719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnL7PjUSDI
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjmRqsmpGF
回神過來她已經將面前的蟹肉唔知乜鳩沙律之類的物體吃完七成，已滿足並在抹嘴，我襯機澄清一下自己的疑問究竟是什麼：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgjv4SGJQP
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzLtnAAcpd
「等等，我唔明既，唔係我既身份問題，而係另一個問題，點解要帶我去共濟會啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfWTmuBDsU
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjc8OuvSVX
「因為我需要一個男伴。（普通話）」她隨即回答。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UbNUsrWcU
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q1TmWYnMp
聽罷我咀嚼口裡面的菜，呆了一秒，心想究竟自己不在說人話，還是她聽不懂人話？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizbb32ZG1e
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKdMHMTot2
過後，我用清晰的語調，詳細地再問她一次：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWZh2fflYZ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX3MhRaBYS
「我既意思係，點解你唔一個人去，要帶個男人陪你去？點解唔叫XX（謝多燕的真名）陪你去啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RgYTkKHYn
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EjjnLY3t6
就我這個問題，她保持沉默，呷兩口紅酒也不回答，看來在考慮什麼。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYURCq17Rg
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqoaIPs9Xn
我沉默不語等待回覆，感嘆著跟有錢人打交道真的很累。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpculEbap77
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SXRhyoBe9
將最後一舊蟹肉送進口裡，侍者收走我的碟子，補上餐湯時，阿花才再開口，向我問：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRuJg17c4C
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk8q7xVSpW
「波，我問你一個問題，你有歧視我的性向嗎？（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MGOQj7sKn
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxacPSqOLta
我開始有點明白，她一直問非所答，除了因為有錢人自我中心的性格外，不多不少也因為有點想逃避我的問題。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJiShoVGGi
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtzlWiVHL5
為免惹她不高興，我爽快地給她一個非常例牌的答案：「無啊，你鐘意女人係你既事。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9XMJFvY8f
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Lk3BlHg4L
答罷我即被一雙迷惘中又帶點認真，卻散發著一絲絲憤慨的眼神瞪著，與她雙目對上的一剎那，她就問：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CkJBo9doU
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1YTnU4c46
「波，如果你跟我一樣有錢，你會歧視我嗎？真心回答。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX6bMQn5N0
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdJZ081QIm
緊係會啦！屌你老母！根本唔關有無錢事！如果要歧視，就算我而家係個窮撚都可以歧視你啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1KSZExm44
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvJ1AgoXYG
如果按她期待，真心地回答的話，以上就是我的答覆，但為了一個億萬富豪的弱小心靈著想，我決定說個美麗的謊言：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdLhRrdFXy
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW20AyVcGO0
「我……」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1yt2Nbaqx
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcB7knklCY
基本上連『我』字的半個音都未說完，就已經被打斷了：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzPEirlmvy
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z2ompHTtO
「不必回答，你心裡面已經回答了。不論你答什麼我都不會感到高興，而且這個時候我還需要你，不想讓自己心裡對你有根刺，你也是個聰明人，應該明白我的意思。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHyAAIUIL7
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJSuaBsDaX
她這是在告訴我，已經在我的眼中看到答案了，一個真實無誤，純粹，無雜質的答案，即是：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIphDZ8o4HB
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JcyrRdmEz
『緊係會啦！屌你老母！』719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNwSZnKrqn
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWy9zrg7u77
就算她看不到，我也很清楚這話道理何在，若我回答：『講真，真係唔會，我會尊重每一種人。』在她看來就是虛偽，是為了討好而說的垃圾說話。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKkntzwqmQ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ4a3ER7uv
若我說：『點都會有D既……始終……』在她看來就是敵意的挑釁，是否定她存在的說話。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4NYy7aYYS
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlbHRQo5yA
這是一個怎回答也必死的問題，沉默才是最好的答案。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTQggICarT
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZR1Bpzyah
所以，她考慮到為了讓自己好過一點，也讓場面沒那麼尷尬，才會打斷我的答覆。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMSeKiivo4
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTOOWsRL9g
終於明白到這個道理的我，只能沉默不語，默默地喝著不知味道的湯，思考著如何打破沉默……719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoeOgB62aq
