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君子之學必好問。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSMtqDbf8m
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgvj78O5bw
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問與學，相輔而行者也，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRPm2vEN6Z
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYxOdewrVy
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非學無以致疑，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaZCeiW5wv
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WzPBKQG7G
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非問無以廣識。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5jjb0wmbK
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhrrNT7t6w
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好學而不勤問，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8azJzjvK4
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnYcvW25dX
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非真能好學者也。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfNYnDl7L7
不能算是個真正的修道者。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqI8QJ8hUa
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理明矣，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQl9STyOr3
會說很多大道理，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZBR2WWIdM
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而或不達於事，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRvJtxydRM
日子卻擺明了過不下去，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6OUxaNFcW
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識其大矣，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbeegRz6KT
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNwuo44n9F
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而或不知其細，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1pZNCXUOj
卻連車票的錢都買不起，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSyuGTvvoJ
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舍問，其奚決焉！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80VMfQFlbb
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsyotNB1pD
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賢於己者，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9VXq1h0RR
遇到比自己有錢的，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcZbEjdeeI
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問焉以破其疑，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXeIEikEbs
對他募款來舒解困境，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbcg0iRnrD
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所謂就有道而正也。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcozzvIYAAO
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACSSbi2hAf
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不如己者，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdsNTA1TOl
比自己窮的，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aMz73kbX9
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問焉以求一得，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbxsNL9IYI
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMq9wVkFSr
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所謂以能問於不能，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmYbDBp4QG
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82CjdonnBG
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以多問於寡也。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmWuRlYix7
別拿豆包不當乾糧。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtmYzMpAeg
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等於己者，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrNWEglomS
財產和自己差不多的，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamlxdoJ405
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問焉以資切磋，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXSKSuFd9j
跟他募款就當朋友交培，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYyASvVG7Y
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所謂交相問難，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTiYvtl4bZ
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLwg4NHpqk
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審問而明辨之也。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DBov416ID
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVEddq0ngn
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7YnvaCCtf書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2QILB4E7u
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWkMwKuEJ9
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxgzAI58nB
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智者千慮，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgV03WlQvy
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNsXybCwK8
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必有一失。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinVsSjYD0z
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzuQ1UnpgY
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聖人之所不知，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuv2wsDsuJ
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvUIRdq18u
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未必不為愚人之所知也；740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHKuQwH5Y7
未必平常人家的就不願意；740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbx4V9tcRz
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愚人之所能，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZj0cOpfS2
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d9SYlwfwn
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未必非聖人之所不能也。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA5jx5ZtrR
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfqvPxwFQZ
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理無專在，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQSUDvRNPf
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAK28kGXcm
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而學無止境也。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzShsfkkSH
就像修行的道路沒有終點。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSy5KeAMMG
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是故貴可以問賤，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8QSOtItXK
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MIZVdQLWc
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賢可以問不肖，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUjMQamy3K
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwN377s4Qk
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而老可以問幼，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB0qtBNAfy
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE3U4EJp79
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唯道之所成而已矣。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWcZg0LGdQ
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERn3rIiF7H
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq5HJ4Uju2
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4DXHnxrJj
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
