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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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39. 仙界認親
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「你們動作真快~」小董滿意地接過材料,拖著的尾音越發軟糯黏膩,儘管那張慘白的小臉仍癱如死人,但別在瀏海處的小兔髮夾也令他看來更幼嫩了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAAgxuVYCGQQ
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此時,好不容易收完材料的五人,正在小黑與小育於馬賽克的住宅處與小董會面。已見過小董的人,在經歷過這位小鬼王暴走的蠻橫霸凌後,早對這看似軟嫩好欺負實則善變又記仇的偽正太已然無感,除了初見面的唬爛。681Please respect copyright.PENANAkQFK6nQdam
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「吼吼!這小受真的比表哥面癱耶,嫩音卻不輸給咱們家貝兒……」驚見可愛正太,唬爛頓時比打了雞血還興奮,不斷在隊頻裡抒發感想。681Please respect copyright.PENANAu4rwzEYq0a
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一片囧然無語中,唯有泰迪熊為自己沒事被躺槍冒了青筋。681Please respect copyright.PENANAghJ5HkPnEA
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不知自己正被意淫腦補了什麼,小董癱著臉歡快說:「那你們先去仙界的結界入口等我,我把藥水做好就過去吧~」681Please respect copyright.PENANAeRtdt98ixz
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「仙界入口在哪啊?」肉盾好奇問道。681Please respect copyright.PENANA1GiP1Z77AV
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「昆輪島呀~」681Please respect copyright.PENANAfARdNSJNAP
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才剛從昆輪島回來的一行人都遠目了,這是再下一次Q洞副本的節奏嗎?681Please respect copyright.PENANAxKHnsRlsu1
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「對了~」小董指著在爆炸頭上呼呼大睡的小蝠,「可以把牠借我一陣子嗎?」681Please respect copyright.PENANAZL6XIfJmwL
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「喔,沒問題啊!」肉盾大方地把小蝠拔下來遞過去,「你們要敘舊吧?小蝠牠想死你啦。」681Please respect copyright.PENANAFp3GMVMwEQ
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「呵呵~我也想死他了喔~」小董面無表情地發出清脆笑聲,烏黑的空洞大眼卻似閃過一道光芒,令他們想起這位小鬼王虐待寵物的前科,不禁又沈默地捏了把冷汗。681Please respect copyright.PENANARzn4rDmRQH
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紛紛以送終眼神對小蝠表達安息好走之意後,他們認命地再次奔回Q洞,成功地在一天內連續霸凌了兩次史萊姆。681Please respect copyright.PENANAIyDSBBoWlm
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NPC的速度就是快,對這些AI來說,所謂的藥水製作也不過是幾個數據而已。當他們凌虐完史萊姆小王、二度嚇暈吃貨史萊姆王、屠殺完滿島毒蟑蟲,沿著任務指示爬上昆輪島位於西北處的最高峰頂後,就見小董已立在一座兩尺高的石碑旁,碑上刻著龍飛鳳舞的硃紅草書,正是仙境的入口結界石。681Please respect copyright.PENANAZwFdVOoEme
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此峰面海,居高臨下又為雲霧繚繞,遠遠望去,竟如無邊無際的蒼茫雲海,滔滔浪聲擊在岸礁上,頗有滄海一聲笑之感,又有遠眺天地看破紅塵之修仙意境。不過,當他們將目光移回碑上的三字——「仙人眺」時,頓時又各有不同反應了。681Please respect copyright.PENANA3LW2mn9jeg
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「仙人……挑?原來進仙境還要挑對象呀?」對書法領悟有限的肉盾,不得不看走眼想歪了,畢竟商業用語也不常用到「眺」字,實在怪不得他。681Please respect copyright.PENANA7N9Hd3bS94
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「是仙人桃啦!大概就是生桃太郎寶寶的那顆大桃子吧,不知道好不好疵。」喵喵仙貝自認正確地糾正道,說罷還吸著口水往包裡掏零食解饞。681Please respect copyright.PENANArb0qwhqKNP