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw0m1rLXtM
一口接一口，忘我地喝湯，卻已經喝到底也不知道，湯匙碰到碗底，發出『叮』一聲，帶來尷尬的同時，也打開了話窗。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9otZSqPoJc
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ2KyD9NQh
「不用喝得太乾淨。（普通話）」她提醒我。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6StX2erxr
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf96yzs3fhx
我隨即回答：「只係一時無留意。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4URpTFCjsJ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv1yaHdOFu
順勢，她在侍者回收湯碗時，開始向我解釋，並以比較不敏感，另一個歧視女性的話題作開頭：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVKgjVNTiZ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYnQict6tr
「坦白說，由於世界的轉變，在共濟會裡的女性會員開始增加，當然那裡的老會員會對於我們的加入表現得明顯不滿，所以對女性的歧視已經很嚴重。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX7ToZXBq5
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnNsUcOZcH
接著她甩一甩自己的短髮，讓耳朵上那隻值不知多少錢的鑽石耳環在我眼前閃爍一下，表情更加憤慨地說：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspTvYozuar
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxzXNtB1Ko
「在這樣的情況下，你能夠想像，假如他們得知一個女同性戀的『怪胎』進到自己的會裡，會發生什麼事？（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ORWx5NA9H
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBJXdj93n5
聽她咬牙切齒，非常強調怪胎二字，大概以前被人這樣說過吧，我反射神經地問：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcu0y2O4eD
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ousugljRx
「不過西方社會思想唔係開明D既咩？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1YwZ8kA7Y
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqmgVWo6gE
聽罷阿花將手上的紅酒一飲而盡，激動得將自己的鳳眼撐到可以塞進鵪鶉蛋那樣大，喝斥道：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaTjMpCWrO
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnYHLrJI7f
「開明！？這是一個他媽的荒謬的玩笑，是只有窮鬼才會期望的垃圾東西，只有弱者才需要別人賜予平等，覺得人生來平等的人都是他媽的智障！平等在這裡並不存在，更不會在中國存在！這只是存在於人類的幻想當中，比童話更幼稚的東西！（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgCFGukXO0
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpAZUTRLS4
她的反應接近失控，語氣大得連旁邊的侍者也停住動作，待她說完才敢為她添酒。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0Zh1NS8gp
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs6LdkhW7D
說到這裡，我心裡有個無謂疑問，順便扯開話題，好分散一下她的注意力：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVfNyAe4Tv
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt8e4CtPQn
「那你跟XX住在一起，不會被發現嗎？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS29AWaMsHl
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MuncXM2sC
聽罷她收了少少火，擺出一副愛理不理，滿不在乎的樣子向我解說：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZnN8QYA1n
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3DoW7niId
「誰都不會他媽的在乎。沒有人會為了求證這種事而特意調查，要是調查，都只會向你所掌握的權力與財富埋手，私生活這種事，根本誰都不會關心。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYOFp4iAD5
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHES8jZ2QN2
她言之有理，別人私生活這種八卦，是只有師奶少女才會關心，用來打發時間的無聊行為。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwkHD4wKFP
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfamc2qGp2z
接著又是一次漫長的冷場，主菜遲遲未上，她有她繼續摸酒杯，我有我繼續望天花板。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzd0nYlJVfh
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bmNXjdCkA
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0zlRlEzU1
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdskePwOt6A
全個房間死寂一片……719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYQqQQ4Xgt
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2FsM1Tq88
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BM5d7dh3K
呆了一段靜得可怕的時間，我喝口紅酒，忽然覺得……好像由我去完醫院，回到這裡開始就少了點東西……是什麼？一時之間又說不出，好像剛才開口說過的……719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SIlmYQFFZ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEB0rk41q4
對了！屌你老母，謝多燕去左邊？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxxNsK82uT
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwkb4ePixS
「係喇，XX呢？點解唔見佢既？」我接著問道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrGLmqxLmQ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFC8dK8kMi
聽罷阿花頓一頓，大笑兩聲：「哈哈……她？（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBG6g31fSN
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTZRoieclM
然後笑中帶點無奈，冷冷地告訴我：「大概去了找第二個像你這樣的人吧。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLcQ86sjyH
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91nT0ccttU
