離開我所出生的醫院後，走過兩個街口，便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過，自己正身處在黃大仙，要找私立醫院的話，近在九龍塘已有一所，要找公立的話，就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTr7nw0GEY
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusBZlpGkwA
基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方，而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院，自問方向感不是特別好，地圖又看不明白，以免人生路不熟，所以一下子便決定了去向。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHYrUurvcr
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiuWxLfqki
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZizfOjDOkp
我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN，沿途沒經過隧道，也沒有發生什麼怪事，就是一場普通不過的車程。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sdHeKIeDn
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75Bb9R1W3n
小時候，我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感，因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻，自己又親眼見過，駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬，而且駕駛風格急進野蠻，所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSaljEdFj4
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5qY7V2acT
根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我，收集大量謠言，再加入創作力量同幻想，便得出一些結論……857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyXSePv5PX
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0noci5ryS
紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具，間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫，更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方，使我從此對它退避幾分。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGpGn1Pm9m
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGhSE3pHk2
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMg6YGoW6E
直至中一時期，一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西，在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔，看來他應該空閒得要死，一聽我們要出外，就「知會」一聲要跟著來，然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了，全因他的一句：857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbQDGWyH9Z
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PZK9GApnp
「搭乜撚野巴士丫，又慢又「澳」到仆街，出到去都暈陀陀喇，重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊！拿，跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦，男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫，屌，都戇鳩鳩既。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWWBVWARMy
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7uIEOTSZu
那個年紀，誰又懂得拒絕人？對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg57QxTGEx
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvjNulAoUy
一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我，被迫乘坐的初體驗，實在記憶深刻，畢生難忘，恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1i6ctXfKv
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaU6wUUMDf
那時候，我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸，更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人，因為在我的概念裡，有資格上紅VAN的人，都定必非常黑暗。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7kAmQvLPj
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJdC5GZ3SN
上到車，第一件事是什麼？我問你，第一件事會是做什麼？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtfunIH1Qe
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gm4qzMeBP
當然是付車費啦！要是在巴士忘記了的話，司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWGmBPobSA
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRQqd87y80
如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話，後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lZLUW7Rhl
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzdlkeMA4W
我連忙取出八達通，打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1eavITw9Z
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbPBd1V8zs
可是……！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAN3cKAIkY
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5blSF6IgSb
八達通機呢！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbRFxttxbY
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVcEEPes2W
找不到這個，讓我極度不知所措，一股熱流直湧上頭部，緊接著是強烈的暈眩，還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSIMTRoTki
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72Ilq6cNyA
怎辦好！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJphKNLbaNp
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF1Q2EPQY0
我已冷靜不來，心想要現已前無去路，後有波叔，要是不做點什麼，被那個口叼香煙，兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺，也非什麼怪事。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9SLxUKTEj
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4mNnYhHnI
在我腦海只想到兩件事，一是逃生，二是對不起老豆老母，我還不想死啊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV56T8snj1
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeC4NedzUj
是壞的情況下，我還想過反正已洗濕了頭，一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBzNTNFKDP
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblnfGgAKoc
「喂，靚仔，你發羊吊啊，快D啦！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHxvaenMyo
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92zzKfzIdy
司機催束一下，使我更加緊張，正想埋怨：「我搵唔到部八達通機啊！點算啊！」的時候，就被波叔用力一推，將我帶回現實世界。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqazUA7Pp4
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKBfSpms3v
用力很準，一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位，然後輕鬆地坐在我旁，緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH2NbSDehO
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4GbJM0qNe
「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊，想比人屌啊？」波叔小聲地責怪我，但我仍困在一個疑惑之中，原來紅VAN是免費的嗎？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbyHWUCWOA
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyctjzjl0vh
還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtupdPGBQuy
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt3Ui8Tbkd
為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下！？難道他們也是老江湖嗎！？原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOaYeMv9Lh
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQchyEjaFg
嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了，別斟酌在這種小事上吧，總之現在我就如坐針氈，苦惱不已，還有極度的不自在！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM2ES01YNF
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOvdiW96WH
