Legend of Linkle: Chibi Great Adventures 68964 copyright protection577PENANAHA5r5Q0Ii1 維尼
Riddle of the Master Sword8964 copyright protection577PENANAPsckStZMV4 維尼
Zelda wandered the Lost Woods for what seemed like hours, when she finally reached the end, "So, this is where the legends are born." she mused.8964 copyright protection577PENANAgBPobyO2Ge 維尼
Taking one step she felt a resounding, timeless echo of great significance. These were the very steps that Hero after Hero took, the land itself steeped in the same timeless power, even though there hadn't been millions of Heroes, even though there had always really been one, if she read the legends correctly. One spirit bound to fight evil.8964 copyright protection577PENANAml2gFBYfG5 維尼
"But it always seems the same...as though the evil is somehow connected to the blade within the Sacred Grove." Zelda stopped and looked down at her hand and slid her glove off. There she saw the strange birthmark she could never figure out, a dusky gold color that made her think it was tattooed to her at a young age, but she knew that wasn't it.8964 copyright protection577PENANA66UAhWxDsZ 維尼
It was a curious mark, one she hid by drawing attention to the other hand or by wearing gloves, luckily she was a bit of an adventurer, so why she wore gloves wasn't something that crossed people's minds, they just accepted that they were part of the job.8964 copyright protection577PENANA53PWqa6wJ9 維尼
Lately she'd been having nightmares, they were foggy at best, but always featured the Master Sword, which now stood before her, it too was steeped in history.8964 copyright protection577PENANAIX0cuidwwx 維尼
"How many wars have you seen, or villains that you've undone?" Zelda got an eerie feeling from it, as though it was the source of some unseen evil. Suddenly a loud humming echoed through the woods, and blonde girl with a green hood skipped through the woods, a compass dangling from her neck, "Are you studying the legends, too?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAWH7KOCwJZ9 維尼
"Huh? Me...I am a legend!" the girl proclaimed, "I'm the Hero reborn!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAtHQBoWkCJY 維尼
"The Hero...then maybe you can tell me about this blade, how is it returned to this very same place time after time?" Zelda inquired.8964 copyright protection577PENANAmR2hU87IkD 維尼
"So...the next guy gets it?" the young woman scratched her head and crossed her arms, "Maybe because only whoever's the Hero can pull it out, and if it's already out you can't prove you're the Hero by pulling it out?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAPbIIyF9aVs 維尼
"I thought as much, all the way out here, in a remote woods...it's the perfect setting for a fantasy come true." Zelda opened a book and flipped through some pages, "See, this is in Ancient Hylian...something about seals? It doesn't make sense, why would you pull out a sword if it's a seal, unless that's how you seal some great evil? But if that's true, then what if pulling it out has the reverse effect? What do you thin-"8964 copyright protection577PENANAnUPPHqrXPi 維尼
Zelda shouted in alarm as the green garbed young woman tugged at the Master Sword's hilt, promptly letting go at the shout, "Don't worry, I'm not going to throw out my back!"8964 copyright protection577PENANABZTdk0JMW2 維尼
"That's good, too, but we don't know what this does yet!" Zelda exclaimed, holding the wing shaped hand guards of the sacred blade, "Okay, um, how to put this...what if it does more than just one thing, like—a wand, what if it was a sword, but it was also somehow a wand? Or a key? What if this...key goes to something, like a box, and say, that box has some sort of demon in it? Why here, in this place? Why always here, without fail?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAT7oujmq3Ox 維尼
