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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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13. 美人來叫鬼
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『【區域】吠岝擾蚕:你門這裙(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)的死變胎ˋ給我惃處來!!!』986Please respect copyright.PENANALs2TSlMlhQ
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『【世界】吠岝擾蚕:(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)太低胸和那葛(嗶——)(嗶——)抱渣頭(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)把你悶(嗶——)倒(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)』986Please respect copyright.PENANAbdYNCxHQjf
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『【世界】不來的鼻特癢:……洗洗睡吧孩子(汗)』986Please respect copyright.PENANAdojVb8olvY
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『【世界】系統:玩家吠岝擾蚕因錯字與不雅詞彙過多,中文之差,天怒人怨, 禁止於公開頻道發言現實時間24小時。(By系統代理負責人)』986Please respect copyright.PENANAHwgcPeqmuh
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「我們誰穿得很低胸嗎?」肉盾困惑的目光掃過泰迪熊和塞倫的胸口後,就落在還未恢復人形的小貓身上,「難道小貝兒沒穿衣服就跑出去了?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAVFYxTXezjd
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「膩才沒穿衣服喵!哼哼哼,那捨摸狗狗叫的壞蛋去改名叫太低級算啦喵!」無力躺在哥哥懷裡的喵喵仙貝,沒好氣地瞪了眼肉盾,就哼哼唧唧地關掉頻道,暗自為行蹤差點被暴露捏了把冷汗。986Please respect copyright.PENANAsVP02bscp7
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即使是開啟隱私全遮罩的玩家,一旦參與PVP戰鬥,系統記錄仍會顯示參戰者名字。好在卍字公會似乎較晚加入遊戲,沒認出他們的名字,吠岝擾蚕又錯字連連,以致於兄弟倆是傳言主角的事暫無洩漏的危機。986Please respect copyright.PENANAKiYJrONhXI
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「他們全聚在門口了。」才回山莊沒多久,門外已是人聲吵雜,區域頻道和世界頻道也滿滿卍字公會的挑釁怒罵,誓要等他們一出來就圍剿。塞倫氣惱地蹙眉心想,早知他當時就別出山莊了。986Please respect copyright.PENANABk3eFYHypf
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「他們總要下線吃喝拉撒睡,不可能一直在那啦!」肉盾樂觀地呵呵笑了會,便好奇地問:「小倫,你們是怎麼惹到這些人的啊?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAbQsGWphbR0
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塞倫遲疑了會,決定簡單扼要地說:「我不小心打到他。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAsa4JXbLOjH
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「那不是道個歉就好了?難道是他對小倫做了什麼嗎?」肉盾納悶追問道。986Please respect copyright.PENANA9x0XUOwPCF
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「……」就不想說出自己被當女人澄清後反引來更多麻煩的經過啊!塞倫無語腹誹著。986Please respect copyright.PENANA0iSuB9rwuH
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於是,喵喵仙貝就只好舉起小肉球發言補充了,「喵呀,是那個色狼狗狗叫想找我們泡溫泉,窩們不要,他就亂『摸』倫哥,倫哥才不小心打到他的喵。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAK2kGUb85yN
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呃?抓肩膀跟亂摸差很多啊!986Please respect copyright.PENANA32eByvPo46
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被囧到的塞倫正想開口,肉盾就怒地跳了起來,「What?那些人竟敢吃小倫豆腐?!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAOpRaiglNJS
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怎麼變成那些人了?明明只有一個……不對,是只有被抓肩膀而已,沒有被吃豆腐啊!986Please respect copyright.PENANAE8d5GiIzNL
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可惜塞倫還沒來得及解釋,喵喵仙貝就義憤填膺地說:「對喵!他們都『一鍋蜂』地『摸手摸腳』弄得我們敲難受的喵!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAzF1h9GFUSv