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「桃你個頭啦!整天只會想到吃!」正腦補著什麼仙魔腐意境的唬爛,立刻就翻白眼開罵,「豬頭就算了,你個小白癡在台灣讀四年書還敢認錯?難怪國文分數老在及格邊緣!」681Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y5g0NoRVO
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「哼哼哼……」喵喵仙貝嘟嘴怒咬豬肉乾。681Please respect copyright.PENANAoxl1cI31C2
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肉盾則一臉茫然地問:「不是桃嗎?」顯然他剛才真相信某小白癡的話了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAHldjyvzk6M
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「不是,是唸四聲眺,眺望的眺。」塞倫失笑地輕戳爆炸頭。681Please respect copyright.PENANAPdBN0WSK6G
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於是,吃貨小白癡與小強爆炸頭同時呆著一張臉,兩雙短腿往上一蹬,連聲問:「仙人跳?」681Please respect copyright.PENANAi0l2Q6hIcT
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「噗——」唬爛頓時黑線地噴了,什麼仙人美受含淚眺望受劫魔君攻的淒美劇情全都破滅了,混蛋官方能不能好好取名啊?681Please respect copyright.PENANAuYd5RxY78i
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「不是那個跳。」塞倫也熊熊覺得什麼意境都蕩然無存了,一個同音字差就意思大不同啊!681Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZRuv3j4o6
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「要開始囉~」小董一手揉捏著正熟睡小蝠,一手拋出一瓶白色藥水,讓泰迪熊喝下後,就雙手夾壓小蝠凝聚神力,剎時間,掌間金光乍現,一根金絲攀上小蝠的身體迅速纏繞。681Please respect copyright.PENANA5JyvA3ejt7
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儘管這架勢看起來頗為玄幻,然而,他們望著這一幕,皆油然而生一股不祥的預感——不過是開個仙境入口,您老綁住小蝠要幹嘛啊?681Please respect copyright.PENANAIMRp16wH0M
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不多時,光芒散去,小董便揪著那根金絲尾端以打圈方式甩起小蝠,朝石碑以甩蔥歌的節奏念唱:「隱藏著仙境入口的石碑啊~請在我面前顯示真正的大門,與你締結契約的小董現在命令你,芝麻開門~」681Please respect copyright.PENANAYluqrUaknK
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這實在是囧到不忍卒賭了!681Please respect copyright.PENANAcBHaIC7Ajo
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小強觸角顫抖地擺出QQ字母,五人也不禁默默撇開視線。到底這怪儀式結合多少梗了?這樣虐待動物可以嗎?難怪地府寵物一個個都要逃家。681Please respect copyright.PENANATWCnoOxPKQ
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一首甩蔥歌咒語唸完,耀眼的金光遂自石碑綻放。只見碑身微晃地從中裂出一條縫隙,隨著幅度加遽,裂縫越漸擴大成洞,洞內是透著光芒的氤氳白霧,令人看不清內部景致,估計就是仙境的傳送口了。當洞口長至一個成人大小時,石碑總算停止震動,一聲歐吉桑的喘息亦隨同一顆粉色小愛心響起——681Please respect copyright.PENANAFIw4wrZCFM
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「啊……康馬北鼻(Come on, baby)~♥」681Please respect copyright.PENANAEwwRLHqd5J
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現在放棄任務還來得及嗎?681Please respect copyright.PENANAlBUTEKUkhj
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)681Please respect copyright.PENANACvLmDx7xxf
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「記住,你們只是以臨時觀光客的身份來仙境,所以只能在這個地圖活動,一小時後就會被自動傳回馬賽克。栩仙的住處已在地圖上標示,請盡快完成任務唷~」681Please respect copyright.PENANAZo3aMudckJ
