Legend of Linkle: Chibi Great Adventures 78964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡby6ypVUUAl 維尼
Hug Pounces, Zelda Romance, and Ganondorf Being Weird8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnk5SFsGTX 維尼
Malron looked around outside her home, wondering where Linkle could be. Suddenly the shutters slammed open and when she looked up, Linkle was leaning out the window, "Return of the queen!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqbmDfmHbj 維尼
"Zoras?" Malron inquired.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFoBbyQMaz 維尼
"Nope, nothing serious, just me," Linkle used a clawshot to get to another roof and then to a crate next to Malron, "the Queen of Hug Pounces!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2hjIKv4st 維尼
"You realize I'm your sole target, right?" Malron sighed, "You hardly have many subjects, for a queen."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPLisOlnUx 維尼
"But I cherish them all equally." Linkle smiled, then pushed Malron's shoulder, "Now run."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVZOgjVbKs 維尼
Malron sighed, a wry smirk on her lips, "Fine."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H7rRs2G1b 維尼
She ran as far as where the path to the woods opened up before she heard Linkle thundering behind her. She narrowed her eyes and turned to Linkle. In the past, sudden change in direction was the only way to avoid getting caught, but this time she had a different goal.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgdWjuC1g1 維尼
Malron struck her heel into the ground and spun around, crashing into Linkle, "Hug pounce!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡR02pktptI0 維尼
Linkle grunted under the slightly taller redhead and pushed herself up on her arms before falling back down and "I-I see that! Okay, you have me."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hv3v4h9jg 維尼
"Yes!" Malron laughed cheekily, "I do have you."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXJnAHt59z 維尼
"You're still anxious about the Zora, aren't you?" Linkle sighed, "I'm telling you, it's just a parody!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡswx4XC5XXQ 維尼
"Oh, I'm not worried...I'm just wondering when it'll be my turn to get carried."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiEEYyVcYE 維尼
"But romance is never the center of the adventure-" suddenly Zelda in a pink, realistic-but-not-hardly dress walked by them, accompanied by Illia, "Okay, well, maybe in a bit? Just hang on."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs22dhZd0j 維尼
"I'm beginning to fear fate doesn't ship it." Malron sighed.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLmxxdCU59 維尼
"Don't worry," Linkle winked, "I'll always be our biggest fan!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsD5NoXAcJ 維尼
"Senpai!" Ganondorf cried, "Oh man, I'm your ship's biggest fan!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGevRJdong 維尼
"Nope." Linkle snapped her fingers and Ganondorf vanished, "I'm not in the mood to deal with yandere Ganondorf...or even mildly fanboy Ganondorf."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH94l70tKA 維尼
The phantom of Ganondorf that started to appear faded, and a Ganondorf appeared up against a tree, "Hmm, Linkle, Malron...don't ask why I'm here, not like I want to rule the world or anything, stupid."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbwbsQAZhH 維尼
Malron and Linkle exchanged a glance before walking away.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG5axNJcHN 維尼
"Of course...leave, not like I wanted to get an autograph, dummy."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDQl3RDCcc 維尼
Mini ANs: Um...yeah, this is...crazy enough?8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsBpZ2LuY7 維尼
Drake Dad8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUgO7CESui 維尼
Volga wondered how he got into this situation. Some prank of the gods, to send a little girl on his path to Death Mountain to challenge a mighty Goron army, he almost passed her, but looking at her, he realized something was off.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAeJuF9e70 維尼
"Hylians are like animals...so where's the human cub's mother?" Volga turned to the sky and thought of sighing a breath of flame, but didn't want to burn the woods, "Human girl, where is your mother?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v7tUeyGCu 維尼
The blonde child merely stared at him, clutching a compass in her hands, "I-I...don't...know."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5PnaV66km 維尼
Volga grimaced and the girl ran to hide behind a tree, "Din...what is this you're doing? A test of strength? Hmm...patience is strength...fine, I'll take care of the girl."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmcz1mk9Tm 維尼
Volga stepped to the side, his lips shaking as he turned them into a smile, "Hello, little human cub, it's bad for you to be out in the rain like this, I have a liar five miles into the woods, and until I find your herd you'll have to tolerate my...smile challenged face. Trust me, this is more scary for me than it is for you, I was about to have the fight of my life before you came along, now I have to wait until you've molted to your adult stage before flying to Death Mountain, annoying brat."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc8CZT8nUd 維尼
Volga took a wrong step and received a hit upside his head from the compass, which landed in his hand, "What...why did you-"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6BSJDpzf9 維尼
