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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「勤訓」
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治生之道,49Please respect copyright.PENANAcP9dIgnOmW
統治世界最厲害的道理,49Please respect copyright.PENANAmYt1KsGTRS
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莫尚乎勤,49Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9Y8nHpKvM
就是「叫別人要勤勞」!49Please respect copyright.PENANAHSLaTwDApv
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故邵子云:49Please respect copyright.PENANAQfGOo3wOO2
所以像邵雍也說:49Please respect copyright.PENANAAwUmHOTkoi
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「一日之計在於晨,49Please respect copyright.PENANAg2wXRU1nIP
一天裡最重要的時候就是清晨,49Please respect copyright.PENANApjmkG39zoy
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一歲之計在於春,49Please respect copyright.PENANARyknvciwz0
一年裡最重要的時候就是春天,49Please respect copyright.PENANAmZkJk0Nuzb
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一生之計在於勤。」49Please respect copyright.PENANApsQKQmW8Tw
一輩子最重要事情就是勤勞。49Please respect copyright.PENANA9fwtZQuMk4
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言雖近而旨則遠矣。49Please respect copyright.PENANA66qWQgiNob
話說的很好聽,但這含意就很深遠了…49Please respect copyright.PENANAjyrP1qGvc1
…因為他根本就不是個「勤勞」的人!49Please respect copyright.PENANAzao6ycEW1k
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無如人之常情,49Please respect copyright.PENANAxoyZezpV5C
沒辨法,這本來就是人類的天性,49Please respect copyright.PENANAWFNlLmyqjz
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惡勞而好逸,49Please respect copyright.PENANAaEXIEci47o
不喜歡辛苦而貪圖安逸,49Please respect copyright.PENANAG43uqPRYga
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甘食褕衣,49Please respect copyright.PENANAhhMeZqriuy
愛吃好的穿好的,49Please respect copyright.PENANAGbDKG3Ax2Q
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玩日愒歲。49Please respect copyright.PENANAY4qKjqbKJF
整天玩樂過上一輩子,copyright protection45PENANAIujn9cYosv


以之為農,49Please respect copyright.PENANAjpRWax0K43
一般人當農夫,49Please respect copyright.PENANABMEtSvyUmm
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則不能深耕而易耨;49Please respect copyright.PENANAWO4NLekLZp
不會努力耕作細心除草;49Please respect copyright.PENANAOAbt33YCYk
49Please respect copyright.PENANAY2FpxLat2G
所以你要叫農夫「勤勞」,他才會努力耕作細心除草;49Please respect copyright.PENANA8YucMgr72q
49Please respect copyright.PENANAwR0Ik4LiGK
以之為工,49Please respect copyright.PENANADEMi4j4fN6
正常人當工人,49Please respect copyright.PENANAVV4q8RGzYI
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則不能計日而效功;49Please respect copyright.PENANAJPqv8vPcKC
不會按時完成準時完工;49Please respect copyright.PENANAiGyn6GeNfd
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所以你要叫工人「勤勞」,他才會按時完成準時完工;49Please respect copyright.PENANA7D1x992YlN
49Please respect copyright.PENANABEu92APgo4
以之為商,49Please respect copyright.PENANAuUkcZB7YW2
普通人去經商,49Please respect copyright.PENANAa3FbBPkENG
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則不能乘時而趨利;49Please respect copyright.PENANAt8PNkOosNl
不會盯緊時機趁機獲利,49Please respect copyright.PENANAvXpa900uFN
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所以你要叫商人「勤勞」,他才會盯緊時機趁機獲利,49Please respect copyright.PENANAvCGkq09PtW
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以之為士,49Please respect copyright.PENANAXJmafpW9Z6
尋常人去做官,49Please respect copyright.PENANAHvJnP9oYZR
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則不能篤志而力行;49Please respect copyright.PENANAz8bWjrlfBl
不會死命工作完成任務;49Please respect copyright.PENANAliQ5FGe3Ed
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所以你要叫官員「勤勞」,他才會死命工作完成任務;49Please respect copyright.PENANAM06YXppjE1
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徒然食息於天地之間,是一帆蠹耳。49Please respect copyright.PENANAyYrVLR2ybt
那些僅憑著本能過活的人只是白活在這個世上,就像是隻米蟲罷了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAxXuDVr3lKH
49Please respect copyright.PENANAmpIFVOE78H
而我們的目標則是,讓人們「勤勞」地活在世上,就像是一沒有自我的機器。copyright protection45PENANAW59t0mpxXJ


夫天地之化,49Please respect copyright.PENANAXHGoCsgF1r
這個世界萬物的變化,49Please respect copyright.PENANA9yoEbk6eFR
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日新則不敝。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5gjLFVdWBf
只要天天使用的就不會壞,49Please respect copyright.PENANAnLNMpZ7weN
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故戶樞不蠹,49Please respect copyright.PENANAVZqeL6aZ2M
所以門軸不容易生鏽,49Please respect copyright.PENANAepx2cX1juf
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流水不腐,49Please respect copyright.PENANAvvoWJa2U95
流動的水不會發臭,49Please respect copyright.PENANAGoveqHcr0G
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誠不欲其常安也。49Please respect copyright.PENANAVWrjSbtV5D
總之就是不能讓他們休息就對了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA0M1v1rcdTd
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人之心與力,49Please respect copyright.PENANA0PSr9LCCGI
人心與人力,49Please respect copyright.PENANAgGvhbwJoKD
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何獨不然?49Please respect copyright.PENANAzY4spde2QU
當然也不例外,對吧!copyright protection45PENANALj1t4eeL0w


勞則思,49Please respect copyright.PENANAL7BgoMM8bw
讓他們勤勞的工作,他們才會動腦筋,49Please respect copyright.PENANALMbZJhT3UR
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逸則淫,49Please respect copyright.PENANA62yHiXu56F
讓他們安逸的生活,他們就會搞三捻七,49Please respect copyright.PENANABRsMRb4KfZ
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物之情也。49Please respect copyright.PENANAXKYwshuXmA
這是人類這種生物的本性。copyright protection45PENANAzJ0S7a56zy


大禹之聖,49Please respect copyright.PENANACYs5LjhP3x
像大禹那麼偉大的人,49Please respect copyright.PENANAPF5j50MLwq
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且惜寸陰;49Please respect copyright.PENANA4dixj3QBTT
還不是被「勤勞」兩個字騙得三過家門而不入,49Please respect copyright.PENANA8Jyd3EePqK
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陶侃之賢,49Please respect copyright.PENANA7OUqldubOo
陶侃那麼聰明49Please respect copyright.PENANA5X7Ebajp0J
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且惜分陰;49Please respect copyright.PENANAsAam1vAwHp
還不是被「勤勞」這兩個字騙得團團轉;49Please respect copyright.PENANAUMm1qxcJWc
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又況賢聖不若彼者乎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAto4EK5alBR
更何況不如他們聰明偉大的人呢?copyright protection45PENANACwELZF8pc6


結論:作者真聰明!出生前就明白這個道理,硬是在他娘的肚子裡多待了半年… copyright protection45PENANA8XparupGgp

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