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「是一窩蜂和動手動腳,但……」沒有摸啊!聽不下去的塞倫決心要糾正,卻又悲劇地被打斷。986Please respect copyright.PENANAL6eQuMoIr1
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「What the hell?居然還打算輪X?」肉盾頓時暴跳如雷,連頂上的爆炸頭都震個不停,「Damn it!早知道哥就不幫他們求情了,讓泰狠狠教訓個夠!GM!GM呢?這種事都不管的嗎?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAAMJRprdBsi
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「你們等一下。」塞倫真心欲哭無淚。986Please respect copyright.PENANAlIyagT55u2
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「『亂插』喵?」沒意會過來的喵喵仙貝將輪X聽成亂插,憶起他們確實被弓箭手亂箭射擊插得滿背都是箭,就用力點著小貓頭,「對喵!敲痛的說喵。」986Please respect copyright.PENANA7TBL021QNV
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「不是。」你們兩個中文半弔子的笨蛋!塞倫已氣得無力呻吟,然而,誤會尚未結束。986Please respect copyright.PENANAgaDqOvMecd
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聽完這雞同鴨講的事發經過後,咱們冷豔無雙的仙魔祭司大神,憐愛不捨地捧著寶貝弟弟,微勾嘴角丟出一句話,就優雅地轉身回房,留下一道酷帥狂霸跩的背影——「那些膽敢輕薄寶貝兒的雜碎們。」986Please respect copyright.PENANABqwmt87yMa
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連主受害者都換人當了啊,這弟控病況實在不輕。986Please respect copyright.PENANAvcN3Ft4NN2
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什麼叫眾人皆醉我獨醒?塞倫真是深深絕望了,這裡到底還有沒有正常點的人啊?986Please respect copyright.PENANAhAl0MRWhJ7
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回房的路上,塞倫始終愁眉無語。此刻遊戲裡已是入夜,銀白月光撒落庭院,夜花螢火,浮香繞廊,沁得心底更是寂靜。986Please respect copyright.PENANAFTkdkNBChj
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見美人憂愁如斯,肉盾自是不捨了,便牽起塞倫的手予以安慰,儘管他更想擁對方入懷,「小倫,這不是你的錯,別放心上。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAm0Lj6kfvmc
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「真不是嗎?」不管如何努力,都會給身邊的人帶來麻煩,這彷彿已是個定律,在他的生命裡反覆證實。塞倫無奈扯了下嘴角苦意,重重思緒煩鬧,令他也沒心思注意兩人的距離。986Please respect copyright.PENANAic518a8sqV
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「當然不是啊!小倫只是比較倒楣遇到壞人而已,不要擔心,這些都是小Case,有我和泰在,沒有什麼搞不定的啦!」肉盾胸有成足地仰起下巴,臉上的宅宅眼鏡被月光照得更亮,閃得人眼花繚亂。986Please respect copyright.PENANAOz1hHES56m
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塞倫反射性地微瞇起眼,見這爆炸頭樂呵呵的傻樣,頓時被逗得失笑說:「你也太樂觀了。」986Please respect copyright.PENANARPQtRcHrXR
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「嘿!哥就是這麼陽光帥!」肉盾得意地撥了把Q毛瀏海。那副自以為很潮的架勢,配上滿庭飄揚的螢光飛絮背景,令塞倫不禁想起某動畫裡幾隻青蛙戴爆炸頭載歌載舞的畫面,便又笑了起來。986Please respect copyright.PENANABuYneFe81f
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美人一笑天下醉,肉盾自是被迷得更加癡傻。一向想什麼就說什麼的他,便脫口說出心底話:「笑著的小倫果然最美了!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAL9IngxFXdy
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揚著的嘴角頓時一僵,塞倫默然抽回手繼續往前走,彷彿先前的笑語吟吟都只是幻象。986Please respect copyright.PENANASnUzCSSeCi
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又說錯話了?肉盾不解地抓抓頭,快步跟上他,憋了半晌又忍不住問:「小倫很在意別人說的話嗎?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAugSledHn3B
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見他靜默不語,肉盾瞧了眼被卍字公會狂刷的區域頻道,沈著臉柔聲問:「因為那些人罵你的話?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAxNIhT5uTyb
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塞倫停下腳步,想起那些惡毒批評,想起曾受過的指控,便幽幽地說:「沒什麼好在意的了,不過,喵喵仙貝他……」當時那紅了眼的隱忍神情,他是再熟悉不過了,那絕非僅是被人辱罵的憤怒,還有被刺進心頭的傷,難道那孩子也是?986Please respect copyright.PENANAXeA3RoOQG5
