->>>在小育美人的吸吸樂下,四人行又添了個美少年,揪竟爆炸頭騎士該如何解救這群美人兒呢?
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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10. 四人行之美人來摸一個
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「小倫美人!你沒事吧?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2M17qQYua
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「哇塞!泰!你怎麼變這樣了?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAD8A1f2O0Zh
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「小貝兒勒?小貝兒不見啦!」873Please respect copyright.PENANAMjiWcJi2wT
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一連串的呼喚聲中,塞倫悠悠地睜開眼,見呈半透明的綠花椰菜在眼前亂飄,便是一愣,半晌才意識到什麼事。真沒想到育的能力不僅會吸取能量,還是一受刺激就爆發的不定時炸彈,看來他們在找到執事前,還是先別做太刺激的任務為妙。873Please respect copyright.PENANAuPUqDruqBC
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他吃力地坐起身檢查狀態,體力、飽食度、魔法能量不但全空,還以極緩的龜速回復,難怪他連動根手指都十分遲鈍,像被人按了慢速鍵。873Please respect copyright.PENANAtgDdc57PFz
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「小倫小倫,你感覺如何?有沒有哪裡不對勁?」花椰菜阿飄頭突然飄到面前關問道。每當玩家死亡超過五分鐘未選擇回到復活點或未有祭司幫忙復活的情況下,便會化成幽靈在屍體附近飄盪,直到被祭司救起或選擇回復活點,算是奧普斯的另一項特點。873Please respect copyright.PENANAb1ueWHHjsw
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「還好,只是飽食和體力全空而已,怎麼了?」塞倫緩緩打開置物包尋找藥水,頭也不抬地回道。不是他沒禮貌不看人,而是現在連動脖子都費力得很,幸好講話速度不受影響,否則他真會怒下線睡覺算了。873Please respect copyright.PENANAgskzEsHB7q
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「真的?哥看看!」肉盾仍不放心地湊近他的臉,打量了半天才說:「還是原來的模樣,只有泰和小貝兒還有那隻狗縮小了,果真是針對妖魔族的吸收能力嗎?」873Please respect copyright.PENANA42QqE8hYwO
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針對妖魔族?縮小?這下塞倫就算用盡吃奶力氣也要一探究竟了。他努力地抬頭望去,只見育倒臥在地上似是昏迷,身邊仰躺著一隻三顆頭的迷你短腿犬,頭頂上方的名字分別亮著綠色的《小一》、《小三》、《小二》。873Please respect copyright.PENANAjL8y0llDbY
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這就是剛才把他們折騰半死的三頭犬?他訝異地皺眉思索,昨天的兔吉拉也是在吐出魔化物後恢復迷你尺寸,看來這隻狗也是如此吧,也就是說,育吸取的能量還包括魔氣,所以三頭犬淨化後就恢復原形了。了然之後,他再慢慢轉頭朝兄弟組望去,頓時又是一愣,「他……他是……泰迪熊?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAIeStbIBAwg
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那個高大俊美又冷傲霸氣的仙魔祭司?873Please respect copyright.PENANAVkEjnJCIGQ
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「對啊對啊,這是泰以前的樣子喔!」肉盾立刻燦笑地接話,「沒想到還有機會看到這樣的泰,哥真是太幸運了!喔,少年時的泰果然還是哥見過最迷人的小美人兒了……」873Please respect copyright.PENANA2Pjd7vJezU
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「你・閉・嘴。」聽肉盾又滔滔不絕地讚頌,泰迪熊直冒青筋地低喘罵道。變成少年的嗓音未有成年後的低沈,卻是清冷平淡的中性,抬眼投去的殺人眼刀,也因此刻模樣反添美人嬌嗔風情,激得肉盾更加興奮了,渾然不知自己接下來幾天將會在公司受到地獄般的折磨。873Please respect copyright.PENANASVh7SzTGoQ
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塞倫望著無力靠坐岩壁的泰迪熊,怔然無語了。他自小就看慣鏡裡的漂亮臉蛋,工作環境又讓他遇過無數俊男美女,因而對美的標準一向甚高。此刻,他竟找不到任何詞墨來形容這少年的美,儘管氣色憔悴蒼白卻絲毫不影響那份絕色,清瘦纖弱的身形在依舊冷傲的氣質襯托下更顯驚艷,而肉盾的神情又如此癡迷眷戀,令他如吞了顆大石般悶堵,一時間也沒注意到有隻小貓妖正急得跳腳。873Please respect copyright.PENANAesG9hjqU4X
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:膩們誰看一下這力ˇ啦啊啊啊!!!QAQQQ』873Please respect copyright.PENANAQfBQWxZQyQ
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:豬頭泥閉嘴離我哥遠一點!!!!!Q皿Q!!!!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAScjhGdUSpp
