隨住星期五愈嚟愈近,我亦愈嚟愈緊張。532Please respect copyright.PENANAZgJZxNWB7E
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之前都約過好多個女仔,但約阿琴我係特別緊張,可能因為我最著緊佢。532Please respect copyright.PENANATm2Z7EsL5x
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為咗壯膽,星期四晚我就上咗蠔腎屋企飲吓酒。532Please respect copyright.PENANAswrFNVwOGB
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「好少聽你係咁講同一條女。」532Please respect copyright.PENANAotcwp5FZFF
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「係囉,對上一次已經係台灣分手嗰個。」532Please respect copyright.PENANA46BSQxKiDs
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「咁你哋明我有幾鍾意今次依個啦?」532Please respect copyright.PENANArm6P42eesv
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我開始唔再驚飲醉酒,因為無再諗起芯玥。532Please respect copyright.PENANA5uFt1npVm3
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「我記得有人以前講過,話咩覺得自己以後都唔會再鍾意人架喎?」532Please respect copyright.PENANAtoHak3UG4L
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「我以前同晴晴一齊,一直煩惱緊係個對象嘅問題,定係我無咗愛人嘅昏純。」532Please respect copyright.PENANA2HlckRLuuf
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雞腎話:「我嗰陣已經同你講過啦,愛人嘅昏純係唔會壞架嘛。」532Please respect copyright.PENANA0BYrsl7lea
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「啲電器一直唔著機,係人都驚佢壞啦?」532Please respect copyright.PENANAY4wCieRVL4
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蠔哥繞住我膊頭:「咩無辦法再愛人呀,唔會再愛人呀,係啲人喺ig叫春嗰陣用架咋,你唔好信啦。」532Please respect copyright.PENANA47b4cfbDKn
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「我一路都覺得我同嗰班叫春撚唔同,結果我都真係遇到下一個令我覺得好鍾意嘅人。」532Please respect copyright.PENANA21xBAiPn20
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「係囉,個重點係遇唔遇到喳嘛。未遇到唔信會有係好正常架喎,人類就係咁架啦。依家都好多人唔信有鬼架。」532Please respect copyright.PENANAST6bNDKsDA
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能唔能夠再愛人同撞鬼一樣,你撞到嘅就知自己會再愛,撞唔到就覺得自己係個壞咗嘅人。532Please respect copyright.PENANA66USzAe7My
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重點係「你覺得」,但事實就係你無壞。532Please respect copyright.PENANAz9678uvsWi
「嗱。老老實實,你喺H記識條女,驚唔驚佢係暗瘡大肥婆先?」532Please respect copyright.PENANARQJ60L76wd
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「好認真,肥都唔緊要,靚就得。」君不見白石茉莉奈、倉持結愛依啲愛情動作片女優幾正?532Please respect copyright.PENANAh7rio1SzMJ
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「唔係嗰種呀!係真係醜樣嗰種!我問得唔好,就算排骨妹無暗瘡但好醜樣又點?」532Please respect copyright.PENANARxqmJA8NpP
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依個問題真係考起我。532Please respect copyright.PENANAez13pXApoo
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「你講到咁鍾意吖嘛,齋吹水吹到沉晒船,咁萬一佢個樣真係畢加索啲畫咁,你接唔接受先?」532Please respect copyright.PENANAKcQ9iBqMeq
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「⋯⋯以我嘅經驗呢,大部分女仔個樣都正常嘅,合唔合眼緣就另一回事啦。」532Please respect copyright.PENANAqiDmpO279F
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講緊最靚嗰堆日本女優咁,三上悠亞明日花綺蘿夠靚喇啩?但就係唔對我胃口,真係唔知點解。532Please respect copyright.PENANALBvW7k1m9w
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一班靚女入面都可以有唔啱口味,何況只係普通嘅女仔?532Please respect copyright.PENANAXQNaJIfufA