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小董甩著小蝠對他們說完,結界傳送口就隨即關閉,他們的狀態列上也多出一個圖示——『仙境觀光證:剩60分鐘』看來這還是個限時任務啊。681Please respect copyright.PENANA2rYiTi7AAw
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此時,他們正立於一片花海,周圍全是從沒見過的奇花異種,朵朵開得茂盛鮮豔,香味卻清雅不濃濁,聞來很是身心舒爽,令人不禁想起花仙邱香夫人的還我漂漂山莊。斑斕彩蝶於花間飛舞,遠方枝頭有靈鳥鳴聆,潺潺水聲隱隱傳來,似是遮蔽藍天豔陽的雲霧於空中瀰漫,為這花園添增如夢境的虛幻感。681Please respect copyright.PENANAMbcEanNLWR
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隨著地圖指標朝目的地行走,他們的耳邊似有嬌笑聲不時輕響,喵喵仙貝好奇地循聲湊近一看,發現那些彩蝶竟是穿著彩衣的小小人,頓時驚呼:「哇啊!是小精靈嗎?」681Please respect copyright.PENANAiueX13JPhw
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也在尋找笑聲來源的肉盾聞言,便將視線轉向於花叢。當《宅宅眼鏡+2》準確捕捉到彩蝶的外貌時,他就立馬激動了,「喔喔!仙界也好多小美人啊啊啊!」681Please respect copyright.PENANAYfis8NfjjF
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「豬!遊戲哪個角色沒有美化,這裡還是仙境,當然一堆美人啊!」唬爛沒好氣地吐槽道。681Please respect copyright.PENANAq3GqRzpH9O
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「應該是蝶仙吧?」塞倫瞥了眼發花癡的豬頭後,也忍不住好奇地伸指輕觸彩蝶小人,誰知對方就這麼順勢在他指尖落足,含笑欠身做了個揖後又輕盈飛起,系統也隨即落下。681Please respect copyright.PENANA03OslJgKzi
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「叮!恭喜玩家塞倫因與蝶仙NPC親切打招呼,獲得蝶仙好感度+1與見面禮《仙花蜜》一滴,歡迎再接再厲成為仙境的好碰友喔。」681Please respect copyright.PENANA8vv1InoKv8
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「花蜜耶,好疵嗎?」小吃貨巴眨著眼睛閃亮亮,泰迪熊立刻塞了塊芒果麻薯過去。塞倫失笑地查看仙花蜜的資料,竟是可用作料理與煉藥的珍貴材料,便連忙分享給大家看。681Please respect copyright.PENANAqiW5MgzYUS
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「嗚喔喔!太好了,以後泰和小倫都用得到!」肉盾說著,就湊近一顆燦笑的爆炸頭,打算也來跟蝶仙打招呼勾搭勾搭,誰知結果卻是……681Please respect copyright.PENANARKbxiCEvFL
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「叮!恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅因造型受到蝶仙NPC們的恥笑,令他們工作一天的疲勞瞬間消除,獲得蝶仙族好感度+5與回禮《仙花蜜》二十滴,歡迎玩家再接再厲被全仙境NPC恥笑以提升歡樂的工作氣氛唷~」681Please respect copyright.PENANAQR2UjBHF70
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「噗哈哈哈哈!」681Please respect copyright.PENANAygrljlYTHb
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這下換隊友們恥笑肉盾了,真不愧是最受NPC歡迎的奇囧頭型啊!681Please respect copyright.PENANAGgjNQZmnWx
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可惜時間有限,他們只得以任務為重,暫先將賞景勾搭之事放在一邊。幸好地圖依任務給予的路徑十分安全,讓他們沒費太多功夫就找到位在花海邊境小鎮的一座樓宇。681Please respect copyright.PENANAEGmI5mCgqj
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「兒子,娘想死你了!」681Please respect copyright.PENANApZ24w8fpxM
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甫接近樓宇,一道纖瘦的粉色人影就從門內奔出,直撲泰迪熊懷抱嚶嚶啜泣,喵喵仙貝頓時不悅地沈下小臉,其他人卻是愣地抽了臉皮。這栩仙的嗓音輕柔細嫩,的確頗有溫柔慈愛之感,但……但怎麼會是男音?681Please respect copyright.PENANA8v0SCRfgJi
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見栩仙仍抱著自己蹭不停,身旁小貓妖也越漸炸毛,泰迪熊只好灰著臉將這個NPC母親稍推開點距離,栩仙的樣貌這才躍入眾人眼前——身穿水藍書生長袍的體態纖弱可折、以布巾豎起的粉紅長髮飄柔飛揚、淚眼汪汪的粉瞳天真無邪、雪膚花貌櫻桃小嘴甜美嬌嫩——於是,所有人又頓覺一記天雷轟頂,儘管原因各有不同。681Please respect copyright.PENANAQCPxzkWtHZ