"Because...I don't know, it's not like they make a lot of swords and shields, in fact, do you know how hard it is to find a sword these days? Or a shield!" Linkle gestured to the Master Sword, "But somehow this thing goes through battles and never needs to be repaired, it's like magic...plus, it's the only thing that can slay that legendary demon in the fairy tales."8964 copyright protection577PENANAn2D443iZkc 維尼
"From what I've read, there were heroes who've slain that monster without the Master Sword, other fairy tales that hold as much truth as the more well known ones."8964 copyright protection577PENANApjDLuIE1UU 維尼
"That's a good point, I guess, but I read that the Hero always wears green, that was after I got nicknamed 'Grasshopper', I didn't know there was some trend."8964 copyright protection577PENANAhHGJLwcG4b 維尼
"I wasn't aware of this...is that a recent development?" Zelda read reports of red garbed heroes, so was mystified by this news.8964 copyright protection577PENANAQIBYcyUEmn 維尼
"I don't know, I read about it once, and figured if my grandma and a storybook says it, then there's not a reason to sit around and wait for Canon to show up...or whatever that demon guy's name is."8964 copyright protection577PENANAz5oMl70cGW 維尼
"Hey ladies, what's up?" the two turned to find a man in green clothes, sword and shield strapped to his back, grinning with his arms crossed. Suddenly a bright blue fairy floated out from behind him, "Is what Link says. He also say 'Speak of the demon king' and also says 'That you have a lovely green-'"8964 copyright protection577PENANATYWAUjCk4Y 維尼
"Back off!" the four turned to find an angry red headed girl charging though the woods, "Back, I say! I saw that unrealistically white toothed grin, I know that cliche! The 'I never brush my teeth, but they shine like a pearl wrapped in a diamond bathing in the sun' smile!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAJkxquCCFtw 維尼
"Gasp!" Link shouted, jumping back at the outburst, then pointing at the little blue fairy.8964 copyright protection577PENANAL1aQIWnd77 維尼
"He says," the blue fairy began, "'Savi told me'—hey, I did not! Don't believe him! Don't believe a word he says! Oh, 'also,' he says, 'this is my annoying fairy, Savi', hey! Did you just call me annoying?!"8964 copyright protection577PENANASn1W01OY8h 維尼
"Everyone's been after you, Linkle, Zoras and Hylians alike! What about that girl, Rutilah? I saw how she grabbed your face!" Malron's eye twitched in her rage, "That face is mine to clutch! Mine!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAVFO3j1NV2x 維尼
"Um, Malron, it's okay, she wasn't herself...uh, I don't think." Linkle gasped as Link walked up to the Master Sword, "Oh, hey, guy, you better not do that, you might unleash some kind of crazy some-"8964 copyright protection577PENANAhLxlY4UCTG 維尼
"No, wait, Link," Zelda cried, "it's a trap!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAfJRDGFjIdJ 維尼
"-thing." Linkle finished her sentence as thunder ripped through the sky.8964 copyright protection577PENANAspKRDEMj39 維尼
"Ah!" Link stomped his foot and everyone looked around to see what happened.8964 copyright protection577PENANAsvAJPMDBiT 維尼
"He says 'this is bad!'; I agree." Savi announced, "First time for that...it's the end of the world for sure."8964 copyright protection577PENANAfutvbEToIX 維尼
"Yes, it is the end!" Ganondorf laughed from behind them, "Finally, I'm out of that annoying sword...well, call me in seven years, one for each Sage, I've got a kingdom to subjugate!"8964 copyright protection577PENANALmqNxytzpl 維尼
"No you won't, I'll stop you here! Spirit Shot!" Linkle pulled her crossbows off her boots and started shooting at Ganondorf, but Link had silently sprinted to Ganondorf, and with his Pegasus Boots, he managed to catch friendly fire in record time, "Hey, warn me when he runs out like that!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAiVb5NELOFT 維尼
"What do I look like, an announcer?!" the blue fairy screeched, "'Oh, and now Link's running down the left field, but Linkle made a home run—on his noggin', is that what you want me to say?!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAjg5SdwYZUN 維尼