這刺激到我的神經，其實我也為屌過謝多燕四鑊而感到內疚，於是想再道歉：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtDTxI6njh
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJR9UHfCZt
「其實之前同佢……果件事呢……」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam72DB4qK8
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb6iDutyoV
阿花呷口紅酒，撥一下頭髮，灑脫地跟我說：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkAyTdNP6P
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL6fB2CTjN
「別提了，事前你也不知道是什麼一回事，而且……你也不是第一個了……我亦不想在這個時候恨你，所以過去的就讓它過去吧。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxfIKgqHAl
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVeULrSoWu
對，過去的，就讓它過去吧，既然她可以放得低，為什麼我又不能呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYiGAL1mbR
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR61z7a4k1
「明日記得不要失禮啊。（普通話）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXvGBfcQzy
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3FykFvuSv
這樣叮嚀道過後，她再呷口紅酒，主菜剛剛好在她放下酒杯時來到，是香燒和牛配忌廉焗薯塊，非常普通的主菜。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY80oe7s4oH
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUHZTxZCH2
我手執餐具，保持著應有儀態享用。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXy1wHCgji
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY1FXIrO09
和牛油脂豐富，表面焦香，肉汁豐富，口感嫩滑，感覺就好像有個日日用牛奶沖涼的幼齒處女在我的舌頭上打轉一樣……719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEsz7uVIoR
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ7H5OUo5U
屌你老母！真係好鳩好鳩好食啊！好食到我眼水都標埋，這一刻我感覺到無比虛幻。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLhsOkzrXg
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK1bsyu7q9
做左咁多年區經，我搵過好多錢，亦使過好多錢，但這些年來，我從沒有吃過如此高貴的味道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIPi4VyVRi
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7kO6dr0al
現在，我覺得自己似是在發夢一樣，從前所向往的生活，好像已步向完成階段。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8zcf3Rp87
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZaDHeY7F7
可能有人會說，食舊和牛咁大反應，究竟波叔係咪痴左線？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ6CR7yAK7
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK1QFAWu6K
首先，我必須要屌你老母，睇死你依咁既戇鳩仔成世都唔會發到達，因為你的想法too simple！sometimes naive！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR1AZAnNWg
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNMplMrMqS
和牛確實只是一舊肉，只是一舊食物，你以為我陳錦波成世人都無食過和牛？緊係唔撚係！我食和牛多過你食肥牛啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybFfg4EbYc
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwR18p2rr0
我話你知，要食和牛根本唔難，只要你肯負出一張金牛就包保有得食，但如果要食一塊高貴既和牛，就唔鳩係咁容易鳥。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVwBEsFmNE
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSv24TxcGOv
而重點當然不是味道，也不是和牛，它其實就只是為我人生成功起飛，而慶祝所放的煙花。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGYLBNi1fv
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN7fZMJAeZ
我真正所高興的，是從此以後這種高貴將唾手可得，聽完阿花的說話，加上本人的思考，我百份百肯定自己已經在阿花的推動下，向著另一個原本一生都不能觸及，像宇宙般遙遠的階層進發！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTZssAudeZ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs5wMb6thM
若你連這一點也看不出，就抵你成世無運行。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQBGJhpNBq
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo5xpAQQIe
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOXXYVswlA
用完這餐美好的晚飯，我回到自己的房間，作過簡單的梳洗後，就穿著浴袍睡著了。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAGcanmJ09
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbXUuArOR9
這一晚，我沒有造夢，非常安寧，平靜地睡了一覺。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlUbwDvmod
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oUbmL9ehE
回想起來，來到芝加哥的這麼多個晚上，我又有多少夜是好好的安眠過呢……？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YzR0Njvyp
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我該數一下嗎？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxZ1dphGKl
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以謹餘的記憶，來到這裡我最初在無帽輝的家住過兩晚，然後又去到盧卡斯的狗竇，與謝多燕在時鐘酒店過了一夜，在酒吧的貨倉睡過一整日，也在維多利亞式豪宅玩過3P，我發過最荒謬的夢，也睡過一生中最長的覺。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0wfeJMhYh
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在四十幾年人生中，我從來沒有連續經歷過這樣一個又一個奇妙的晚上。在芝加哥這十幾日，仿佛已是我人生最傳奇的日子。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tAKMILF5B
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我有種感覺，覺得自己彷佛是為了這趟旅程而出生一樣。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0ZWfX08b0