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也由於感受實在太過震撼,以致於他們一時間忘了可以轉換語音頻道,竟紛紛打起字來。681Please respect copyright.PENANAWsXT9U4OBd
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:這不是啾啾嗎?!O口O!!!』681Please respect copyright.PENANApO8durAbAD
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喵喵仙貝的臉徹底呈囧字了,沒想到哥哥在遊戲裡的NPC母親竟是由同為藝人的好友代言,還是女扮男裝性轉版!這讓他以後回台灣怎麼面對人家啊?681Please respect copyright.PENANAKFt1UduuZJ
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『【隊伍】系統:叮!恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝等人破解第十六位《明星NPC之謎》——啾啾,獲得八卦指數+80、經驗值3000,歡迎再接再厲,挖掘更多明星代言的NPC身份。』681Please respect copyright.PENANAekzQb1FJZ8
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系統又亂入了,不過此時已沒人在乎。681Please respect copyright.PENANAps2fZTrJZ8
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『【隊伍】塞倫:這遊戲還真支援男男生子?』681Please respect copyright.PENANAkqC6VGMLiw
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想起自己被矮人族婆媽們包圍問何時生小爆炸頭的經歷,塞倫真心黑線了。681Please respect copyright.PENANA97VXICh2PB
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『【隊伍】偏向唬爛行:喔呵呵呵!捕捉柔弱聖母嬌嬌平胸受一隻!配這隻的小攻是誰是誰是誰?表哥快問出來!不然我就腦補你了!男男生子喔喔喔!系統啥時開放給玩家啊?老娘等不及了!AWA』681Please respect copyright.PENANAStfRWQuD5b
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唬爛顯然是樂瘋了,連傲嬌醋桶兄弟檔的黑臉殺氣都不足為懼。681Please respect copyright.PENANAbIisIMVVY8
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:喔喔!沒想到泰的母親也是個超級小美人啊!還是小貝兒的朋友!哥記得啾啾啊,像小紅花兒般的純情嬌美可人兒,難怪可以生出泰這個大美人!』681Please respect copyright.PENANATiNQm3NdPm
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肉盾照慣例傻笑花癡一通,也沒顧得那前言後語的亂七八糟含意。果不其然,他立刻被唬爛瞪了一眼、被泰迪熊揍了頭殼、被喵喵仙貝踢了一腳,卻不知自己說錯啥,便茫然地看向小倫老婆,結果只得到「笨蛋」二字,就暗自哭哭了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAwx5KfsNeaJ
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『【隊伍】塞倫:你們……有聽到他的自稱嗎?』681Please respect copyright.PENANAry9IozmqxX
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一語戳破盲點啊!一排驚嘆號迅速跳上隊伍頻道表驚恐。有男男生子機制就算了,一個男人自稱「娘」什麼的,連唬爛都微抽了嘴角,更別說其他人了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAV5RlyoyJyQ
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:不過,泰從小缺母愛,系統就給他母愛,真是太貼心了!』681Please respect copyright.PENANAq49O8SngFZ
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於是,某爆炸頭又被怒敲上一棍祭司法杖了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAdOxPDmrBnn
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栩仙對他們各種內心爆炸渾然不覺,依舊甜笑地在泰迪熊身上東摸西捏,「泰泰跟你爹長得挺像啊,不過你爹活潑愛笑多了。」681Please respect copyright.PENANAS0v8qCQ9tp
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長得像卻很活潑愛笑?他們又不禁茫了,泰冰山活潑亂跳嘻嘻燦笑的畫面實在好難想像啊!681Please respect copyright.PENANAat83teEFNn