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「小貝兒啊,別看他愛撒嬌,其實堅強得很,以前他也被人造謠過,但都挺過來了。」肉盾將一顆大頭湊到塞倫的面前,指著自己燦笑說:「何況還有兩個哥哥替他撐腰,沒事的啦!」986Please respect copyright.PENANA9PpPIn9exr
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塞倫靜靜盯著那張臉,不禁想到自己也有兩位始終義氣相挺的老友,便莞爾一笑道:「這也算是種福氣了吧。」986Please respect copyright.PENANABwI1ppaMsF
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誰知,肉盾竟面露驚恐地說:「嗄?哥對小貝兒絕對是很單純的兄弟愛,絕無其他想法,否則泰一定會殺了我的!小倫千萬別誤會啊!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAYgoo1K95jF
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「你在說什麼啊?」塞倫一頭霧水了,他何時誤會了什麼?剛不過是講了……他頓了頓,臉色微青地問:「你剛又聽成什麼了?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAtq3Ixtm1A0
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「你剛不是說我和小貝兒也是種『夫妻』嗎?真的不是啊!」肉盾焦急地握住他的手,送上非常誠摯的反光大眼鏡,「不過,哥對小倫就絕對是願意作夫妻的真心。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAJKC5gMdInP
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夫、夫妻?986Please respect copyright.PENANA4XeB4fiqTJ
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一根筋、兩根筋、三根筋……凸凸在額上冒起,本就憋一肚子鬱悶的塞倫,終於再也受不了地舉掌怒拍這顆蠢死的爆炸頭,氣得踱腳罵:「我是說福氣!福・氣!你這個笨蛋!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAzljvs5w6dZ
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「唉呀!」雖然同隊攻擊不會受傷,肉盾仍受作用力的碰撞,「咚」地撲到在地。幸好《宅宅眼鏡+2》出乎意料的堅固,鏡片竟毫無受損,卻也讓他正好看清地板的紋路,「咦?」986Please respect copyright.PENANA8gjozThB91
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「哼!」本想不理這笨蛋直接回房,但塞倫走了幾步路後,都沒聽到後面的聲響,心想該不是真把人打出問題了?便擔心地回頭一看,卻見肉盾皺眉在地上爬來爬去似在研究什麼,更覺奇怪了,「你在幹嘛?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAhczc11Y11e
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「小倫小倫,你看看你那邊是不是也有一堆怪臉坐在一團雲上的小圖?」肉盾抬頭指著他腳邊的地面。986Please respect copyright.PENANAKD5cMXdNvH
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「怪臉坐在雲上?」塞倫納悶地蹲下查看,果真看到不似一般木質的特殊紋路。夜晚視線較不明,他想起包裡還有上回克叔送的手電筒,便拿出來打開照明細看,就見一幅幅極似日式水墨畫風的小圖以不同的角度散佈,每幅皆是一群奇形異狀的生物或站或蹲在雲上飛行。986Please respect copyright.PENANAzdx0G1IvOb
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他想了想,就持著電筒半站起身,從肉盾趴著的地方一路照到自己腳邊再往前方照去,隱隱看出了規律,「你起來看看,有沒有覺得很像一個連環圖?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAOzc4YRyebb
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肉盾依言而行,隨即驚呼:「真的耶,感覺像要飛到哪去。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAlLD6fKbqLb
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「沒想到這山莊會連地板都設計得這麼精細,官方也太費心了吧。」塞倫說著,忽然意識到什麼,又見肉盾心有靈犀地望過來,不禁難以置信地說:「該不是……」986Please respect copyright.PENANA4c9uNZpM3k
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「走,看看這圖會帶我們去哪!」肉盾興奮說完,兩人就一起低頭沿圖走去。986Please respect copyright.PENANAquV9eqFkVR
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他們依圖的方向追蹤良久,幾乎走遍了整座山莊的廊道,才終於來到一間類似祠堂的小房間。房內的裝潢相當樸素簡約卻明亮乾淨,幾乎沒有什麼擺設,僅供了一幅極為眼熟的畫像。986Please respect copyright.PENANAFwny0iDMlg
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「那不是?」塞倫瞠目結舌地指著那幅畫。986Please respect copyright.PENANAbajfmX7XhH
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「兔吉拉?」肉盾也傻眼了地張大了嘴。986Please respect copyright.PENANAvAadZV05PW
