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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「勤訓」
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統治世界最厲害的道理,46Please respect copyright.PENANAwoxnx73cQq
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莫尚乎勤,46Please respect copyright.PENANA4LiM3F7hYr
就是「叫別人要勤勞」!46Please respect copyright.PENANAjvPQSnYWAO
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故邵子云:46Please respect copyright.PENANActAvfEanV9
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「一日之計在於晨,46Please respect copyright.PENANALZrluHZF5V
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一年裡最重要的時候就是春天,46Please respect copyright.PENANAwHrHbZXdzh
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一生之計在於勤。」46Please respect copyright.PENANAYQqIA1W3DP
一輩子最重要事情就是勤勞。46Please respect copyright.PENANAA9x1RJ0OWA
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言雖近而旨則遠矣。46Please respect copyright.PENANAFQb6yM7vPL
話說的很好聽,但這含意就很深遠了…46Please respect copyright.PENANAkqVSrMBsAx
…因為他根本就不是個「勤勞」的人!46Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fene400zR
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無如人之常情,46Please respect copyright.PENANAe6A9Z1VAuv
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惡勞而好逸,46Please respect copyright.PENANANjEotEpofU
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愛吃好的穿好的,46Please respect copyright.PENANAbhSDnD0SQj
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玩日愒歲。46Please respect copyright.PENANANoDi0tggKD
整天玩樂過上一輩子,copyright protection42PENANAmb4Dq1jSg7


以之為農,46Please respect copyright.PENANALVVEyjiyc8
一般人當農夫,46Please respect copyright.PENANAS0bivIl1kM
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不會努力耕作細心除草;46Please respect copyright.PENANAhYMtghbCiw
46Please respect copyright.PENANApuEAj4LCKd
所以你要叫農夫「勤勞」,他才會努力耕作細心除草;46Please respect copyright.PENANAF5qDlhaUrg
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以之為工,46Please respect copyright.PENANAUwxy7RDStn
正常人當工人,46Please respect copyright.PENANA68twLONVIf
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則不能計日而效功;46Please respect copyright.PENANAEszc1H3Ezw
不會按時完成準時完工;46Please respect copyright.PENANA2GEvcqj0l2
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所以你要叫工人「勤勞」,他才會按時完成準時完工;46Please respect copyright.PENANAVApvMqcQ5M
46Please respect copyright.PENANAm7s1DFrXFN
以之為商,46Please respect copyright.PENANAZVlr9iLwbG
普通人去經商,46Please respect copyright.PENANAt7hSD4iQUn
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則不能乘時而趨利;46Please respect copyright.PENANAy5mTwvci2o
不會盯緊時機趁機獲利,46Please respect copyright.PENANAYvwgn9kG0f
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所以你要叫商人「勤勞」,他才會盯緊時機趁機獲利,46Please respect copyright.PENANAU9Tg2pLfHO
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以之為士,46Please respect copyright.PENANAwsX32GTL9u
尋常人去做官,46Please respect copyright.PENANAz3DskGS6Wz
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則不能篤志而力行;46Please respect copyright.PENANAq2Mo5P4ZAd
不會死命工作完成任務;46Please respect copyright.PENANAu9h7BCOtIK
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所以你要叫官員「勤勞」,他才會死命工作完成任務;46Please respect copyright.PENANA7C5U0bK5al
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徒然食息於天地之間,是一帆蠹耳。46Please respect copyright.PENANAmEzIZrOxf0
那些僅憑著本能過活的人只是白活在這個世上,就像是隻米蟲罷了。46Please respect copyright.PENANAAmDGhER2J2
46Please respect copyright.PENANAn2HSDuZR6z
而我們的目標則是,讓人們「勤勞」地活在世上,就像是一沒有自我的機器。copyright protection42PENANAGD45Qv8Gij


夫天地之化,46Please respect copyright.PENANANsenadOZK4
這個世界萬物的變化,46Please respect copyright.PENANA0lrD1IiTK1
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日新則不敝。46Please respect copyright.PENANAzmHNJS0yRL
只要天天使用的就不會壞,46Please respect copyright.PENANACR63v8MN1x
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故戶樞不蠹,46Please respect copyright.PENANAYdwG0gy1Op
所以門軸不容易生鏽,46Please respect copyright.PENANANrhTvN2hA4
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流水不腐,46Please respect copyright.PENANA6n0C31TB3I
流動的水不會發臭,46Please respect copyright.PENANA1Q9jJE6MWH
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誠不欲其常安也。46Please respect copyright.PENANAatia6mcZYf
總之就是不能讓他們休息就對了。46Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ5RiPwpBs
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人之心與力,46Please respect copyright.PENANANYw68DslCq
人心與人力,46Please respect copyright.PENANAAkqGbIvI87
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何獨不然?46Please respect copyright.PENANAbzBIGKl85Y
當然也不例外,對吧!copyright protection42PENANA6hqbEANHDj


勞則思,46Please respect copyright.PENANAyGjZmvISdQ
讓他們勤勞的工作,他們才會動腦筋,46Please respect copyright.PENANA0n4ALwvAEh
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逸則淫,46Please respect copyright.PENANASflbeHGWAT
讓他們安逸的生活,他們就會搞三捻七,46Please respect copyright.PENANAMAhRa2nFD2
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物之情也。46Please respect copyright.PENANAUeifpxX6tx
這是人類這種生物的本性。copyright protection42PENANAQ0vVEWWXOd


大禹之聖,46Please respect copyright.PENANA0g7h7ikvXX
像大禹那麼偉大的人,46Please respect copyright.PENANAyVOrKvT7Ke
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且惜寸陰;46Please respect copyright.PENANApZMxgUPBpN
還不是被「勤勞」兩個字騙得三過家門而不入,46Please respect copyright.PENANAyXInptSiBD
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陶侃之賢,46Please respect copyright.PENANAOvRB38vSJU
陶侃那麼聰明46Please respect copyright.PENANAGiSoGhSzzt
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且惜分陰;46Please respect copyright.PENANASFlJgoRLhB
還不是被「勤勞」這兩個字騙得團團轉;46Please respect copyright.PENANAGXTymAQe9q
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又況賢聖不若彼者乎?46Please respect copyright.PENANAqv2Mfib64s
更何況不如他們聰明偉大的人呢?copyright protection42PENANA5vQ9AGEImW


結論:作者真聰明!出生前就明白這個道理,硬是在他娘的肚子裡多待了半年… copyright protection42PENANA1tesES3sAG

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