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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「勤訓」
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治生之道,54Please respect copyright.PENANAvgTVIULC3Z
統治世界最厲害的道理,54Please respect copyright.PENANAOms21mjdzb
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莫尚乎勤,54Please respect copyright.PENANAbkG5fo0113
就是「叫別人要勤勞」!54Please respect copyright.PENANA0PqtSrQcFp
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故邵子云:54Please respect copyright.PENANAVoRBu7Zu90
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「一日之計在於晨,54Please respect copyright.PENANAYC1PdvXd06
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一年裡最重要的時候就是春天,54Please respect copyright.PENANA0ehgiO94Nw
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一生之計在於勤。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAbFGLSCyBvz
一輩子最重要事情就是勤勞。54Please respect copyright.PENANAkvNBM5qWad
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言雖近而旨則遠矣。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJqkpcd2KOy
話說的很好聽,但這含意就很深遠了…54Please respect copyright.PENANAk847KQdaMn
…因為他根本就不是個「勤勞」的人!54Please respect copyright.PENANAnfjtt0vE9K
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無如人之常情,54Please respect copyright.PENANASsPXAANNKz
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惡勞而好逸,54Please respect copyright.PENANAt42j1CTPqD
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甘食褕衣,54Please respect copyright.PENANArWWtfY59Nv
愛吃好的穿好的,54Please respect copyright.PENANANd7zrdXYOt
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玩日愒歲。54Please respect copyright.PENANAsAjp3zo9Jc
整天玩樂過上一輩子,copyright protection50PENANA8shBpt7mha


以之為農,54Please respect copyright.PENANAFwpM5RZ3PO
一般人當農夫,54Please respect copyright.PENANAxiUnxPFrqO
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則不能深耕而易耨;54Please respect copyright.PENANATiXi43947Z
不會努力耕作細心除草;54Please respect copyright.PENANATEiO2PDIg3
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所以你要叫農夫「勤勞」,他才會努力耕作細心除草;54Please respect copyright.PENANAoPkm8pqitx
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以之為工,54Please respect copyright.PENANASvMPr04QX0
正常人當工人,54Please respect copyright.PENANASmPdIXC8g6
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則不能計日而效功;54Please respect copyright.PENANAenC1d32hU0
不會按時完成準時完工;54Please respect copyright.PENANAhNm7055Cdl
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所以你要叫工人「勤勞」,他才會按時完成準時完工;54Please respect copyright.PENANA3OKFPYJRfD
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以之為商,54Please respect copyright.PENANA5MqZYe1QaA
普通人去經商,54Please respect copyright.PENANAddoYSeWB5c
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不會盯緊時機趁機獲利,54Please respect copyright.PENANAQZ3fYWtUyy
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所以你要叫商人「勤勞」,他才會盯緊時機趁機獲利,54Please respect copyright.PENANAKbFHCUCian
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以之為士,54Please respect copyright.PENANAintNfXuvyF
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不會死命工作完成任務;54Please respect copyright.PENANAW2cNDch9O3
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所以你要叫官員「勤勞」,他才會死命工作完成任務;54Please respect copyright.PENANASa7eyTPTaV
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徒然食息於天地之間,是一帆蠹耳。54Please respect copyright.PENANAgAOd6ZhzTy
那些僅憑著本能過活的人只是白活在這個世上,就像是隻米蟲罷了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJLIQZgKOaU
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而我們的目標則是,讓人們「勤勞」地活在世上,就像是一沒有自我的機器。copyright protection50PENANAg2kq2yjANN


夫天地之化,54Please respect copyright.PENANA6pFUDMUUmO
這個世界萬物的變化,54Please respect copyright.PENANAt5zbWzsGnC
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日新則不敝。54Please respect copyright.PENANAgI9WDNIxI5
只要天天使用的就不會壞,54Please respect copyright.PENANAmbaVm7uPNS
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流水不腐,54Please respect copyright.PENANAqvTfZ8Hh6G
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誠不欲其常安也。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzHDsWDBDUI
總之就是不能讓他們休息就對了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAkbSnCgHAZN
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人之心與力,54Please respect copyright.PENANAnxY10VECyz
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當然也不例外,對吧!copyright protection50PENANA04TnWih5hY


勞則思,54Please respect copyright.PENANAtNzd0PAtMx
讓他們勤勞的工作,他們才會動腦筋,54Please respect copyright.PENANAWxphRkSahJ
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逸則淫,54Please respect copyright.PENANAwAo5OpVpSI
讓他們安逸的生活,他們就會搞三捻七,54Please respect copyright.PENANAWPfl67GZhX
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物之情也。54Please respect copyright.PENANAOwCdCqCxPu
這是人類這種生物的本性。copyright protection50PENANAapqr1QU8db


大禹之聖,54Please respect copyright.PENANAgMkw8qDOqV
像大禹那麼偉大的人,54Please respect copyright.PENANAM9FfPIpJUp
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且惜寸陰;54Please respect copyright.PENANA2mpmSyNvmd
還不是被「勤勞」兩個字騙得三過家門而不入,54Please respect copyright.PENANAq9m6ocONWJ
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陶侃之賢,54Please respect copyright.PENANAwYaWl2u9yQ
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且惜分陰;54Please respect copyright.PENANA33oeZKgtTP
還不是被「勤勞」這兩個字騙得團團轉;54Please respect copyright.PENANAkgOk0TIWNU
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又況賢聖不若彼者乎?54Please respect copyright.PENANArcEQqEBH8v
更何況不如他們聰明偉大的人呢?copyright protection50PENANAjteEUgcdR0


結論:作者真聰明!出生前就明白這個道理,硬是在他娘的肚子裡多待了半年… copyright protection50PENANA0R4Uf1cw6u

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