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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「養生主」
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庖丁為文惠君解牛,87Please respect copyright.PENANA03PbGL5woC
加藤鷹為觀眾進行現場表演,87Please respect copyright.PENANA39dWU1MzIT
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文惠君曰:「譆,善哉!技蓋至此乎?」87Please respect copyright.PENANA3Nthuagkhn
觀眾讚歎的說:「啊,真是太厲害了!技巧怎麼會這麼好呢?」87Please respect copyright.PENANASEklb3cGjS
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方今之時,臣以神遇而不以目視,官知止而神欲行。87Please respect copyright.PENANApwCRAHaXIU
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結論:靠杯!最好是看完這篇知道怎麼生孩子啦!這根本就是在說一個男人如何在夾縫裡求生存的心得,看著就覺得靠小丁丁討生活真心不容易,這種活法早晚得心理疾病,一點也不養生!copyright protection83PENANAKBSLNQFG6z

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