Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkUH7VYi8b
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTobbRmxMP
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0ufHSeuTi
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65lO8MtOp2
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96Wj4lMcxt
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本來應該是這樣的。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhdUQkozFT
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcF30Gqi2t
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhQ03SVUwu
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCCLsUkBzT
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4nJcviO8x
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGm7dbHuqe
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvYeEJ9Bsu
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNygslEP7K
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw92S4Y4Y04
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo7m9lkp7L
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHvMSRQ7Nk
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseOMpwK0Kx
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w2ZSdiLVJ
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7sFxEsEnd
臉皮真厚。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRpowcYwi0
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI2Mikt6ld
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDb00q1XPf
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdB2RIgYYX
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopY26fU2kJ
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENpArlQGum
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1RurOVerK
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhXklgACdA
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RqYIRC9dX
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxJDfS2c7d
說得好！998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC83qW2yAm
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM7FQJTXBM
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFKq9NkTmm
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1V6DD8snO
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFRriOkuNN
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXCViZcaHh
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wezVSGXus
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzOPirUS0W
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC86Ob1WVXp
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY3gdNsOAc
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlRX03EUqm
看到他們倆的眼神……998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JS7YYgyOR
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr4yBBa4Za
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPRtAycBsU
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY0MMFigAk
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAWKvBaJ1C
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANNv7tkgXY
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mNRdJIbIo
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkGLh4gfXL
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTIKkNT5VQ
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz66b50AMY
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhrGZaZy2Z
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR6on3wC0J
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS0J2aO3wI
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0ks2jJzf8
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CERtMclJ1
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv0aZ6sf5H
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lofkP6V2K
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtMs2RQnD1
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7TllqYYcS
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HLWIvXZ8v
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD1TrffrfQ
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl12jHs5uL
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKH1HZcYqr
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VD59IoaWc
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7kML9jDvi
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGehu2A2huu
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUIJWfmhzG
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5G6cJze07
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M2aPfw9F7
「我都記得係咁啊。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYys8MkbORu
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41DCevMpkt
「係囉，係囉。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUMXuy169a
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iO1S1K1hT
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgBow6dzMO
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw8T0WCllP
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym3LVpzNZc
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Gnc7WJ0aU
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF6QswGgD5
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTOf1AThbO
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUUUjaUA9O
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSZhViVn6V
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtpHdaNVAW
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT2sVaPXi8
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnsjNXpIPF
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKL6UaKJH9
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWSBFqFhCL
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2mxIsdahk
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea8AmbFjA8
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl22ohAJL0h
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA4bU9cwua
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpEErEdLsv
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oeAyMViyK
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTJcKZPTao
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeS40u6elR
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKgcqUfakB
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABbvdNchvL
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBVXuNJJtD
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRHrYHRM0Q
998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMduaGxVJ6
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。998Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFsUFeng7t
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