The girl stepped up to him with a grimace of her own. He sighed and tossed the compass next to her, "I don't fight weaklings." suddenly five Skulltulas landed around them, "But it looks like I have no say in the matter...this time."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo7du5cGuc 維尼
After a brief fight in which he kept the monsters at bay until they died, he turned to find the human child standing behind him, "Now, we should go before more show up."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxBtLoDfYf 維尼
"M-my name...is Linkle." the girl whispered hoarsely.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSAek3lXoN 維尼
"Okay...Linkle." Volga didn't know why his lips felt weird, but after tracing them he found them curved into some strange shape, but Linkle was smiling at the expression he wore, "Am I smiling?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqqoSPr0c6 維尼
Linkle nodded happily and he felt his smile grow bigger.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX2o6vYAKi 維尼
The years went by and Linkle's metamorphosis was complete, she was was finally an independent human, but for some reason she still hung around.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2CDEXuct9 維尼
"Why are you still here? Isn't your adolescent phase complete?" Volga wondered.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW2uxSwzI3 維尼
"Of course it is, but...I don't know, you are my dad, right?" Linkle crossed her arms, "Besides, I got you hooked on human food, now I can go to the town by myself and you don't need to run around with that green cloak you found on that tree I woke up under."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1KMEwi0Qj 維尼
"It never fit me anyways, it was always so awkward to walk around like that in a city."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSlyjuPKse 維尼
"You like humans now, don't you?" Linkle beamed.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpxGuBXPEd 維尼
"N-no...maybe with one exception...is this what human parents put up with?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnZHSCDEJt 維尼
"Ah, I didn't disappoint you, did I?" Linkle whined.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡhziKbj7u4V 維尼
"N-no, of course not! You're...you're going to be the death of me!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3gHZKZiAs 維尼
"I'm going to go to the village nearby, okay, Dad?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX1PWk7gUv 維尼
"Face...palm."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgcIo75W0s 維尼
"What was that, Dad?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWQJUkViKW 維尼
"Just be careful, remember the powers I taught you and be wary of humans...they don't deserve to count you among them." Volga pulled on an apron he had grown accustom to wearing and pulled out a pan, "Dinner will be done around evening."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SCCeez9yW 維尼
"Okay, great Dad, I'll be back in a couple hours!" Linkle closed the door behind her, two seconds later she opened the door again, "You marked the path right?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmkqWTXZQf 維尼
"Just follow the coals on the ground." Volga replied.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡESD02mVHc4 維尼
"Okay, great!" Linkle left again, and opened the door a second time, "Can I have that green cloak? I like green and-"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMzL8fPLB5 維尼
"Yes." Volga waited for Linkle to leave again, "You want to look like the Hero...but why would you want to save a country that doesn't know you...why do you think our Heroes are forgotten? People forget not the songs...but to sing...and then they forget the songs. Whatever, I know you're a human because you're unreasonable."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUjSWrf4iL 維尼
Linkle came back a little later than usual, and Volga was halfway to the village when his adoptive daughter and a red haired young woman that he never saw before, "Linkle, you had me worried sick!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVabBO6Ga5 維尼
"Sorry, Dad!" Linkle grimaced and the young woman looked between them.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25ipJXb7PJ 維尼
"Um, I know you said I wouldn't believe it...but you're father is a monster?" the woman inquired.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9bDCHEKop 維尼
"Linkle...you told her about me?" Volga crossed his arms, "If her herd found out-"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡkldQ5sOwtT 維尼
"We were searching for her father, so I said how mine was so reliable an always found me, the reverse of her situation." Linkle explained, "She's very nice, she's loved by a horse that apparently doesn't like anybody much...which is why it was strange the horse liked me."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIF3FeSucf 維尼
"My name's Malron." the red head extended her hand and Volga narrowed his gaze, begrudgingly extending his own hand to banish the frown on Linkle's face.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRYwEUVqeo 維尼
"Volga, I'm Linkle's father." Volga introduced himself, "Excuse my being a monster."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJqBmkV1sO 維尼
"Monster...is relative," Malron replied, so genuinely, it stung Volga, somewhere in his chest, though he wasn't quite sure where, "you raised such a wonderful person, how could you be a monster?8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHwTIS26PX 維尼
"How do you make that conclusion?" Volga crossed his arms, "I kept her alive, but she is herself."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqMGj1lj5p 維尼
Ah, right...you raised such a happy person, so how could you be a monster?" Malron corrected herself, smiling. It was going to be an interesting new point in their lives, from that day Malron appeared in the woods with Linkle.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4nUG3vs5U 維尼