"Uh, no, just before he runs out, thanks." Linkle winced.8964 copyright protection577PENANA2GoJ8aEG4F 維尼
"Oh, my, she winked at me!" the blue fairy exclaimed, "Whatever shall I do?! Swoons."8964 copyright protection577PENANATqYUhwJOuZ 維尼
"Ah, Linkle!" Malron cried, "Tell me-"8964 copyright protection577PENANA5zIrP2Jscc 維尼
"She's lying, so many lies!" Zelda yelled, as she turned a fairy loose on Link's fallen form, instantly bringing him back, "Why are you always lying, Savi?!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAHt8A9RIZtR 維尼
"Whew...so, you didn't wink at her." Malron sighed, relieved.8964 copyright protection577PENANACktfvU9yyC 維尼
"Malron, I would never," Linkle promised, "Because...I well, I li-"8964 copyright protection577PENANApqK4P5PXcx 維尼
"Who wants sleepy mushroom stew?!" Talron hollered.8964 copyright protection577PENANABboWz9sA4X 維尼
"I must say, after a hundred years of being stuck in the Sacred Realm, I find this all very entertaining." Ganondorf suddenly frowned, "I have but complaint...your dad ruins this, red headed farm girl."8964 copyright protection577PENANA5p1KHgAA69 維尼
"What, you mean the romance," Malron furrowed her brow, "or-"8964 copyright protection577PENANA9FcR5jJYA2 維尼
"Everything." Ganondorf whispered, dangerously, "And so I shall kill him, so my ship can sail without impediments!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAwISwa7VlQ2 維尼
"Wait, what?!" Linkle and Malron cried in unison.8964 copyright protection577PENANA2Zbt2QuvFq 維尼
"Even a villain can see truth...and I...I see that Linron must sail."8964 copyright protection577PENANAoRopNxngj0 維尼
"No, about the whole killing her dad part!" Linkle corrected.8964 copyright protection577PENANAoZGCKDtGU3 維尼
"Right, just because he gets in the way, it's no reason to hurt him!" Malron stepped forward, "I'll stop you myself if I have to!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAAVVsyr7kXe 維尼
"Ha, I would never hurt him," Ganondorf smiled, gesturing for Talron to approach, "if I did, you two would just get upset."8964 copyright protection577PENANAwY3ML6jHrc 維尼
"Dad, stay away from him, he's not someone you can trust!" Malron warned.8964 copyright protection577PENANAANGqHzrtVs 維尼
"Oh, you can trust me," Ganondorf grinned, "but really, this guy's a pain in the neck!"8964 copyright protection577PENANA799SVNmh7t 維尼
Talron screamed as Ganondorf held him up by the neck.8964 copyright protection577PENANAQdYxhDFtAx 維尼
"Why I ought to...Linkle, can I have an arrow?" Malron held out her hand and Linkle gave her an arrow and a rock, "You know me too well."8964 copyright protection577PENANA3LTsvx4X4F 維尼
"Huh, is Linron stuff hap-" Ganondorf turned to fine Linkle staring pass him, but then Malron redefined "pain in the neck", and Ganondorf fell on the ground.8964 copyright protection577PENANASqUrUhQsmW 維尼
"Link says he wants to-" Savi raised her voice suddenly, "finish him!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAyqbU7GBx1i 維尼
"Ugh!" Link's eyes widened in disbelief.8964 copyright protection577PENANAEtjWhAIMoP 維尼
"I realize you didn't say anything yet, but you were thinking it awfully loud!" Savi defended.8964 copyright protection577PENANA8AE6DGOJW8 維尼
Link nodded and turned the Master Sword underhanded, but before he stabbed Ganondorf through the heart as though he were a vampire, Linkle shot Ganondorf—who was trying to stand up—in the forehead, causing him to fade, "Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAjTrFgKUUuH 維尼
Redi and and Zelda shared a glance, the former preparing to speak as Zelda blushed furiously, "H-he, um, he just lost speaking privileges."8964 copyright protection577PENANAFKEJlsYtU6 維尼
"Huh, what did he say?" Linkle inquired.8964 copyright protection577PENANA9bYDa3qhOI 維尼
"Can you not tell from the awkward air with which Zelda and regard what he just said that he said something that you shouldn't repeat in the temple or in front of elderly people?!" Savi demanded, "He swore, okay? Cursed!"8964 copyright protection577PENANADfqjfW7OjJ 維尼
