「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAGjb9mfoTh8
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAXonzCC0RQj
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAaXH3lT5JUS
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。680Please respect copyright.PENANAKuZhZpBPpM
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAvOKvccnx3d
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAImuHt927R6
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。680Please respect copyright.PENANADIcEZI6rKY
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAtutw2IUbu3
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAipB2YOGAGS
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAqIBGMfD0hF
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAZA50wYMCnM
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。680Please respect copyright.PENANAv69dZTg9a2
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。680Please respect copyright.PENANAtVY0gZmnT6
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。680Please respect copyright.PENANAIw0N9s1vsb
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。680Please respect copyright.PENANA8f5xJNXBPw
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。680Please respect copyright.PENANAN2OddK4OwU
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「我準備入海底。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAKmHxDWFpmv
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「住港島定九龍?」680Please respect copyright.PENANA3xLnn3iHsK
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巴士進入紅隧。680Please respect copyright.PENANAcPQv63uoGm
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「Blublublublublublu。」680Please respect copyright.PENANA7xkuuQ8u0a
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「頂,笑死我。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAMJGM1q9W6n
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「bulubulu。」680Please respect copyright.PENANARBVE5spKIs
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAnII1UbteB5
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「bublu。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAKEQwA9GxdD
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAp2vZjTOymM
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「bububu!」680Please respect copyright.PENANACrnJfT2fRX
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「blululubululu!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAsGy1edkcfI
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「我上返水面喇。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAPLVbpHqjVV
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAsRxypeRiWW