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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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41-1. 誰是誰寶貝?792Please respect copyright.PENANAaZteeCSqMq
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆在忙嗎?要注意身體,別累壞喔~』792Please respect copyright.PENANAyD7jns436z
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆~別忘了吃飯喔!』792Please respect copyright.PENANAiTfXQESwrb
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『肉盾阿弗羅:今天太陽好大啊,我快熱死了,老婆出門要小心中暑喔~』792Please respect copyright.PENANA1VR4WM0YP8
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『喵喵仙貝:倫哥今天也不上線嗎?OAO』792Please respect copyright.PENANAfs3i5qzmzN
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『偏向唬爛行:倫哥接電話啦!』792Please respect copyright.PENANAdGvdl1shAg
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昏睡了三天,一點開《奧普斯APP》就蹦出一大串訊息,席倫五味雜陳地一一瀏覽。原以為自己突然無故消失又放人鴿子,艾登會生氣不滿或變得冷淡,誰知對方不僅留言如常,還一則比一則瑣碎,簡直像兒子找媽咪報備日常,比如這一條——792Please respect copyright.PENANAgoDZJspN0r
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『肉盾阿弗羅:今天大塞車,差點餓死在路上,嗚嗚嗚~求老婆抱~ლ(╹ε╹ლ)』792Please respect copyright.PENANAd67hzmhQaN
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又比如——792Please respect copyright.PENANAI1al3A0gvj
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『肉盾阿弗羅:剛居然被一隻貓踢了,哭哭~老婆抱~ლ(╹ε╹ლ)』792Please respect copyright.PENANATB5G9g9hPD
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那豬頭做了什麼被貓……呃,這不是重點。792Please respect copyright.PENANAN1kUrcouIU
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席倫哭笑不得地將記錄往下拉,幾乎不是分享吃了什麼,就是報告一天行程,連路過看見什麼都能寫上一段。明明每封都有去無回卻也不曾間斷,這笨蛋到底在想什麼啊?792Please respect copyright.PENANAYtQUnSmqiE
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『肉盾阿弗羅:今天開會開好久啊,累死了!老婆累不累呀?再忙都要記得休息喔!來親一個晚安~(╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥』792Please respect copyright.PENANA5LYIKNfVxY
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凝視著不久前的最後一則留言,席倫的視線不禁模糊了起來。這笨蛋是真沒脾氣還是太傻啊?792Please respect copyright.PENANAHJFfhXQlnt
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『肉盾阿弗羅:剛忘了說,今天吃了一家芒果撮冰好好吃啊!!!』792Please respect copyright.PENANAO8g5dxdxA1
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『肉盾阿弗羅:搓冰?好像也不是那個字,打不出來,反正是冰塊磨成的碎冰,老婆有機會要去吃啊!』792Please respect copyright.PENANAbKPshrXsyx
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「噗……」忽跳出的新留言讓席倫失笑之下,手指不自覺動了起來,直到按下傳送鍵,他才意識過來,「啊!」792Please respect copyright.PENANALgDkcTeLzd
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『塞倫:是剉冰,笨蛋。』792Please respect copyright.PENANAXl0Y3LmV9y
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送出的訊息覆水難收,他秉住呼吸,不免有些緊張艾登的反應。等了不知多久,對方都毫無聲息,或許已經休息了吧。正當他要放棄時,就見畫面跳動了。792Please respect copyright.PENANAaXyRVFqDu5
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆~~~~你終於起床了!OvO』792Please respect copyright.PENANAkILC5Qj1GF
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呃,消息傳得真快,難不成剛才沈默這麼久其實是在跟阿全他們通話?792Please respect copyright.PENANASCCsHHxjXG
