希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」301Please respect copyright.PENANASg4zwiIzbT
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAcfYYrQ8yop
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」301Please respect copyright.PENANATOdL4jEuT4
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAPLjZMc43pd
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAesCnkZr1VH
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAAF6OsKd433
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAWgiZ7ZtZk7
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ3YikvJDj
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAOrZsk6Jp6T
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANARBxUBFO6E6
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA3EhNm9blSR
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAfvtVtdzBwS
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA7odE8FNUrk
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA2XDyQtEubL
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ7acawZp7
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAdzSEg8HS6d
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希逸:「唔知吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAGOXOwflN7Q
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAEMSVlWWNOK
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」301Please respect copyright.PENANABd4qUbZugg
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAZgBevvDYAQ
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANACE7ZqjpTQr
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」301Please respect copyright.PENANACVw1nLd7ju
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」301Please respect copyright.PENANA1fyEK3V8Nh
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAHxw6TPGJNr
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAz0bPsmRbaE
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgpZaSnll4Y
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA41knd9fkEg
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」301Please respect copyright.PENANAmjt8rB4Z7X
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA1LlEscz2A0
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAUOfUzxm1z7
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAiA7PR9LBr0
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAVtgNw8WSGF
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAQXaYGoxUuX
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」301Please respect copyright.PENANApDvcLNA3cN
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希逸:「重犯一號。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAPFiqDwLusn
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」301Please respect copyright.PENANApkOtd1HR7g
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAfmHE1Bwo2T
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAAl57YeLl3U
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」301Please respect copyright.PENANA6z21qSTP9F
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAmrbPhnlyDh
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAVOFEkzJsjc
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAsOntFkb4TC
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAXYjDy6Nz7r
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」301Please respect copyright.PENANAQPsmkr8S8l
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAA3EHc4p5qi
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAf2bAo8n5MT
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAlWjzVaYYQt
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我:「咁而家呢?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAXweFXLHmkR
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。301Please respect copyright.PENANAk0jlo8fF5n
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAZe8nHQ1bU6
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgahjXaUdOH
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希逸:「好閃吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANApjtYE479wz
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA83fMSOXAMO
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgx0qGBfUaw
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAZuPuMWFsNg
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAJTAsExBlQA
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANABHgu0dTpj9
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAeOsXLQxfDv
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAHIPUPHDUkB
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAuHOEZv8fWV
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAibSGCPJJoa
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAJW6WDTBbQG
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAoRUXoHgfkw
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA6pFK8n1snR
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA02fjzur1GI
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAhOia6VWY3Z
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAT4eWbkWnvO
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAeFggbNftrD
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAwdiCirBVpp
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAUmqIprv8YC
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAj5KIrSr5gq
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAvIuat3PkkH
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA7EH1weRzvG
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」301Please respect copyright.PENANArxlESBpuzB
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA6OLXjm6Sz0
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」301Please respect copyright.PENANAV6jZMvEydb
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAagBLN7KwRE
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAV0sVIWVmPZ
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZIT4z1mWs
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」301Please respect copyright.PENANAXEnDbq4t0a
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANA959QYsc85V
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAtyQs20444R
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAQjAApXHWLO
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」301Please respect copyright.PENANA0ibBVEahUo
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAPav7q9V41z
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」301Please respect copyright.PENANAgliaqxWukg
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]301Please respect copyright.PENANA95BsRpx6P3
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(待續 To be continued)