lH9evkm
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXjeGshVwa
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwTwJ2TZg2
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25UFlEIBT8
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXcGFDBnSA
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxmrsBuOhf
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfjloVEBro
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aWg08aaCm
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi0kugpFPz
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms0MkrlyWq
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SQaesAQgo
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYm1JXaJPh
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPJty85ams
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我：「何以見得？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKDQBAeKza
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMvXRhBxx5
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8qdVtyejX
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT2lTzUGoW
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我：「咁好啦！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q4dkcAwI9
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我：「我返嚟喇！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fa5MVrnLg
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7IDO0VkS2
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MTJTA3E4u
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgnrqglmjC
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rLrLLu9FL
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkvD43UDiz
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt9w5ekO3Y
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoErikQivh
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