After a while, the girl and Linkle had taken to spending time together around the liar, which was a place he didn't approve of a human wandering. One evening he found Malron showing Linkle the proper form for wielding a long bow, then handed her the bow. Linkle's form was immediately perfect, so Malron handed her an arrow.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTndK89OBx 維尼
Just as Volga was about to retreat some strong looking Hylian Volga had never seen before ran up to Linkle...who still had the arrow drawn, "Get down!" Volga shouted.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx48C6eMJY 維尼
Linkle turned away from the man, arrow pointed to the ground, "Talron, what are you doing here?!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdtdsLBT1I 維尼
"Oh, well...I was about to say, dinner's done." Talron waved for them to follow.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlnh8SzlDv 維尼
Similar occurrences followed, where Linkle and Malron were standing close, one of them usually blushing, and they turn to meet the other's gaze, always to be interrupted by Talron. As a father, he decided he'd have to have a talk with Malron's father, either he was just jumping to conclusion, or it was painfully obvious that the pair—for whatever reason—didn't want to be interrupted.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QwvQLqZSg 維尼
"Ahem, Talron," Volga began, setting down his glass of milk, "thank you for your hospitality, but I came here to address the issue of our daughters...I fear they may be in love...whatever that is."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJxvbNduqa 維尼
"Love? You sure about that?" Talron was perfectly oblivious, but Volga nodded.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9jdkpeaUV 維尼
"I'm certain...and it seems for all the world that you intend to postpone them...but take it from me, trying to delay the inevitable just makes it hurt that much worse when you fail...I knew Linkle would try to find a herd of humans...um, village, and that we would probably grow further apart...I have decided to embrace the short time left, rather than begin a never ending hike through the woods."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq568Oc6zN 維尼
"I still don't see it, I just thought they were real good friends." Talron took another gulp of milk, "But I won't try to stop them either way."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oMOywRnzh 維尼
"Yet you always show up at just the wrong moment...it's uncanny."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGaKl1SU0O 維尼
"Thank you."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡN379HKiQm3 維尼
Volga groaned tiredly. This was one battle he wasn't going to win.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjOUQ3WWED 維尼
On the way back, in the woods, Talron suddenly ran passed Volga. Upon arriving on the scene, Volga found Talron shouting, while Linkle was rubbing her head against Malron's shoulder.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgwc5wZ0mG 維尼
"Dad...how many mushrooms did you have this time?!" Malron demanded, pulling one hand from behind Linkle's back.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI5tlQuLQ0 維尼
Volga knew it was going to be an interesting, humorous life, on the day Talron's habits came to light.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9o6urjlq3 維尼
MA/N: This almost was serious...but that would have required another story. Also, the initials for Mini Author's Notes is pretty funny.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBpOWMHeuk 維尼
Be Always Ready!8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxR7YyNIDM 維尼
"Linkle," the Great Deku Tree began, "now begins thine quest."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOy2LrGCzo 維尼
"Yes, Da—uh, Great Deku Tree!" Linkle agreed.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6lPPCemZh 維尼
"But be warned: It is dangerous to go alone, take this fairy on thy sojourn." suddenly a red fairy flew over Linkle, "Her name art thine mind's state: Redi."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡYslwGZlciS 維尼
"Yippee, a guardian fairy!" Linkle started on a jig to celebrate, when the fairy swirled around her, distracting her.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDpHDuKgJR 維尼
"I'm Redi, your guardian fairy!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLKMIdosNC 維尼
"I'm ready, too, let's go save the world and chew gum!" Linkle reached into her pocket and sighed sadly, "Aw, I'm all out of gum."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD2x2KTSMl 維尼
At the end they were, Seventh Sage awakened and captured. Now they stood to fight against Ganondorf, and Linkle readied the Master Sword, which consumed—in a great blaze—the three Spiritual Gemstones.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVWEIJuTaa 維尼
"Ha, ha, ha, tell me, kid, before I kill you in a horribly bloody manner, what is your name?" Ganondorf inquired.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY2Hujl4lp 維尼
"I am-" Linkle began.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBOy5jYNX7 維尼
"Redi!" Redi shouted, and Ganondorf held his hand over his chest. He fell to the ground and spewed his corrupted, green blood upon the tiles, but instead of a liquid, it was a vile mist.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡZskRVlZvjZ 維尼
"H-how...why?" Ganondorf fell upon the ground with a mighty roar.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeTwGVE9SI 維尼
"Redi, what did you do?!" Linkle wondered, shocked.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw5eqJSrbR 維尼
