【冰漾】我的單身日記 第六章57Please respect copyright.PENANACRIGBSRRaV
發文時間: 4/5 2012
發文時間: 4/5 2012
我的單身日記 0657Please respect copyright.PENANAcbAjymhSy1
57Please respect copyright.PENANABuwhq78QnQ
在黑館裡一戶一戶的道過謝後,那天晚上,我就在查資料的過程中度過了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAB1cRA8TKne
隔天一早,我在手機鬧鈴的慘叫聲中嚇到跌下床,然後又被從隔壁房殺過來的學長一陣爆打。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxkoDyZPYNC
「褚!你知不知道現在才幾點!」痛打。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQk9EBu0Cc1
「對不起!但我調六點四十他要四點十六叫我也真的沒辦法啊!!!」遭痛打。57Please respect copyright.PENANARFRKKzlypf
57Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ2t481fM9
所以要和阿雞去出任務的這一天,我就已被殺人兔拎去找輔長作為開場了,真是可喜可賀。57Please respect copyright.PENANAh0j0bRcbTj
57Please respect copyright.PENANAgXkKllqfWj
「唉唷冰炎啊,漾漾小朋友雖然是妖師,但還是禁不起打的啦。一樣打手手會斷骨頭,打頭頭會噴腦漿啊,你下手也太狠。」提爾一邊說一邊幫我上藥,而我則縮在房間角落,離那隻還在生起床氣的低氣壓禽獸精靈遠遠的。57Please respect copyright.PENANARnEqozOfqM
在這裡澄清一下,我沒有斷骨頭也沒有噴腦漿,只是身上東一塊青西一塊紫,看起來有點像畢卡索他老人家的曠世傑作。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQFDHi1v5Um
精靈打人真的痛爆,混血的也一樣!57Please respect copyright.PENANAoPguj06nPA
那些一天到晚吶喊「學長拜託請你踹我吧!!」的人們!拜託你們愛惜生命!就算學校可以復活滿足你們死過來活過去的願望,也不要忘記身體髮膚受之父母!!!57Please respect copyright.PENANAB3LN0nMQu1
57Please respect copyright.PENANAOQS2pbRCtI
「誰叫他都這麼多年了,也學不會管好自己的手機!」紅眼惡狠狠的朝我瞪來,我嚇得又抖了一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnH6zxXoYbg
「我也沒辦法啊……他都自己亂叫,我各種方法都試過了,只差換掉他……」我委屈的訴說著身為手機主人卻飽受手機欺凌的辛酸。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlOVlo13Uwe
「那就換掉啊!大不了叫瞳狼換個地方住!!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAfBRzZDDT28
人家鬼娃都恢復自由多久了!你還想把人家塞進手機裡!?還換地方!!到底!?57Please respect copyright.PENANAgGlR1T3DAb
57Please respect copyright.PENANA7Li5uLm0FW
而且,手機哪能說換就換……57Please respect copyright.PENANAAKAQ0ytrXj
57Please respect copyright.PENANAP1nZzZOuqb
「我不想換嘛…我和這支手機有感情……」我吸了吸鼻子說著,本人才不會承認這是裝可憐……57Please respect copyright.PENANAVy5qMk1W4M
「感情個鬼!給我換掉!」學長暴動了,作勢要衝過來給我再補個幾下。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3rjacfmQN3
而我也暴動了,忍不住脫口朝那邊大喊:「因為這支手機是你送的嘛--!!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAr8G7QHnJ8i
57Please respect copyright.PENANAo7y6YKNcuG
「……」聽見我這個回答的學長愣住,原本要踹過來的那一腳也就這樣停在半空。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXwYFbeIX6t
57Please respect copyright.PENANAVkOlkK8lEv
……57Please respect copyright.PENANAeAfSLoNWeH
57Please respect copyright.PENANAqLhemHyona
呃,我剛剛是不是說了什麼不得了的話?57Please respect copyright.PENANAvW2xHVIYOh
57Please respect copyright.PENANA1VAG3CNV1s
「咻~~~」腐長一臉曖昧的吹了一聲響亮的口哨,還不停的在我和學長之間擠眉弄眼:「看不出來漾漾小朋友這麼熱情又專一啊!冰炎你就收了他吧,看你有蠻喜歡的不是嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAOww6lzyldc
57Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ33wGHngj
「……輔輔輔輔輔輔長你在說什麼啊!!!」我整張臉瞬間爆紅。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4A9v8RNuxY
57Please respect copyright.PENANAaCq7ybvJRj
什麼收不收啊!也太直接了吧!你是真的看出了什麼還是單純開玩笑!?不管是哪一個都很可怕啊!!!57Please respect copyright.PENANA1HFea13oI4
57Please respect copyright.PENANAcQiKFGGHyt
「提、爾。」輔長在被踢飛前的最後一刻,聽到的就是這樣一句咬牙切齒還充滿殺意的,所謂來自地獄的呼喚。57Please respect copyright.PENANAl5toSShgOV
57Please respect copyright.PENANA3MjuxBD7WY
然後就這樣成為天邊的一顆星了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5uvsyBWSe9
