老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6CEggUIz6
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbptXTJHALE
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvH27tnGwe
死战，死战，死战。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV8mDs9XXZ
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLGNMav2ac
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW2PbIsCif
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7L6e8QoWu
妻子走来。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FrjdSNjQA
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd9qMGxDhX
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRDwZQiTSI
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4DyFbCejb
恐惧在De军中蔓延。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO6zIjjI2u
副连：“战歌！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtAeDCk6wS
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhRl8aw4Ok
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSFnh28wsV
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP4veX6Fk5
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk3agMu8Mm
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJomskTGmJv
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoQiQVGEbe
黑勋爵：“……”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ammeVu5JC
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPild3BBDEW
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3wu9T7MA4
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GsTk5au1v
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hoa4lbNkA
持续10分钟的天摇地动。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa86z7ehLPp
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU1hjiDxIZ
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryndIHC2uY
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47y7GtAwAz
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnA7c8FgXz
S军一拥而上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcktl09dVE
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ116pPF0sGh
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jd9QpGY50
这一钳，奔雷惊马！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34jh7A24xy
咦？技能进阶了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNu1Eiq2pAi
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEOLnBCtKe
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nrizD4UQn
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d2w5WrhlT
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlFPwFy7HB
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0UsYs6LIr
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb864MlL9nN
……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVZKicyJYn
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMvMrZuq2W
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ17xPtZvf
“挪开，让我看到钱！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmrKAf4px8
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5zoxXztIk
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwJeoxNGmB
“我想安乐死。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcANZaPS5xb
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eMi32MCnj
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ550oXtOpIO
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OcJHesnqD
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqjha4HpCC
“……是我的！！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPksBWE4Ze0
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxDDtfdweL
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