我:「起身喇!夠鐘返工喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAQeMm0Zbm9e
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楚翹:「係嘅BB!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA9XoWAtzQPP
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我:「咦!你今日靚咗喎。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAvKZ5DI81Ab
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楚翹:「咩叫今日靚咗!即係之前唔靚啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAbOJjGK3Xaz
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我:「我嘅意思係今日靚過之前,我咁講其實係有原因㗎。」285Please respect copyright.PENANA6MHla2VMe0
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楚翹:「係咩吖!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAS5O6Xaks9M
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我:「你估下。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAZvIYDvO4fX
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楚翹:「因為呢度好食好住?」285Please respect copyright.PENANARGmplm8dD6
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我:「呢度梗係冇你之前咁好食好住啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAfozlrgEY8H
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楚翹:「唔估吖!你開估啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAxDmCEUIjrL
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我:「你有冇聽過一個道理?」285Please respect copyright.PENANA2hBV2ltcW7
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楚翹:「咩道理?」285Please respect copyright.PENANANZoFPeXF0u
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我:「近朱者赤,近墨者黑。」285Please respect copyright.PENANALN5uHUh1La
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楚翹:「你條茂利係咪想講因為我黐住你呢個所謂「靚仔」嘅人所以靚女咗?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAQq3kFdyilC
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我:「你真係聰明嘅啫!你而家日日跟住我,梗係越嚟越靚啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAVbmnJFdWxo
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楚翹:「你真係核突佬嚟!咁嘅屎橋都俾你諗到。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAIeg8jT0LeD
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我;「屎橋佬配屎婆,掂晒!簡直係金童玉女啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAoKqbuFmTAS
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楚翹:「屎你條毛,我就梗係唔係屎婆啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAS3NozIEgj8
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我:「你係屎婆。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAJmdIqlbwXD
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楚翹:「我俾多次機會你,我係咩?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAO2tjQjjtQv
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我:「屎婆!屎婆!屎婆!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAkG5chA3eFc
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楚翹:「食屎啦你!嬲吖!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAB8iWqia1ge
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我:「你大人咁有大量,又點會嬲我呢?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAfwz4kIUpl4
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楚翹:「收皮啦你!本小姐係就係咁小氣㗎喇!你今晚做廳長啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAOu6r1hG6DU
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我:「唔好意思,今晚要返工吖!同埋屋企有客房,唔驚。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAWL9wYJ8hv8
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楚翹:「我要瞓你間房吖!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAXmPTI0TT8w
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我:「我間房香啲咩?你唔同阿妹瞓,冇人同阿妹瞓㗎喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAc9YA6MY7ZC
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楚翹:「佢有希逸啦!唔使理佢啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAfOomPYlVwX
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我:「我間房淨係容納屎婆咋喎。」285Please respect copyright.PENANA2I8aTn4P8T
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楚翹:「哎!咁我難為啲!做住屎婆先啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAaavpbDYoBt
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我:「咩風將顏家大小姐吹到變屎婆吖?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAMtMaXFhfFs
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楚翹:「冇辦法啦!要同屎佬瞓,自己都要同化咗先。」285Please respect copyright.PENANARvV9zSZbF2
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我:「都話你係屎婆㗎啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA89fQn36qun
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楚翹:「係喇!屎佬彥!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAHQUYavt9Cr
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我:「我哋刷牙、換衫執埋嘢就走喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAI31BAXvwfI
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楚翹:「咁早?我哋返7點喎。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAMQKaxmseU3
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我:「而家已經五點半喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAZhHDechSpl
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楚翹:「乜咁晏㗎喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAt7hBohk6eQ
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我:「係吖!我哋玩完Outlast 2 都已經今朝7點啦!天都光晒喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAgx7eWq5TI1
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楚翹:「咁我哋拿拿淋刷牙換衫喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAWZVdbM3s49
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我:「嗯!好啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAL1t5uZ8KDf
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「咿咿」285Please respect copyright.PENANA1bgkRgXheu
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一出房,見到希逸同阿妹坐喺梳化睇緊電影。285Please respect copyright.PENANA29kF3QDiNM
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希逸:「屎佬同屎婆出嚟喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA7s7Zrvkyib
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阿妹:「啲對話sweet到呢?屎佬屎婆喎。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAnfFV2XA0o9
