離開我所出生的醫院後,走過兩個街口,便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過,自己正身處在黃大仙,要找私立醫院的話,近在九龍塘已有一所,要找公立的話,就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。659Please respect copyright.PENANAiPEiy7lzhy
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基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方,而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院,自問方向感不是特別好,地圖又看不明白,以免人生路不熟,所以一下子便決定了去向。659Please respect copyright.PENANA9PqSe5jrQk
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我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN,沿途沒經過隧道,也沒有發生什麼怪事,就是一場普通不過的車程。659Please respect copyright.PENANA0Fwhv2r8Tl
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小時候,我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感,因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻,自己又親眼見過,駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬,而且駕駛風格急進野蠻,所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。659Please respect copyright.PENANA9jp87gb4mc
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根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我,收集大量謠言,再加入創作力量同幻想,便得出一些結論……659Please respect copyright.PENANAlZANTr74EO
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紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具,間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫,更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方,使我從此對它退避幾分。659Please respect copyright.PENANApDwSNRE08m
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直至中一時期,一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西,在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔,看來他應該空閒得要死,一聽我們要出外,就「知會」一聲要跟著來,然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了,全因他的一句:659Please respect copyright.PENANAuZpjiGhFGi
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「搭乜撚野巴士丫,又慢又「澳」到仆街,出到去都暈陀陀喇,重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊!拿,跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦,男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫,屌,都戇鳩鳩既。」659Please respect copyright.PENANAM5UcdRHJKx
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那個年紀,誰又懂得拒絕人?對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊!659Please respect copyright.PENANArGeZT0nrOe
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一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我,被迫乘坐的初體驗,實在記憶深刻,畢生難忘,恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。659Please respect copyright.PENANAhxne6Tz8iA
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那時候,我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸,更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人,因為在我的概念裡,有資格上紅VAN的人,都定必非常黑暗。659Please respect copyright.PENANAnWy96vb3D2
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上到車,第一件事是什麼?我問你,第一件事會是做什麼?659Please respect copyright.PENANA6Rm3VDMVj5
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當然是付車費啦!要是在巴士忘記了的話,司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧?659Please respect copyright.PENANAl5Nzq14TS2
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如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話,後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像!659Please respect copyright.PENANAXiokcWx29L
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我連忙取出八達通,打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。659Please respect copyright.PENANAPZhDEWAadc
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可是……!?659Please respect copyright.PENANATqUMCFVPP7
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八達通機呢!?659Please respect copyright.PENANAtcefSun7qm
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找不到這個,讓我極度不知所措,一股熱流直湧上頭部,緊接著是強烈的暈眩,還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好!?659Please respect copyright.PENANA16H4fVnLeq
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怎辦好!?659Please respect copyright.PENANAp47j3M8NeU
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我已冷靜不來,心想要現已前無去路,後有波叔,要是不做點什麼,被那個口叼香煙,兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺,也非什麼怪事。659Please respect copyright.PENANAg8B7PQHx2Q
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在我腦海只想到兩件事,一是逃生,二是對不起老豆老母,我還不想死啊!659Please respect copyright.PENANAYif03Paj8T
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是壞的情況下,我還想過反正已洗濕了頭,一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走!659Please respect copyright.PENANAxjNM9y5Z5m
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「喂,靚仔,你發羊吊啊,快D啦!」659Please respect copyright.PENANAYOZOWLTg6b
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司機催束一下,使我更加緊張,正想埋怨:「我搵唔到部八達通機啊!點算啊!」的時候,就被波叔用力一推,將我帶回現實世界。659Please respect copyright.PENANAdW1ngTZCo1
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用力很準,一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位,然後輕鬆地坐在我旁,緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。659Please respect copyright.PENANAvsPOXvLiK6
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「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊,想比人屌啊?」波叔小聲地責怪我,但我仍困在一個疑惑之中,原來紅VAN是免費的嗎?659Please respect copyright.PENANAUuITs9ybxK
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還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價?659Please respect copyright.PENANAoO1WTFJNCr
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為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下!?難道他們也是老江湖嗎!?原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知!?659Please respect copyright.PENANAXEqnWDxbu2
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嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了,別斟酌在這種小事上吧,總之現在我就如坐針氈,苦惱不已,還有極度的不自在!659Please respect copyright.PENANAYGaWFzuXCn