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:啊啊啊啊!!器屎窩啦啊啊啊!!!』873Please respect copyright.PENANA88pwVl5agi
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:ㄎ二至骯嗨ˊˊ』873Please respect copyright.PENANAsGSVGLodrM
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:!#%%&︿*#$』873Please respect copyright.PENANARvH67yie2Y
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「呃……」塞倫想著要拿點食物,低頭才瞥見隊頻裡錯字連連的暴走留言。此時,靈魂狀態的肉盾依舊廢話連篇,泰迪熊則一直對捧在手裡發出嗚噎聲的小團白毛物焦急詢問,似是也亂了方針,他便稍提高音量道:「喵喵仙貝在隊頻裡。」873Please respect copyright.PENANAW5QIEpBxNe
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泰迪熊平時雖遇事淡定自若,但事關狀況不明的寶貝弟弟就關心則亂,一時間也忘了遊戲裡還有文字可傳訊溝通。聽塞倫一提醒,他才意識過來地看向頻道,頓時又心疼皺眉,連忙好聲說:「乖寶貝別氣,哥一擔心就忘了,對不起,有沒有不舒服?現實裡呢?頭會不會疼?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAmniJz1mHue
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:我不能說話也不能變人形了啦!!QAQQQ』873Please respect copyright.PENANAbAR5G59pan
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:現實沒事啦,是遊戲裡有事QAQ』873Please respect copyright.PENANA3d6jJgFTYj
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「他怎麼了?」塞倫才疑惑問完,想起泰迪熊倒退成少年,便心一驚道:「該不是也變……但他的貓妖齡不是已經很小了嗎?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAUbAoFUXzPE
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「所以變成剛出生的Baby小貓啦,哈哈哈!」阿飄肉盾大笑地比畫著掌心,表示喵喵仙貝現在的尺寸,「小貝兒現在只會嗚嗚嗚地哭,超可愛啦!」873Please respect copyright.PENANAMB82Uen3Gw
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:你才可愛嗚嗚哭啦!!死豬頭!臭豬頭!!!Q皿Q!!!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAZZrVgmTXxu
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「別理他,哥先餵你吃點東西。」泰迪熊冷眼瞪了肉盾一刀後,就掏出體力回復劑和流質食物,繼續當貝貝小貓娃的超級奶爸。873Please respect copyright.PENANA8Swuflb79p
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喝下體力回復劑的塞倫,起身查看四周。育仍舊昏迷,迷你三頭犬則已經醒來,正揮著短小的四肢晃啊晃卻怎樣也翻不起身,三顆圓嘟嘟的小頭便嚶嚶嚶地哭了起來,逗得他失笑蹲下身,伸指輕戳小狗肥嫩的肚子,「遇到更凶的人啦,看你們再怎麼使壞?」873Please respect copyright.PENANArAq24qRZRS
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「叮!」系統忽然飄起了愛心雨,「玩家塞倫調戲NPC《冥界三頭小犬》,獲得《冥界三頭小犬》的嬌羞好感度各+50,歡迎玩家再接再厲值朝人獸普類奔去唷~♥」873Please respect copyright.PENANARE3McGiabO
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還人獸,這遊戲到底有沒有下限啊?望見三顆小狗頭露出的粉色紅暈,塞倫只好囧囧地收回手指。873Please respect copyright.PENANAOnxrPlGGlv
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「哥也想被小倫美人摸肚子~」肉盾羨慕地飄過來,兩眼閃爍著期待的反光。873Please respect copyright.PENANAaBCOccax5r
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「咳,現在是什麼情況?」塞倫連忙轉移話題,目光移向另一處被打上白色馬賽克的不明物體,估計是肉盾被踩扁的屍體了,好在系統還有點良心,至少懂得替死者蓋白布。873Please respect copyright.PENANACaDzUbhTaj
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「算是通關了吧?看Boss的名字都變綠了。」肉盾抓著頭回道,隨即又拍掌說:「啊!還差一顆硫晶,等大家恢復體力,我們再去撿一顆,就可以找克兄交差了。」873Please respect copyright.PENANA8P6dBz0Cx6
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「嗯,不過我們打成這樣,卻沒觸發什麼意外任務或劇情,還真不像這遊戲的風格。」塞倫說著就順手推了下三頭小犬,誰知對方似聽懂他的話,竟一個順勢翻身站起來,搖搖晃晃地張開三張嘴各吐出一個箱子,隨後又邀功似地蹭著他的手背。873Please respect copyright.PENANAYK9O5MM6ff
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三個Boss給三個寶箱,這倒也沒錯啦。塞倫輕揉牠們的頭以示獎勵,問其他兩人:「你們要開嗎?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAp9ggcTyZaT