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楚翹:「乜你哋聽到嘅咩?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAdqeAvZdPk2
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阿妹:「你哋講得咁大聲,聾嘅都聽到啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAtYjyX0vrHe
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我:「哎!要你哋食閃光彈㖭!」285Please respect copyright.PENANABWa826WEJy
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希逸:「你哋唔係要返工咩?我哋ready好個肚去試你哋啲手勢㗎喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAttvbuUQtH8
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我:「楚翹B,我哋趁佢哋睇唔到,幫佢哋加料先。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAQDqspkeC5X
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楚翹:「好吖!加啲口水落去。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAhdULmvUHYz
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我:「加埋鼻屎好唔好?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAs93YaiPnzh
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楚翹:「梗係好提議啦!燒燶咗睇唔出。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAU8x1rejnjf
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希逸:「而家可唔可以取消booking?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAXEZ2bAc3In
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我:「梗係唔可以啦!我哋預備晒啲食材㗎嘛!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA7xg9osOExX
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阿妹:「我突然有啲驚阿哥整嘅餸,分分鐘可能加咗料㖭!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAl8yNoZC9F2
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我:「講笑啫!我對食物咁執著,點會糟蹋啲食材呢!大家拿拿淋執嘢出發啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAbZDjGIGmLy
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希逸:「係嘅!牛歡喜!我嚟喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAN6sPwL8HAR
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我:「你好似好興奮咁嘅?」285Please respect copyright.PENANA0VljqZkwRh
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希逸:「人生第一次食呢啲嘢呀嘛!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAgySB1oZOnD
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我:「真心?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAj9LkfHHMIx
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希逸:「呃你做咩吖?」285Please respect copyright.PENANA8xUdy6F4Va
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我:「好彩!我都可以遲一日做舅父。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAFHajOjeA6h
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阿妹:「阿哥!你又講咩吖!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAifDynZcs5A
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我:「有食唔食,罪大惡極吖!」285Please respect copyright.PENANApxlbtfmeaY
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希逸:「咁你答我,你有冇食楚翹?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAKXqLgNlKd1
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我:「黐線!我哋都未ready!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAKnRTr0tk8x
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希逸:「我哋都未Ready啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA39lWJ8u5jA
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阿妹:「我未滿16㗎!歐陽生。」285Please respect copyright.PENANANT29NQLUhN
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我:「咁你哋ready,我都要ready做舅父喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAR5Y9cfcTQQ
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阿妹:「你擔心你自己先啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAWzdkvTOJWJ
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楚翹:「我ready做人媽咪㗎喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAIQendzt2On
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!都話你哋㗎啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAAeWeajZ3dA
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我:「等經濟穩定啲先啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANACCP2oYQduO
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希逸:「書又未讀完,DSE又未考,咁快plan 定儲錢生B嚕!」285Please respect copyright.PENANACO1KgrUYkH
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我:「做人梗係要有計劃啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAcNVrQwW3Cb
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希逸:「究竟係『做人』定『造人』呢?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAEYataURSPi
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楚翹:「Why not both?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAjcxBTUmXpR
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阿妹:「連楚翹都ready,阿哥你食啲補品補下佢喇!」285Please respect copyright.PENANArkjQYivoXJ
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希逸:「係要補下啲『子彈』,陣間唔得就麻煩嚕。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAV7VWagS3aI
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我:「希逸,做男人呢!就要負責任嘅,唔可以講就算數,亦都唔可以開空頭支票嘅。要承擔吖,知唔知?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAeqPNDML3LC
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楚翹:「梗係啦!我就係鍾意你會承擔,係個好男人。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAodt7euReNC
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希逸:「浚彥兄同我講耶穌吖!」285Please respect copyright.PENANABSNXGiSmY2
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阿妹:「希逸豬,你學嘢啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA0wz0UM4qzo
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAdJIa704Sy9
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我:「又抄我金句,冇新意。」285Please respect copyright.PENANAYfCPWbR0Gt
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大家喺希逸屋企收拾行裝之後,就浩浩蕩蕩咁出發返屋企……大家唔好諗衰嘢先,我哋唔係蛇王,我哋返屋企擺低行李,再搭lift落去返工啫。一上、一落,三分鐘都唔使啦!唔通慳返幾分鐘,擺背囊喺「燒夜店」咩,分分鐘返到屋企打開背囊,有太安樓馳名嘅巨型曱甴同埋好似隻貓咁大嘅老鼠做屋企嘅來賓,見到都會嚇到命都冇吖!285Please respect copyright.PENANApWi2rPlVH1
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(待續 To be continued)285Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ1wdEXItd