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正確來說,是一隻極似兔吉拉卻少了份殺氣的兔子。同樣的紅眼珠與銳利牙齒,額上的井字號卻改成一朵小紅花,不再拿著菜刀的兔爪則擺在嘴邊疑似賣萌,整個像是洗心革面放下菜刀的兔吉拉。986Please respect copyright.PENANARWzgpLT2Xg
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「為什麼……這隻兔子會在這?跟地上那些圖又是什麼關係?」塞倫困惑地喃喃自語。986Please respect copyright.PENANAwSLZ8SjCJl
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肉盾摸著下巴問:「你有沒覺得我們最近做的任務好像都圍繞著什麼?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAutQe4J54dS
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「嗯,先是在地道裡遇到克叔,制服兔吉拉,接到淨化材料的任務,接著地府任務與NPC就開放了。」塞倫蹙眉將這一連串事件從頭整理了遍,「先撇去育與地府相關的可能性,我們去了艾瓦巨洞打倒三頭犬得到千年硫晶,又在矮人族長的推薦下來到山莊,意外完成鎮店之寶任務才能在山莊住下,這過程看似毫無相關,卻又繞回這兔子身上。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAGaiqygajDL
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「沒錯!」肉盾認真得皺起小新眉,「而且,我們要怎麼把淨化材料交給克兄也還沒有提示,難道會是……」986Please respect copyright.PENANAi58gUbVLMs
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「是什麼?」見對方這般慎重,塞倫也不禁肅起神情仔細聆聽。986Please respect copyright.PENANAtzHtASGZqw
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肉盾推了下推不動的眼鏡,一臉深沈道:「要對這畫像跳舞召喚克兄?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAnLLWgoMH2e
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「……」塞倫頓時有被噎到的感覺。986Please respect copyright.PENANAg56nDmVV96
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「啊,兩位客人怎麼到這來了?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ1rs3y2Ri
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一聲輕呼自身後傳來,他們聞聲望去,竟是邱香夫人,肉盾便抓緊機會發問:「請問夫人為何擺這畫像呢?」986Please respect copyright.PENANA4Cz3CfyBDq
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邱香夫人像沒聽懂似地疑惑反問:「什麼畫像?」986Please respect copyright.PENANATEfTimaGLX
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「就是這兔子的畫像。」塞倫指著房內唯一的圖回道,系統音便突然響起。986Please respect copyright.PENANA5xL6mrZp1m
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「叮!恭喜玩家塞倫滿足以下條件:達成規定之地府好感值與功勳值、擁有關鍵道具、曾與地府關鍵NPC接觸、發現百鬼夜行圖、詢問鬼王印記等,因而成功觸發《奧普斯》的【機車全服劇情任務】之一《百鬼夜行好口怕》,該任務可與隊友分享,歡迎玩家再接再厲破解劇情任務。」986Please respect copyright.PENANA26Z2dI7N5L
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「欸?我……我什麼?」塞倫震驚得茫了,他何時達成這麼多條件的?986Please respect copyright.PENANAdPxlKZgcse
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「嗚喔喔喔!不愧是哥的小倫啊!」肉盾笑得好不驕傲好不光榮,「人美又聰明,哥真是太幸運了!」986Please respect copyright.PENANADMggg7TBzu
986Please respect copyright.PENANAvF6jy5ZmYV
「誰跟你是你的?」塞倫立即回過神來,睨了那爆炸頭一眼,再見邱香夫人以曖昧的眼神望著他們,便有些窘迫地結起巴來,「那、那個、任務……」986Please respect copyright.PENANAP5bipXhVUW
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「呵,是這樣的。」邱香夫人掩嘴竊笑了下,才繼續說:「這畫像是鬼王庇佑的印記,而外面廊道上的刻紋則是百鬼夜行圖。相傳創世之初,不僅惡妖邪魔作亂,亦有百鬼橫行人間,弄得民不聊生,後終有天神降服百鬼將其收入旗下,並創建地府以維護人間安定,世人皆奉此天神為鬼王。爾後每年有幾日百鬼夜行,令百鬼發洩積累的怨氣,又為防百鬼傷及無辜,鬼王賜家家戶戶庇佑印記,只要在屋裡供上鬼王印記,便能免遭百鬼闖入肆虐。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAgs5ccWzd8D
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「其實就是農曆鬼月中元普渡的概念嘛。」塞倫了然點頭道,庇佑印記居然用兔子畫像,這閻王也太喜歡兔子了吧?難怪閻王兒子的寵物也是兔子。986Please respect copyright.PENANAPp8uoxfe1x
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「地府?鬼王?」對東方文化一知半解的肉盾,一頭霧水地抓抓頭,「就是地府閻王的意思嗎?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAuo34Z768I2