"Anyways, Link should put the Master Sword back now," Zelda advised, "besides, that hazy phantom of Ganondorf is standing on the pedestal, the Master Sword must have been holding him in place there! I feel like this was an educational experience for everyone."8964 copyright protection577PENANAjtE5OO91Iq 維尼
"I'll say! Zelda just learned some new words!" Savi laughed, "Huh, what's that? Link says he can't draw the Master Sword, it must be that blue aura around him, skull monsters have that effect, I hear a good rainstorm will clear you up...too bad Ganondorf seemed to be the root of that downpour, though."8964 copyright protection577PENANAwI8o2h79qQ 維尼
And so the awkward group of people who hardly knew each other waited until Link could put the Master Sword back where he found it, and Zelda—secretly a princess—wrote specific instructions on several large tablets scattered about the towns and temples and all around the Master Sword itself, the instructions included an explanation on why.8964 copyright protection577PENANAWMuY0wm4sN 維尼
The first warning was that if they weren't cleaving darkness off someone or breaking a barrier keeping them out of an area, to not draw the Master Sword, this, of course, may be completely ignored in the future, or forgotten altogether, it's quite likely that the Hylians will immediately use the tablets as drape holders as soon as Princess Zelda is laid to rest.8964 copyright protection577PENANAXnbhofZHA0 維尼
Mini Author's Notes: I don't know where Savi came from, or where she's off to...it's a secret to everybody, myself included...but if you're going to have a fairy for a mute guy who breaks pots, leads Peatrices on, and terrorizes cuccos (R.I.P. Whoever Tried That), then give his fairy an ironic name, especially if she's not so savvy herself!8964 copyright protection577PENANAyGl1vh0aO7 維尼
Puppy Bewitch!8964 copyright protection577PENANAeT2NLk3MaS 維尼
Syrup was angry. No one made her angry. She was so angry, she didn't know what she was going to do with herself, but she did know one thing, that roof was going to get fixed. It was such a simple thing Maple, Linkle, and Malron had forgotten, there were three of them, yet no one remembered to send for a carpenter, even Mutoh and Sons, a carpentry group stationed in Kakariko, would have done, and they weren't just second rate, they were second second rate.8964 copyright protection577PENANAHCsSDYdAcM 維尼
"Let's see, what's a good curse?" Syrup flipped through the pages of her book, "Hex-a-Decimal a Day", where she complied all sorts of wondrous spells that were, by all counts, perfectly legal...she kept the illegal spells closer to her heart, in case she had to step in to protect her varied and balanced agendas.8964 copyright protection577PENANAXFgbkoELRQ 維尼
Now for her evil-but-not-really plan to come into play.8964 copyright protection577PENANArvbbUWAZad 維尼
Which happens just as Malron and Linkle are having a moment, instead of Talron showing up, as Linkle and Malron leaned forward and gaze into each other's eyes, Malron turned into a puppy and fell into the picnic basket. At that time, Maple crashed nearby.8964 copyright protection577PENANAX6esj0NVFp 維尼
"What else is going to fall out of the sky?!" Linkle cried, "The moon?! Oh well, at least Malron is basket sized, maybe I'll take her to a Great Fairy's Fountain."8964 copyright protection577PENANA2qdUUpvgYk 維尼
"Or Syrup, she probably has a cure for Malron," suddenly Malron emerged from the basket, barking happily, "oh, but why would you want to cure her?"8964 copyright protection577PENANARsk8DsXinJ 維尼
"She is, cute, isn't she? B-but, she's probably tired of being a puppy right now, so...we should definitely cure her!" Linkle stood up and pulled her hood up, "To Syrup's-"8964 copyright protection577PENANAUEdWd6NFPc 維尼
Linkle stared silently as Malron fell through the bottom of the basket, "Well, there goes that plan, Dot." Maple laughed, "I'll inform the witch of our situation."8964 copyright protection577PENANAKnxt4Hbl8l 維尼
