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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來 《情人節番外:辛酸羅曼史》
By 喵芭渴死姬
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二月十四日,一直是艾登這個浪漫主義者最期待的日子,然而,每一年的這一日,他總是苦逼的,因為這天不只是情人節,還是他曾經的單戀對象現今的好兄弟泰特斯的生日。821Please respect copyright.PENANAEUfL6p8Let
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事情就從他十五歲那年的二月十四日說起吧,那是他自認識泰特斯以來第一個情人節,於是,他興沖沖地抱著巧克力,滿校園追著泰特斯大喊:「泰!情人節快樂!我喜歡你!」821Please respect copyright.PENANAvDz4Y8MyNb
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結果,他被泰特斯揍得滿校園找牙。821Please respect copyright.PENANAcj2BHQ06Ez
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十六歲那年,泰特斯的養父母邀請全班同學到家裡參加慶生會,他除了被美少年與萌娃配的甜蜜兄弟檔閃得飄飄然外,也才知道原來情人節是泰的生日,難怪去年告白會失敗,因為少說了生日快樂。821Please respect copyright.PENANAAKH8nHctbm
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呃,這孩子的腦實在令人捉急。821Please respect copyright.PENANAIbb97fj52T
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十七歲那年情人節,他再接再厲,捧著玫瑰花和一盒巧克力蛋糕歡喜上門,但他忘了拉文德家內有霸道兄控小惡/餓犬。821Please respect copyright.PENANAj0fwpDl1m7
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「泰!生日快樂,情人節快樂,我喜歡……咦咦?小貝兒怎麼突然咬哥?唉呀唉呀!好啦好啦,不喜歡玫瑰,那哥下次帶別的花……什麼?蛋糕留下人滾蛋?嗚嗚嗚,小貝兒……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAhKfaaaQwj9
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從此以後,情人節兼生日告白就變成旁觀兄弟甜蜜的被閃日,嗚呼哀哉豬頭登。821Please respect copyright.PENANAeub3z1ZfYv
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在往後的漫長十六年歲月裡,艾登對泰特斯的感情漸漸昇華變質了,追求的對象也漸漸往外拓展了,有了生平交往的第一個女朋友,還有了生平第一個男朋友,也有了生平第一次分手被甩,當然有一就有二三四……更不用說,那整整十六次或孤單寂寞或失戀心傷的情人節。821Please respect copyright.PENANAtoslqLQQSH
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就比如他二十四歲那年的情人節,他在公司(單方面堅持)幫泰特斯慶生完,就帶著新交往的女友吃浪漫的燭光晚餐,偏不湊巧,恩愛兄弟檔也來同一家餐廳吃飯。821Please respect copyright.PENANALo2iM84dOL
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喔!這是多麼神奇的緣分啊!821Please respect copyright.PENANAIy7VzV97ua
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豬頭登莫名嗨了,就腦熱地脫口說:「一起吃吧!」821Please respect copyright.PENANAjWK3ILNd8B
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女友:「……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAPrfqA75p7O
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席間,燈光美,(兄弟檔)氣氛佳,兩顆大小燈泡閃啊閃,一位是俊美翩翩貴公子,一位是可愛嬌俏萌孩子,那畫面怎麼看怎麼美,美得豬頭從頭到尾傻笑兮兮,美得豬頭看不到萌孩子搶他女友的食物,美得豬頭看不到貴公子將公事擺上餐桌談的腹黑冷笑。821Please respect copyright.PENANA3oh3grD7zM
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於是,飯後,他就被女友以「你不是同性戀就是戀童癖」為由給甩了,前者他沒話說,後者是腫麼回事啊?艾登同學真是被甩得一臉懵逼。821Please respect copyright.PENANAbIXbxPpwQr
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同樣的情況又發生在他三十二歲那年的情人節,不過,那次約會的對像是個小美男,而小美男更直接——中途走人,拒絕聯絡,連理由都省了,艾登同學再次一臉懵逼。821Please respect copyright.PENANAM6cBPLtTpA