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「啊,確實也可以這麼稱呼他。」說著,邱香夫人又皺了眉,「不過,今年似乎提早了,剛聽說有人在馬賽克附近的森林裡撞見百鬼夜行,幸好當時身上有鬼王印記庇佑才沒事。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAhLCa3n8Drs
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「喔,又是打怪練功的好機會哪!」肉盾興奮握拳道。986Please respect copyright.PENANALTm6JvWExY
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邱香夫人一聽,連忙慌張勸阻,「萬萬不可!遇見百鬼夜行,若無鬼王印記,必會被附身變成僵屍,直到死亡方能解脫。還請客人這幾天晚上都別出門,以策安全。」她憂心忡忡地叮嚀完後,便先行離去,留下若有所思的兩人。986Please respect copyright.PENANAGo59d2JdHZ
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「不能打百鬼也不能出門的話,那要怎麼解任務?」肉盾有些摸不著頭緒。986Please respect copyright.PENANAbv3vbHz6T9
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塞倫沈思了會,不甚確定地說:「線索會不會跟那些觸發條件有關?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAKkOACY5uHA
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「對啊,系統剛提到關鍵道具和關鍵NPC,一定是小倫無意間拿到什麼了。反正這任務是可以分享的,不如先分給泰他們,然後一起討論?」肉盾恍然大悟地提議道。986Please respect copyright.PENANAy5FDXHoUIm
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「嗯!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAVyIvKsm38W
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正當他們要聯絡其他兩人時,隊伍頻道就跳出喵喵仙貝的留言——986Please respect copyright.PENANAV4h5tNz4cz
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:快看世界頻道的系統公告~OwO』986Please respect copyright.PENANA3JvXc3lfIQ
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公告?他們面面相覷地打開世界頻道翻看記錄。本應瘋狂熬夜遊戲的週末時段,因閃光輻射大當機使大部分人提前下線,導致此時在線玩家不多,除了那些吃飽沒事幹守在山莊門口的卍字公會外,就沒什麼人在頻道歡騰,所以他們一下就找到最新的系統公告——986Please respect copyright.PENANAzdRQvn8a9Z
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『【世界】系統:全服玩家請注意!由於有玩家觸發【機車全服劇情任務】之一《百鬼夜行好口怕》,全服將展開特殊活動,請玩家務必注意遊戲時間入夜後的人身安全。(By系統代理負責人)』986Please respect copyright.PENANAeyRCv74IqW
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『【世界】系統:Oops!這時間看公告的人好像不多啊,顆顆~AWA(By系統負責人)』986Please respect copyright.PENANAByURcJVvvo
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系統的表情符號好不祥啊!他們心有同感地關掉世界頻道,回到隊伍頻道裡,展開一場不時歪題的熱烈討論——986Please respect copyright.PENANAlUJJsUC3kf
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:那是我家小倫觸發的任務唷~』986Please respect copyright.PENANAgpClWxikMu
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還來?塞倫瞪去一眼,卻迎來一個大傻笑,害他嘴角又差點失守。986Please respect copyright.PENANAPmS4VLihmW
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:嗄?倫哥已經是豬頭的了?OAO』986Please respect copyright.PENANAYhM3J6BODT
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『【隊伍】塞倫:不是,不要聽他亂說!』986Please respect copyright.PENANA0fe6kltXwJ
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:好嘛,那哥是小倫的~』986Please respect copyright.PENANAJM3hCSKuAp
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『【隊伍】塞倫:……』986Please respect copyright.PENANAXLTDi973WO
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:OAO』986Please respect copyright.PENANAH09UOXIhxg
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:任務』986Please respect copyright.PENANAJ813pAq1tN
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:喔對!就是鬼王也就什麼炎王放鬼出來玩,然後大家沒有兔子圖就會變僵屍。』986Please respect copyright.PENANASfKpi6JAzO
