『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrOhtT6dMH
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNUvgV0Rht
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2taYZGT8SC
潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nkDZAHpJ0
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxryi6G0Am
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeaOytT7Xn
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4Wh5l7x49
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKIZceqqRW
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ww4NWhBHt
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5KSzMusbv
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKlPJtzEfr
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPCOa1ADi3
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJD3ILiyZz
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunMX6IZ9Tk
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrnhMyORvi
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F8IaqZNxa
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nvEW9EX48
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANMqmwu458
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowaBBMKWUK
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB7G8vAQ6y
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPnc1XWHoR
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMrqb8O9Oq
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGgiPUAJVY
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3PmSLA0I2
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbda5V1k9MP
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAT7c22K8m
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzbxytbcEL
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG9uOEBMHm
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ546XiodaXa
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2nG8S19Nw
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokKOgOrxfS
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstYfuhI4pm
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUZiUL2QKT
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23gPBuaG3V
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7syMRJhQuA
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9rl1JFvpz
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MWfNDsd8B
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUndcRMgD9
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTOMaNj9v4
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiSoBmj6Eo
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JmdE3jyaH
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WXdiNLkN3
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRnBeW8dwf
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cvsHv5UTK
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoosbHqHSZk
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6xFP61oz3
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS1puZGnMZ
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDUIUqLPkQ
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYE45KKiSV
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZqBS8q09t
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThdKIdj9Nj
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIeESV24Ka
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLJ7jjLzJl
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgLXDPSsCJ
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIVKb9Cjjq
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UkzVaYMYJ
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS2Crx36Le
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc1RN2gRwy
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNecLjScdN0
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIuBYuER31
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3rW4lz5xx
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf43sn2Ryqy
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOINiwHHEN
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59v2K8nCgx
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6SAdshGpF
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CL8TW92XN
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvDOusqEFH
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDpHEUJ5F7
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOd9qMky6k
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyCppcxy7D
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HmOpzg2oZ
就是位於地牢的殮房。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtgif28sbE
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZgZ4JTTn2
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnLmRArv79
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndwIOBzdcn
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqA68rnVCz
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhSrGLhKwV
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF7vccobwA
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SsbY1VBSl
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZurGVHDNM
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QhNZlZnsc
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq5QhER8QS
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYECtuv3Lp
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajcoKl91NI
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXMcWKCjQd
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeErfEXcxBD
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8M5yfMW8I
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9wC9oN2aC
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz8vcnlwlR
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZSbqorqPV
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMZDcd0Bu3
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDWk1F2uKj
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFelPR6pvuu
今次作戰也就此結束。』798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YhPe8YhtN
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUKZRvAGB2
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiQnDv1KpP
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR8CrN9GWu
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetgnNAy1Dd
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSBgOWuREP
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt91niK8DDR
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAtdN36FL2
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzxojMp0SS
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XC2Am9sYI
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcupo4PPXy
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kuPVB6VyL
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVJWCAvsxo
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw1oLo7vim
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRImnnnQITP
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HymVmiQWg
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31lZsfYSKj
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdlFcInwMr
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLJdIHviYs
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xDaZBz50d
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ367IefhnN
「哈哈。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV3BItrF1S
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTl990PXKT
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPN1HzmhVu
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQMI6Jos4o
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6kOBHz6Pq
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4obDuf3c2D
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw2j8vQ8fU
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvVkAd9hnX
於是我加上這樣的一句：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbcPQJRoKa
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBv8BriLTX
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdJJ5uk02C
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEd7p0BsEe
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDGMIbQL44
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswADbgbmtf
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAvoV9Nlt6
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3tJeRr4R5
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfpgYbKrRP
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbR4ZNmKrL
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDJaCk2Luu
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApDgygo3qL
希望能讓他高興一點吧。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKJjejzsO0
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsEnPa3S8O
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL7CQUpIKR
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwJX8Qm9z2
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1LY9DCTB9
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimlqygHkPu
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡordnjeAfRz
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS12bPcgYj
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGf83Qmpd6
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TaYtWGlm7
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzFzkHU939
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDxAc7MfDx
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRzpHSql6Z
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm6zSTEy9a
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uSWmS8fHZ
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDmZOq0VX9
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNlLzv9qqQ
大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iT8k7VzG4
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLO0J1uHcw
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oCZN1JydN
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s9PL4MrNV
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpRjpCyyxU
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGICph1JH2
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOnzZrHPIu
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX4uGMk7DN
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSkHJzJIb3
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFagXKKDtK0
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEF5CeJ883
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LxmhZGbi8
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02cawHl9QQ
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