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神啊!救救哥吧!821Please respect copyright.PENANAM98KDBWIes
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於是,在他三十三歲那年的情人節,他單方面堅持幫泰特斯慶生完後,就默默含淚望月地第N次許下同一個願望,懇求上帝賜他一個真命天女/子。821Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Ov6FWzC5
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天可憐見,三個月後,席倫果真從天而降了。
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「小倫老婆早安~」821Please respect copyright.PENANAKeA5z2URn3
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艾登睜開眼的第一件事,就是給席倫一個黏呼呼的早安吻,也不管人家還在睡眼惺忪,就外加兩爪鹹豬手地送上去,直到席倫差點「氣絕身亡」時,才終於一掌巴飛豬頭。821Please respect copyright.PENANALZM8p0uFHg
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「滾!」席倫氣呼呼地罵完後,連本來要扔去砸豬的枕頭也沒來得及丟,就身子一軟,又倒回床上睡得不省人事,毫無演藝圈氣質美男神的優雅形象。其實,這也怪不得他,任誰熬夜趕完通告才睡沒多久就被一隻豬吵醒都會暴走。821Please respect copyright.PENANAbEKqW8m2cq
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不過,這一點都不影響艾登的好心情,此時的他,只覺得小倫老婆真不愧是大美人,連抓狂發脾氣的樣子都好可愛好迷人好……(以下數百字省略)於是,他揚著M氣十足的傻笑,樂顛顛地頂著巴掌印跑進浴室,開始他充滿期待的美好一天。821Please respect copyright.PENANAwmM8NvlgDa
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到底有多期待呢?821Please respect copyright.PENANASvCw7VGVOX
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艾登望星望月數手指,總算等來了這一天——與小倫交往八個多月後的第一個情人節!821Please respect copyright.PENANA1VX2sPc1n5
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八個多月,這是多麼美麗的數字啊?不是半年,也不是一個月,更不是一個星期,完全破了哥半年內必被甩的紀錄有沒有?如果這數字能一直累計就更好了!821Please respect copyright.PENANALhzPrkigJ8
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他心滿意足地刷著牙,滿腦子想著要如何與美人老婆度過這絕對具紀念價質的第一個情人節。鮮花、巧克力、燭光晚餐都是必須的,再來點什麼特別的,啊!為了這一天,他可是特地二月不到就以出差名義飛來台灣,還順道過了把春節的癮呢。821Please respect copyright.PENANAxHfHQffiJO
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想著想著,思維就忍不住歪到各種這個又那個的畫面,唉呀,老婆太性感,真不是哥的錯!於是,他默默抹了把快流出來的鼻血,抬頭一看鏡子,頓時被自己滿口鼻泡沫的模樣嚇了一跳,喔買尬!哥怎麼還是這麼帥?821Please respect copyright.PENANAL7GVTgBHjQ
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席倫這一覺就睡到了中午,才被食物香味喚醒。堅持不吃宵夜又因補眠漏掉早餐的他,快速洗漱完後,抱著饑腸轆轆的胃來到飯廳,頓時被滿桌義大利料理嚇到。821Please respect copyright.PENANAX4wd6MluJe
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「怎麼煮這麼多?」他傻眼望向正端來一盤烤小牛的艾登,有些搞不清楚今天是什麼日子,難道他們有約人來家裡吃飯嗎?821Please respect copyright.PENANA7m4DM2kjwP
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「因為今天是很重要的日子嘛。」艾登放下盤子後,切了塊還熱騰騰的烤小牛,吹了吹夾到席倫嘴邊,「老婆來,這可是哥的拿手絕活喔。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAozyJ8KMfUn
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「重要的日子?」席倫咬住肥嫩多汁的小牛肉,入口即化的美味讓他不禁瞇起了眼,沒想到艾登做西式料理的手藝這麼好,以前居然還敢死纏爛打要他做飯,自己卻把真功夫藏這麼久,哼!他舔了舔殘留在唇邊的美味,伸手拍了拍正眼巴巴求讚美求親抱的豬頭,一雙美目浮起狡猾的笑意,柔聲說:「是呢,今天確實很重要。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAqYs4qGFRoD
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受到鼓舞的艾登立馬又歡喜遞上一碗蘑菇湯,又接著掀蓋擺弄兩盤番茄海鮮燉飯,邊樂顛地說:「對呀對呀,哥期待好久了說,還準備了好多,一定要給小倫終身難忘的回憶,因為今天是……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAnXNv7WUzCl