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:…』986Please respect copyright.PENANAA6B6NYd9jj
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『【隊伍】塞倫:不是這樣||||b』986Please respect copyright.PENANAGllZr0tmVu
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果然不能指望西洋人聽懂這麼東方習俗的故事啊!塞倫大汗特汗了。986Please respect copyright.PENANA3Y658zJoS5
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:不懂,為什麼要兔兔不可以狗狗貓貓熊,炎王是噴火大王嗎?為什麼他跟阿飄玩我們就會變薑絲啊?OAO』986Please respect copyright.PENANAywUgkdicgD
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:僵屍!!!QAQQQQQQQQQ』986Please respect copyright.PENANAYQP7DRsFLk
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:小貝兒,哥就跟你說學拼音吧,看哥的中文打得多標準!』986Please respect copyright.PENANANEWxvvVD0S
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:臭豬頭!Q皿Q』986Please respect copyright.PENANAFhxDe2qBXU
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『【隊伍】塞倫:你們……』986Please respect copyright.PENANAYHpBurL1fN
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:塞倫說。』986Please respect copyright.PENANAlLpvTLGlNq
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幸好大神出來主持了,於是塞倫將事情原原本本地交代清楚,同時也將任務分享給大家——『【機車全服劇情任務】《百鬼夜行好口怕》:鬼門關失守,阿飄們提前粗乃玩啦!沒有鬼王保佑的旅人們該腫磨辦捏?撲倒與被撲倒,那是個問題,顆顆~♥』986Please respect copyright.PENANADc0oUd7A2A
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:這是要我們打阿飄的意思嗎?』986Please respect copyright.PENANA3KVWTOR0Gn
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:但沒有鬼王印記會被附身,所以要先去找鬼王要印記吧?』986Please respect copyright.PENANAoXpR8zPkmS
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:不能叫他直接把阿飄帶回家就好了嗎?OAO』986Please respect copyright.PENANAwb3iVzL9oC
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:如果他不答應勒?』986Please respect copyright.PENANAsfNovy9ymi
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:打他?』986Please respect copyright.PENANASB7N4ivFqa
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:鬼王會收百鬼耶,應該很厲害吧?連兒子的寵物都破百級了,他搞不好還兩三百級,怎麼打?』986Please respect copyright.PENANAXiijNcI5UJ
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:干他洩咬?OwO』986Please respect copyright.PENANApLoEVBINex
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呃,這是打錯字吧?塞倫囧汗涔涔心想。一旁的肉盾也悚著臉快速回覆——986Please respect copyright.PENANAQDBeHp9e8G
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:小貝兒怎麼學壞了?泰!!』986Please respect copyright.PENANAw8bncJYiFn
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:窩ˇ是說怪他卸腰ˋ啦!!!』986Please respect copyright.PENANAbgp3QdAmxf
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:灌洩藥QAQQQQQQQ』986Please respect copyright.PENANA6lWFSSkLI9
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:是瀉藥啦~小貝兒呆呆!』986Please respect copyright.PENANAL6m2dVxK5A
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:臭豬頭去吃謝藥啦!!!Q皿Q』986Please respect copyright.PENANAxCAOxUkRN9
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:瀉藥!!!!!!!!!』986Please respect copyright.PENANAn6FyN8vjmU
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈!笑死哥了!哈哈哈……」986Please respect copyright.PENANAyNX4mYZZlS