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泰迪熊僅是漠然朝他瞥了眼,就繼續餵寶貝弟弟,右手竟還拿著貓用小奶瓶,真不知是怎麼臨時生出來的。肉盾太瞭解這老友的個性,便說:「小倫美人開吧,泰現在沒心思管這些。」873Please respect copyright.PENANACn9IyKpjlP
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「好吧。」塞倫打開箱子,分別出現一顆銀白色的大結晶、一個看不出外型的破舊髮夾及一大袋奧客幣、一組九十九顆的A級硫晶。873Please respect copyright.PENANATwYeSOiINk
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「哇!那該不是S級硫晶吧?」肉盾訝異地指著那顆大結晶問道。873Please respect copyright.PENANAlfsiLDvZnh
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「應該是吧?」塞倫一撿起大結晶,四人的面前就跳出一個詢問視窗——873Please respect copyright.PENANAh1R5BSGrRS
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『您已觸發【特殊任務】《貴重的鎮店之寶》:這似乎是誰家遺失的S級硫晶哪,快去打聽一下還給人家吧!請問您是否接受?』873Please respect copyright.PENANA4nXn3KPYSP
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特殊任務代表獎勵豐厚,自然是要接了。按下《是》後,塞倫再撿起髮夾查看——『《不知名的破舊髮夾》不可配戴。』等了半晌,也不見其他進一步指示,他便只好暫先收起。奧客幣則在他一碰到時,就自動歸入四人口袋,至於那九十九顆的A級硫晶……873Please respect copyright.PENANArYKgUHD4Br
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「啊哈!我們等下再去撿個兩顆A級硫晶,就正好可以交六次任務,划算啦!」肉盾得意地插腰大笑。873Please respect copyright.PENANA5wm5PJX2dv
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「嗯。」收好所有物品後,塞倫心有餘悸地看向育,不知是該現在叫醒對方,還是等對方自己醒來?醒來後又會是哪一個版本的育?唉,這顆不定時炸彈還真讓人煩惱啊!873Please respect copyright.PENANAgN7OF46L7x
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「小育美人該起床囉!」倒是肉盾沒這麼多擔憂,逕自飄到育面前不斷呼喚。於是,睡美人終於在溫馨叫床聲中緩緩睜開了眼——873Please respect copyright.PENANAN6IkM5Dt8M
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「呀!有鬼!走開呀!」被半透明的爆炸頭嚇到,育驚慌大叫地往肉盾臉上一拍,身上隨即爆出強烈光芒,嚇得所有人包括NPC三小犬再次驚恐哀嚎。873Please respect copyright.PENANAwbXWcLmxkN
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「嗚嗚汪!」873Please respect copyright.PENANA1lfzCoRjvJ
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「別……」873Please respect copyright.PENANAKy5dKrFu9A
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「嗚咿喵!」873Please respect copyright.PENANA9yKKwRFXIz
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「冷靜點啊!」873Please respect copyright.PENANANBmooU9KAF
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「欸欸欸——?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAfNtNqhWNM8
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在亮得睜不開眼的強光中,肉盾的喊聲漸漸遠去,不知發生何事的其他三人,已眼神死地哀嘆,那什麼奶爸執事的傢伙,拜託快來接走你家少爺啊!873Please respect copyright.PENANA62QyGH9RZp
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「原來都是我造成的嗎?對、對不起……嗚嗚嗚……我果然只會礙手礙腳……」873Please respect copyright.PENANAmR3xXkkBjp
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面對育千篇一律的自責到自卑,他們已經無力去吐槽,幸好剛才育只是念力爆發將阿飄肉盾超渡送去復活點,沒再釋放黑氣亂吸一通,也省得泰迪熊耗費所剩不多的魔力復活肉盾。873Please respect copyright.PENANAxh0gv89v2b
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「別這麼說,你正好替我們收服了三頭犬,也算有功啦。」塞倫趕緊好聲安慰道,順便抱起腳邊的迷你三頭犬遞去,「看,還挺可愛的不是?」873Please respect copyright.PENANACFCDDRrP23
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「唔……嗯……」小萌物永遠都有安撫人心的效果,育果真停止哭泣,喜孜孜地抱過小狗揉捏起來,三頭小犬也樂呵呵地瞇起眼享受美人服侍。873Please respect copyright.PENANAAZKjBTfum7