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆上線好不好?我好想你~QQ』792Please respect copyright.PENANAGNmbr85IR4
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接下來是一連串的打滾哀求,席倫忍不住揚起嘴角,心裡卻也莫名地泛疼。這纏人的傢伙啊!如果艾登知道自己是怎樣的人後,還會這般對他嗎?792Please respect copyright.PENANASpqq03WjB0
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)792Please respect copyright.PENANAUyrYTAfZpv
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「老婆!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAvMsfQLHqTS
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愛的傳送後,一顆爆炸頭就激動撲來,塞倫連聲驚呼都未能出口,就被熱火朝天的吻堵住,讓他差點在宅音系統顆顆笑的叮聲中窒息回復活池。792Please respect copyright.PENANA6hoMV7rjsU
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「唔……你……」不得不說,肉盾的吻技很好,令人沈浸其中,若是在私下,塞倫也挺享受肉盾的親密舉動。然而,他們現在不止是在大庭廣眾之下,旁還有一對腐女眼正目光如炬,另一側亦有喵語竊笑散發濃濃八卦味。於是,他惱羞成怒地一掌巴飛爆炸頭,「就叫你看場合!」792Please respect copyright.PENANA9c6hSDKf4E
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「哥太想你了嘛~」肉盾頂著只掉一滴血的血條和一顆腫包爬回來,繼續摟住塞倫的纖腰黏膩秀恩愛,「老婆,你最近都沒好好吃飯嗎?怎麼好像變瘦了?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAN3MOFawS21
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「這裡是遊戲,你哪隻眼看得出……喂!有人在!」塞倫熱辣著耳根,拍掉疑似滑向臀部的豬手,本想道歉的心情也全沒了。792Please respect copyright.PENANAQW0P5wphPw
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「好嘛好嘛,晚點陪睡再摸。」肉盾依舊厚臉皮地燦笑道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAaB5EKHZfRA
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「噗喵!」窩在哥哥懷裡的小奶貓,賊笑地拍動兩隻小肉球似在打字,嘴裡還喃喃低唸著:「親親抱抱睡喵~」792Please respect copyright.PENANADjZcKFBoZA
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「呵呵,摸完再睡。」唬爛也低頭腐笑地打著字,充分發揮狗仔精神。於是,系統叮了又叮地加了這對姊弟的八卦指數,還順便給肉盾和塞倫封了個《小別勝新婚》的稱號,兩人將全身散發粉色愛心一小時。792Please respect copyright.PENANAtxFiJwGbmZ
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「嗚喔喔!這充滿幸福的氛圍,哥感覺渾身又充滿了幹勁啊!」肉盾熱淚盈框地仰天高舉雙臂,感謝上帝感謝主的讚頌完,就抱住塞倫感動哽咽:「有小倫老婆真好~」792Please respect copyright.PENANA9VJlM5Qkk0
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「你……也太誇張。」差點沒能壓住湧出的情緒,塞倫忍著熱燙的臉頰環視四周,發現他們五人正在朦霧島的傳送陣附近,便問:「今天要做什麼?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAAM8MdUsfkX
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「喵嘿嘿,倫哥好不容易上來惹,當然是要去找太師父呀喵~」喵喵仙貝喵聲說著,就翻了個滾仰著小肚皮,用肉球勾住哥哥垂在胸前的一束長髮玩。792Please respect copyright.PENANAZtUDUzrV7d
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「找太師父?」這麼說來,塞倫倒想起自己上回寄去藥草給師門還未等回覆就登出了,便往信箱瞧去,果然見到一封擱置數日的新郵件,正是厄絲拉寄來的——792Please respect copyright.PENANAwsHArMnNUh
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『徒兒,為師想問問你,前些日子帶來的那位半魔朋友,是怎麼認識的啊?』792Please respect copyright.PENANArAoDoAmyPk
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這明顯是要交代新任務的徵兆,雖不知是否與人魚相關,但足以證明他的師徒好感值總算是跨過門檻了,可惜,塞倫錯過了第一時間的先機。792Please respect copyright.PENANAFHhpjYGlV8
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「吼,有人睡得天昏地暗,都不知道人類的人魚任務有大進展了。」唬爛沒好氣地黑笑。792Please respect copyright.PENANAGBYY52dLIC