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席倫慢條斯理地接話道:「下午要錄單曲的日子。」821Please respect copyright.PENANA6tQTvhivkj
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「欸?」821Please respect copyright.PENANAMq7AA1ajXj
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「嗯,我復出後的第一張單曲,確實非常重要。」席倫淡淡地說完,就喝了口蘑菇湯,濃而不膩的湯頭將蘑菇的天然香味在唇齒間散開,配上面前的傻萌豬臉,真是身心舒暢。821Please respect copyright.PENANAau8Gv3imiK
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「啊,對、對,第一張單曲很重要。」艾登連忙又說:「不過,小倫,今天其實也是……」821Please respect copyright.PENANApxxDlutqTV
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「晚上還有訪談節目。」席倫吃著鮮菜沙拉,邊淡定說:「聽說那主持人挑剔出了名,很難得願意採訪藝人,所以這場通告也非常重要呢。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAwDep0F8XJJ
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嗚嗚嗚,怎麼連晚上都被訂走啦?821Please respect copyright.PENANApdJnLJYcA2
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這時,艾登才意識過來。對吼!小倫現在可是當紅明星,每天都行程滿滿的,別說過情人節了,就是週末也常在外奔波,何況台灣對同性戀的風氣不比國外,小貝兒當初也被這樣打擊過,所以小倫得注意保持良好形象,根本就不可能有空跟他一起手牽手出去約會啊。821Please respect copyright.PENANAgpSJypdYE1
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想到這,艾登就蔫了。唉,老婆這麼受歡迎,都沒空陪自己,肯定是上天嫉妒哥太帥太有才了,才注定要哥孤單過情人節,喔,上帝啊!耶穌啊!821Please respect copyright.PENANAeD9j9J0qeh
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席倫瞥了眼那趴在桌上哭喪著臉的艾登,差點沒憋笑得胃抽筋,誰讓這豬頭早上亂發情吵他睡覺?於是,他大快朵頤地吃著香噴噴的番茄海鮮燉飯,邊欣賞哭哭豬臉好一番後,才悠悠地說:「訪談很快的,最晚不超過八點半就能回來了吧。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAhnRnP2CyJd
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意思就是——接下來的整個晚上,小倫會全部都是哥的囉?821Please respect copyright.PENANAJaG3b2aCx8
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於是,艾登又燦爛了,笑得好比那驕陽下盛開的大黃菊花,踏上椅子振聲道:「小倫老婆!哥一定會讓你擁有超級難忘的美好夜晚!」821Please respect copyright.PENANADm9la0hOxa
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「是,是。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAAIez32Ei0G
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誰讓誰難忘還不一定呢!席倫啃著小牛排,壓下嘴邊狡黠的弧度。哼,難道他自己就沒為情人節做準備嗎?蠢豬。
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艾登・蒙達菲就是隻打不死的小強,這一點,從他受盡各種打擊卻仍能迅速爬起再接再厲勇往直前最終抱得美人歸,就可窺見一斑。821Please respect copyright.PENANAvlNcf21Pw1
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因此,在席倫被餵得飽飽就丟下他出門工作去的下午,艾登便懷抱著對美好夜晚的期待,先去公司遛一圈自己笑得閃閃動人的蠢臉,意思意思地表達一下本副總絕對沒有因私忘公後,就溜去採買晚上要用的東西,接著回家開始做打掃。821Please respect copyright.PENANAgCJqsgmx6j
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會心疼老婆幫忙作家務的男人都是好老公!艾登拖著地板邊揮灑晶瑩的汗水,感覺自己真偉大,正所謂每一個成功的男人背後都有一個女人,而哥就是站在小倫背後的好男人啊!821Please respect copyright.PENANAo2CONxCHIw
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——果然,自戀又不要臉的豬到哪都能自娛自樂。821Please respect copyright.PENANA6Zt6xV5GC5
