「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAlOxwRgf0VK
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。693Please respect copyright.PENANAa1ZsYL53PF
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」693Please respect copyright.PENANA7YCnHqFDy8
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAAkcScq8fd3
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。693Please respect copyright.PENANAon67UxOSKC
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAz63QzIy3lI
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAg8lYCrWOtD
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAoMyoDJXCtM
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAxDf3o7eL5z
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。693Please respect copyright.PENANAIF4GN6zvqk
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。693Please respect copyright.PENANAuxypB8GcHP
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。693Please respect copyright.PENANAdnr1kkUkQG
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。693Please respect copyright.PENANAoJR0Dob9Tk
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。693Please respect copyright.PENANAv32xWYWZsD
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「我準備入海底。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAvtQW36xoH3
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「住港島定九龍?」693Please respect copyright.PENANACQddFt3dBT
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巴士進入紅隧。693Please respect copyright.PENANAHlGb0TKJrS
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」693Please respect copyright.PENANAiwQB4rikb3
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「bublu。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAT0h38H0PrG
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」693Please respect copyright.PENANAtFVOXSfWra
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「bububu!」693Please respect copyright.PENANADOUJVJZail
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「blululubululu!」693Please respect copyright.PENANAZiCRZWpmqj
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「我上返水面喇。」693Please respect copyright.PENANAL6H04lrdib
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」693Please respect copyright.PENANAV2w5qgK1uY