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「抱歉,我沒想到會這樣。」塞倫尷尬地瞥了眼肉盾,小聲地傳了道密語過去:「對不起,今天失約了。」792Please respect copyright.PENANAoTR29F0ygp
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「沒關係啦,累了就是要多休息嘛,小倫沒事就好。」肉盾抓著爆炸頭,依舊笑得既傻又燦爛。塞倫一聽,頓時心裡一顫。本還為碰面延期而暗自鬆口氣的他,如今見肉盾仍以自己的感受為主,一股愧疚感便不禁油然而生,對肉盾厚臉皮的摟抱親暱,也更加半推半就地順從了。792Please respect copyright.PENANAcOuruX6sCL
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始終沈默的泰迪熊冷眼掃了記他們,將貝貝小貓放進衣襟內,淡聲說:「入隊,出發。」792Please respect copyright.PENANAl8Ib3uWJbB
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塞倫聞聲,才知隊伍早已發出邀請,就連忙按下接受。他被肉盾牽著走去傳送陣時,越覺那冷聲命令似有敵意,便朝泰迪熊投去一眼,卻見對方正含笑逗弄懷中小貓,彷彿是自己多心般,不禁納悶心想,他該不是被這些天的惡夢影響了吧?792Please respect copyright.PENANAOT9Fy9oB8N
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而實際上,當泰迪熊的命令一出,喵喵仙貝也愣地抬頭,用一隻肉球輕碰哥哥的下巴,不解猜想哥心情不好嗎?但見泰迪熊隨即低頭對他溫柔微笑,便又覺大概是最近壓力大過度敏感吧,也就很快將這事拋諸腦後。792Please respect copyright.PENANAa4dEFbaLfG
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再次來到亞特蘭秘境,這一次,厄絲拉的態度不同了。792Please respect copyright.PENANAUay2d5BDXX
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「唉呀!你果然是我師父流落在外的孫子啊!乖師姪,快來認祖歸宗。」一見泰迪熊取出蛇紋血玉,厄絲拉立刻歡喜地用八爪環住他,送上無數烈焰紅唇以示歡迎,讓某兄控炸毛貓氣得差點跳出來回送幾道貓爪。792Please respect copyright.PENANAU80jRkPtIR
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「好徒兒,為師才要為這事找你談,你就把這孩子帶來了,真是幫了大忙呢。」照慣例也對愛徒塞倫送上幾道關愛吻後,厄絲拉熱情地領著他們來到白石廳,「你太師父出門巡視了,很快就回來,你們先在這等一等啊。」792Please respect copyright.PENANAWAL0cjX8Lw
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「呵呵呵,表哥剛那表情夠經典!」唬爛不怕死地欣賞截圖,還順手寄給其他人,以致於現場的噴笑聲此起彼落。792Please respect copyright.PENANAlcHJ3Twrnj
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泰迪熊黑著臉朝唬爛瞪了眼,就聽見貝兒歡快的撒嬌聲於大廳響起:「哥,你回來啦?我好想你喔~」792Please respect copyright.PENANAOvqXgBT5FE
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所謂的弟控症,就是不論何時何地何情況,都能對弟弟的呼喚予以即時回應。於是,泰迪熊立刻下意識地抱住撲進懷裡的人,溫柔含笑地回道:「哥也是,寶貝……」792Please respect copyright.PENANA1Nf6gcbAVI
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「兒」字還未出口,他就愣得剎然止住,因為,不僅他手中撫摸的觸感是一片冰涼的鱗片,眼前隨水流飄揚的長髮還是許久未見的幽紫髮絲,懷裡的可人兒雖有張貝兒的臉,卻是十六歲未脫稚氣的青澀,更重要的是,寶貝兒在《奧普斯》裡的玩家角色可不是這模樣啊!792Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ0IKqfLgZ
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糟!泰迪熊心驚地暗喊完,胸口就被一隻小肉球狠狠一踹。792Please respect copyright.PENANAp06JcJQmDj
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「咦咦?對、對、對不起,窩認錯人惹!」不知是否魚類的視力特別差,貝貝小魚盯著泰迪熊的臉好幾秒後,才驚慌地爆紅著臉倒退,又瞥見泰迪熊胸前兩眼冒火的小白貓,頓時就被嚇得噴淚尖叫:「呀啊啊啊!有喵喵!鼻要疵我!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAY1fnEOxeAS
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奔逃的人魚轉身同時,如紗裙般飄揚的魚尾還不小心在他們臉上拍了幾下,就「碰」一聲變成迷你版小人魚,拼命扭著身子游進前方的小扇貝洞,小魚尾卻還在洞外晃啊晃忘了縮進去。792Please respect copyright.PENANA1ThIOjd21M
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「噗!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAqKcG5SdtkA
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「吼吼,有人完蛋了!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAPILI5rjvAM