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他抬頭看了下牆壁的時間,發現席倫先前為宣傳新片而錄的節目要開始了,就連忙打開電視,自動化排除掉其他人的聲音,在美人老婆悅耳的嗓音中,勤勤懇懇地擦起家俱。821Please respect copyright.PENANA2DmPa6nmyO
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娛樂節目的話題,除了宣傳新片外,還不外乎挖些隱私、問些八卦等等。於是,主持人頗具狗仔味的問題就相當應景地冒了出來。821Please respect copyright.PENANAaWl3G6Cvkg
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『Seron一直都是許多人心目中的男神啊,對於Seron的感情世界,大家也一直都很好奇,不知今年的情人節,Seron有什麼打算呢?』821Please respect copyright.PENANAAPjBVfD6nZ
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啊啊!果然會問這種事,小倫可要小心呀!821Please respect copyright.PENANAbxfbzSCJIy
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艾登緊張了,立刻就抓著抹布衝到電視前蹲著,大有一出現危機就撞進電視裡把老婆救出來的架勢,完全忘了這是幾天前就錄好的節目,若真有什麼不得體的應答,早就傳得滿城風雨,席倫也不會還安然無恙地去錄單曲了。821Please respect copyright.PENANAr9KbHIQ4OG
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『今年啊……』席倫笑了笑,似乎也沒打算轉移話題,還注視著鏡頭,道:『其實,我之所以能復出,除了要感謝我那囉唆得像大媽的經紀人外……』821Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z5AZRkT07
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哄堂大笑中,鏡頭快速往場外抽著臉皮的汪一全帶了下,又回到席倫身上。821Please respect copyright.PENANA4NxaBUNCle
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『還有很大的部分,要歸功於一個很重要的人,若沒有他不間斷的支持與鼓勵,我想我很難有勇氣再站在這個螢光幕前,所以,有機會的話,我會好好謝謝他。』821Please respect copyright.PENANAS8PiBxQM2e
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席倫說完,就轉向身旁的導演和其他主配角演員,『就像我們這部新片想宣揚的信念一樣,無論如何,成敗與否,都不要忘記那些默默為自己付出的人,對吧?』821Please respect copyright.PENANAq1wRcoePKY
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——謝謝人家,也沒說是情人身份來感謝,還是朋友身份來感謝,現在的情人節,兩光棍一起吃飯度過寂寞也是常態,說不准還是幫人家辦一場討好閃光的情人節活動也不一定。821Please respect copyright.PENANAgqksOkKXhE
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因此,這段話雖沒有直接回答問題,卻也認真交代了情人節的打算,還將焦點帶回到新片上,成功引起眾人的掌聲與附和,話題也順應著轉開了。821Please respect copyright.PENANAkji4ylB8GD
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然而,只要是熟識席倫的人都知道,那位重要的人是指誰。於是,艾登聽得一把鼻涕一把眼淚,最後還忍不住咬著抹布,瘋狂地在內心嘶吼。821Please respect copyright.PENANAOr3DCbtubn
821Please respect copyright.PENANArtoNGCjMnU
喔喔喔!小倫!哥也愛你!有這麼棒的老婆,哥真是太幸福啦!821Please respect copyright.PENANA83AJ4qr1G5
821Please respect copyright.PENANAAfmoh446HI
——咳,是說,那條抹布還沒洗過……
821Please respect copyright.PENANAPCWJ6BcAPS
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
821Please respect copyright.PENANAufBEOnkcjO
眾所期盼的夜晚總算到來。821Please respect copyright.PENANA215NukhdmA
821Please respect copyright.PENANATgY8UJOp6t
席倫做完訪談,剛好遇上追著某緋聞女星的一批媒體,為免節外生枝,汪一全特地帶他繞了條遠路,回到家時,已差不多晚上九點了。一踏進家門,就迎來一頓鋪天蓋地的擁吻,接著才是一大束豔紅的玫瑰花和一如既往穿得花俏性感的豬。821Please respect copyright.PENANA6938B81fZv
821Please respect copyright.PENANAHztSXGDAXH
「小倫,情人節快樂。」821Please respect copyright.PENANANIlW6Qkd5h
821Please respect copyright.PENANAD5YolhpJgo
望著那笑得像隻黃金獵犬的傻憨男人,席倫緊繃整晚的神經才真正鬆了下來。他接過花束看了下,居然是紙折的?再仔細一瞧,手工不算精湛,但每朵花似乎還包著東西,散發出淡淡的巧克力香,便失笑說:「自己折的?」821Please respect copyright.PENANAvs1bQrLnig
