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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「勤訓」
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No Plagiarism!leEDoTTcBKFfXt9cQDvlposted on PENANA
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一生之計在於勤。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAIoMZzURYz3
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而我們的目標則是,讓人們「勤勞」地活在世上,就像是一沒有自我的機器。copyright protection56PENANA9wc6ZmjQZO


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結論:作者真聰明!出生前就明白這個道理,硬是在他娘的肚子裡多待了半年… copyright protection56PENANAidCM6SLJHP

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