"Y-yeah...and don't call me Dot! Why are you calling me that?" Linkle lifted Malron up and sighed, "I never know what to think of that junior witch."8964 copyright protection577PENANAXpp4YQwgzt 維尼
After getting back to the village, Linkle ran into Maple, who had started flying back to where she found Linkle earlier.8964 copyright protection577PENANAGERkr3pBKE 維尼
"Hey, watch it!" Maple shouted, "Oh, Linkle, it's you! Syrup told me we had to go and grab some things from the woods!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAMALn1M9KLG 維尼
"Well, let's go get them, then!" Linkle cheered.8964 copyright protection577PENANAm4cMndY6bf 維尼
After returning and running back several different times, from the Snow Peak Summit to the Gerudo Desert, they finally had all the ingredients Syrup wanted.8964 copyright protection577PENANAs9mg3PXZUf 維尼
"There, now you can change Mal back!" Linkle cheered.8964 copyright protection577PENANApydbDOG8s3 維尼
"Yes, yes...ah, looks like you're insufferably gleeful even when you're running around doing quests...why?!" Syrup demanded.8964 copyright protection577PENANAva3nA3CDHh 維尼
"Because, it makes me feel like maybe I am the Hero, that one day I'll save Hyrule and...I don't know, I guess that's it." Linkle scratched behind Malron's ear, much the red puppy's delight.8964 copyright protection577PENANAQPQkTZFzT2 維尼
"So...that's why...you do it for the warm and fuzzy feeling...I'll hurl after you leave." Syrup leaned over the counter while Linkle held her hand like a bowl for Malron to drink the antidote from.8964 copyright protection577PENANA1Z13MPWlAq 維尼
"Yep, I just feel so encouraged when I complete a quest!" Linkle confirmed, "Oh, hey, where's Maple? She said she'd meet up with-"8964 copyright protection577PENANAtR6sr05f3c 維尼
Suddenly Maple fell through the roof and rolled into the door, and laughed dazedly, "I just need two seconds, I'll be fine, ha, ha, ha."8964 copyright protection577PENANA5xl1HbqwTu 維尼
"O-okay, Maple's being weird!" Linkle pointed out, "What if she has a concussion?!"8964 copyright protection577PENANA3I6pGcKM4N 維尼
"She's fine, she has a potion on hand just in case."8964 copyright protection577PENANAO34JVwabTr 維尼
"Huh?" Malron leaned up and fell into the hero's shoulder, "That was a weird dream...you were in it."8964 copyright protection577PENANACDnf1vVvaf 維尼
"U-um, good weird?" Linkle asked, "Like how mint tea is good but weird?"8964 copyright protection577PENANATf719uGjlT 維尼
"Hmm, not quite." Malron groaned, holding her head.8964 copyright protection577PENANAwBd1o3KrPe 維尼
"So, how was it bad?"8964 copyright protection577PENANA9gzNHRSyCu 維尼
"It wasn't bad...just weird."8964 copyright protection577PENANA6laeXZY91S 維尼
"O-oh...because I was in it?" Linkle was rather crestfallen, Malron was featured in many of Linkle's dreams, so she had hoped Malron did as well.8964 copyright protection577PENANAjvkqd8btXL 維尼
"Because Syrup was in it...you kept going back to her place to make me a potion, she cursed me or something and...Maple crashed into a door...and then a thousand Stalchildren started dancing...or is the plural Stalchilds?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAbJR9Tq6WAZ 維尼
"That sounds like a pretty crazy dream, there, Mal." Linkle replied rubbing her back, "But Syrup didn't curse you, and Maple crashes all the time, and I'm pretty sure there are no Stal...things around."8964 copyright protection577PENANAuC609KCEWG 維尼
"You carried me, Linkle."8964 copyright protection577PENANAckB6Tf5EDN 維尼
"Of course I did, Mal...I'd carry you any day." Malron turned her head to smile at Linkle, then sat up. As expected by everyone but Maple, Talron kicked in the door, smashing the mage into the wall.8964 copyright protection577PENANABFysZV8hYv 維尼
"I ordered pizza!" Talron screamed.8964 copyright protection577PENANA2596rdY9tu 維尼
"Dad, can't you see we're...in the middle of...Syrup's place?" Malron turned a suspicious gaze to Syrup, "You would never curse me to be a dog, though, right?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAW4nKhzFjPg 維尼