821Please respect copyright.PENANAvKF2qqMaXg
「對呀對呀,我之前在網路上看到的,就想著要給小倫做一個喔,折得怎麼樣?」艾登巴眨著碧藍的眼,求讚美求拍撫求親抱。821Please respect copyright.PENANAoccRvOhQdq
821Please respect copyright.PENANAc47x1hRmg4
「嗯,還行。」席倫淡然地抱著花束,才不要讓豬看出自己多喜歡,免得得寸進尺。821Please respect copyright.PENANAHjkrOkN4lf
821Please respect copyright.PENANAlpxbEsuTSw
誰知,不要臉的豬總是能自嗨,「喔,就知道小倫一定超感動,有沒有更愛哥了?」821Please respect copyright.PENANAP7VRJOkwrF
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果然又來了!席倫翻了個白眼,任由艾登摟著自己走進客廳,就見茶几上點了燭火,擺著一瓶紅酒、兩支高腳杯、一盤估計是給他充飢用的小圓餅與起士。他輕輕掐了把艾登的厚臉皮,挑眉問:「這就是你說的難忘夜晚?」821Please respect copyright.PENANAVMEFZz5Moz
821Please respect copyright.PENANAG6nj1TKUtH
艾登委屈了,「不是啊,原本計畫是要幫小倫煮超豐盛的燭光晚餐,誰知道你晚上有通告,但小倫不吃宵夜,又怕你為了趕通告沒吃好晚餐,所以就只煮了鍋燉魚保溫著……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAHq7EBwSatq
821Please respect copyright.PENANAVmyK92gl14
「燉魚?」席倫眼睛一亮,小小地踢了他一腳,命令道:「還不快去端來?」821Please respect copyright.PENANAK38V9J4Ne7
821Please respect copyright.PENANA1EzsQbo0zq
「遵命,老婆大人!」821Please respect copyright.PENANAqVng1hi4KA
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看著艾登屁顛屁顛衝進廚房的背影,席倫摸了摸開始咕嚕叫的肚子,心房暖暖的。都說抓住一個人的心要先抓住胃,看來自己的胃也被這豬抓緊了。821Please respect copyright.PENANARKSyeDuzjW
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品著紅酒,將一頓份量不大的燭光宵夜吃完後,艾登就很老派地放起了西洋經典老歌,硬拉著席倫在客廳裡跳起慢舞來,讓席倫又囧又難以拒絕地隨他搖擺。821Please respect copyright.PENANAv6A2ct587i
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好吧,還是挺有情調啦。席倫輕笑地將臉靠在艾登胸前,想起兩人相識以來的種種。821Please respect copyright.PENANA4vUZSE26QQ
821Please respect copyright.PENANAFkOP04Krkv
一個住紐約,一個住台灣,相隔著一條大海洋,加上各有忙碌的事業,讓他們始終聚少離多。慶幸的是,他們還能上奧普斯一解相思苦,儘管肉盾阿弗羅那顆蠢頭跟現實模樣實在差太多了,以致於娛樂性質多過溫存,所以,現實裡每有相聚的機會,總是分外珍惜。821Please respect copyright.PENANAXjg0PFigvf
821Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZlKrOnz19
隨著第六感生死戀的旋律高潮,一切情愫都融入相契合的唇瓣,化作更加濃烈的溫度。821Please respect copyright.PENANAEqXZ8Wc3yv
821Please respect copyright.PENANAr06KPK7Au3
「我先去洗澡。」席倫低喘著推開還欲靠來的艾登,輕輕戳了戳不捨放開自己的手臂,「不准跟來,否則……」他揚了揚眉毛,言下之意非常明顯,讓艾登不得不壓下滿腔慾火,既期待又怕受傷害地望著他退離自己的懷抱。821Please respect copyright.PENANAY9cJzase6U
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然而,席倫卻像故意挑逗般,用一雙風情萬種的桃花眼直勾勾盯著艾登緩緩倒退,被吻紅的嘴唇勾起魅惑動人的笑意,雙手還一顆顆解開上衣的鈕釦,直到襯衫都要敞開了,就背過身半褪衣衫,露出白晰的香肩後,又回眸一笑,才在艾登要忍不住衝過去前,快步走進浴室關上門,留下摀著鼻血對著門板嗷嗷叫的某豬。821Please respect copyright.PENANA9cCjXyw8oc
821Please respect copyright.PENANAfJkP0dcFbO
老婆性感得太過火,哥該腫磨辦?821Please respect copyright.PENANA40eDEaibWX
821Please respect copyright.PENANANUEhVHPREA
艾登興奮得在客廳轉了幾圈,又把東西收拾乾淨後,仍覺得一身熱血奔騰不已難以平復,簡直比萬頭草泥馬呼嘯而過還要可歌可泣,便決定要找好哥兒們抒發一番,正好現在時間也差不多了,便手機一拿,往某人的號碼按了過去。821Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ6guM7b6B
821Please respect copyright.PENANATl7wa7pOYA
