就我個人的評測，對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別，先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問，其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwU4WUWMv2
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所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網，說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKq4qKhlw2
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLnj4mNbCn
要我相信背後一群蛋散，尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人，根本就是個笑話，若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣？領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔，雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙，不過卻不是這方面的材料，論決策力與眼光，他跟我差太遠了，決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛，作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5p1zLOQF8
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo82q0M5yD
想到這裡，開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的，一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnArY9nN6W
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTw4WPqvoO
付上兩元的代價，我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發，雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右，但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光，幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gY8J2S3Rt
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyy9SQhoTJ
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒，我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助，成功出航一樣，實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDPcg8lQsT
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU081l2VHY
可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本，我的情報是絕不會有錯的，鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcJ6jfva40
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgn8trarQ8
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時，坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P6hbb1bsi
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q09QzqNLB
「屌你啊，仆街仔，你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊？」賣魚勝質問簫風。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9441XPAk7
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ogp3tG0wW
望過去，賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話，用手指左掃右掃，兩人看來都看得非常高興。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGqBRu4Yfm
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhbH2PaM34
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說：「係啊，你唔覺好正既咩？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51IMM8qHp7
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBz844KPVn
賣魚勝沒有回答，只是吞口口水，繼續用手指掃著智能電話。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYptqxiExp
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7G78RUGvv
我不禁心想，簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂，果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸，就算連菲傭也不放過，實在為這個國家的未來擔心。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeiU1yLf16
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7VDlbpsGa
下一刻，超級駭客加入戰團，企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話，並說：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VNj9ixBeX
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dc2IKxWEj
「屌，正唔正一回事啦，拎黎睇下先啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAkE1Kusph
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzqp2JhNGh
賣魚勝看得起興，沒有打算輕易交出電話，馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰，而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事，一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置，三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣，只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD45Mpia59E
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszeDpvultS
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉，讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH5oAdyylg
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppt7Q5zohr
眼見電話在不安全的高處，要是發生什麼碰撞，它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運，簫風眼中流露出極度的不安，在悲劇發生前喝止兩人：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPwk0U8OEo
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJnzW0t6vS
「唔好爭啦，一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKHd3douFR
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDU5CF0OEQ
聽罷，超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來，簫風襯機奪回電話，然後解決這場無謂的紛爭：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr77RDjdAp
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dPSef59SF
「比返部電話我，我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎，到時鐘意點J就點J啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLQHsztjfm
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFubjE5vop
幾秒後，我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動，看來海量的菲傭寫真，已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3WnSUdHWi
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtjopY8mfs
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生，取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP88eHQGfdv
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAFzkvjBl8
震動結束，超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話，動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIPJDo0uhQ
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5QDN6ABPS
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻，文明分配換來的結果是空虛，看兩眼就收起來，只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮，根本個個都是未進化的野獸，實在無眼睇。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG0dIWBUMX
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2Zw8e9Fix
將電話收起後，不知道是出於找話題，或是秋後算帳，賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpJwbmogw1
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsRPjo3c8w
「死仔，連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳，第時想做乜啊？想做陳浩南定大王啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6KTt7YhFx
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zFRFDqhBN
難道他在教訓簫風嗎？但無論怎看，我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格，所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4mnuyhjkM
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXwGOEPlGP
然後，令我意外是簫風的回答：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtoKjgHnPn
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikoKZFS3d3
「大王？我邊有資格啊？一山不能藏二虎啊。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZIm9D8FvA
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27j3BlwLhT
他的目光並不是落在我身上，而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMKpzVXUsJ
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsFTzA0yiN
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線，望向四眼仔，接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事，戇居居地問：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJvypOPECB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf4muHGD83
「下？你講乜野啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oINsS3sSD
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAamRbjwfOa
賣魚勝沒有說話，再度望向四眼仔，超級駭客轉頭過去，才知道是什麼一回事，然後似是發現新大陸一樣，驚奇地大笑兩聲。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S9TDXWUG0
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpdoKWrklh
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜，一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線，於是合上書問：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYDCbDmYfF
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQP77GVsPZ