"Ha, ha, of course not!" Syrup lied, "Now you two go so I can throw up...before I get cavities."8964 copyright protection577PENANAGSCAPbViZC 維尼
The pair leaved with a dazed Maple following, leaving Syrup to her darkness.8964 copyright protection577PENANAccDp9nAkXL 維尼
"I don't know why she dreamed of monsters at the end...but that was hauntingly accurate for a dream...somehow she was at least kind of conscious the whole time." Syrup rubbed her hands together as she considered the next curse she should use.8964 copyright protection577PENANAhGahjnG5qR 維尼
Mini Author's Notes: The title sounded like a spell Syrup would cast.8964 copyright protection577PENANALs3wzcx1oZ 維尼
Enthused Antics: Girls Reply to Ganondorf. 8964 copyright protection577PENANAtMjgxWNkqD 維尼
Malron didn't know why she was summoned, neither did Linkle or Rutilah or Dargun or Impa or Savi or Zelda or Maple, but they did know one thing, Ganondorf's smile was freaky.8964 copyright protection577PENANASimN2lqexJ 維尼
"Welcome to 'Girls Reply to Ganondorf!'" Ganondorf yelled, "You're goal is to view one Ganon or Ganondorf, and name the first thought that comes to mind!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAQStuhPUU4K 維尼
The girls exchanged glances and "I don't know" and "seems suspicious; we should investigate" and then turned to Ganondorf, "Okay, let's do it!" Linkle shouted.8964 copyright protection577PENANA7F5tRCV15y 維尼
"Begin!" Ganondorf roared, and suddenly they were sitting at their own panels. Ganondorf was surrounded by a tornado and altered his form, "First, OoT Ganondorf! Zelda, what's on your mind?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAolvJw502wz 維尼
"Hide...hide, hide, hide, run, run, hide, so hide, much run." Zelda ducked behind the panel, but was somehow short enough that ducking was unnecessary for hiding, "Why am I short and so...s-scared?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAD3qA1sWhoP 維尼
"Hey, you made the poor kid cry! I call foul!" Maple slammed her hand into the table and was about to yell about hexes and decimals, when a buzzer went off.8964 copyright protection577PENANAoLPbxdVh1W 維尼
"Out of turn!" Ganondorf shouted. "Next, Impa! OoT Ganon!"8964 copyright protection577PENANA2SmPwClv0Z 維尼
Impa watched as he transformed into a boar type monster, "First reaction is to seal you...second is that I'm hungry. Anyone got any bacon? I want bacon...is that weird?"8964 copyright protection577PENANATvUKBielxu 維尼
"Linkle!" Ganondorf morphed into himself, except he had hair curlers, "TP Ganondorf!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAhBBak1h1TR 維尼
"Um...excuse me, Princess?" Savi coughed, then sputtered, and fell to the floor, laughing, "I-I just want to say—ha, those hair curlers...is this a bad time, Lord Ganondorf? I was hear to fight you, but if you're trying to fix your exotic red hair, I can come back another time!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAqOHl1yp9Cm 維尼
"Out of order...also...you're off my friend list." Ganondorf replied gravelly, "Maple! Here's...TP Ganon!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAmLeyQvk5te 維尼
"Wow...I found Impa's bacon." Maple sighed, bored, "That'll make a lot of bacon."8964 copyright protection577PENANAm6dSHwAAaL 維尼
"Now I want rock sirloin!" Dargun shouted, "Why am I even here, this is a girl's only game show!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAt7XcmBJOP6 維尼
"Quite right, but you're a Goron." Ganondorf noted, "So...you were a loophole...also, out of turn...and out of character...but since you're technically not a girl or canon...next! Wind Waker Ganondorf!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAW21eyLx65o 維尼
Dargun shrugged disinterestedly, "I want to know why you don't wrestle, I mean, you have two swords...why? Why two swords that long? Hey, two samurais called, they want their katanas back."8964 copyright protection577PENANACn3pHLicoQ 維尼
