阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHGamyqAkJ
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xXYXu1hCI
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gL49xIn71
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我：「好兄弟。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc9isgnfIK
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMe4AkIslx
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFYJVJkyJI
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1LWXhaOo3
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21i6uVwQrZ
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15PFGRqdIU
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我：「洗埋先準走。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhbjNwrWaG
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQV42oyBAw
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU6kDqRIAh
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTItY4enWA
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi0TwSoyCZ
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu9ZDCVfmE
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cXQgKEaQn
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv56zb0YlhT
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUIvSyB1Eo
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy6Nf5FLL2
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnzdDv1pN8
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuZx9CXn4C
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu42wGGCJmO
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMYYH3SlAd
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzradYWLjT
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmB5Rl1ThZ
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJccooTm30
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我：「你係咪未死過。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFx3J1iNu1
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL3B80ZjtQ
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我：「擰轉身。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtEiyFQiQP
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希逸：「做咩先。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyzbwfux8T
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我：「你轉咗先。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjSo7IGFHv
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYDy4TqIzn
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbFczRlzzT
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5quGACjFO
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwxZtKz1db
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuPUPhWIAN
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RgecHZTbZ
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjBgXzF5BM
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXhj9ikv1z
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuY12LM2p9
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOWtn1g0sN
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMci1uFgCL
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl5NzwjwSD
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85AuhOp71E
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwReNQBpGb
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye3ZSe7qEE
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rdiJ7E7Nt
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yDuh2piNT
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYOEqWNeEe
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPEyrlMatO
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeD2TTCaO2
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcFxIWHaSD
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTCfFOvgp7
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0XL3r2D2M
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JRRVOOscN
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAKZk5GDSy
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt6BtHh3yX
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0OPy8SINP
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEu2B9FXNX
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡath5ZcupgG
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCQWkuL79p
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeLMAu7qmV
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQZfK6WrJj
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yQHCUbV8Q
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTImL3pXLG
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhyLGbxQQF
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ctily85fg
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqftqaM8oW
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0MXc1n7Cy
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG5rUi08BU
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfXJj10Bq2
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWRMZB4ggl
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80cs6s6GeY
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP2VIwgbEN
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhhiRXOyzk
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0TmDiUaPd
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6VVdgQrl6
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSWhom0UIa
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1s3xNMDS9
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxrDYGcAcv
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楚翹：「除非咩？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93XjC0AyXd
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsTeeQflkg
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcOZjMk3Fg
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz1hzBNE3c
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希逸：「大嫂好！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODNH8tZdXo
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb8MEJg4Le
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhRUhzfUKe
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb3IyAdXBx
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOpjhjMVGP
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurgralt56I
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGfnpd0K69
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeeUaMWxa4
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dFbAARUMB
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