57Please respect copyright.PENANARD3QpdZ34K
ns216.73.216.94da2 57Please respect copyright.PENANABuwhq78QnQ
在黑館裡一戶一戶的道過謝後,那天晚上,我就在查資料的過程中度過了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAB1cRA8TKne
隔天一早,我在手機鬧鈴的慘叫聲中嚇到跌下床,然後又被從隔壁房殺過來的學長一陣爆打。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxkoDyZPYNC
「褚!你知不知道現在才幾點!」痛打。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQk9EBu0Cc1
「對不起!但我調六點四十他要四點十六叫我也真的沒辦法啊!!!」遭痛打。57Please respect copyright.PENANARFRKKzlypf
57Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ2t481fM9
所以要和阿雞去出任務的這一天,我就已被殺人兔拎去找輔長作為開場了,真是可喜可賀。57Please respect copyright.PENANAh0j0bRcbTj
57Please respect copyright.PENANAgXkKllqfWj
「唉唷冰炎啊,漾漾小朋友雖然是妖師,但還是禁不起打的啦。一樣打手手會斷骨頭,打頭頭會噴腦漿啊,你下手也太狠。」提爾一邊說一邊幫我上藥,而我則縮在房間角落,離那隻還在生起床氣的低氣壓禽獸精靈遠遠的。57Please respect copyright.PENANARnEqozOfqM
在這裡澄清一下,我沒有斷骨頭也沒有噴腦漿,只是身上東一塊青西一塊紫,看起來有點像畢卡索他老人家的曠世傑作。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQFDHi1v5Um
精靈打人真的痛爆,混血的也一樣!57Please respect copyright.PENANAoPguj06nPA
那些一天到晚吶喊「學長拜託請你踹我吧!!」的人們!拜託你們愛惜生命!就算學校可以復活滿足你們死過來活過去的願望,也不要忘記身體髮膚受之父母!!!57Please respect copyright.PENANAB3LN0nMQu1
57Please respect copyright.PENANAOQS2pbRCtI
「誰叫他都這麼多年了,也學不會管好自己的手機!」紅眼惡狠狠的朝我瞪來,我嚇得又抖了一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnH6zxXoYbg
「我也沒辦法啊……他都自己亂叫,我各種方法都試過了,只差換掉他……」我委屈的訴說著身為手機主人卻飽受手機欺凌的辛酸。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlOVlo13Uwe
「那就換掉啊!大不了叫瞳狼換個地方住!!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAfBRzZDDT28
人家鬼娃都恢復自由多久了!你還想把人家塞進手機裡!?還換地方!!到底!?57Please respect copyright.PENANAgGlR1T3DAb
57Please respect copyright.PENANA7Li5uLm0FW
而且,手機哪能說換就換……57Please respect copyright.PENANAAKAQ0ytrXj
57Please respect copyright.PENANAP1nZzZOuqb
「我不想換嘛…我和這支手機有感情……」我吸了吸鼻子說著,本人才不會承認這是裝可憐……57Please respect copyright.PENANAVy5qMk1W4M
「感情個鬼!給我換掉!」學長暴動了,作勢要衝過來給我再補個幾下。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3rjacfmQN3
而我也暴動了,忍不住脫口朝那邊大喊:「因為這支手機是你送的嘛--!!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAr8G7QHnJ8i
57Please respect copyright.PENANAo7y6YKNcuG
「……」聽見我這個回答的學長愣住,原本要踹過來的那一腳也就這樣停在半空。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXwYFbeIX6t
57Please respect copyright.PENANAVkOlkK8lEv
……57Please respect copyright.PENANAeAfSLoNWeH
57Please respect copyright.PENANAqLhemHyona
呃,我剛剛是不是說了什麼不得了的話?57Please respect copyright.PENANAvW2xHVIYOh
57Please respect copyright.PENANA1VAG3CNV1s
「咻~~~」腐長一臉曖昧的吹了一聲響亮的口哨,還不停的在我和學長之間擠眉弄眼:「看不出來漾漾小朋友這麼熱情又專一啊!冰炎你就收了他吧,看你有蠻喜歡的不是嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAOww6lzyldc
57Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ33wGHngj
「……輔輔輔輔輔輔長你在說什麼啊!!!」我整張臉瞬間爆紅。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4A9v8RNuxY
57Please respect copyright.PENANAaCq7ybvJRj
什麼收不收啊!也太直接了吧!你是真的看出了什麼還是單純開玩笑!?不管是哪一個都很可怕啊!!!57Please respect copyright.PENANA1HFea13oI4
57Please respect copyright.PENANAcQiKFGGHyt
「提、爾。」輔長在被踢飛前的最後一刻,聽到的就是這樣一句咬牙切齒還充滿殺意的,所謂來自地獄的呼喚。57Please respect copyright.PENANAl5toSShgOV
57Please respect copyright.PENANA3MjuxBD7WY
然後就這樣成為天邊的一顆星了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5uvsyBWSe9
57Please respect copyright.PENANARD3QpdZ34K