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「不過,你身上怎麼多了股跟你爹相似卻又不同的味道呢?」栩仙再次貼在泰迪熊身上又聞又蹭。這頗有吃豆腐之嫌的一幕,落進連醋都愛吃的傲嬌小吃貨眼裡,就忍不住要來吐槽了。681Please respect copyright.PENANA5uVJXcTSsP
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:是狗狗嗎?\皿/#』681Please respect copyright.PENANAiA2wJ6xFFH
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「噗哧!」681Please respect copyright.PENANAMToG0cUyu1
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小傲嬌醋酸味滿天飛,非當事人的三位只好撇頭忍笑。這時,摸完兒子的栩仙也總算注意到旁邊的人,「啊,這是我媳婦嗎?好可愛啊,啥時生寶寶呀?」681Please respect copyright.PENANAyPMVTZamQT
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「咦咦?!啾……不、不是……窩、窩、窩……」突然被抱過去左右揉捏,喵喵仙貝頓時也羞恥地結巴了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAKLS1k2cYcG
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「咱們都是人妻了,別客氣啊,生寶寶的事有疑惑的話,可以來問阿娘喔。」栩仙頂著熟人的臉甜笑道。這話中又是人妻又是生寶寶,字字表達著喵喵仙貝是泰迪熊的妻子,而有啾啾臉的栩仙與他就是婆媳關係,於是,恥度低的小貓妖便驚羞得變成小奶貓躲回哥哥懷裡了。681Please respect copyright.PENANAwbqZkPGYEo
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由於這台詞實在太有既視感,塞倫忍不住在隊頻裡吐槽了。681Please respect copyright.PENANACJ1tPGFIbg
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『【隊伍】塞倫:這遊戲的NPC真的很愛催生。』681Please respect copyright.PENANARez6UM3M3p
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『【隊伍】偏向唬爛行:AWA』681Please respect copyright.PENANAq72GK7b25a
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見唬爛一直這腐肉橫生的表情,塞倫終於看不下去地丟了私密語音給唬爛,無奈念叨:「你節制點,別連自己的親戚都亂配對腦補!」681Please respect copyright.PENANAT7WofPj0f0
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「……」唬爛既納悶又覺無辜,人家哪有亂配對啊?681Please respect copyright.PENANAyYTfryrUGo
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正好肉盾也在隊頻狂笑。681Please respect copyright.PENANAVAoSwGbQbu
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:小貝兒的反應也太好笑了,要不是知道你們倆是兄弟,哥也真會以為是情侶啦,難怪系統都認錯!』681Please respect copyright.PENANAVy8RnLmEqQ
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「……」唬爛這下徹底錯愕了,她愣地看向兩兄弟,卻見喵喵仙貝瞄了眼泰迪熊後就對她聳了聳小貓肩,表示自己也無可奈何。681Please respect copyright.PENANA1jJD1yHhGN
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我草!這是什麼情況?原來他們還沒跟豬頭出櫃嗎?唬爛不禁捏了把冷汗,緊張地觀察泰迪熊淡然的臉色,努力回想自己有沒有不小心說溜嘴過。681Please respect copyright.PENANAEDiMCypzrZ
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就在這各懷心思的詭譎氣氛中,栩仙開始說起一段老爸老媽羅曼史,也終於解釋了仙魔混血孤子被遺留人界的真相——681Please respect copyright.PENANABSzJoztcfK
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由於魔族爹爹在人界感覺到祖父的氣息,決定親去調查,結果爹爹這一查就查回魔界,從此下落不明。等不到夫君歸來的栩仙,也終被召回了仙界,然而,仍未茁壯的幼子半仙半魔,不容於二界,他便只好請託月聆城城主代為照顧。681Please respect copyright.PENANAppAKe4sZzQ
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最後,栩仙掏出一塊精美的黑玉交給泰迪熊,「這塊《蛇紋玉》是你爹爹要等你長大後送你的,舉凡他們魔神家族的子嗣,都有一塊由父親的魔力與血作成的玉。」681Please respect copyright.PENANAza6ZeKvmoT
