老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBPayYdkuR
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWenLwziB4u
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpvx1QHjQf
死战，死战，死战。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2F5nc8v8K
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpgTY7tKfH
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VjhCxJQpo
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuvzl3oYNP
妻子走来。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEueATGQXIq
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVbDdq8Ssh
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALeMt8DiKL
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0QpVDDn5n
恐惧在De军中蔓延。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQupdKPGjy
副连：“战歌！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4I824q9oq
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqpndimIRn
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lc138ScwU
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDXxdoxh2e
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKz6Jy5may
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsP5ZcZ8Y4
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF7MIxCDA6
黑勋爵：“……”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW6Bu98LLZ
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc18r0yGQs
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5iArkHncY
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSLDfc7gRe
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhmRWnEYW2
持续10分钟的天摇地动。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z8i1Sw7hx
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtNC5R4ntN
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOVp2y8w33
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81hY5XFh8s
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE0OTFOCcJ
S军一拥而上。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByiUdnA3EO
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoXr03Sua0
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwowE0obeZL
这一钳，奔雷惊马！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnyZcMHp6i
咦？技能进阶了。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcb9vGVe28
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhIWofsPwo
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw5mPvc02V
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SF6YFNdLq
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBtKuiiOSD
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRbiLVPiaK
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CnMNRSurX
……96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnEaBVY7zQ
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KjUITIFou
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRlttyNpuP
“挪开，让我看到钱！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRa8hMgkHw
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM8FMlHRp9
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ5AWhiFuw
“我想安乐死。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDI81DoGRr
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdr6RLChco
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGURO89Vh0l
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLu1NANGq6
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYPqF7ULJd
“……是我的！！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9muxy0H9JD
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLhoWp5wWw
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