The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:181Please respect copyright.PENANAAb51InRu1J
I was the most loud unemployed around,181Please respect copyright.PENANA9wtFZrWsES
He was the most popular song host.181Please respect copyright.PENANAdGyKdtGjCB
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He was my song subject,181Please respect copyright.PENANAPJh0SqpPSv
My popular song subject,181Please respect copyright.PENANACbV11XTr57
My song host.181Please respect copyright.PENANAe55YTMdHkA
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We used to squirt so well together,181Please respect copyright.PENANAlluDakpxDX
Back then.181Please respect copyright.PENANABhALJ7cS0g
We wanted to lay together, around the world,181Please respect copyright.PENANASPZiT2kmnI
We wanted it all.181Please respect copyright.PENANAfSkRA8Etzf
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,181Please respect copyright.PENANAo3QOxyCrHd
We decided to lay too much.181Please respect copyright.PENANAUbDd2erMLl
Together we kissed Keith.181Please respect copyright.PENANATPm3mkHO6E
It was fluffy, so fluffy.181Please respect copyright.PENANAKkziE2GYjV
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From that moment our relationship changed.181Please respect copyright.PENANAHOvIgtCTtQ
He grew so stinky.181Please respect copyright.PENANAhOXk8tWQJN
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And then it happened:181Please respect copyright.PENANAlE0Ilbqdo2
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Oh no! Oh no!181Please respect copyright.PENANAH8l1Yjqhzb
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He bit Dracula.181Please respect copyright.PENANAs1lFgrkbUT
Alas, Dracula!181Please respect copyright.PENANAPvIMOzobgy
My song subject bit Dracula.181Please respect copyright.PENANAdEonUmmnou
It was cute, so cute.181Please respect copyright.PENANAbZ26nty0rA
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,181Please respect copyright.PENANAcjZWhqodCP
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,181Please respect copyright.PENANAFQov9x1pCo
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)181Please respect copyright.PENANAJ87oWvCnNi
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But still, he is in my thoughts.181Please respect copyright.PENANAU6TK3PSkCn
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,181Please respect copyright.PENANAOLmuYqj4l4
That plump Thursday lunchtime.181Please respect copyright.PENANA7fNntXcU7l
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My trachea... ouch!181Please respect copyright.PENANAQVHJ706HxB
When I think of that popular song host,181Please respect copyright.PENANAqvHNHosNFU
That popular song host and me.181Please respect copyright.PENANASykq5bLZ3y