最近小貝兒為了拍畢業影展,忙得連春假都回不了紐約,泰為了主持公司新企劃也抽不開身,所以今年生日得一個人過,真是好可憐啊!所以,身為好哥兒們,一定要打電話去慰勞一下。嘖,哥真是見色也不忘友,愛情友情兩兼顧!821Please respect copyright.PENANAyFngTMd9vj
821Please respect copyright.PENANAYNAmvOftlm
「咦?沒接?」艾登想了想,啊,辦公時間,泰肯定正在忙。故,他又做了個決定——再繼續打,打到對方肯接為止。821Please respect copyright.PENANAZvmr3EcLSQ
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於是,詛咒般的命運即將開始。821Please respect copyright.PENANAc2wWSfsjdG
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「你打給誰?」席倫洗完澡出來,就見艾登正拿著打開擴音的手機等接通。821Please respect copyright.PENANAPAyagb4ZiJ
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艾登樂呵呵地回答:「泰啊,今天也是他生日呢,一定要跟他祝賀一下。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAPp2nLkt4Pr
821Please respect copyright.PENANArdRWzHHM7a
席倫囧了,「呃……你確定要……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAWXavi7FCpA
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可惜,他話沒說完,電話就通了,艾登立馬劈哩啪啦歡喜高呼:「泰!生日快樂!情人節快樂!雖然今年我不在小貝兒也不在,也別忘了給自己買個蛋糕慶祝啊!跟你說喔,我今天超高興的,煮了超讚的情人節晚餐跟小倫一起吃,而且下午還聽到小倫在節目上說……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAqdLkwFze2I
821Please respect copyright.PENANAWoex0zNIJe
席倫無語地抹了把臉,這豬把前面說完就算了,後面還說什麼說啊?821Please respect copyright.PENANAzaKPU16xoz
821Please respect copyright.PENANAWGw8BoD9Du
「呵。」果然,手機那頭傳來一聲冷笑,聽起來就臉很黑,「很閒?現在公司在開會,你立刻上線開視訊過來。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAL1SiOLolb3
821Please respect copyright.PENANAHFypFsFCMN
「嗄?」豬頭傻了,支支吾吾道:「可是可是………」821Please respect copyright.PENANANmlR5arYVr
821Please respect copyright.PENANAJDICQp9mrS
「五分鐘會議螢幕上沒看到你的蠢臉,明天就去日本出差一個月。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAvpXb4hjLPM
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電話說完立刻掛斷,毫不留情,當場就讓豬頭哭哭了。821Please respect copyright.PENANAuq8gn09C66
821Please respect copyright.PENANAqvseeOf6F1
「小倫老婆~」821Please respect copyright.PENANAXNFLyG9vbg
821Please respect copyright.PENANAtlqsHrWCGg
「你活該。」席倫翻了個白眼,一掌巴開撲來求安慰的豬頭。明知道泰今年過不了生日也過不了情人節,也多虧人家還大發慈悲不再「湊巧餐廳相遇」來亂,這豬居然還蠢到自己打電話過去放閃挨刀子,活該被報復!821Please respect copyright.PENANAOr8wFtlOpJ
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「嗚嗚嗚……泰怎麼這樣啦?」艾登仍不依不饒地撲過來哭哭,執意要親親老婆抱一個親一個安慰安慰自己受創的弱小心靈,完全把泰特斯規定的五分鐘忘掉了。821Please respect copyright.PENANAgHfSZR2OMU
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於是,席倫揚起美艷誘人的笑容,一指勾起艾登的下巴,送上極銷魂的一吻後,吐氣若蘭地柔聲道:「可惜了,我裡面還特地穿了你肯定會喜歡的東西呢。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAeSYStjCGyP
821Please respect copyright.PENANARyIMGJ1oa8
啥?什、什麼東西?艾登立馬立正站好,腦袋浮想翩翩,一雙眼不斷朝席倫露出鎖骨的領口望去,企圖用犀利的雙眼透視那單薄睡衣下的春色。821Please respect copyright.PENANANRQwmf3qDY
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席倫緩緩拉過艾登的手,往自己腰後的褲頭伸進去,以幾分慵懶柔媚的低啞嗓音說:「猜猜看,我穿的是什麼?」821Please respect copyright.PENANAF2KKcxuMf8
821Please respect copyright.PENANAlUQe6G9c5k
鑽過褲頭的手指滑過一條極細的蕾絲帶,掌心再往下就是一片光滑柔嫩的翹臀肌膚,難、難道,小倫穿了哥一直超想看到的、傳說中的、最夢幻的……821Please respect copyright.PENANABRrbAA8F7b