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「呼~粽以(終於)可以講話惹。」吃飽喝足的喵喵仙貝,總算脫離無法行動的Baby小貓型態再次化成人形,不過卻是大約三、四歲的樣貌,發音也更加幼齡了。此刻,他正坐在奶爸愛大發的泰迪熊胸前,小手環抱哥哥的脖子蹭啊蹭,看來也挺享受被當小娃兒寵溺的待遇。873Please respect copyright.PENANAs1K6AfJFTY
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「不再多吃些?」塞倫看他們倆都仍未恢復原貌,便疑惑問道,心裡也補了句——『反正憑你們豐富的食糧庫,吃到恢復正常也絕對沒問題!』873Please respect copyright.PENANA98Uvj24vz4
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「沒用,被損耗的是靈體元氣。」以妖魔族的角度換句話說,就是修行被折損了,因此外貌能力等皆倒退,光靠食物亦不足修補。泰迪熊瞧了眼育說出推論:「先前做森林任務時,這NPC就能抑制妖魔族能力,還令森林能量過度乾淨,這次又吸空我們的妖魔力,可見他一直擁有淨化能力而不自知,唯有在危急時因求生本能爆發,卻無法控制吸取對象與程度導致淨化過度。」873Please respect copyright.PENANA2xk11PACkv
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喵喵仙貝一聽,便舉起小短手發問:「縮以森林動物被他嚇跑不是怕被疵掉,而是怕被吸光光也變成小寶寶嗎?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAIwXLao9rLx
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「是啊,寶貝兒真聰明。」泰迪熊笑道。 873Please respect copyright.PENANAAtUBvkOdM3
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「原來如此。」塞倫恍然大悟的同時,一種難以釐清的澀意亦油然而生。眼前這人不論才智外貌,就是全盛時期的自己也望塵莫及吧。873Please respect copyright.PENANAk4MHCoywHe
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「唔!」一隻小手啪地拍上少年哥哥美麗無雙的臉,喵喵仙貝嘟起小嘴氣鼓鼓地瞪著塞倫,認真嚴肅卻奶聲奶氣地說:「鼻要一直盯著我哥!」873Please respect copyright.PENANAjS6EoB5Z9s
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「咦?」塞倫連忙轉開視線,兩頰浮起尷尬的紅暈,「抱歉,我沒別的意思。」873Please respect copyright.PENANADDpouZE6rI
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然而,那可疑的臉紅竟讓愛吃醋的兄控弟弟不滿了,也興許是幼齡化會讓人不自覺忘記實際年齡,因此,傲嬌小貓妖就理所當然地幼・稚・了——873Please respect copyright.PENANAvxybLsrz9I
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「啊!倫哥不可以喜歡上我哥啦!只有我才可以喜歡他!」大聲宣示完主權後,喵喵仙貝才意識到自己在外人面前說了大膽告白,便又漲紅著臉粗聲說:「窩、窩是說你不可以喜歡他也不可以討厭他!只有我可以喜歡……窩、窩是說吐厭!只有我可以最吐厭我哥啦!」873Please respect copyright.PENANA9xni7IdpRU
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塞倫抿了抿嘴,憋住亟欲爆出的大笑,努力擺出鄭重的表情點頭,「我明白了,這世上只有你可以最喜歡又最討厭你哥,其他人包括我都不可以。」873Please respect copyright.PENANAH9zr4jkrps
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「對、對啦!」873Please respect copyright.PENANAmfhPalG5zO
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見寶貝兒已羞恥到噴淚,泰迪熊再忍不住滿腔憐愛,將那小臉轉回來親了口紅噗噗的臉頰,低笑道:「小笨蛋。」873Please respect copyright.PENANAXNE6a3NEaL
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「唔……有人看……」喵喵仙貝將臉埋進哥哥的頸項處小聲呢喃。873Please respect copyright.PENANAgLGLVrwVMG
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「沒關係。」明白寶貝兒臉薄,泰迪熊便抱著他往石道深處走去,讓身後的人看不清他們的互動。873Please respect copyright.PENANARe7yQiCYOw
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猜想他們是要去撿硫晶,塞倫便留在原地哭笑不得地搖頭,對這樣深厚的兄弟情是羨慕不已,卻也在聽到這兩人又升了恩愛放閃度的系統音時,難免有些疑惑,兄弟會親密成這樣嗎?對了,肉盾怎麼還沒消息?873Please respect copyright.PENANAGpBcerHcJC
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說曹操,曹操到,隊伍頻道正好跳出訊息——873Please respect copyright.PENANA4aOOzE3up2
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:好消息!!!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ5TsZMB5o
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『【隊伍】塞倫:什麼?』873Please respect copyright.PENANACVgOt7kGXp
