The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYvOByzBXl
I was the most loud unemployed around,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07RIUicDKw
He was the most popular song host.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbzXF8PUzW
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He was my song subject,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi7oTcMbJi
My popular song subject,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1gFYijYtK
My song host.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtVYttdYLy
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We used to squirt so well together,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtr2PuXNTp
Back then.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuavm7MM6Zn
We wanted to lay together, around the world,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDYgVWzxSM
We wanted it all.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRblcLyuerj
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wZCFwAc55
We decided to lay too much.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe1v6FCUu2
Together we kissed Keith.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUHmXVJBzK
It was fluffy, so fluffy.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnCc5CbSZG
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From that moment our relationship changed.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph4uOk7eFl
He grew so stinky.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ0wg7ksSm
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And then it happened:449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G0bez3IZh
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Oh no! Oh no!449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhySu0PLzL
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He bit Dracula.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEbCOaucNf
Alas, Dracula!449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEirsEDoCR
My song subject bit Dracula.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVC0gPnqXU
It was cute, so cute.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGNADwqvo9
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSKtXopLji
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuYD1M5vlD
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMiSOJelI4
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But still, he is in my thoughts.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK18W1HRJSn
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfLRgt68Q9
That plump Thursday lunchtime.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr5PtH7BBI
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My trachea... ouch!449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XxcBrb8qz
When I think of that popular song host,449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLXLWLkTRR
That popular song host and me.449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc5jWYEpwy