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這兩個又來了!塞倫無奈瞧向抱肚狂笑的肉盾,真不知該說這人太粗神經還是太容易找樂子。986Please respect copyright.PENANAMu1bXxEBf9
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頻道那一頭靜了下來,不論肉盾如何呼喚都沒有回應,估計不是喵喵仙貝找哥哥求抱求安慰,就是泰迪熊弟控症發作在努力哄弟弟,直到肉盾開始用食物來討好求原諒時,兄弟倆才終於又冒出來——986Please respect copyright.PENANAYRVD1UEfwn
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:哼哼哼!不理臭豬頭!』986Please respect copyright.PENANA054MmH3u5t
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:邱香夫人有何提示?』986Please respect copyright.PENANAhvkHKmvhyN
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『【隊伍】塞倫: 她只叫我們這幾天晚上別出門而已。』986Please respect copyright.PENANA65YDgbtjvB
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:既然如此,先待山莊,明天再說。』986Please respect copyright.PENANAz2c2nYSav5
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:咦?為什麼?』986Please respect copyright.PENANAzylk4iOkMY
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:正好清掉雜碎。』986Please respect copyright.PENANA5WYRwby3gq
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真是一語驚醒夢中人啊!肉盾和塞倫都恍然大悟了。986Please respect copyright.PENANAcJQu2q2Bce
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守在山莊門口的卍字公會,正忙著用區域頻道挑釁想激怒他們出莊,因此注意公告系統的人恐怕不多,就算看到了,憑系統平日抽風的調調,估計也不怎麼放在心上。一旦百鬼夜行一到,這些人若仍未離去,便會毫無招架之力,結果究竟會是如何?等明天查一下論壇就知道了。986Please respect copyright.PENANAL8kU5Y1rZe
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既能借刀殺人又能輕鬆獲取情報,真不愧是心胸狹窄、記恨護短的泰魔神啊!986Please respect copyright.PENANAxRnnLG3Qzl
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於是,他們約好隔天集合時間後就結束了會議。塞倫一回到溫泉套房,就癱坐在褟褟米上吁了口氣,緊繃多時的神經也終於鬆懈下來。986Please respect copyright.PENANAOy0W2hokEP
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通往庭院的拉門微敞,潺潺溫泉水聲隨月光流進房裡。育抱著三頭小犬曲膝靠坐牆角,安靜望著窗外的夜空似在思念伊人。瀰漫房內的淡花香是淺淺的茉莉清新,又似帶了點甜雅的紫羅蘭芳香,如夢似醉,令人不禁沈浸其中,消失已久的疲意也一湧而上,佔據了塞倫的腦袋。986Please respect copyright.PENANAoEwKE8QaMn
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「小倫。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAtaIXelnMcA
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輕柔的呼喚悠悠傳進飄遠的意識,塞倫迷茫地看向站在面前的人。朦朧的視野裡,他看不清是誰在呼喚自己,只覺這人的低柔嗓音並不陌生,甚至帶著讓人想依靠的溫暖,便不自覺地低聲回應:「嗯?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAQU0VOWDNmr
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見塞倫這般毫無防備的柔美,肉盾便伸臂環住他,將那睏倦失神的小臉貼在自己的胸前,低頭在他耳邊呢喃:「睡吧,晚安。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAQvgDZWH9Z6
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彷彿中了魔咒,懷裡的精靈緩緩閉上雙眼。半晌後,矮人摟著漸漸淡去的殘影溫柔含笑。986Please respect copyright.PENANA7w5irU4wk9
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是夜,鬼哭神號不絕耳。
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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抱抱睡的開端~AwwwA986Please respect copyright.PENANAdFrkV72hfQ
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【下篇預告】小倫的惡夢以及他與全琥夫妻的過往,約五千字左右,大概禮拜天早上發吧。986Please respect copyright.PENANAZUEJX9gDS2
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1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 (作品名:小兔不吃回頭草)986Please respect copyright.PENANAd76ixnrJt7
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