The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFcldFpSk4
I was the most loud unemployed around,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rVhQz83gu
He was the most popular song host.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu88Vc4P8bV
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He was my song subject,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDWeWNX76C
My popular song subject,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AtF4CmYNu
My song host.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWjENStsAB
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We used to squirt so well together,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnHHs16H4t
Back then.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2PbuS01bD
We wanted to lay together, around the world,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhVQO6FdX9
We wanted it all.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOygxrhe3iX
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMTcmCeIOc
We decided to lay too much.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CKnj1q2XC
Together we kissed Keith.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPXDDe1rrq
It was fluffy, so fluffy.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnKEO8LOVj
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From that moment our relationship changed.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT0nFXpUAe
He grew so stinky.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXjf9l0lPu
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And then it happened:383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEr00JJLkx
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Oh no! Oh no!383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MLMsVF8OC
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He bit Dracula.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqZFJxMM0c
Alas, Dracula!383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8x0b3faL0Z
My song subject bit Dracula.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2ZVCAYarM
It was cute, so cute.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTiRVr25WF
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8g7ptDOjK
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JzH6YPplF
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseOs2DodtY
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But still, he is in my thoughts.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKaExSp1ep
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndeQAmpjtt
That plump Thursday lunchtime.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fw6QqqX7W
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My trachea... ouch!383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF0Huabryg
When I think of that popular song host,383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0qESM3teV
That popular song host and me.383Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrWUc4pWCN