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「Oh my God!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAvOfxYaxGQI
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一陣沈默後,其他三人再次沒良心地放聲狂笑,完全不管某貓妖打翻醋缸的四溢酸味。同時間,宅宅系統音也顆顆笑地灑下愛心雨狂吼。792Please respect copyright.PENANANadblei09W
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「叮叮叮!恭喜本伺服第一CP再次觸發奧普斯最狗血芭樂三角劇情之一《抱錯老婆上錯床》啦!玩家泰迪熊餅乾誤將NPC《貝貝小魚》認作愛妻而公然親密擁抱,被正牌妻子玩家喵喵仙貝捉姦在場,由於兩人積滿三次外遇類劇情,獲得《外遇好好玩》特殊奸情稱號,同時觸發特殊婚姻任務,歡迎玩家再接再厲開發更多狗血多P奸情劇唷~♥」792Please respect copyright.PENANArDdtkcQ7WO
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「P你個頭啦P!」沒想到身兼戀人的哥哥竟會連自己都認錯,喵喵仙貝氣得渾身發抖,立刻跳出來變回人形,胡亂拍打手腳就要往外游去,直想衝出秘境拿法杖瘋狂砲轟發洩。792Please respect copyright.PENANAm2ShhnMv2Y
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「寶貝兒!」自知理虧的泰迪熊連忙抓住他拼命道歉,「對不起,哥不是……」792Please respect copyright.PENANAYHJcxXoOXu
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「膩的寶貝在那!」正在氣頭上的喵喵仙貝,哭紅眼指著貝貝小魚的方向激動怒喊,一邊掙扎踢踹泰迪熊,聽不進任何解釋,多日來憋積的情緒也全數爆發,「走開!走開!我討厭死你啦!最討厭哇啊——」792Please respect copyright.PENANA5ss13SM9OS
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「好好好,是哥的錯,寶貝兒不哭……」泰迪熊這下真是慌了,既懊惱自責又心疼無措,只得拼命柔聲討好心肝寶貝,什麼聰明冷靜從容優雅的形象一律蕩然無存。792Please respect copyright.PENANALdfy2YVULA
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喔天!見一向高高在上的淡定大魔神這般狼狽,塞倫真是大感解氣,捧腹笑到出淚不止,腹部在劇烈運動下也越漸抽痛。792Please respect copyright.PENANAx4h6C2zUfV
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「哈哈哈哈哈……靠!快受不了啦!」已陷入瘋癲狀態笑的唬爛,忙不停手地狂截圖,「表哥難得吃大鱉,一定要拍照留念啦!」792Please respect copyright.PENANA9qNsRPVr4r
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肉盾更是笑到抱石柱搥打,最後才試著勸說:「小貝兒別生氣啦,要怪就怪官方把小人魚做得那麼像,連我們都會認錯……噗哈哈哈哈!」792Please respect copyright.PENANA20RNN1EX1Y
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喵喵仙貝更炸毛了,「膩閉嘴沒人當你啞巴!」792Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZjaUiiB2x
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完全沒安慰作用啊!泰迪熊鐵青著臉怒瞪肉盾一眼後,開出情侶道具《野生帳棚》把喵喵仙貝拖進去,打算來場倆口子的私密會談。直到帳外的三人笑夠了,隱形帳棚都仍未有收起跡象,可見這場順毛工程之浩大。792Please respect copyright.PENANAV0hW4yykJq
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「沒想到貝兒會這麼在意哥哥認錯人。」塞倫揉著肚子喘氣道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAO36w7jlBJn
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「沒辦法,小貝兒就是兄控嘛,從小對泰很有獨佔欲。」肉盾也沒輒地攤手哀嘆。792Please respect copyright.PENANAoLzKLy0pxe
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「從小就這樣?」塞倫想了想,不禁有些奇怪,「雖說是兄弟,但似乎有些過頭了?」792Please respect copyright.PENANA8oecoQPOMq
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「對啊!我跟我大哥大姊感情再好,也沒這麼誇張,所以我才擔心。」肉盾認同地狂點頭。792Please respect copyright.PENANAM1rbVqzyp6
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「嗯……」塞倫沈吟著,瞥見唬爛一臉便秘似地望著他們,便納悶問:「你怎麼了?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAOncrEIRxYf
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「呃,沒什麼。」唬爛乾笑地換了個表情和姿勢,卻一路朝憋尿風奔去,內心更是狂吼不止,靠啊!老娘好想爆真相啊啊啊啊!792Please respect copyright.PENANAF19Xe5Dy6p
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