"I spoke out of turn, plus my name was so ironic with what you said that he's dead...his sense of humor was basically corrupted, like his blood, so he can't comprehend a real joke!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaYXB5Pmyx 維尼
"O-oh...does that mean I don't need the Master Sword?" Linkle wondered.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnWy7rjiAV 維尼
"Worry about that later, time to carry the second princess in the game!" Redi announced.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE9yCOf3dO 維尼
"Got it," Linkle grunted as she hefted Zelda upright, "but why do I have to carry Zelda?"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjkekRK17Z 維尼
"To show the true power of your compass?" Redi offered, as they walked into a not-really-ambush.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XKWWXJ8Du 維尼
"Makes sense." Linkle mused, untouched, and Zelda opened all the gates with a flick of her wrist.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP7yWpO9Vi 維尼
On the way down the passed Samus, who said something about a Dark Samus holding her up.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaI1IZ9UkS 維尼
As the ran away, Ganon's Tower fell. Linkle turned around and stared at the debris.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKJmuckK4T 維尼
"I sense...it's not over yet." Zelda breathed.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfMqzi0cxM 維尼
"I'll go finish him with the Master Sword, then." Linkle sat Zelda down and drew the sacred blade.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDetB8U8o2 維尼
The sacred blade was immediately knocked out of her hand, "Oh, well, looks like I won't, then."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa0l9WPEcc 維尼
Linkle smiled and grabbed her crossbows, but Ganon was too fast and she couldn't get a hit in before he was within swinging range of her, so she pulled Biggoron's Blade off her back and struck at him. This was the blade she wielded when the Master Sword was still at half strength, back then Biggoron's Blade was four times as powerful as the Master Sword, but now it was only twice as strong, and still half as easy to use, which basically meant it was the same difference, except the enemy might die before it hurt her Heart.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpxVPufbHJ 維尼
Linkle charged in, deft dodges and well timed blocks and counters. She truly was a weapon master, but then something tragic and unforeseen happened: Biggoron's Blade broke just pass the hilt.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIFjRnSPkZ 維尼
"T-that's fine, we just need to hit his tail, anyways!" Linkle decided, delivering another scratch from her broken blade. Suddenly Ganon fell over and Zelda paralyzed Ganon, then called Linkle back to get the Master Sword, but just as she was half way there, she ran into the wall of fire, "It was a trick?! Ganon was only playing dead...ha, I didn't know old pigs could learn new tricks."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx71MhtiYO 維尼
"Hurry, Linkle, grab the blade end and have Redi distract Ganon with a joke!" Zelda suggested, "Meanwhile fuse the blade and hilt back together with the sacred flame of your soul!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVdz89kFhm 維尼
"Oh, good plan!" Linkle approved, "I'll find the blade!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBtTYjB8fr 維尼
Linkle ran back to Ganon, rolled under his stubby legs, and looked to her compass, "Seeker, seek out the blade of Biggoron's Broken Blade!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNC9eP5LXV 維尼
Linkle ran to the blade and held the two ends together, "Fusing Flames!" suddenly the sword's break was engulfed in flames, but Ganon's stomps interrupted her. She stopped the spell and ran with the two ends, and cast a curious glance at the princess, who was trying to wriggle the Blade of Evil's Bane through the wall of fire.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBlxs5eBp3 維尼
"Linkle, this is a Diablos X firewall, there's no way the Blade of Evil's Bane can cleave it...ironically enough." Zelda frowned, "Yet it could cut a wall of darkness...maybe it has to do with your soul."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwzJwYZC1C 維尼
"You'll figure something out if I can't!" Linkle tried to encourage the princess, but Zelda was still glum.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9pWMChQXh 維尼
"I don't know...maybe the Arrow of Light can pierce it!" Zelda strung an arrow stepped backwards until the arch was perfect, "Goddess of Wind...please guide my shot!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBrxuTtGvE 維尼
Meanwhile, in the Cosmos Castle Observatory, a divine meeting took place.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvKzBYMQZa 維尼
"Hmm, a call for divine intervention!" Farore reached forward, but the arrow bounced off the firewall's invisible-unless-required-roof, "Aw...and she asked so nicely, too!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XjeAmGgKl 維尼
Din stomped her foot, "Fire's my deal, man, he's going down...in a blaze of glory!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQiQpf4Ug1 維尼
Nayru laughed, "You and your fire jokes! But the battle of the Triforces and their vessels cannot be interfered with directly by the gods who created the Triforce...which means us, unfortunately."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡEchwUudx89 維尼
"Well, Zelda is outside the ring...Nayru, can you do anything?" Farore inquired.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJUc17p6ZY 維尼