"Moving on! Rutilah!" Ganondorf shouted, "Wind Waker Ganon!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAFPutzYAP75 維尼
"I can't say anything if you keep changing form." Rutilah groaned, "Besides, Zoras are gone by then."8964 copyright protection577PENANA8R09J8408Z 維尼
"Malron!" Ganondorf turned to Malron, who was staring at him, entranced, an arrow in one hand, and a rock in the other, "AU Ganondorf!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAdkaO5B64hC 維尼
"I-I want to...oh, man...oh, man, oh man! O-oh...man," Malron shook as she bounced the rock in her hand, "that neck...I want to stab it so much...c-can I stab you? I-I want to stab you!"8964 copyright protection577PENANABhH8j23gi3 維尼
"Uh, ha, ha, no, thanks, I like being not stabbed—h-hey, get away from me!" Ganondorf jumped back as Malron rushed at him, meanwhile Linkle twiddled her thumbs.8964 copyright protection577PENANAz0EMlzJfn5 維尼
"You guys reckon she can get him?" Linkle crossed her arms, "He seems pretty fast."8964 copyright protection577PENANAj6VxjNkkti 維尼
"In the meantime," Maple began, walking over to Impa, "there's a bacon to be had...considering she's a puppy mutant, I'm surprised Malron isn't getting in on the bacon."8964 copyright protection577PENANAETUhvva75r 維尼
"More for us!" Impa replied with a smirk, "After this, pancetta!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAqadnlrqSOd 維尼
"And a salad with bacon sprinkled over it!" Maple cried.8964 copyright protection577PENANAbLqgef1SCs 維尼
"A Triforce of cholesterol." Savi groaned.8964 copyright protection577PENANA7N2V7znMcu 維尼
"You misunderstand, we're having small servings...we're being careful." Impa assured, "So it's a Triforce of bacon and hog harmony!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAzRCIiySDg5 維尼
"Why doesn't anyone want my opinion?" a green haired girl asked, walking in behind Aryll.8964 copyright protection577PENANALpiATWEyhL 維尼
"Yeah, what's up with this?" Aryll demanded, "I'm kind of tired, it's been a long day, and then I see my sister on the most famous game show ever! I ran over here to find the party ended...oh, look..Malron's trying to stab Ganondorf, let's go play pin the arrow through Ganondorf with her!"8964 copyright protection577PENANAdkuKBqHg7B 維尼
"Okay, anything to keep him from spreading chaos!" the girl replied, skipping close behind Aryll.8964 copyright protection577PENANAX4Df6cSARk 維尼
"Now I want to stab Ganondorf." Savi cried, "Too bad I'm so small."8964 copyright protection577PENANA8uFLOkGVL5 維尼
"Don't worry, Savi, I'm sure you'll be able to aid Link in stabbing Ganondorf...where is he, anyways?"8964 copyright protection577PENANAIjrVePtjrB 維尼
"I don't know...Fi got assigned to him this time I think he's asleep or in jail...I swear, if it's not one thing, it's another!" Savi sighed, "I just hope he isn't smashing the pots in an angry person's home."8964 copyright protection577PENANAUZz2aiitj9 維尼
Meanwhile, in a Gerudo prison, Link was playing the ocarina in what his fellow prisoners liked to call, "The Gerudo Blues", about how they all got locked up without a hookshot. Unfortunately, nobody thought to climb the window or use Farore's Wind or reload their game...whatever that was.8964 copyright protection577PENANAIGRbCOHQ6X 維尼
Mini Author's Notes: So, one night a made this title...then the story...IDK what I was thinking, except that I needed another mini chapter and wanted to parody Malron stabbing and YouTube videos about reactions, and to start a series of Enthused Antics, but I will say this that I know to be true: The Unplanner's story "The Shipping Wars" was awesome and I like it a lot, and I read it recently, but I read it a little while back, so the idea of a bunch of girls competing was still fresh in mind, so uh, yeah...that's why a bunch of girls are...competing...Dargun was a very fun exception...I almost threw Ghirahim's fabulous self in there, too, though! Maybe in the next Enthused Antic? 8964 copyright protection577PENANACdWYmOVvhr 維尼