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多日來已經歷過種種奇人怪事，扮外星人的鴨我打過，3K黨又撩過，槍又開過，人又殺過，也與過越戰退伍軍人並肩作戰。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqJMiOgbQI
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所以對我來說，明日共濟會的聚會就只是小菜一碟……不再算是什麼，它只是一件等我去解決的事件，即使到時遇上什麼怪人，怪物，我都不會感到驚奇，因為這趟旅行本身，就已經夠驚奇了。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZRjEfouQw
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一覺醒來，看看時鐘，剛好是中午十二點正，可能女僕有種獨特的直覺，或是我的房間裝有閉路電視，五分鐘後Emma就開門進來，送上熱騰騰的早餐，是普通過普通的西式早餐配一碗九唔搭八的熱豆漿。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRh5yoEoki
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我打開電視，邊看新聞邊吃早餐。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyh88pzLaJ
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhioLcrmybS
吃到半途Emma開門進來，向我提醒道，同時我也將電視較成靜音：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcJDhnErp1
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「西裝將會在半小時後，即是下午一時正到達，今晚的宴會將會於下午三時正在這裡出發，請你做好準備。（英語）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx7St2JKJk
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我即時回答：「I know，thank you.」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD8rsDRAg6
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然後她以專業女僕的侍奉語調說：「嗯……有什麼要求的話，務必向我提出，請盡情地使用我。（英語）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxAArvD6Eq
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbHyivVfez
說罷她就轉身離開，但閱女無數的我感覺到她轉身的剎那有一絲猶疑，也許還有話想說卻不知如何開口，於是我便叫住她：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOWZaqN1mh
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「Do you have anything want to say?」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3LBQfEqqM
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她回頭，臉頰泛紅，對於我的召喚既驚喜又失措，半秒間不能說出話來只能有點口吃地回應：「啊……（英語）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9CbPItjLB
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「嗯？」我瞄一下她那平平的可愛胸部，再注視著她的海藍色虹膜的雙眼，輕輕推動道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmQ20WC7Uy
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD2wO9ulpV
她輕輕吸口氣，以緊張得生硬的公式語氣向我道謝：「昨晚謝謝你為我的玫瑰解圍。（英語）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJBnUKAnw5
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiK21ZHXUV
「I just say the truth.Your taste really very good.」我以自己最紳士的語氣接受她的道謝，同時讚美道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AM1CuTgID
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見我的回應，她明顯鬆了口氣，運作回復正常，以女僕的語調向我道謝：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj45M1CHhj
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「謝謝你，如果有需要的再叫我，我會在門外。（英語）」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgKTHv2TOm
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然後又以Emma，一個傾慕我的少女身份說完這句：「希望你喜歡這碗豆漿。（英語）」就轉身離開。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCSOy96eyf
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哦……原來這九唔搭八的熱豆漿是她為我而準備的，但她明顯不清楚中國地方的飲食文化並不一致，我不是北佬，而是一個標准的香港人。早餐來說，比起豆漿，我更想要杯熱奶茶或是沙嗲牛麵。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPdQh2lcwT
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不過我不怪她，這豆漿喝一口就知道她為此花了很多心機，一於下次再向她要杯熱奶茶算了吧。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1rakK9sLM
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忽然，我想起一件事。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF143lkgfR
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上次搵乜鳩志是什麼是候呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdgNPEHSwk
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也許我需要向他回報現在的進度，因為無論如何都是他帶我上魚柳包這艘賊船，讓我花費了人生最後一個奇跡……719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJOlYNhcvh
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同時我也想質問一下他，當波叔在芝加哥打生打死時，這條蛋散在香港作出了什麼貢獻。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95FC0EWARp
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於是我非常順手地取出IPhone，看一看，上次通話已經是一個星期有多前的事，究竟上次打去我同佢講左乜柒野呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKtQIDf8pf
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算了，唔鳩理鳥。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKBCNbX8pC
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我一按下撥號，一通電話即時撥出。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qaBvNExxe
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vwfzgdvs0