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Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!821Please respect copyright.PENANAUUsCHvkJGw
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這下,艾登不止連小兄弟都立正站好了,全身血液也分別上下兩頭狂奔而去,鼻血嘩啦嘩啦擠破血管湧出來,直想一把扛起漂亮老婆勇赴戰場!821Please respect copyright.PENANAfvPFbyMu8q
821Please respect copyright.PENANABHVhFffgHT
「呵,開會加油。」達到想看的效果了,席倫燦笑地扔開鹹豬手,輕輕拍了拍激動漲紅的豬臉,就瀟灑俐落地拋下艾登轉身回房,關門前,還眨眨眼補了句:「我只等一小時唷。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAbP9YeyNCxq
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一・小・時!821Please respect copyright.PENANA6BLKdOoQK9
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也就是說,只要哥拼死命在一小時內開完會,還有機會過這夢寐以求的情人節之夜!821Please respect copyright.PENANAdcz6pi6C7v
821Please respect copyright.PENANAfQiIyQ6Rng
於是,豬頭登奮起了!他火速衝回書房,怒轉工作時的菁英模式,打開公司筆電連上視訊會議,劈頭就對所有與會人士瘋狂嘶吼:「快!一小時內開完!哥的老婆在床上等我!」821Please respect copyright.PENANAMsn9cEPvLN
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「……」821Please respect copyright.PENANAMPhlvn256y
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見過菁英臉帥哥吧?也見過流鼻血猥瑣男吧?但你見過兩種混在一起的臉嗎?821Please respect copyright.PENANAmzv4EwkuR4
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於是,整公司的高層主管都斯巴達了!821Please respect copyright.PENANAS0lxYwAu1e
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副總怎麼了?821Please respect copyright.PENANAjGwXCkjRmF
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副總又腦抽了嗎?821Please respect copyright.PENANAjdcNvB2xT7
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副總殘了公司股票會不會受影響?821Please respect copyright.PENANAqY92EN2Tmx
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沒關係,總裁還正常就好!821Please respect copyright.PENANAop67gcOLh3
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是的,拉文德企業的大總裁的確還正常!只見泰特斯非常「正常」地揚起一抹腹黑冷笑,一字一句緩聲道:「會・議・延・長・三・小・時。」821Please respect copyright.PENANApG0KYjdJcn
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OH NO——
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
821Please respect copyright.PENANAIxH2SLNa99
好不容易開完了會,已快凌晨兩點。被狠狠修理了頓的艾登回到臥房一看,果然席倫早已熟睡,唯有還開著的小燈表示他曾等過自己。821Please respect copyright.PENANAEbK35NDpF9
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唉,又搞砸了。821Please respect copyright.PENANAHYdH5AltuW
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他奄奄一息地洗了個澡後,躡手躡腳地爬上床擁著席倫,在沈睡的容顏上親了一口,正想小聲道晚安時,就聽懷裡的人呢喃地問:「開完了?」821Please respect copyright.PENANA5ooi4mcbdO
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「是啊。」聽出聲音裡的睏意,艾登不捨地輕輕拍著席倫,失落地說:「對不起啊,小倫,說好要給你難忘的情人節的。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAwJoo7G2891
821Please respect copyright.PENANACgC0EpXX72
「笨豬。」席倫翻了個身轉向艾登,蹭了蹭他的胸膛,失笑道:「我們還有很多個節日要一起過,不差這一個。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAhwosMUTF3b