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「喂,你聽唔聽到我講野啊!?」659Please respect copyright.PENANA7WGOdnqxa3
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見我呆若木雞,波叔加重語氣質問道。659Please respect copyright.PENANAPflvrtN9kc
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我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應:659Please respect copyright.PENANA4PVBIbx6yl
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「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩?」659Please respect copyright.PENANAsscyokaaqA
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波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情,凝著我兩秒,然後嘴角失守,呆滯地笑了兩聲,用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說:659Please respect copyright.PENANAI1AueW50X2
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「傻鳩,落車比錢嫁。」659Please respect copyright.PENANAaE9G4fr02c
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「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊?」659Please respect copyright.PENANAkvDMXBaE5K
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我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊,異常不安地反問。659Please respect copyright.PENANA91TZ8zqTZ6
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見我的表情,他笑得更失控,再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋:659Please respect copyright.PENANADHmTfzCk2l
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「收現金嫁,小朋友,你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊?」659Please respect copyright.PENANAA1TuM9J6jW
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我猶豫一下,猛力點頭。659Please respect copyright.PENANA19hLnUpWcw
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「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死,原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」659Please respect copyright.PENANAssIG2zz4OC
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見波叔笑得失態,我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯,便問過究竟:659Please respect copyright.PENANA4gJhHN77EQ
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「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…?」659Please respect copyright.PENANANcSutQyEio
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他的瞬速收起笑容,目露凶光地瞪著我,看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕,把對話停下來,不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團,還未放鬆下來的我,更嚇得差點尿出來。659Please respect copyright.PENANA5R8qf9mj1I
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波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋,看來頭要被扭斷了!659Please respect copyright.PENANA8Zm5oy1i2G
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「波哥……」659Please respect copyright.PENANAqChYok5rgo
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這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……!?我嚇得不敢說半句話,大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶,這就是走馬燈嗎……?659Please respect copyright.PENANA3Fc6lg0Cx6
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尿是忍住的,但淚卻禁不住落下,連帶鼻水一起。659Please respect copyright.PENANAtzbuEAzQAe
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「我而家三十未過五,邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你,叫我波哥。」659Please respect copyright.PENANAYj5zeEGmGh
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他認真地說道。659Please respect copyright.PENANAvvuaV8PCMr
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我卻交不出任何反應,只是眼鼻水俱下,呆呆地望著他。659Please respect copyright.PENANAOhRW8iu85C
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不是因為我問他黑社會的事,所以要殺我滅口嗎?659Please respect copyright.PENANAyeTzFxlWyC
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解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣,焦點回到我這副怪模樣,他卻反被嚇了一驚,那個驚奇樣子,之後我只見過幾冷,分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。659Please respect copyright.PENANAKI2Q2hUVeH
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只是一個驚青小子,被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了,有必要這麼驚奇嗎!?659Please respect copyright.PENANAsLrP4K4tZq
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真的小題大作!659Please respect copyright.PENANAqY91XdzKQe
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不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…?659Please respect copyright.PENANAiBbMzCAgGI
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也罷,看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應,我的心沉沉地定了下來,然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。659Please respect copyright.PENANAUqZi1CGHK9
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看我面有難色,他瞬速反應,順手將我的頭推出窗外,讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑,幸好旁邊無車同行,要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。659Please respect copyright.PENANAWwsdZGCe6h
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事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題,才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車,也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界,比起紋身人,一些西裝友更加壞事做盡,一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。659Please respect copyright.PENANAPYZEnloT65
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其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具,與其他巴士,地鐵或電車一樣,只要有錢,普通人也能隨意乘搭。659Please respect copyright.PENANAZr2KupfRSZ
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爾後,因這次慘痛的經歷,天資聰敏的我深深明白到,要是盡信謠言,不加以思考,分析與證實,總有一日會出事,小則自取奇辱,大則引火自焚。659Please respect copyright.PENANAOwnbPNHy0Y
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深謀遠慮,行事謹慎的「新.周壯志」就此誕生!659Please respect copyright.PENANA4HrfkqMq0a
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