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至此,泰迪熊的身世任務也更新了——『替父親尋找祖父的蹤跡。』同時還獲得《外籍子女探親證》——『隱去魔氣後,即可於馬賽克傳送陣選擇《仙界省親》,歡迎玩家隨時攜友回家探親唷。』681Please respect copyright.PENANAhxvvtY8Vag
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他們好奇地湊過來看了眼,竟見探親證上居然還標示幾位數的編號,也不知有多少仙族混血的玩家是仙界淪落在外的外籍子女……欸喂!都把孩子丟在外面給別人養什麼的,這群仙人NPC能不能有點當父母的自覺啊?681Please respect copyright.PENANAFAQR9Upg1P
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一片默默吐槽中,唬爛瞧見蛇紋玉上的紋路真是一條巨蛇,便問:「你老公是蛇嗎?」681Please respect copyright.PENANAicsfQ0ADQ3
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「他們家族是以蛇為徽章。」栩仙拭淚回道,似乎還沈浸在過往感傷。681Please respect copyright.PENANAuNDcDeUijW
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「還真是白蛇傳翻版了。」唬爛一臉感興趣貌。681Please respect copyright.PENANA2zXQWGAxkN
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「那法海會是誰?」塞倫失笑問道。681Please respect copyright.PENANAICYnZn176Z
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誰知栩仙還真的燦笑應答了,「你是說發哥嗎?他人超好的,說為了隨時幫我修水塔,就跟我租了頂樓加蓋住喔。」681Please respect copyright.PENANABzfeTmhUmY
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發哥?他們抬頭往樓頂望去,竟真見上海灘發哥立在頂樓的帥氣背影與黑大衣隨風飄,一旁的水塔上還貼了個蝙蝠俠標誌,頓時紛紛無語了,這到底是在Cosplay哪一個啊?681Please respect copyright.PENANA9N7gngG0V5
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於是,喵喵仙貝好奇地舉起小肉球,「喵啊,那有青蛇嗎喵?」681Please respect copyright.PENANAKxzvQ34mZb
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「小擎嗎?他也很好呢,知道我廚藝不精,還特定跟我租了二樓住,說方便天天幫我煮飯喔。」 栩仙才笑著說完,一個持醋瓶的俊青年就從樓上窗台探出頭,對泰迪熊投以滿滿敵意的怒視。681Please respect copyright.PENANADWxp3OOT49
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他們默默回望栩仙一臉好天然好單純的笑容,便忍不住一同在隊頻裡吐槽了,內容大多是同一個意思——「這栩仙跟原版的一樣呆啊!」681Please respect copyright.PENANAaPlWFOgIBW
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「泰泰和喵喵媳婦兒要常回來見娘啊。」栩仙依依不捨地對他們說道。681Please respect copyright.PENANAZd9yyloluN
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「咳!放心。」不知又秒速腦補到什麼狗血三四角情節,唬爛立刻腐笑吟吟地說:「我會經常替你抓他們回家探親的,呵呵呵!」681Please respect copyright.PENANAAww1xiVbnJ
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「……」681Please respect copyright.PENANAt5neXRD9Lc
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「叮!恭喜玩家偏向唬爛行等人察覺NPC《栩仙》未來的奸情走向,獲得八卦指數+200、經驗值8500,歡迎玩家們再接再厲勇破《奧普斯》仙界NPC狗血多角八卦史唷~♥」681Please respect copyright.PENANALLaO4NHIOt
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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感謝啾啾串場唷~>3<681Please respect copyright.PENANA7jdvS4DmCF
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所有前置都搞定啦,接下來劇情都會一路朝遊戲主任務和眾所期待的艾倫現實戀奔去囉!681Please respect copyright.PENANAH4GZqtpCIy
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【下篇預告】《出乎預料》艾、倫即將碰面?小倫過往的陰影。字數約五千多字,大概禮拜三早上發。681Please respect copyright.PENANA9YrW2iGaR9
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