821Please respect copyright.PENANABk7ZUDlmRT
約好要長長久久地過一輩子,所以,他們還有很多個情人節可以任這隻豬耍蠢,何況,誰說他今天沒有也樂在其中呢?821Please respect copyright.PENANAsw8WBXVFbk
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「嗚嗚嗚,小倫老婆~」艾登緊緊抱住席倫,感動得要命,這絕對是他從席倫口中聽過最浪漫的情話了,「不過,是我們的第一個嘛,還是很在意。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAaKXhSnx3tg
821Please respect copyright.PENANA3VXM73h8QE
「嗯……」席倫輕應了一聲,便沒再有後續。艾登還以為他睡著了,正想伸手熄燈時,就又聽到他說:「其實,我明天沒有通告喔。」821Please respect copyright.PENANACMZ2wOQjpu
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「喔,那小倫明天可以好好休息了。」豬腦沒轉過來。821Please respect copyright.PENANA6dWnBJwFCE
821Please respect copyright.PENANARc6TKO6pB4
「其實,現在還是紐約的情人節。」席倫抬起頭,伸指往上戳了戳艾登的鼻子,將他戳成了豬鼻,「豬,情人節快樂。」821Please respect copyright.PENANAiI9WwV46qh
821Please respect copyright.PENANAa8vUaSxhOc
「小倫情人節快樂。」豬頭登依然傻呼笑道。821Please respect copyright.PENANA4p4wai9UZA
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席倫便湊近一張絕美的笑臉,輕聲說了句:「其實,我還沒把裡面換下來喔。」821Please respect copyright.PENANApadcQOkmzq
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「……」821Please respect copyright.PENANA1sjMLjPjRz
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嗚喔喔喔喔!老婆萬歲!821Please respect copyright.PENANAtBl2RiZ09g
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蔫了的小艾登再次奮起啦!821Please respect copyright.PENANAHPIdkD2v6k
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於是,什麼火辣辣的、什麼傳說中夢幻的,兩人的第一個情人節之夜,總算能黑皮開始囉!821Please respect copyright.PENANAPVn2bSJYZm
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艾登你怎麼能這麼蠢呢?WWWW821Please respect copyright.PENANAQhdwR3SVZH
小倫願意接收這隻豬一輩子,真是救世菩薩啊~XDD(#821Please respect copyright.PENANAKUv3M712vI
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才不說寫這篇的用意,只是想讓小倫穿性感情趣小褲褲讓豬豬登摸屁屁而已AWA(#821Please respect copyright.PENANAcsrfxGMVEj
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順便報告一下生存日誌,表示我絕對還沒有退出創作圈qwq821Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ9v1fdEQc
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其實這幾個月這麼安靜,是在為了籌備靈能偵察第三部而努力翻修第一、二部。821Please respect copyright.PENANAkcM6CxpGV5
本來以為要修改的只有文筆,結果發現連部分劇情都……(艸821Please respect copyright.PENANApWzxskL8kD
於是只好大翻修,包括人物的互動及為大反派陰謀而埋的線索,也加了點關於第三部的伏筆。至於主線自然是不變的,黑育一樣虐QWQ821Please respect copyright.PENANAHDyEVDxrmM
預計三月份發佈第一部翻修版,然後邊拼命趕第三部,盡可能讓大家能無間斷地接著看。821Please respect copyright.PENANAUzk4EgMvDE
當然,保證第三部一定會讓大家都有美好結局!!821Please respect copyright.PENANAxtcgbrc673
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說起來,還有很多孩子們的番外想寫,也有許多新故事在醞釀著,希望能一一實現(艸821Please respect copyright.PENANAF95f3AZrel
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最後,祝所有孩子們都能情人節快樂,永遠幸福甜蜜啦!!!(那大家勒?#821Please respect copyright.PENANAY7RbRskki2
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