"Ah, that's a loophole!" Din cheered, "We can all do something, thanks to the unspecified mention of the 'gods' who made the Triforce, not just Nayru...who's representative is outside the battle."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTcgoDd0Ak 維尼
"Hang on!" Nayru stepped forward and opened her arms, "Zelda gave Linkle advice...she did her part."8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLxhZYAxOW 維尼
All the gods present winced, Nayru was right, there was nothing they could do, so it was up to Farore to send a breeze down to refresh and encourage the Hero.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14LPKW92mm 維尼
The time spent in the warm arena was overbearing, and Linkle felt like falling down, but then a gently breeze swept over the battlefield, as evidenced by the movement of Zelda's hair, "Come on, Linkle, the gods are watching! And the one who guides the winds and my Triforce to me...the wind, connected...yet physically not...oh, well, a bad plan is better than none!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsAav5WDEQ 維尼
As Redi bombarded Ganon with more jokes, Linkle looked at the two ends of the blade in her hand and used them both on Ganon's tail, sending him down twice as fast. Zelda paralyzed Ganon again and Linkle ran to Ganon's forehead and held the point of the blade to his head, using the palm of her other hand to push the steel point against Ganon's forehead.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq7rm7qrmi 維尼
"Binding Blade!" she shouted, a golden light shining from her compass and blue lines running along the blade, which sunk into Ganon's skull. He suddenly rose and stumbled backwards, roaring in agony.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wNI4g3Ax4 維尼
Zelda called upon the Sages and they encircled him. Zelda laid a hand on the blade in Ganon's forehead, and with a collective cry, they sealed Ganon away.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAmVSvUb5U 維尼
Linkle would never forget that word, that one, mighty, demon shattering word. "Nope!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvaVyejoRJ 維尼
MAN: Redi's...ready. Okay, so Savi was going to be a red fairy named Redi, but since she was with Link, she had to be blue, so I held onto Redi for later.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXhpVDRBm9 維尼
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"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen," Ganondorf greeted, "to Hyrulean kitchen, today we have a very special guest, Linkle!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVRbvkW0AL 維尼
The curtains raised to reveal Linkle standing alongside the Sages.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAIzjSaJ45 維尼
Impa held up two frying pans, Linkle aimed her crossbows and shouted, "Lava Bomb!" and two fiery orange blasts exploded against the frying pans.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡQliLX8aGYZ 維尼
Zelda, standing behind Impa, readied several arrows, all had bacon strips skewered to them, with a cry of "Scattered Light Pierce!", the arrows rained upon the pans, sticking holes through them.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw9RIu5C3x 維尼
Rutilah ran towards Linkle with an arm full of tomatoes. Linkle knelt down and boosted her so she could scatter the tomatoes onto the frying pans, she slung slivers of water at the red orbs before they even got close to the frying pan, and shouted, "Aqua Slice!"8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgmEScHMGQ 維尼
"Meanwhile the other Sages are working on the dough!" Ganondorf announced, rotating the stage to reveal a green haired Sage standing before the wheat.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJZxpbi3ay 維尼
"Rising Gale!" she cried, jumping with a spin, catching the grain that flew up in a sack, then tossed it to Dargun.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRb5ZrjfPD 維尼
"Boulder Roll!" Dargun shouted, strapping the sack to his back and rolling around until the he ground up the contents into flour.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnNHIQz1BA 維尼
Rutilah chopped some lettuce while the others worked on throwing the ingredients around before setting it aside.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡHya520UByl 維尼
"But we don't have all day for the dough to rise, so they'll use the bread they made earlier!" Ganondorf announced.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2LbWjJ1qi 維尼
Impa slammed the pans into the counter, freeing bacon and tomatoes from the skewering arrows, and emptied the pans onto the bread and added lettuce, then Ru, Sage of Light, carried the sandwich to Nabooru, who sprinkled sand on it and sat a fork next to it. Having put the sand into sandwich, Ru brought the sandwich to Ganondorf and passed the plate to him.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIWjm890x1 維尼
Ganondorf took one bite before spitting out the food, and took the water Malron offered him, "Wait, Malron?!" Ganondorf gasped.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ykLa5xYfJ 維尼
"Ha, ha." Malron grinned and took the fork off the plate the Sages have given them, the curtains closed, stage set for the ultimate assassination plot.8964 copyright protection702ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjUnHHW4iX 維尼
MANs: Linkle's role was kind of small, but as the Hero, she has the power to cook with the Sages, what more do you need? This was made to answer that age old question which keeps us all up at night: Just how many Sages does it take to make a sandwich? The answer is seven, one to add the sand. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week. Easiest one week vacancy ever.706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCXzXDovtP
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