五秒後，乜鳩志以帶幾分驚青，奇奇怪怪的聲音接聽：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB77aPP6Jw
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「喂？邊個啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyKnayuj2t
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我即時回答：「波叔啊。屌你，今次個電話又幾鳩正常喎，依個星期你有無做左咩威水野啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDpLXZoUCz
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自從盧卡斯入左廠，已經好耐無人同我講過廣東話了，雖然對方是乜鳩志，但我還是有點高興可以跟他對話，難道我有點思鄉了嗎？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZyTZd3800
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他口疾疾，依依哦哦地說：「下？無咩既，都係搞下個論壇，依排香港依邊有個南華早報既迷團喎，你果邊收唔收到風啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NOO3sgMgi
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我好多日無睇過報紙了，而且在美國又怎會看到南華早報？根本是廢話。我理所當然地答：「完全無喎。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrNpD4jKfY
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他又緊接著我的話，問我更多的問題：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWU3hkGtll
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「得閒叫盧卡斯上巴別塔比你睇下啦，我地果邊已經解得七七八八喇，好快就可以揚名立萬。咁你又點啊？去左咩景點名勝啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07NCfxnF1f
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這條撚樣好像變得比之前更囂張了，居然問我去左乜野名勝，他肯定睇死我在美國乜都無做過！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybB3wiLyFF
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雖然我自己都唔相信，但我確實真係做左好多野！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup0PSiPaMW
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk4VsvR4Dr
對於乜鳩志的囂張，我立即加重語氣，大返佢轉頭：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCunHN460E
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「你話我知，3K黨總部算唔鳩算景點？如果算既話，我大前日先去完出返黎，可以話你知入面咩境況。點啊？有咩想知？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKxttQyKf1
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「你唔係去左搵法輪功同外星人既咩？有無咩線索？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpHDLFyynn
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjIGGSY5az
就我的問題，他沒有線正面回答，只是扯開話題。看來他在短短一個星期內變得醒目點了，懂得耍點政府官員的垃圾手段。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENrBoVeGso
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但他還是太年輕了，因為他根本不應該跟擁有雄厚勢力的本人，玩這種無謂的文字遊戲：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqCSP278Ox
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「無啊，不過等等我重會去共濟會既飯局，一定點都會有d線索，等我好消息啦。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTMCCxXH7n
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「下？共濟會？」他愕然道。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCzp3m3amR
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIImZoNfjn
一切在我掌握之內，於是便乘勝追擊，大鳩到佢無野講：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOF0FXPYTd
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJcTnJSYp3
「喂，你當我係流架？我話你知，其實我係芝加哥都識唔少有勢力既朋友，要入共濟會既聚會其實唔難。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMvF07v9Qw
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被打亂陣腳的乜鳩志已無退路，只能語無倫次地以話題扯回3K黨那邊：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ564h9e1iEW
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0Q9nntd83
「等等先，你真係入過3K黨總部？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFWMYF3hE0
719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYISMHWqN2B
本身個人垃圾又無料，真係唔好亂咁大鳩人！乜鳩志，今日我就教曉你依個道理：719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzux7lmCyiR
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「屌你！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo9HX0LFDE
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點知……當我正想連珠爆發屌鳩佢時……719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTnxh4iV8W
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6APCS8n9XW
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屌你老母！又斷？仆你個街點解佢個電話會咁鳩廢架！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTrJzCceFW
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算喇，唔鳩同佢計，我都唔浪費時間打返比佢，反正要講既都講哂，佢果邊D野又廢既，根本無聽既價值，講多都哂氣。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NGlbP3BwL
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而且時間都差唔多喇，都係時候要去試西裝，為今晚既聚會做好準備。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1nO5KOcjV
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共濟會，我黎喇！
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