枪炮声让S大L格勒逐渐醒来,红糟糟的鼻头,露出一口残缺不全的大牙,化脓渗血的牙床:“昨天跳蚤吃饱饱,今天肥料一个不能少。”
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被人吐痰,病不曾恐惧。活人变死人,摔在他面前,不曾恐惧。前后左右头上脚下全身每个毛孔都在被轰炸,他,他——他只是个偷偷喜欢美女病人把每一次拔牙当作恋爱的普通牙医,他不是废物!83Please respect copyright.PENANAikZmBtzp05
这些老兵,麻木坚毅,从容赴死。83Please respect copyright.PENANAFtMzJhPtrM
驾驭着仅存的理智,团队给了他力量。你现在是否明白,幻想,充斥着脑海。向前,向前,走位,走位。逮虾户!我以前一定来过这里,站在街道上——83Please respect copyright.PENANAYJCHKYOpYP
副连冒着炮火站直大手一挥:“狭路相逢——!”83Please respect copyright.PENANA6Om6RPu790
活宝埋头瓮声:“走为上计。”83Please respect copyright.PENANA5RCfStF1H2
“谁?谁?老紫崩了你!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAjdvv72tNqV
突击分队进入S菌工厂前沿,这片废墟前天曾被De菌占有。左墙白字标语——“少生孩子多生猪”。右墙——“寡妇怀孕,邻村有责。一人超生,全村结扎”!83Please respect copyright.PENANA16YQzckXzj
惊魂未定的陈冠西:“太疯狂了,自己人都炸。”83Please respect copyright.PENANAGfpkJbOtgI
副连:“一切尽在我掌握中,今天的心情是大不同啊大不同。注意右侧氺枪,保持安静,佛罗米!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAE8RgIZnaPJ
行进间,活宝的枪走火了。83Please respect copyright.PENANA7Dw9Q0x37C
一时间呛声大作,De菌只能偷袭迷奸变强奸,几名士兵群演被机枪扫得三点湿透(眼嘴),头骨破裂提前谢幕,麻婆豆腐雨水泥浆大蒜小葱红油冒鸭血混作一团。前几秒还在聊天,邻居希伯一家子去了集体宿舍,空房可以合理利用当店面,送老婆一张圣诞贺卡给小女儿扯二尺红头绳给姘头买只钻戒云云。83Please respect copyright.PENANAn5H7HlY5tc
陈:“呆子!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAwllbk90Z3U
桔子:“阿拉斯加。”83Please respect copyright.PENANAxKvqOIGBAv
病:“月份不足。”83Please respect copyright.PENANA1Fi39SN0pw
活宝:“你有资格说我么二哈!”他也是莫名其妙。83Please respect copyright.PENANAeWQf5qFenz
陈冠西——三个大白吃。83Please respect copyright.PENANACKuSjrmeqb
副连捶手,就知道。菜鸟总是无所谓地把枪口晃来晃去,或是手指放在扳机上!屡教不改,呃——好像没教过,被股市气昏头了。83Please respect copyright.PENANAm5dBobQTAy
桔子拿出粉饼。不和傻瓜论短长,不和人类谈信仰。83Please respect copyright.PENANAkgYK3eHHm1
青霞:“对面知道我们位置了。”83Please respect copyright.PENANA1OyrbIEM9A
“我宣布,进攻开始。”副连气势如虹大手一挥,“行动代号——黑鹰坠落!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAyV6Yuppmgm
今天是个去死的好日子。胸前挂着望远镜的S军排长,脸带嘲讽。83Please respect copyright.PENANAFPjlXyG1o5
他叫“老板开路虎,我开老板娘”,脚踝纹着葫芦娃。83Please respect copyright.PENANARcqRcZmqIW
忘者:“龙分三八,气属五行。掐指一算,来是de兵。”空间是生命劫难,是有来无回的劫法场。他惊恐却不倒下,像台风眼里的小木船。只因妻子给了他安慰,她总在睡梦里对他说“长老,我的乖”,可爱极了。83Please respect copyright.PENANAj3j9UDdqIO
9528:“鼓掌。”83Please respect copyright.PENANA6Oe0uAnGFK
张丽萎冷笑,不是de兵难道还是恒大歌舞团么?83Please respect copyright.PENANAfeYkAMrkdJ
水兵R默默看着吸过——你静静无言看着我,已是很久的期待。我不知是否那就是,满心涟漪滴爱。83Please respect copyright.PENANA4Le6LK93Iv
两人眼神连接——不知从哪天起,不知到哪年止。83Please respect copyright.PENANAR38rJxcwGX