「喂，你聽唔聽到我講野啊！？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PYLIHqs8q
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQdEhpFJpO
見我呆若木雞，波叔加重語氣質問道。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky4KJwB8fv
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BhvnKIvYC
我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應：857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIwNamtdIB
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztxbxNuetY
「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk55arAeRV
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6vxQwKg0X
波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情，凝著我兩秒，然後嘴角失守，呆滯地笑了兩聲，用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說：857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJir0Fzxrc
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr17WJXBM39
「傻鳩，落車比錢嫁。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38S3maOqWM
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdWwEswWJe
「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ycjHaVUej
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80wufgyWTV
我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊，異常不安地反問。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09kqVhJe9Q
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eMOvYvyvh
見我的表情，他笑得更失控，再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋：857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d2t12mRxL
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwHgNaDG1L
「收現金嫁，小朋友，你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlYKwwlm3l
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V6dHA3U3l
我猶豫一下，猛力點頭。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFFoYCrqq8
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAJqbieu9p
「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死，原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP71TrR8kiS
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCow13hs2R
見波叔笑得失態，我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯，便問過究竟：857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX8xBUaD3l
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpSfqwyKZ7
「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dN6qzCryP
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ2Y3osEya
他的瞬速收起笑容，目露凶光地瞪著我，看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕，把對話停下來，不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團，還未放鬆下來的我，更嚇得差點尿出來。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVWpptxYOQ
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CRgw1Iz9q
波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋，看來頭要被扭斷了！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQMbVfF7BM
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oWkyttFlm
「波哥……」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2kHeh7jXD
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k2Eg9x0fQ
這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……！？我嚇得不敢說半句話，大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶，這就是走馬燈嗎……？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO4tjcZ0XR
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4w70WBBpJ
尿是忍住的，但淚卻禁不住落下，連帶鼻水一起。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7pC5vGf2W
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwuOdJmyxB
「我而家三十未過五，邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你，叫我波哥。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v30l2lNN5
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlW4NdzvBt
他認真地說道。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6znrJ2OaBq
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3dXeHEC4i
我卻交不出任何反應，只是眼鼻水俱下，呆呆地望著他。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX7oKGmo4V
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlCftn7OSx
不是因為我問他黑社會的事，所以要殺我滅口嗎？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzxtzYek5S
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqsmiAg0yK
解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣，焦點回到我這副怪模樣，他卻反被嚇了一驚，那個驚奇樣子，之後我只見過幾冷，分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaiFZuHIog
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSBVQEvjXz
只是一個驚青小子，被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了，有必要這麼驚奇嗎！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0VbnMOWYT
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMk8R35C9I
真的小題大作！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1An0pQBvvl
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKVI0VNhm1
不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5tJOdgEpT
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2voP88pJb0
也罷，看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應，我的心沉沉地定了下來，然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4gRxBT9l1
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3QbPbAmSP
看我面有難色，他瞬速反應，順手將我的頭推出窗外，讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑，幸好旁邊無車同行，要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IPFoC9b6h
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5UfkWFU04
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoeVVeCgbb
事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題，才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車，也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界，比起紋身人，一些西裝友更加壞事做盡，一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCAlOHFl2F
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWIa4iq5lv
其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具，與其他巴士，地鐵或電車一樣，只要有錢，普通人也能隨意乘搭。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pZvoWZDsp
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JSo5fPFFN
爾後，因這次慘痛的經歷，天資聰敏的我深深明白到，要是盡信謠言，不加以思考，分析與證實，總有一日會出事，小則自取奇辱，大則引火自焚。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBI7UstJNU
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqks05HC5F
深謀遠慮，行事謹慎的「新．周壯志」就此誕生！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJeQMdV2vj
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw8LxgUcEJ
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZbpnltKSx
