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我；陳錦波，四十五歲，是M記的區經。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2BWjnBw8L
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjK8uqqQEM
區經這個職位在M記香港總公司有十多個，一個區經大概管轄三至四間M記。以我為例，我負責管理四間同區的M記餐廳，直接或間接管理超過一百五十名正職或兼職員工。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN47IRHscsM
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPiMWcSS2Q
我的人工大約三萬圓，毫無懸念地是一個中產。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHc8j1m293
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9ppJZwyt1
我不喜歡政治，不喜歡一切帶有浪漫成份的東西，有人說我是一個離地中級「杏加橙」。我問他三萬人工如何離地？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXKF7CDVSR
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D4z8qpRZe
杏加橙？我認，直少我三成下屬會這樣背後稱呼我。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSci7E6RJUN
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhfllXU2B7
三年前我開始禿頭，我的父親沒有脫髮，袓父也沒有脫髮，因此沒有禿頭基因的我脫髮，分明是連天也不喜歡我……887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlVMSBdB5I
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxKR9vQzVc
從來沒有女人真心說過『喜歡我』，所以我很寂寞。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK0sOIil79
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGF0uElJMP
寂寞得連阿志這種久未謀面的青年人相約我，我也有興趣去見他。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXubCx8CwKO
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoIv20S4wk
你一定以為我沒有女朋友，其實，我有。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtTA99upvE
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zBTYudcvf
我的女友在深圳，是個湖南人，今年二十四歲。我向親朋戚友說她是個侍應生，但在我包養她前，她是做雞的。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XUVDVrfnK
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNteSQ95ML
雞叫小紅，生活非常簡單，頭腦也非常簡單，在我包養她的五年裏，她只做錯過九件事。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCPp7YDe8w
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYymqItyu4X
九件我所知道的事都和其他男人有關，不多表述了。總之那些和小紅發生關係的男人，大部份都和我一樣是香港人，有中產、有無產，全部都是杏加橙。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4FP5zt32f
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9Y8rGpAOc
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4bP0ykv70
香港人、返大陸、娶老婆、包二奶、戴綠帽、常識吧。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLzx8nEmYr
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YJpeVBfxv
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljpzejMdF7
由於工作關係，我每星期只可以上深圳一次。以這個頻率，小紅五年只出軌九次，其實也是挻正常的。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFA979AROh
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp9FiYJfLl
在香港的日子，我與父母同住在一幢實用面積超過八百呎的舊樓裏，由於父母都是長期病患者，每月花在他們身上的時間和金錢也不小。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfd18VGhPAl
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt3D3yyFR1
但以我區經的收入，仍可應付。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjGAx4Ds5y
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL5dRcxmxt
不要問我照顧父母的責任為什麼落在我一個人身上？前因後果可以寫一本小說。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG26B0dJfi
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUylDKnG4IS
作為一個區經，我無怨無悔。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0PNCniCwy
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLEqd3zOXN
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKI6NXhJhc
但我很寂寞。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskOB5YEFUu
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OqpFj7jMj
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaQhmIAV5N
寂寞得連阿志昨日提出的「濕鳩問題」我也想來想去……「到底從前M記既魚柳包係唔係有一塊芝士？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb9cYpMjEw
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UR1M0I8Ft
我向他說的答案是從來魚柳包都是用半塊芝士做，其實我不肯定。當時我這樣說，我只是想打發他走，要知道現今的年青人是相當麻煩的。但事後想來，我這樣做無疑是不負責任的表現，我們作為長輩，應該對年青人有點責任吧？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozd78KpIpi
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTvoedExVl
於是我把「魚柳包」的問題想了一晚，最後連自己也沒有一個肯定無誤的答案。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg7hCMh0vu
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iWd4QGHX4
現在清晨五時十五分，我竟然站在廚房裏，點了一枝健牌，開了一罐藍妹，想著這個非常無聊的問題。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGifpKsDgo
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WX7d5i9W9
這種局面就好比阿志是劫機者，無緣無故地上了我那漫無目的在飛的飛機，把機師打死，然後告訴我他是唯一會駕駛飛機的人，然後坐上了機師位置，而我作為乘客，只有無言地看著他。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfylEi8LQYr
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMplgVcfKS
「阿志？乜鳩志？我連佢個名都唔撚記得！而我竟然為左佢個白撚痴到無倫既問題，半夜三更企響廚房食煙隊啤？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDXgRShWrx
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJc93I0koo
我想，我一定有情緒病。或者有性抑壓。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgWFsv11aY
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF1XqiqsJB
我把煙弄熄，一口喝光啤酒，回到床上，竟然再沒有入睡。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmIjZMVZ61
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRO17fiajL
上班時，站在如沙甸魚罐頭般擠逼的地鐵車廂內，不玩電話的我終於明白阿志為什麼會找上我。因為我將會和他一樣，去找尋那個「濕鳩問題」的答案。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKythxd5Us
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTJViDOjIZ
人生總要找些東西去浪費自己多餘的時間。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGjTwOVRX5
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxbZ9D6XqB
有洞，就要填滿它，這是人類的天性使然。
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