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:哥一回到復活點,正好遇到族花,她聽到我們收服了三頭犬,就帶我去找矮人族長報告,你們知道嗎?族長長得超像尤達大師啦!連說話方式都超像的,害哥一直憋笑,痛苦死啦!哈哈哈!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAatrXVAfIeK
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塞倫眨了又眨眼,確定自己沒漏讀後,就無奈地回覆——873Please respect copyright.PENANAToZ6X9uPQ8
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『【隊伍】塞倫:這是好消息?』873Please respect copyright.PENANAZLrQZasr2Z
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:不是啊,是族長決定派人開直昇機過去載你們下山,我們現在就要出發了!』873Please respect copyright.PENANADs8tNLJM2A
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果然又把重點擺錯順序說!塞倫默然吐槽著,隊頻又繼續跳著某人的現場報導——873Please respect copyright.PENANAA4wAXLQyfM
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:喔天!你們一定要看看這個直昇機,居然是雞頭造型耶!還會喔喔叫,哈哈哈哈!』873Please respect copyright.PENANA2oc1g3bPJ8
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:啊?原來是叫只升雞啦!他們說這雞保證只升不墜所以叫只升雞啦!噗哈哈哈!中文真是太有趣啦!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAWyqEowoFHQ
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「只……只升雞?」塞倫稍微想像了下那畫面,搭上一顆既大且綠又迎風笑得不停發顫的爆炸頭,便不禁噗哧一笑。873Please respect copyright.PENANAxAwg0BbbPb
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『【隊伍】塞倫:那我們撿完硫晶就去洞口等吧。』873Please respect copyright.PENANAxlyqMwj0el
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:.』873Please respect copyright.PENANApg5BKueGxJ
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一個點是什麼意思?塞倫不解地愣了。873Please respect copyright.PENANAOr6OFWmZvs
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:泰在忙啊?』873Please respect copyright.PENANASK0ZAzU25I
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『【隊伍】塞倫:嗯,找硫晶吧。』873Please respect copyright.PENANAySjW755skG
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:喔!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAs8p0Zf8UB4
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:欸?可是沒有哥的頭,你們看得清楚嗎?』873Please respect copyright.PENANAOMq8hxZsGO
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對耶,不過……他們去石室除了撿硫晶,還能幹麻?塞倫陷入深深的疑惑。而這個問題,一直到肉盾帶人來把他們救下山,都仍是無解。 873Please respect copyright.PENANA4UU66kY5Dr
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「英雄們了啊,我們實在太感謝!剷除了怪獸為我們,全矮人族的生計解救了!」873Please respect copyright.PENANAG8IAXdtN90
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當他們一在艾渠堡的某大宅前降落,一位明顯盜版尤達大師的矮人老頭,立刻痛哭流涕地兩臂一張,似想衝來撲抱他們,胸口塞著貝貝小喵娃的泰迪熊立刻一個閃身,避開這絕對尷尬的矮人抱。於是,肉盾與塞倫就這麼落進族長的熱情擁抱中,包括塞倫那被一掌搭上的美屁屁,而一直躲在四人後面的育反逃過一劫。873Please respect copyright.PENANAG9KwyaeTUQ
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「你……」塞倫抖了抖嘴角,忍下差點爆出的青筋,並努力說服自己,這是身高差使然,絕對不是對方故意的!873Please respect copyright.PENANA5qBCFgGYry
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「哈哈,好說好說。」肉盾仰起反光眼鏡,讓午後陽光於鏡面化成完美的折射差點閃瞎族長眼睛,才令對方不得不倒退幾步放開他們,臨鬆手前還多抓了兩把塞倫的屁屁。873Please respect copyright.PENANA3sjGr4s8aI
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這根本就是故意的!塞倫臉色微沈地瞪向族長,正想說什麼,就聽到空中陸續傳來兩聲系統音——873Please respect copyright.PENANAxyA5UJIlLk