义峰水兵——你总是无言地等待,无言滴等待~~~~~!83Please respect copyright.PENANAVxDSFgwvdB
吸过:“来了,de菌士气很高。”——我早已经明白,我却难以躲开,只因你无言不说出来。喔~(帅气地指了一下她)83Please respect copyright.PENANAq2NRNr9vfn
难摆脱你无言滴爱,难承受你无言关怀,只有我知这个苦逼滴大海~~~~水兵R看了眼吸过又闭上,热情又难过:“去吧,塞塞,不是为了其他什么人,而是为了实现你自己的愿望。”可惜时光之里山南水北,你我之间人来人往。83Please respect copyright.PENANA5k1NwzjmUT
吸过赫宣——不知从哪一天起,不知到哪年止。83Please respect copyright.PENANAMdhkH4842v
义峰水兵——你总是无言等待,无言滴等待~~~~~~~~~~~!!83Please respect copyright.PENANAaUKNR9PDsT
吸过赫宣——我早已经明白,我却难以躲开,只因你无言不说、说出来~~~~~!喔83Please respect copyright.PENANAmQCvB7d4zN
义峰水兵——难承受你无言滴爱,难承受你无言关怀,只有我知这个苦涩滴大海……83Please respect copyright.PENANAUWnvQRb05d
忘者:“能有高丽演员高?他们可是全国不吃饭,猛造元子(删一字)。我再说一句——”83Please respect copyright.PENANAYLAhVKTxs4
9528:“不怕。我妈生我时,士气也很高。最后还不是忍不了痛,剖腹产了事。”83Please respect copyright.PENANAkICczo8PPg
蒙比双拳擂胸:“什么大风大浪没见过?87年的股灾,97金融风暴,02非典,20新——”83Please respect copyright.PENANAAN9KWVxGv9
张丽萎:“打死这些狗日的!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAHHnDkTt4k5
“来、来、来,”忘者像黄世仁那样,“战友们,挥舞起你们手中的荧光棒!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAVoLohKX2ZJ
9528:“所谓举贤不避亲,我毛遂自荐竞选副队长,完全是亲上加亲。”他在心里“耶”了一声,他俩配合得真好。而他,不仅是他的恩格诗,忠诚的副将,还是他前妻的丈夫以及老婆贞子坦荡荡的追求者。她已在教堂做了忏悔,他们问心无愧。83Please respect copyright.PENANAh2GS4fMRh7
奶嘴两眼冒星,握拳:“好!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAsDLrwaUvlW
“现在队伍的问题是,女性地位偏低。如果你们支持我,我就取缔军妓这个让无数少女暗暗落泪的万恶职业!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAnL7Q09kiuJ
奶嘴两眼冒星,握拳:“好!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ0LgFz0O7
“我将规定队里16到61周岁女杏,每周无条件节待客人一次。这是美国的又一个春天!”83Please respect copyright.PENANAU73dkMeAu7
奶嘴两眼冒星,握拳:“好!”83Please respect copyright.PENANA2mda6bhwl5
张丽萎忍无可忍,一拳奔头:“好个屁!”83Please respect copyright.PENANA3nhkHF5ZxT
他一撬棍种在她头上,女人立刻老实了。他只是个没什么可失去的普通人。83Please respect copyright.PENANAN0SXoNchi9
9528:“别整天拉着脸,笑一笑,喝杯咖啡。难道有什么烦心事?”83Please respect copyright.PENANA0UmsqPT9KW
忘者:“有的,你是谁?”83Please respect copyright.PENANA7MOvbIGPlA
蒙比血脉贲张,前方战士以血荐轩辕,你们有心情说这些!83Please respect copyright.PENANAciPQ85zMin
吸过;“新出的《赛马娘》,嗯——很有品味的游戏。”83Please respect copyright.PENANAh3plf75fa3
9528托着下巴:“单马尾转向操控差了点——”83Please respect copyright.PENANAKqTvPDJ0s6
蒙比扬起G36,冲着天花板狂扫。左臂纹身露出,八个字——神造万物,蒙比为首。83Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1uUEIi6Ri
脑瘫得像降落伞一样。“先生们,我们来这里,不是来吵架的,我们肩负重责大任,这就是民主战队的优点。作战开始,代号!”忘者像法国佬一样挥动双手,“您您您——您家(忍者)!”83Please respect copyright.PENANA8FgLOz4t6j
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