「你地做乜望住我？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne1bQD7inT
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCj7ZFt1kC
像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個，十個裡面有十個都好小器，而且好記仇，所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事，希望簫風小心點，不要踩到地雷吧。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzj0sEIA41m
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y2rv2garF
說時遲，那時快，天真的簫風已經發炮：「無野，話時話Sadmin，有無人話過你好似大王？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqyAdyKVIq
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRLFO1H72H
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他，托托眼鏡問：「安德尊？你隻眼睇乜架？我塊面邊有佢咁方？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceg06QFxhe
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFewJqPBUMk
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷，還打算全力向前衝，提高聲量說：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRg74ouj7a
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfivEZ040eJ
「屌唔係安德尊啊。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoj9k8uzQj
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntLHFZKzYE
四眼仔一頭霧水，皺一皺眉說：「下？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWCMaxNetG
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUZ5pZGt97
賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐，繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點：「你無睇過三五成群咩？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhgcQAKg9Y
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDfVXwcrdH
聽罷四眼仔沉默著，大概要爆了。反正不關我的事，我還是坐開點，食花生好了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU0J4lVexQ
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtaJSpTw8b
下一秒，四眼仔終於開口：「有睇過，原來你地講緊宋本中啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qElGfBXDe
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRgpmrJ5Tl
宋本中是誰？我實在不清楚，不查一下維基大概也不會知道，相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣，所以三人，尤其是簫風更呆住了，應該在思考該怎麼回應好。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZu5JVM8H2
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Mky1qLgY
不過面對四眼仔認真的視線，簫風很清楚一定要給個回應，於是依依哦哦地說：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQcYKJS7Q2
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFGZsB2D6Q
「應該係掛。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHcpirqJln
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN7xc0beA4
四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣，說出非常配合他性格的內容：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvS1PJ68AB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqz3c37dMo
「廿八座大王啊嘛，咪宋本中囉！你就咁講大王，我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifqZhIQbRU
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3SxbKqyvX
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎？其他人可能未必會，但四眼仔會這樣做，我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2IVKRFUCb
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmODxu7Gas
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他，所以只能張著口呆了，心裡處於混亂狀態。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzTHiROwhm
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXdI3rKHkt
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣，我可以估計，下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢，我還是坐遠點比較安全。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNoLS0kN81
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bEAMHBkDc
怎料他居然笑笑口，抓抓頭說：「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺，以前都無人咁講同我講過。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1g19YwuEK
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOECeyNULCS
見無異樣，超級駭客即時補位回應：「其實換左副眼鏡既話，相似度應該直達九成！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARkv6Uq9FJ
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoE4Zo1OwX
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭，又或是他並不是個小器的人，所以反應才會如此溫和，讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來，他更說笑道：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyMHTUfTlt
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aP8g7b8La
「可能真係有D似啦，不過我只係純種漢人，同佢唔同，我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣，咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsztP2r64j
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNZ3Km1X6d
超級駭客大笑兩聲，發揮爛口本色地說：「屌你老母，男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊！？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXQVPhNwN0
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wl5kILs1H
說罷全場鴉著無聲，不是因為超級駭客爛口，而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情，雙眼瞪得超大，而且異常凶狠，看來想殺人一樣，不發半聲，啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeJFFQwGhB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfeBWINh3c
超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措，不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣，半句話都不敢說，在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1lpw9wmkT
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUHsBHDfhg
然後四眼仔指著超級駭客，以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道：「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcLwx1zV5U
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKZLPfQpUF
又是一個經典的鏡頭再現，即使有人跟我說他是大王本人，我都不會有半分懷疑。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGogJ913PH
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZqGRZdg4h
雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑，不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的，所以說完這句話後，在座都沒有人敢再說話。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlhHqfq7Ke
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGflNSR5X0
直至四眼仔笑笑口，拍拍超級駭客膊頭問：「似唔似啊？」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p6iuFPdAz
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz7WcyZsnh
見完全沒有危險，簫風就繼續剛才的話題，問：「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXX0JJP95R
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdwhvxtYVZ
這個問題實在白痴得無極限，賣魚勝立即說：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT98fAAGrtn
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeahI5dHiQ4
「中法混血兒啊，你係咪智障，你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQEs2RIBIQ
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見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話，我就知道他說的應該沒有錯，因為它肯定正開著維基，確認宋本中身份的正確性。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSP90KMwbk
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簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說：「我點知喎，Sadmin話有法國血統，我咪……」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV35IclDAvx
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聽到這裡，我就站起來離席，聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間，不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxjWvYJGHN
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不過船不太大，要走到船頭路程雖短，但不容易，因為船實在搖晃得有點強。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrmUcv1SEm
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我努力穩著腳步，一步一步慢慢邁向船頭，在通向船頭的出入口，我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了，而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣，十分有親切感，是一種清風的香氣。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gVxexFpKs
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扶著船上的扶手前進，我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口，下一秒放手，我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMPo7tSII1
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYx17CJqrS
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