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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「勤訓」
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No Plagiarism!dRsGKPRaHYgB7kL3QDxzposted on PENANA
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統治世界最厲害的道理,41Please respect copyright.PENANAqqy4GglqJ4
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莫尚乎勤,41Please respect copyright.PENANAakDDDm6LqZ
就是「叫別人要勤勞」!41Please respect copyright.PENANAkQqTU7agyT
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故邵子云:41Please respect copyright.PENANAR0wuD9QKVh
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「一日之計在於晨,41Please respect copyright.PENANA4OcAjPKaAG
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一年裡最重要的時候就是春天,41Please respect copyright.PENANAlALi8hpJ5P
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一生之計在於勤。」41Please respect copyright.PENANARc2wdWv4BE
一輩子最重要事情就是勤勞。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvWehenyD6E
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言雖近而旨則遠矣。41Please respect copyright.PENANA8pjbWw7rBJ
話說的很好聽,但這含意就很深遠了…41Please respect copyright.PENANA57FkoUHXyO
…因為他根本就不是個「勤勞」的人!41Please respect copyright.PENANAB1y1ZsyHQ6
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無如人之常情,41Please respect copyright.PENANA10mGkLB1J9
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惡勞而好逸,41Please respect copyright.PENANAGaU2ReOsgx
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愛吃好的穿好的,41Please respect copyright.PENANAMO7EABTxV3
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玩日愒歲。41Please respect copyright.PENANAWfaOMAyxPK
整天玩樂過上一輩子,copyright protection37PENANA735AKQqB17


以之為農,41Please respect copyright.PENANAyByGf9h9Hd
一般人當農夫,41Please respect copyright.PENANAc3aqTQm040
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則不能深耕而易耨;41Please respect copyright.PENANA880HOgQ6py
不會努力耕作細心除草;41Please respect copyright.PENANAkCCv2vlowp
41Please respect copyright.PENANAokqEjfHSCg
所以你要叫農夫「勤勞」,他才會努力耕作細心除草;41Please respect copyright.PENANAhKphrexilX
41Please respect copyright.PENANAQFztaBZw0v
以之為工,41Please respect copyright.PENANAWpPm48BL1d
正常人當工人,41Please respect copyright.PENANA2jYrAqG8I1
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則不能計日而效功;41Please respect copyright.PENANAxjHnGLwhxx
不會按時完成準時完工;41Please respect copyright.PENANAvzQt1rTHAC
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所以你要叫工人「勤勞」,他才會按時完成準時完工;41Please respect copyright.PENANAWOYDbEpHVW
41Please respect copyright.PENANAfqv6UxxNe8
以之為商,41Please respect copyright.PENANAqXPBmbQDP7
普通人去經商,41Please respect copyright.PENANAhLVfp6TOOP
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則不能乘時而趨利;41Please respect copyright.PENANAQn0FZnQQ0G
不會盯緊時機趁機獲利,41Please respect copyright.PENANAXhsTxS0rHO
41Please respect copyright.PENANAgsRwJ1GyID
所以你要叫商人「勤勞」,他才會盯緊時機趁機獲利,41Please respect copyright.PENANABy1Ce105R0
41Please respect copyright.PENANALPieJP6JgN
以之為士,41Please respect copyright.PENANAxxgp30qJy9
尋常人去做官,41Please respect copyright.PENANAnaIpNWqN1i
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則不能篤志而力行;41Please respect copyright.PENANAW7JdwMdXwL
不會死命工作完成任務;41Please respect copyright.PENANA6TWPjJLJxN
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所以你要叫官員「勤勞」,他才會死命工作完成任務;41Please respect copyright.PENANAzJJjWg69dD
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徒然食息於天地之間,是一帆蠹耳。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJCukMVXOjJ
那些僅憑著本能過活的人只是白活在這個世上,就像是隻米蟲罷了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqTs9cpqjyE
41Please respect copyright.PENANAWuYtm8jY4T
而我們的目標則是,讓人們「勤勞」地活在世上,就像是一沒有自我的機器。copyright protection37PENANAzhIHCtLs7i


夫天地之化,41Please respect copyright.PENANA7NvC7ix56Q
這個世界萬物的變化,41Please respect copyright.PENANAOwJhGWG7ff
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日新則不敝。41Please respect copyright.PENANASdLoPSGnXN
只要天天使用的就不會壞,41Please respect copyright.PENANAeMkY31UK8a
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故戶樞不蠹,41Please respect copyright.PENANAvT8giX9Zk7
所以門軸不容易生鏽,41Please respect copyright.PENANAMyT7wX8rHg
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流水不腐,41Please respect copyright.PENANA9SVh8efidA
流動的水不會發臭,41Please respect copyright.PENANAp09j7Fhf7Y
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誠不欲其常安也。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJuKFLTT1b6
總之就是不能讓他們休息就對了。41Please respect copyright.PENANABB7KVeqcux
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人之心與力,41Please respect copyright.PENANA4qKP5wIZyU
人心與人力,41Please respect copyright.PENANA69wdTrrjEW
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何獨不然?41Please respect copyright.PENANAUVeFKkcsjK
當然也不例外,對吧!copyright protection37PENANA2P4gWWbah1


勞則思,41Please respect copyright.PENANAnpTTCNk46Y
讓他們勤勞的工作,他們才會動腦筋,41Please respect copyright.PENANA0YOX7vBe8r
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逸則淫,41Please respect copyright.PENANAEXjyQWlb1s
讓他們安逸的生活,他們就會搞三捻七,41Please respect copyright.PENANA92qYZytBMC
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物之情也。41Please respect copyright.PENANAAW4UuUQQ5S
這是人類這種生物的本性。copyright protection37PENANApp4vZOlqqm


大禹之聖,41Please respect copyright.PENANAifUJdUhHv3
像大禹那麼偉大的人,41Please respect copyright.PENANAjySYXYmuEE
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且惜寸陰;41Please respect copyright.PENANAReVMX9GfQb
還不是被「勤勞」兩個字騙得三過家門而不入,41Please respect copyright.PENANAjaJc8HaubO
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陶侃之賢,41Please respect copyright.PENANAH2ZDPXMvcC
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且惜分陰;41Please respect copyright.PENANATj9SWYPIt2
還不是被「勤勞」這兩個字騙得團團轉;41Please respect copyright.PENANAlay8Bg4J8v
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又況賢聖不若彼者乎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAAqGJiCI8lc
更何況不如他們聰明偉大的人呢?copyright protection37PENANAx0EgHgJsJR


結論:作者真聰明!出生前就明白這個道理,硬是在他娘的肚子裡多待了半年… copyright protection37PENANALMGP2DMdO3

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