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「叮!」這是溫和的系統大叔音,「玩家泰迪熊餅乾、喵喵仙貝、塞倫、肉盾阿弗羅,因收服艾瓦巨洞裡的怪獸,解救矮人族的經濟問題,獲得全矮人族的好感值+200、稱號《矮人族的英雄》、經驗值426000、奧客幣154000,並於卡斯莫火山享有消費半折的優惠,祝各位享受愉快的火山溫泉度假觀光旅程。」873Please respect copyright.PENANA6brVIoEAMT
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「叮!」這是欠扁的系統宅宅音,「玩家塞倫遭到矮人族長的摸屁股襲擊,表現沈穩有風度,深受矮人族長賞識,獲得矮人族長的好感度+65、經驗值1300,並給予奧客幣5400以示補償,歡迎玩家再接再厲摸回去唷~♥」 873Please respect copyright.PENANAOwtDpKiqh7
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被性騷擾居然才5400奧客幣?也太沒誠……唉,這不是重點啊!塞倫沒好氣地扶額低嘆,覺得自己有什麼快被這遊戲扭曲了。873Please respect copyright.PENANATjue3DpHYp
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「What?被摸屁股?!」肉盾怒地抽出愛的小手朝族長高聲宣示:「混蛋!小倫美人的屁股只有哥才可以摸的啊!你們誰都不准摸小倫的屁股!」873Please respect copyright.PENANApBl4ba3XXt
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「……小倫的屁股股股股股——」如此蕩氣迴腸的吼聲回音還在繚繞,現場卻已陷入一片沈默。873Please respect copyright.PENANAce8SiUITTg
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此刻,他們仍在艾渠堡的公眾場合,儘管台灣現在是半夜,但週末的夜貓子仍不少,特別是艾渠堡這種主城,周圍多是來來往往的NPC與玩家。因此,世界頻道上——873Please respect copyright.PENANAVl739e3zIH
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『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:報告!花椰菜頭這次調戲的對象總算是個人了,雖然公然摸屁屁好像也不太可取~(挖鼻)』873Please respect copyright.PENANAQOFsPgWrrO
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『【世界】我喂人人人人餵我:哪個倒楣鬼被當眾摸屁股啊?系統肯定要樂翻了!』873Please respect copyright.PENANAMiSfgK6LkR
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『【世界】系統:顆顆!AWA 是一個精靈美人唷~ 叫……(By系統負責人)』873Please respect copyright.PENANAyBQxWI3acl
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『【世界】系統:別洩漏玩家隱私。(By系統代理負責人)』873Please respect copyright.PENANAoSNJSzK470
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「喵哇,被傳開惹耶喵。」喵喵仙貝在哥哥胸前歪著小貓頭,兩顆貓眼睜得又大又圓,將「童言無忌」四字精神發揮徹底,「現在全世界都知道笨笨豬頭要摸倫哥的屁屁惹喵!」873Please respect copyright.PENANAatVnPwyYyh
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於是,塞倫優雅地一揮手,召喚出攻擊力最強的火麒麟,黑沈著臉咬牙說:「泰迪熊,麻煩你了。」873Please respect copyright.PENANAghqAsVwvjg
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『隊伍系統紀錄:玩家肉盾阿弗羅已被隊長泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』873Please respect copyright.PENANAItp3KDuqmV
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「等等,小倫美人,哥一時太激動了,對不……呃啊啊啊啊啊——」873Please respect copyright.PENANAau9ziIahlj
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一片火燒爆炸頭的哀嚎聲中,系統宅宅音再次歡樂地飄起粉色愛心雨——873Please respect copyright.PENANASS5ZHghYDF
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅當眾宣告曖昧對象塞倫的屁屁歸屬權,玩家塞倫亦熱情回應玩家肉盾阿弗羅,兩人相愛相殺、相殺相愛,打情罵俏好不甜蜜,獲得稱號《乾柴烈火的曖昧》,曖昧等級在加倍祝福下由9級升至11級,歡迎兩人再接再厲直奔相姦相愛的夫夫關係唷~♥」873Please respect copyright.PENANAiuavLkoPHJ
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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泰勾泥豪漂釀~awa(被滅####873Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ5ONi29vU
小倫美人快多多吃醋吧~多吃醋有益身心健康XDDD873Please respect copyright.PENANAKKCy0VgfZD
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於是,小倫的屁屁就這麼被蓋章認定歸屬者惹AWA(#873Please respect copyright.PENANAaUviAJ1qLx
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