作者：西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2C3Zfhj53
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWPErlzUwR
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上行出中渭橋，有一人從橋下走出，乘輿馬驚。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SuqcoLqXY
總統慢跑到台北橋上時，有個死老百姓從橋下走出來，嚇到了總統和隨扈一行968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7LxlKuMVU
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於是使騎捕，屬之廷尉。釋之治問。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRtMxnZF3G
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來，交給隨行的司法院長，讓他去審問。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN4DrEsDjW
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曰：「縣人來，聞蹕，匿橋下。 968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOnrMFZLAj
死老百姓說：啊我就鄉下來的，聽說交通管制，所以就先躲到橋下去，968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLRrGnVNug
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久之，以為行已過，即出，見乘輿車騎即走耳。」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1CghEqlvJ
等了老半天，以為車隊都過去了，所以才出來，然後看到你們就只好快逃啊！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuetPtrZ6Rv
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廷尉奏當，一人犯蹕，當罰金。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vNzsNggo6
司法院長最後回報說，那個死老百姓違反交通管制，要罰鍰968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m6hy4fj2k
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文帝怒曰：「此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwYfkG2Kix
總統就怒了：那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶；還好我馬有天天運動，身手矯健心臟有力，968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSAophQQUA
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令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYig0Em5fw6
要是換成了他馬的！那還不被嚇死？968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbGXcAhiOP
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而廷尉乃當之罰金！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRbTYcnRD3
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰！968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XQKDQL3Gt
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釋之曰：「法者，天子所與天下公共也。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdUZWnGwvn
恐龍法官就說了：法律之前，人人平等968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZx20e8wJb
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今法如此而更重之，是法不信於民也。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuocj7Wl9n
現在法律就這麼規定，你對我施壓要我判重一點，這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你！968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu0f9eBQAa
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且方其時，上使立誅之則已。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIuTt6c9Za
而且那時候，要不你直接宰了他就算了。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoxd0TU2CC
（我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼，當做沒看到）968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0yfIxXyRD
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今既下廷尉，廷尉，天下之平也，968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLhKtYDKRQ
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我，哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像，968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx9DjVUFUu
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重，民安所錯其手足？唯陛下察之。」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQAnB6creb
連哥都執法不公了，那天下的法律還不亂七八糟，你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去，希望總統你再好好想想吧！968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlv8fxIoBz
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良久，上曰：「廷尉當是也。」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lrgfDqTSz
過一會兒，啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說：「恐龍法官...你是對的。」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfmOia7Yt9
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結論：這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命，讓他宰了那個死老百性，一邊又裝好人假清高，又扮白臉又扮黑臉，說的自己好像很懂很了不起，違反交通規則交給警察就好，你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼？一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY6ein0kwm
