阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6IzAd0kto
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWo32ACo0c
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouUrA5sgI2
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我：「好兄弟。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWTqTC51Ux
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6nTE3GKIC
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTjAlqApBQ
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFTZ9splgo
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kic49hDHL
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqya6cT1Mjq
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我：「洗埋先準走。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPq8Mvz1Wo
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFiLlwsL4g
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BZvv40ZBL
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTGDnDBczV
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡectoGBvnbV
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzcu7kw8Fu
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTBflUKKC8
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8MBxFjd4Q
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhkKeO5kCn
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK5s9cMclg
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JIKvpY46v
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9jwvIiDYV
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DonReCuLr
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXv2YQsNgb
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnZY8JMy5y
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiBW6wgJEz
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PXlOdQmPX
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我：「你係咪未死過。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFMZjyr3xg
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeemiU3zFpl
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我：「擰轉身。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx62N1fU7G
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希逸：「做咩先。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SGAalfRIb
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我：「你轉咗先。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxUeqwSHh1
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RyTK9ry00
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlijgKAY50v
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSP52Q1h2i
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASxmjJ1nhV
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlStdqntdp
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNTybSRmJI
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvgdVfCJ9E
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuswhDQQWg
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zgZsLjYm0
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGilFwooR9
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTsNdXxSpw
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxYzBl3Fez
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXM78sc0Gy
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gu3H4WdpN
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3u6Vd6vba
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHTxDE2XSf
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoD1dDZ8kt
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSBItjtjXP
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3aBOQHq1i
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleoIPAQvOE
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJveokweDXK
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18KlILBnbb
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzU6WNM047
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN3Nvgz39I
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaULvivLDxz
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZms4f8DSe
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CViz5q2D6
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5K8oAOVj9
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hyUNd3j4D
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerikvwOM10
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHPsufv7II
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf5izQtFWU
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMXfdazCxZ
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9CDUhuD12
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSYJJqeCPp
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ3rjg38Iz
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLopFF7Y52Y
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wo41TpMNg
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59AYMJ2xPu
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zfJWYoVlK
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlJeoqL65d
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA2sZ8Msmi
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr9XJValjC
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr8wOyWEcA
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZQWjPVIaQ
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKlv0KmIgO
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEghgP2i2yN
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcyXfgiJHN
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW48sLi8M1
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9tR9VYZXL
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tHthAaTbg
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkOYMTdX19
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楚翹：「除非咩？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS5wcku5Pj
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyq6mGq5oB
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r54zjPIcJ
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8lsmxAssd
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希逸：「大嫂好！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUbJLnLLzt
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12tgyEYg96
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04LpQcGR18
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyjMEDgoQH
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmyQp7xsuv
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52V321Feof
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSIoHGEjvW
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2BwLYAdET
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1kL9p1sXr
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIcjGY5Ng1
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（待續 To be continued）306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEicG9xopO
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